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| Acmlm's Board - I3 Archive - Modern Art - Comics wherein Kyouji is bored and draws what he thinks |
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Simon Belmont Except I'm totally fucking hyped about Dracula X: Chronicles.                   Since: 11-18-05 From: Pittsburgh Last post: 6465 days Last view: 6465 days |
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Skydude Armos Knight   Since: 02-18-06 From: Stanford, CA Last post: 6738 days Last view: 6738 days |
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| I think #21 would've been better if after "Then I killed him" he said something along the lines of "and you know what, it did taste pretty good." | |||
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II)  Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6465 days Last view: 6465 days |
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| stylishalastor: (*sends comic*)
ThoughtlessMind0: I think....it may be the best one yet. I stand by those words. I am thankful that no guns were mentioned nor did Professor Logic make a random appearance for no reason at all. (edited by Thoughtless on 04-19-06 09:07 PM) |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero  Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6465 days Last view: 6465 days |
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Originally posted by SkydudeThat. Is a good idea. Sorta. I should've done something like that, but not that, because that needs to be tweaked. |
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Glyphodon Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6506 days Last view: 6486 days |
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You all think he's so great, but he's not. Would you like to see his latest work? Would you?
Where's your messiah now? |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6465 days Last view: 6465 days |
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| Rather than explain that, I'll just post the log. I had way too much fun talking to him.
Kyouji Craw: You missed a lot of fantastically stupid things on the board. Glyph Phoenix signed off at 7:00:45 PM. Glyph Phoenix signed on at 8:09:58 PM. Kyouji Craw: How was Dark Mausoleum too difficult? Kyouji Craw: The spike part was much easier than most of the earlier parts... Glyph Phoenix: Uh. No. Glyph Phoenix: It was. Much harder. Kyouji Craw: Dude, I just. I just played it, just now. I even made a video of it. Glyph Phoenix: I couldn't keep Mario from sliding right into the spikes. Glyph Phoenix: Even touching them from the sides hurts. Glyph Phoenix: And, since I have to do some jumping around with the P Block, I couldn't just take one hit and use flashing status to run the rest of the level. Kyouji Craw: Except that you don't have to hold the p-switch at any point. Kyouji Craw wants to send file C:\Program Files\Emulation\Mario's_Return.zmv. Glyph Phoenix: I have to internet that thing to an E disk upstairs so I can open Mario's Return and run it. I don't want to do that at all. Glyph Phoenix: I can't run it here since this ain't my computer. Glyph Phoenix: I'll just assume you zoomed through the level with great flourish. Kyouji Craw: There's more than enough time to hit the p-switch, jump to the dragon coin, jump back, and clear the spikes. Kyouji Craw: Not a lot more than enough time, but. Glyph Phoenix: Feck, what I meant was I had to do some jumping around BECAUSE of the P-block and that wall of brown blocks. Glyph Phoenix: Maybe I kept going back for that damned coin. Glyph Phoenix: Gah. Kyouji Craw: In general the trick in that area is to duck and jump. Glyph Phoenix: Never tried ducking and jumping, because. Well, there's no ceiling. Glyph Phoenix: Oh, feck. Feck. Glyph Phoenix: You get better traction when you duck-jump, don't you? Glyph Phoenix: Feck. Glyph Phoenix: That's. Glyph Phoenix: Is that what happens? Kyouji Craw: Uh. There IS a ceiling, and duck jumping keeps you from smacking against it. Kyouji Craw: But ducking does provide good traction. Glyph Phoenix: Gah. Glyph Phoenix: SMW is now on my death list. Kyouji Craw: Except how. Kyouji Craw: Except how it doesn't. Kyouji Craw: At all. Glyph Phoenix: I don't know. Kyouji Craw: It provides the exact same traction. Kyouji Craw: Except you're sliding, not running. Kyouji Craw: If it's that much of a deal, you could just. Stop by. Holding the other direction. I