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Scatterheart

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Since: 11-18-05
From: Sydney, Australia

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Posted on 03-27-06 02:59 PM Link | Quote
Wait, wait, wait... They put warnings on McDonald's coffee 'cause that stupid bitch burned herself?!

Geez! If for her, then why not for this guy?

"Warning: Do not place connected toaster in bath tub while you're in it."
"Warning: STFU!"

Okay, so this is bad, but that freak'n McDonald's thing was fucking pathetic!
This guy here must've been thinking about dryers, and how they tend to dry things with heat.

Seriously...I need to know. Is there a "Do not place coffee cup in lap whilst driving" warning label on their cups?
Only in America.
Skydude

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Since: 02-18-06
From: Stanford, CA

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Posted on 03-27-06 05:45 PM Link | Quote
Thankfully, no, I don't think we've gotten so far as to put that specific warning labels on things.

We do have labels on fireworks warning you not to aim them at your face.

As both a reasonable individual and the son of a corporate defense litigator, I am frankly appalled at the sue-happy nature of this country that necessitates these things.
Sukasa

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Since: 11-17-05
From: Somewhere over there

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Posted on 03-27-06 06:48 PM Link | Quote
Wow.... Just wow. HoThat's all I can say to that.
Scatterheart

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Since: 11-18-05
From: Sydney, Australia

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Posted on 03-27-06 07:11 PM Link | Quote
You sir, are one of the good ones...

I have no idea why, but I feel like someone should start a "Bullies. Why are they here, and what for" thread in the Officer's place, or Debates forum. I'm too lazy myself, but there're plenty of topics to talk about; such as the U.S government's thinking on that they're superior to every single damn country on the planet!

Someone make it, and I'll kiss you!
...Or if you don't want that... I'll give you a cookie.

...Shuttup! *Leaves...for a while*
Snow Tomato

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Since: 12-31-05
From: NYC

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Posted on 03-27-06 09:26 PM Link | Quote
I think a toaster oven would have been more appropriate. Or maybe just going oustide sans pants. Ooh, it's sexy time.
Skydude

Armos Knight








Since: 02-18-06
From: Stanford, CA

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Posted on 03-28-06 12:53 AM Link | Quote
Why don't you go outside sans pants, walk down the street and say hi to some people.

And then tell us how that goes.
NSNick

Gohma
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Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 03-28-06 01:30 AM Link | Quote
Well, it might go better for Snow Tomato than for you or me, Sky.
Skydude

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Since: 02-18-06
From: Stanford, CA

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Posted on 03-28-06 01:32 AM Link | Quote
Damn sexist society.
Yoronosuku

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Since: 11-17-05
From: Massachusetts is my new home..

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Posted on 03-28-06 03:48 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Scatterheart
Wait, wait, wait... They put warnings on McDonald's coffee 'cause that stupid bitch burned herself?!

Geez! If for her, then why not for this guy?

"Warning: Do not place connected toaster in bath tub while you're in it."
"Warning: STFU!"

Okay, so this is bad, but that freak'n McDonald's thing was fucking pathetic!
This guy here must've been thinking about dryers, and how they tend to dry things with heat.

Seriously...I need to know. Is there a "Do not place coffee cup in lap whilst driving" warning label on their cups?
Only in America.

My futon says " Warning: Do not attempt to swallow". I do not want to know why they'd even have to create that warning...
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

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Posted on 03-28-06 03:53 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by NSNick
Well, it might go better for Snow Tomato than for you or me, Sky.
I'm a man, I'll do it. All the ladies will be like "OMG! MEGA PENIS!" Nah, I'm just kidding (or am I?)

Yeah, somehow, I doubt she'd make it far
Black Lord +

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Since: 11-17-05
From: Where indians still roam...

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Posted on 03-31-06 03:32 AM Link | Quote
So... this one time I was walking down the street and I was drinking Sunkist, and I'll whilst I was doing this a squirrel crossed my path... not only was this a squirrel, but a very black squirrel... so I thought to myself "WTF, a black squirrel, I've never seen one of those before" and later my friend told me they were called squiggers and not to mess with them, but he was too late, because when this squigger had crossed my path before the my friend had warned me about them, I kicked him, because it was funny, so I walked a little further and before I knew it there was a line of squiggers all holding AK-47's and they all started shooting me, it's too bad in their case that I'm a trained Jedi and I started deflecting the bullets with my lightsaber, and before I knew it, I had them all convinced that I was indeed a squigger too, and that the squigger I kicked was an imposter (thank god for the weak-minded). So now, I can drink my Sunkist in peace, unless my homies are with me... then I have to share.
Vyper

Kodondo
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

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Posted on 03-31-06 04:52 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Black Lord +
So... this one time I was walking down the street and I was drinking Sunkist, and I'll whilst I was doing this a squirrel crossed my path... not only was this a squirrel, but a very black squirrel... so I thought to myself "WTF, a black squirrel, I've never seen one of those before" and later my friend told me they were called squiggers and not to mess with them, but he was too late, because when this squigger had crossed my path before the my friend had warned me about them, I kicked him, because it was funny, so I walked a little further and before I knew it there was a line of squiggers all holding AK-47's and they all started shooting me, it's too bad in their case that I'm a trained Jedi and I started deflecting the bullets with my lightsaber, and before I knew it, I had them all convinced that I was indeed a squigger too, and that the squigger I kicked was an imposter (thank god for the weak-minded). So now, I can drink my Sunkist in peace, unless my homies are with me... then I have to share.
Oddly enough, that was just as entertaining as the original post
C`aos

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Since: 03-02-06
From: AB, Canada

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Posted on 03-31-06 02:26 PM Link | Quote
One time out of boredom my parents warmed some macaroni and cheese they had made earlier on top of their new fireplace in old baking pans.

Being the smart person that I am, I attempted to do the same while I was home alone one day.

With plastic bowls.

They weren't too happy about that
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Since: 05-08-06

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Posted on 04-01-06 02:10 AM Link | Quote
When I saw this thread, I thought about that Fubry thread where it linked to a video of one in a microwave. I wasn't exactly the same, but I still thought, "" except this makes me depressed. Use a waffle iron... if you have one.

LOLS as C'aos.
HyperHacker

Star Mario
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Canada, w00t!
My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn.
STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^(

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Posted on 04-01-06 06:41 AM Link | Quote
............................................................................
(my brain melted.)
Skydude

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Since: 02-18-06
From: Stanford, CA

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Posted on 04-01-06 07:15 AM Link | Quote
I think most people's brains would melt at Black Lord +'s little story there. That reminds me of the suicidal squirrels at Stanford. You have no idea how many times I've come really close to running them over on my bike.
HammerGuy

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Since: 11-17-05
From: Fort Wayne, IN

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Posted on 04-01-06 09:52 AM Link | Quote
This topic made IQ drop.
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