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Posted on 12-16-05 05:14 PM

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(Add in some dialog I couldn't figure out how to before)

First Ten BBS flash script.
This is the script for the first Ten BBS flash movie. Well the first to contain dialog of any kind. The first Ten BBS flash will be in the style of anime show intro. I’ve got the music I want picked out, I just need to draw the graphics, sync graphics with music, and figure out how to make a loader, and how to tween objects together. So the way I see I’ve got it half way done. So here is the script for the first Ten BBS.

Disclaimer: This is intended for comedy purposes only, actual persons used are done so with cautious tact, and material is not intended to slur or defame in anyway.

The setting will be a room in an fictitious MMORPG that combines elements from several videogames, Ten is standing alone in windowed room with his hands below the shot.

Ten (deep in thought): Hmm… (Thinking) If you can sell an air guitar on Ebay for $3 bucks, I wonder how much a two dollar bill will go for. Gotta be more than three

Dave enters from the right and stops right next to Ten, looks at him for a moment before speaking.

Dave: Ten.
Ten (Startled, then alert): Yeah?
Dave: You’re anti-alcohol and anti-caffeine right?
Ten: Anti-coffee, got nothing against soda.
Dave: Yeah anti-coffee, whatever you’re going to call it. Why are you like that?
Ten: Because beer has an unpleasant side and I never liked coffee to begin with, just drank it to get sugar at the bottom of the cup. Well before I realized I could just drink it straight from the jar thing.

Dave lifts an eye brow at Ten.

Dave: Okay… well if coffee and alcohol are not okay, (slightly scolding) then how the hell is smoking?

Shot pans out, revealing that Ten has a lit cigarette in his hand which he lifts up.

Ten: What? What’s wrong with smoking? I just do it out to…(pauses) oh I see. (Becomes agitated, points cigarette at Dave) This is because of the whole Big Tobacco is evil thing isn’t it! (Begins to rant) Well just because the media has labeled a company evil doesn’t mean its customers are evil as well. Sure it lied about the facts to ensure more money and all, but according to the current White House administration, that’s the most patriotic thing you can do! (Pants.)
Dave: Well actually, no. I was going to ask you to put that out because the constant beeping is starting to annoy people.
Ten: What beeping?

Shot pans up, revealing a blue bar with TEN above it. It flashes red, slightly shortens and beeps at the same time.

Ten: Oh right that, okay. (The cigarette disappears when a echoing click sound is made, Shot pans down hiding Ten’s life bar.) I just had that out to make the rant anyway.
Dave (Raising an eyebrow again): A Bush joke, how funny. Always though you were too much of a pussy for something like that though.
Ten (Agitated): What does that mean?
Dave: Well you don’t seem to like anything that’s not PC. Hell, when the Neko-Furry war broke out you were the one who forced negotiations between the heads of the Nekoes and the Furries and got a cease-fire going long enough for negotiations to succeed.
Ten (Defensive): First of all, it was the “Cat-person”-“Anthromorph” war and second it was mere conflict. I prevented it form escalating into full-blown war.
Dave: Whatever. (Shot pans to Dave, excluding Ten from shot) I was just surprised you didn’t take arms against the Fur- I mean, (does finger quotes) “Anthromorphs.” Especially after what they did to you. One thing is for sure, I never would have let myself gotten into that kind of situation. (Shot pans to again include Ten who has become pale and stoic, Dave waves his hand in front of Ten’s face) Hello?

The shot slowly pans and zooms towards Ten’s face, mid-tragedy or horror music starts to play, the scene fades into a flashback with Ten holding a camcorder while standing against a brick wall with a horrified look on his face, slow-motion silhouettes of Furry violence overlap him. The shot fades back to Ten and Dave.

Ten (Monotone): That never happened.
Dave: What do you mean it never happened? They made you film them brutally killing one of their…
Ten (Full-blown panic): It never happened!
Dave (Backing off): Okay, calm down!

Ten starts to sink and gets into the fetal position, Jay runs into the room from the right and stops next to Dave.

