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Acmlm's Board - I3 Archive - Craziness Domain - A letter from Bowser to Dr. Mario |
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mvent2![]() Paragoomba ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 11-17-05 From: Brizzy, Australia Last post: 6642 days Last view: 6642 days |
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Something I decided to write up. Parts of this "Dear Dr. Mario, I want to apply for a vasectomy. After having 7 children with 7 different women, I have concluded that contraceptives just don't work on me. I read in a book that rhythmic movement can help prevent pregnancy. Despite trying the Samba and the Tango, my first girlfriend fell pregnant and I ruptured myself doing the Cha-cha. Besides, where do you find a band when you get the urge at two o'clock in the morning? She gave me the baby and left me. Another doctor suggested the safe period. My second girlfriend was staying at her parents' house and had to wait three weeks for the safe period and a time when the house was empty. Despite that she got pregnant, gave me the baby and left me. An alternative therapist said if me and my third girlfriend made love while breast feeding we would be alright. In the end I had shiny scales, silky hair and was very healthy, but she got pregnant, gave me the baby and left me. A rumour suggested that if my fourth girfriend jumped up and down after intercourse this would prevent pregnancy. She slipped a disc but got pregnant, gave me the baby and left me. I asked the local pharmacist about condoms and he demonstrated them, so I tried them. However, my fifth girlfriend got pregnant which didn't surprise me, I never saw how putting one of those things on your thumb could help prevent babies. Despite that, she gave me the baby and left me. My sixth girlfriend and I tried the Dutch cap, but she got severe headaches when the only size available was way too tight around the forehead. She still got pregnant, gave me the baby and left me. I tried the pill on my seventh girlfriend, but it kept dropping out. I tried using a tampon to keep it in but she still fell pregnant, gave me the baby and left me. I am at a significant loss. I tried capturing Princess Peach because of her track record in being unable to make babies despite her years of being a slut, but Mario always took her away from me before I had the chance to "try" her. If I can't get this operation I'll have to resort to oral sex, and talking is just no substitute for the real thing. Sincerely, Bowser" Hey, at least I tried. ![]() |
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neotransotaku![]() Sledge Brother Liberated from school...until MLK day ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 11-17-05 From: In Hearst Field Annex... Last post: 6324 days Last view: 6321 days |
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7 kids... so where did baby bowser come from? | |||
Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6321 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Baby Bowser is Bowser, neo. Presumeably you mean Bowser Jr, in which case, he was born from a plothole. | |||
asdf![]() Link's Awakening ಠ_ಠ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6323 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Originally posted by neotransotaku Baby Bowser came from the same place all babies come from. You know where. |
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neotransotaku![]() Sledge Brother Liberated from school...until MLK day ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 11-17-05 From: In Hearst Field Annex... Last post: 6324 days Last view: 6321 days |
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yeah, so who is the mom? not unless...OMG bowser is a hermaphrodite ![]() as for the plothole theory, i like... Baby Bowser is Bowser, neo. Presumeably you mean Bowser Jr stupid cousin...he engrained that name for that character ![]() (edited by neotransotaku on 02-03-06 11:13 PM) |
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Ailure![]() Mr. Shine I just want peace... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 11-17-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6322 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Hooh boy...
Didn't Sony sue people for fan fictions they made? If Nintendo were more aggresive, then I would delete that post right now. xD |
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asdf![]() Link's Awakening ಠ_ಠ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6323 days Last view: 6321 days |
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I think you're mistaken, Ailure. But if Nintendo were more aggressive than that, this entire site would be deleted and all of us would be in jail right now, all because of the ROM hacking section. At least that isn't the case. ![]() |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6321 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Isn't Acmlm canadian, though? I'm pretty sure their laws are, y'know, not making things illegal. | |||
Ailure![]() Mr. Shine I just want peace... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 11-17-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6322 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Originally posted by Alastor the StylishWouldn't matter, the server is in the US. :p |
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Alastor Fearless Moderator Hero ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 11-17-05 From: An apartment by DigiPen, Redmond, Washington Last post: 6321 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Originally posted by AilureThat so? I would've figured he'd have gone with a canadian one... But ah, well. Still, if we got sued, we could get a canadian serverOriginally posted by Alastor the StylishWouldn't matter, the server is in the US. :p ![]() |
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Ailure![]() Mr. Shine I just want peace... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 11-17-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6322 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Well, might me little tricky as the server admin and the current "devoloper" both lives in US.
I never heard of anyone ordering a foreign server just like that. ![]() |
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Trapster![]() King Dedede ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 11-19-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6429 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish Well, crap. I thought that Baby Bowser was Bowser's son too. ![]() That letter was mildly funny, though. |
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Kirk Bradford Myers![]() Shyguy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 01-23-06 From: Baltimore, Maryland Last post: 6616 days Last view: 6616 days |
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That story is hilarious! LMAO!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Her majesty the princess Peach Toadstool may be a slut, but that matters very little in the scope of things as far as Mario is concerned. Think about it...if you were a big fat cigar-chomping turd wrestler from Brooklyn who smelled like gasoline who was fresh out of a relationship with an ungrateful little cuss named Pauline and a girl like Peach wanted you, would YOU turn away from her cries for "HELP!"?? ![]() ![]() The rest, as they say, is history. Mario walked out in a huff, ![]() Mario won't be back for a while. Him and his brother have worn out their welcome in New York. ![]() ![]() |
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HyperHacker![]() Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6322 days Last view: 6322 days |
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Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish Or one in one of those countries that doesn't have copyright laws. Then we could post ROMs too. ![]() |
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Trapster![]() King Dedede ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 11-19-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6429 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Yeah, thatīd be nice. ![]() Iīm sooo illegal. ![]() |
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Originally posted by Hyper LOLOriginally posted by Alastor the Stylish Sounds like a plan. But even if we post them (ROMs) right here right now, it's unlikely they'll come after us. They have bigger things to worry about than some random on a message board posting a ROM. ![]() ![]() |
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HyperHacker![]() Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6322 days Last view: 6322 days |
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Actually I'm surprised you don't see more message boards in places like that. It'd be like The Pirate Bay, but as a forum.
I guess it'd just suck with all the people joining to ask "can sum1 upload The Sims 2" and never really posting. ![]() ...Or we could just all obey the law. Yeah. Let's do that. ![]() ![]() |
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Originally posted by Hyper LOL That would be why there would be a specific forum for that kind of stuff. Anybody asking for it outside of that forum would receive just as harsh a punishment as they do now. Or maybe we could just obey the law. Even if the law sucks. ![]() ![]() |
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Ailure![]() Mr. Shine I just want peace... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Since: 11-17-05 From: Sweden Last post: 6322 days Last view: 6321 days |
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Originally posted by Hyper LOLOriginally posted by Alastor the Stylish ![]() Yeah, would be intresting to see if they get any power in Sweden... since that probaly will lead to other pirate parties all over the world like how green parties where in the 70's and 80's. ![]() |
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