tend to do that. Glyph Phoenix: I tried that. I tended to run right into the other patch of spikes that way. Kyouji Craw: Ha ha. Kyouji Craw: Kay. Kyouji Craw: I'll add more spikes then. It'll be funny. Glyph Phoenix: *guts you like a fish* Glyph Phoenix: Huh, no heart. Should have expected. Glyph Phoenix: You monster. Kyouji Craw: *fishes you like a gut* Kyouji Craw: There's a reason I'm immune to heart disease Kyouji Craw: A genetic predisposition against all disease. Kyouji Craw: ... Because I'm missing most of the organs that they infect. Glyph Phoenix: I have that too. Isn't it great? Glyph Phoenix: You know, for being bored the other day there sure weren't any comics about what you think. Kyouji Craw: That's because, though interesting things happened, they weren't particularly funny or worth writing about. Kyouji Craw: I could shoot someone, but that got old. Kyouji Craw: I need to find an unexpected way to kill someone. Glyph Phoenix: You obviously just aren't coming up with inventive and interesting ways to shoot people, that's all. Glyph Phoenix: That BANG, that was priceless. Kyouji Craw: Maybe I should draw something. Haven't done that in awhile. Glyph Phoenix: A gun! Glyph Phoenix: And fire it! Glyph Phoenix: Into somebody's! Glyph Phoenix: Head! Glyph Phoenix: No, that's no good. Kyouji Craw: He could shoot the wrong way and then something about a foot. Kyouji Craw: But not really. That's stupid. Glyph Phoenix: I don't know. Let's find out. Glyph Phoenix: *shoots you in foot* Kyouji Craw: I could introduce a new character named Ninja Ned which is just Pirate Isaac but he looks different. Glyph Phoenix: 
Glyph Phoenix: Aren't all your characters just Kyouji or Alastor but who look different? Kyouji Craw: The children. Kyouji Craw: Satan. Kyouji Craw: Jesus. Kyouji Craw: Pirate Isaac. Glyph Phoenix: 
Kyouji Craw: Random people who call for tech support. Kyouji Craw: the manager Kyouji Craw: The ninja. Glyph Phoenix: Well, the important thing is, Alastor is Kyouji who looks different. Glyph Phoenix: And the ninja could be. You don't know that. Kyouji Craw: The pac-ghost. Kyouji Craw: Do you still have that image of you that I drew? Kyouji Craw: I want to murder you in comic. Glyph Phoenix: All you know is that he is a ninja and his worst enemy is Inky, Blinky, Pinky, or Clyde. Glyph Phoenix: And too bad. I don't have anything resembling a sprite ever. Glyph Phoenix: No way, no how. Glyph Phoenix: no stick figure. Glyph Phoenix: No nothin'. Kyouji Craw: Okay. Glyph Phoenix: I am safe. Glyph Phoenix: You can't kill what you can't draw. Glyph Phoenix: In a picture. Glyph Phoenix: 'cause if you can't draw it... well... Kyouji Craw: I can draw a comic with Ninja Ned who is the ninja from #2 and #9. He makes a subtle reference to Clyde at the end, and also Kyouji attempts to shoot him but fails. Glyph Phoenix: Clyde or Sue? Kyouji Craw: There will also be dialog, which may or may not suck. Kyouji Craw: I'm imagining it in my head now. Glyph Phoenix: I'll go with suck, final answer. Not suck was a close second, though. Kyouji Craw: It does, indeed, suck. Glyph Phoenix: And I win the million! Kyouji Craw: Actually anyone could' ve guessed that. You only would've won the million if you guessed not suck and it ended up right. You only win the ten thousand. Glyph Phoenix: Oh, well. I can still buy a boat. Or. A gun. Glyph Phoenix: Which I could use to shoot you in the head. Glyph Phoenix: Then again, I'm 100% sure that you don't have a brain, so it'd kinda be a waste. But it's really the artistic statement of shooting you that makes it work. You know that. That's your comic's entire foundation. That and stick figures. Kyouji Craw: And I'm nine hundred and ninety nine point a hundred permille sure your face is a jar. Glyph Phoenix: It might be. I haven't looked in a mirror in a while. Glyph Phoenix: Oh, it is. Allow me to close it. Kyouji Craw: Well. Kyouji Craw: http://i3.tinypic.com/wi7ep0.png Glyph Phoenix: Did you know the rest of the multiverse sees the Earth as a loveable pariah? Glyph Phoenix: It's like a Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy book. It's morbid yet utterly fascinating. Glyph Phoenix: Of course, you wouldn't want to live there. Glyph Phoenix: You bastard. Glyph Phoenix: That comic is entirely your idea. Glyph Phoenix: You have things randomly placed everywhere. Glyph Phoenix: And. Glyph Phoenix: Did I mention that you're a bastard? Glyph Phoenix: Can you make that