Jay: What the hell was that yelling?
Dave: Oh nothing… (Dave looks the other way, Jay sees Ten on the floor.)
Jay: Why is he hugging his knees?
Dave (Still looking the other way) : No reason, he does that all the time.
Jay: Yeah but he doesn’t usually shake like that… (hit with realization) oh god, you didn’t bring up the Sally Acorn cosplayer incident did you?
Dave (Playing innocent for moment before responding): I may of tiptoed around it.
Jay (Agitated): Dave, we can’s have him in a traumatized state like this in the forums!
Dave (Apathetic): Ever since when?
Jay (Still agitated): Ever since he got a cult following from the Nekoes! Someone takes a screen of this and you know what’s going to happen?
Dave (Still apathetic): I’ll lose a demographic I never cared for in the first place?
Jay: Well still! (Jay pinches the bridge of his nose and squads.)

Jay sits there for a moment while Dave looks at Ten, a metal rod appears in Dave’s hand when an echoing click sounds. Dave uses the rod to poke at Ten, after four, five pokes he turns around throws it over Jays head, but Jay is still hit, and falls over in a River City Ransom fashion, he quickly gets up.

Jay (Angry): Dave, what the hell is wrong with you?
Dave: Well I’ve told you we need to tweek the server’s Hit Detection System
Jay: Who the hell is we? You’re the Sys-Op, I can’t do anything with the server’s physics engines… (Pauses for moment and looks at Ten) Look you need to wake him up.
Dave: Me? I woke him up last time, it’s your turn.
Jay: Orochi woke him last time, it’s your turn!
Dave (eyes start glowing): I can’t wake him up, I’m too busy adjusting the HDS.
Jay: Well, okay find I wake him up this time.
Dave: Hey thanks.

Jay groans before putting his hand on his forehead. He removes his hand after a moment.

Jay (Acting out a scene): Hey Dave, I’ve been meaning to talk to you. How many panels do you plan to use for when they test out the new mammography machine on Chloe?
Ten(Jumps up, fully alert): What was that?
Jay: That did it.
Ten (Confused): What did what?
Jay: Oh nothing, ah Ten can I ask you something?
Ten: Okay.
Jay: Why do you still hang around Dave considering how he treats you?
Ten: Oh that’s simple. He’s the only web-comic artist I know who doesn’t look like a Monster Rancher style variant of me. Therefore making him less creepy to be around him.

Both Jay and Dave raise eye brows at Ten.

Dave (Eyes stop glowing, steps back): Um… I am not the only web-comic artist you who doesn’t look like you.
Ten (Raising his arms to his shoulders): Oh I beg to differ.

A montage of various web-comic artist with up-beat music is shown.

Dave (Eye brows still raised): Okay. Why was Tang-ho in there?
Ten (Snappy): Because I’m half Asian.
Dave(Putting his hand on forehead): Figures.
Jay(Eye brows still raised): I think you counted Poe twice.
Ten(Looking away arms folded): Two comics, two artists, those are the rules of Ten’s magical montage.
Jay: How was that magical? You just put an animated GIF on the screen and played music from the Ocarina of Time.
Dave: And what about Josh Lesnick? He has like twenty comics and you only counted him once.
Ten(Closes eyes): Okay, enough about the montage. (Unfolds arms and looks at Jay) And what’s wrong with the way Dave treats me?
Jay: Well he frequently hits you (Dave: True.) and he calls you names.
Ten: He doesn’t call me names… Hey wait a minute! (Point at Dave) You called me a pussy earlier!
Jay: You are a pussy, you cried at the end of Snake Eater.
Ten (Scoffs): Well so did Dave.
Dave (Shocked then belligerent) You swore you would never tell! (Dave grabs Ten by the face and slams him to the ground, throwing him out of the shot. Stars appear over Ten’s head) God damn it! I was trying to put him in a choke hold.
Jay (Looking at Ten) : Oh this is much better to him holding his knees.
Dave: Oh don’t worry (a gun appears in Dave’s hand when the echo click is made) I’ll just shoot him with a tranquilizer, people will just think he ate a spatza. (Dave points the gun downward, a silence shot is heard, Zs appear over Ten’s head)
Jay: Oh god. Did you have to shot him in the crotch? I’m not pulling that out for you.
Dave: Yes, yes I did. And just flip him over, no will be able to tell the difference. (Dave flips Ten with his foot.)
Jay: Alright fine… I’m going to get some coffee, you like your coffee with extra sugar right?
Dave: Um, (Looks at Ten) You know what, I think I’ll take mine without any today.
Jay: Okay (looks at Dave) So you cried at the end of Snake Eater?
Dave: Shut up! (Dave exit to the right.)
Jay (Looking at Dave while he leaves and waits a moment): Oh I am so milking this. (Goes after Dave)

A moment passes before Chan enters from the left and find Ten on the floor.
Chan (Pointing at Ten): Ha! I see you fell my trap, teach you to eat my Caesar salads! (Keeps looking at Ten for moment) Might as well wake him up.

