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Wurl Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6363 days Last view: 6363 days |
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So tonight some asshole tried to break into my car. Being a fucktard, he set off the alarm. I ran outside but grabbed a shovel first. He saw the shovel and ran. Pwn't. Shovels save life. | |||
Tatrion <_<; Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6322 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Dude, that's a totally awesome story. Though coming from you, I expected random sex. | |||
Wurl Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6363 days Last view: 6363 days |
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After I went inside the house I had an all lesbian orgy. | |||
Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 6322 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Good for you man, and you didn't have to hit the stupid ass. XD | |||
Hiryuu Sword Maiden Retired Admin Since: 11-17-05 From: Nerima District - Tokyo, Japan Last post: 6322 days Last view: 6322 days |
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Originally posted by [GGS Wait. Isn't that the best part? :\ It goes with the 'klonk!' sound even. KLONK! |
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Sion Im Back Baby! Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6322 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Originally posted by Wurl Its true. As soon as I get a car youd better believe Im gonna carry around a Shovel just in case! |
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asdf Link's Awakening ಠ_ಠ Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6323 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Aren't you forgetting the time when Link dug up a flute with a Shovel? If he hadn't done that, he never would've been able to go to Misery Mire, and the world would be destroyed by Ganon. I'm sure that qualifies as saving lives. (edited by asdf + on 02-07-06 11:32 PM) |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6321 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Originally posted by asdf +whoa nerd alert |
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asdf Link's Awakening ಠ_ಠ Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6323 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Originally posted by +Originally posted by asdf +whoa nerd alert Oh, come now. Everybody here who has had a proper childhood would get that reference. Now, if you really want a nerdy reference, you'd say something like "there is a shovel next to a house in Blueberry" or "Harry and Marv were knocked out by Marley the alleged shovel slayer, saving Kevin's life" or something like that. |
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neotransotaku Sledge Brother Liberated from school...until MLK day Since: 11-17-05 From: In Hearst Field Annex... Last post: 6324 days Last view: 6321 days |
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However, shovels can take lives too--I recall a gas explosion caused by a shovel in my area a few years ago...
so lesson is: with great power, comes great responsibility. Use the shovel wisely |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6321 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Originally posted by asdf +whoa nerd alertOriginally posted by +Originally posted by asdf +whoa nerd alert |
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neotransotaku Sledge Brother Liberated from school...until MLK day Since: 11-17-05 From: In Hearst Field Annex... Last post: 6324 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Originally posted by +Originally posted by asdf +whoa nerd alertOriginally posted by +Originally posted by asdf +whoa nerd alert asdf +, when alastor says the same thing twice, he has spoken... it is futile to defend yourself... anyways, i remember another shovel use to be digging up weeds in the yard...as digging them up saves the lives of the grass around it |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6321 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Originally posted by neotransotakuBut it KILLS the weed. Way to be a hypocrite. (edited by + on 02-07-06 11:55 PM) |
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neotransotaku Sledge Brother Liberated from school...until MLK day Since: 11-17-05 From: In Hearst Field Annex... Last post: 6324 days Last view: 6321 days |
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who cares about the weed... utilitarism wins--small action for the greater good | |||
Sion Im Back Baby! Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6322 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Originally posted by +Originally posted by asdf +whoa nerd alert Sion agrees. NERD ALERT! Ive played Zelda as much as any other normal guy, and I have no idea what your talkin about. All that Im certain of is SHOVELS SAVE LIVES. Edit-After writing that last line I noticed the thread title...I think its safe to assume Wurl was drunk at the time he created this thread. Therfore there may have been no Shovel action as originally claimed. However! there was indeed a lesbian orgy, that Im sure of. (edited by Sion on 02-08-06 12:01 AM) |
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Koitenshin +∞ Moblin Since: 12-24-05 From: Misery Last post: 6324 days Last view: 6324 days |
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I'm pretty sure the potheads would be mad at you for killing the weed before it had a chance to grow. Hypocrite indeed. | |||
Wurl Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6363 days Last view: 6363 days |
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I swear to God, I typed "Shovels Save Life" for the thread title. Maybe the lesbian orgy went to my head. OR CROTHCH MIRITE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (edited by Wurl on 02-08-06 12:44 AM) |
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Trapster King Dedede Since: 11-19-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6429 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Originally posted by MilleniaOriginally posted by [GGS That guy's skull would make a cracking sound after that. Btw, Wurlie? Can I join that orgy? It was quite a kick-ass story you go there. |
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Snow Tomato Snap Dragon Since: 12-31-05 From: NYC Last post: 6342 days Last view: 6327 days |
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Hahahah shofels. I wonder what a shofel would look like?
I use a shovel to break into my house when I forget my key. My sister's able to fit through this tiny tiny like less than 1 foot in diameter wide window. My boobs be too large for that. So yes, shovels save my from standing out in the cold for two hours until my keys get home. |
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Sion Im Back Baby! Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6322 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Traps the orgy is already over so you couldnt possibly join. Maybe next time.
Hehe Boobs. |
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