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Nebetsu Mole                    Since: 11-17-05 From: WarKoL Last post: 6335 days Last view: 6335 days |
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| Once apon a time, the Virgin Mary gave birth to a rabbit, the Easter Bunny, to be precise. Judging by her title, we can assume that Mary had never copulated and this is nothing short of a miracle. The little Easter rabbit lived out his young life conferencing with various companies that could make money off of the idea like Hallmark and Allan. They determined that chocolate would be a good focus for a holiday and that many little kids would scream in unison if they didn't get to celebrate it. So from that day on, little Easter Bunny consistantly gave out chocolate to all the good little boys and girls of the world. This upset many of the pharasee leaders, since the Easter Bunny was giving out chocolate on the sabbath day as well as every other day. The leaders gathered a great multitude of people who saw this innocent bunny as a heretic and nailed him to a cross. The Easter Bunny died that day. He was taken to a tomb and was sealed there. Three days later, some women found the tomb to be empty. Instead, John Bradley, Senior Vice President of Cadbury Trebor Allan Inc stepped out. He said, "Don't be afraid. Some executives in marketing figured it would a good idea to bring back the Easter Bunny and have him give out chocolate for one weekend a year. Now go! And tell everyone the good news!" So every year, the Easter Bunny comes back from the grave to give us chocolate. | |||
KP9001  180 I'm going Weasel in 3 months! Where will I end up going?   Since: 01-30-06 From: Show Low, AZ Last post: 6322 days Last view: 6321 days |
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| Ex. "Once apon a time, the Virgin Mary gave birth to a rabbit, the Easter Bunny, to be precise. Judging by her title, we can assume that Mary had never copulated and this is nothing short of a miracle. "
You know, that can offend a lot of people. It would be appreciated if you wouldn't use religious references in a fictional story, especially if it deviates from the real thing. Otherwise, good work. Made me crack up laughing! (edited by KP9000 on 04-16-06 05:35 PM) (edited by KP9000 on 04-16-06 05:37 PM) |
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Nebetsu Mole Since: 11-17-05 From: WarKoL Last post: 6335 days Last view: 6335 days |
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| Thanks! ^^
Yeah I have no writer's conscience. I can't just say, "I can't write that!". I wrote a VERY sexist essay the other day. lol |
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Apophis Ropa  Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6322 days Last view: 6321 days |
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| why can't one work of fiction reference another? I don't understand. | |||
Sliver X Since: 11-22-05 From: Panicus Last post: 6331 days Last view: 6330 days |
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| Is it wrong that I've masturbated while thinking of the Virgin Mary? | |||
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Simon Belmont Except I'm totally fucking hyped about Dracula X: Chronicles.  Since: 11-18-05 From: Pittsburgh Last post: 6321 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Originally posted by KP9000 [mind you, I didn't actually read the story] I don't think I need to explain this post. |
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Nebetsu Mole Since: 11-17-05 From: WarKoL Last post: 6335 days Last view: 6335 days |
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| I just meant it to be a funny little story... not a heated debate starter... >> | |||
Kirk Bradford Myers Shyguy  Since: 01-23-06 From: Baltimore, Maryland Last post: 6616 days Last view: 6616 days |
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That story is totally fucked up. It's fucked up and I LOVE IT!!!  Now that is funny! It takes a special warped sense of humor to write something like that and to appreciate it, and I happen to be one of it''s recipients. Keep up the good work.
I can't wait to hear how Santa Claus came into being...  (edited by Kirk Bradford Myers on 04-17-06 06:30 AM) |
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Nebetsu Mole Since: 11-17-05 From: WarKoL Last post: 6335 days Last view: 6335 days |
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| Maybe around Christmas I'll tell you all a Christmas story. lol. Also: If you like my writing, I usually post a short story or something, every so often, on Nebland. Comment in the shoutbox if you like any of the writings. | |||
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Keitaro Mole Since: 11-18-05 From: Massachusetts Last post: 6479 days Last view: 6479 days |
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Originally posted by Apophis Even tough I'm essentialy Christian, I'm not all that offended by this (as in, not in the least  ), however I'm sure theres many who would take some form of offence to you implying the story of the virgin Mary is a work of fiction. Just saying is all. |
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