comic except without the suck? Glyph Phoenix: Basically, that comic except entirely different? Kyouji Craw: Stylish Alastor: Glyph Phoenix: Can you make that comic except without the suck? Glyph Phoenix: Basically, that comic except entirely different? Stylish Alastor: I try to tell him it's physically impossible to have that concept not suck but he won't listen Glyph Phoenix: That's the point. I told you to make it entirely different. Kyouji Craw: Stylish Alastor: I don't know why he insists on sticking so close to his original vision Glyph Phoenix: You monster. Glyph Phoenix: I will find a way to kill you dead. And die you will. Kyouji Craw: http://i3.tinypic.com/wi7jol.png Kyouji Craw: The ending is slightly different. Glyph Phoenix: I said entirely different. Glyph Phoenix: Were you listening at all? Glyph Phoenix: Were you Kyouji Craw: Fine Kyouji Craw: http://i3.tinypic.com/wi7kar.png Glyph Phoenix: http://board.acmlm.org/thread.php?id=3511&page=8#96378 |
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NSNick Gohma IF ALL ELSE FAILS USE BOOZE  Since: 11-17-05 From: Last post: 6467 days Last view: 6467 days |
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Kattwah Acro RIP Acmlm's Board: Feb. 18 2007  Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6465 days Last view: 6465 days |
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Originally posted by NSNickAnd for that we have the comeback of... "But I have two dads..."  |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6465 days Last view: 6465 days |
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It's not funny, but it's true. Katw talked me into writing it. Blame him.
 (edited by Alastor the Stylish on 04-26-06 06:49 PM) |
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II) Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6465 days Last view: 6465 days |
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| Thankfully.
I wasn't one of the people who flocked to Kyouji, for one reason or another. I was, however, compelled to simply say 'What did you do to the board?' |
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Kattwah Acro RIP Acmlm's Board: Feb. 18 2007 Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6465 days Last view: 6465 days |
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Originally posted by Alastor the StylishHey... I made a suggestion. I never talked you into anything 
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LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIES And why cant you capitalize KATW? |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6465 days Last view: 6465 days |
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Originally posted by KATWWhy can't you see that S and I are two different keys?Originally posted by Alastor the StylishHey... I made a suggestion. I never talked you into anything (edited by Alastor the Stylish on 04-26-06 11:09 PM) |
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Skydude Armos Knight Since: 02-18-06 From: Stanford, CA Last post: 6738 days Last view: 6738 days |
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| Meanwhile I did something useful and contacted Xk and Acmlm, both of whom looked into it quickly. | |||
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6465 days Last view: 6465 days |
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| Unsurprising.
I really have to wonder why so many people flocked to me, specifically, though. |
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II) Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6465 days Last view: 6465 days |
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Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish Because your network of fanboys has grown. I told you to stop encouraging them. |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6465 days Last view: 6465 days |
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| I may be ridiculawesome, but I do not have FTP access. | |||
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Skydude Armos Knight Since: 02-18-06 From: Stanford, CA Last post: 6738 days Last view: 6738 days |
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| While Acmlm was using FTP access, Xk shut off access to anyone but him, so Milly ended up just taking a seat again and waiting while Xk fixed it.
Are they the only ones with access? |
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