(Chan raises her foot to kick Ten, but rapid foot steps make her look to the left. Chan suddenly jumps straight up to avoid being ran into by a girl, who then trips over Ten and falls down. The girl gets up and is revealed to be Nici, who is now to the right of Chan and Ten in the shot. The Zs over Ten’s head disappear and is still out of the shot. )

Ten (Agitated and slightly braying) Excuse me!
Nici (Speaking quickly): Sorry, my bad!
Ten: Well that still hurt, hey what the… (Ten gets back up into the shot, holding a pair scissors.)
Chan (Scolding and in sync with Ten): What did I say about running with scissors!
Nici: Oh they are not even real scissors, their virtual. Like everything else in this world.
Ten: Well still, you do something like that and someone will think you’re a saboteur or something, like a few people working at Nintendo.
Chan (Holding forehead, agitated) Oh not this again.
Ten: What? I firmly believe there is sabotage going on inside Nintendo.
Chan: I know the new controller design may seem like a bold move to you but just give it a chance will you?
Ten: A chance? (Folds arms, looks away) It’s a TV remote with an enema pump attached! No way am I holding that.
Chan: It’s not an enema pump!
Ten: Well…! I just think you’re arguing for the sake of argument, which I why I’ll have no part of!
Chan: What?
Ten: Frankly I think you just argue just prove people wrong, which is why you’ll grow old and alone.
Chan (Looks at Ten for moment with an eye brow raised): You know I’m married right?
Ten: Still? I thought you just married the guy to increase his value as a sacrifice.
Chan (Agitated): For the last time I don’t do satanic sacrifices! Why do you have to be so close minded!
Nici: Ten’s not closed minded. Remember the time he took us all to a Japanese restaurant where all got shrimp rolls and other international food.

Both Ten and Chan look at Nici with a raised eyebrow.

Ten: This coming from the person who ordered the macaroni and cheese.
Nici: What? I like macaroni and cheese, and I mixed in wasabi so doesn’t that count for anything?
Ten: You only did that because you thought it was mint ice-cream, and I don’t want to begin what was wrong with that. Just like how it was wrong for Chan to sacrificed her husband to pagan gods.
Chan (Agitated): I did not sacrifice my husband to pagan gods! (A horn honks in the background) As a matter a fact that’s him right now to pick me up! I’ll go get him. (Chan exits to the left of the shot)
Ten: You do that. (Turns to Nici) Okay, what’s wrong?
Nici: What do you mean?
Ten: I know what this means Nici (Hands the scissors to Nici) you only run with these when you’re upset about something, now what is it?
Nici (Looks down pushes fingers together): Oh, okay, I demoed a song I made for Dave for a theme song for comic but he hated it.
Ten: Oh that’s it. Nici, look at me.
Nici (Looks up): What?
Ten: See you’re a very talented singer, but you have to remember that so is Dave. So chances are he did like it but he felt threaten by you.
Nici: Really?
Ten (Looks away for a second then responds): Yeah!
Nici(Looks down.) Hmm…
Ten: Plus we’re talking about Dave here. Dave hates everything, where have you been for the last five years?
Nici: Hey!
Chan (Offscreen) Oh Dave does not hate everything.
Ten (Looks to the left) Sure he doesn’t Chan. (Does double take, becomes agitated.) “Oh god, you have got to be kidding me!”

Shot zooms out to include Nici, Ten, Chan and her husband Jim, Music from earlier montage plays

Chan (agitated): What?!
Ten (Covering forehead) :Oh never mind Chan, you wouldn’t understand.
Chan (Confused) Huh?

(Nothing happens for a moment, then Jim speaking)

Jim: So um… why does he have a dart in crotch?
Ten (Removes hand from forehead) What? (Looks down) Oh god! (Covers self)
Chan: Ah, Ten! Why do you…
Ten: Well I was on the floor earlier, now we know why.
Chan: Oh of all the…! Oh wait, this means my Caesar salad is still in the fridge. (Exits left)
Jim: Oh, Caesar salad (Exits with Chan.)

(Ten groans)

Nici: Um… I have a spare knife you can have.
Ten: No that’s okay, to weirded out to do something like that.
Nici: Why?
Ten: Oh no reason. I need to cheer myself up, I hear the solar power plant west of here is having its fiftieth birthday in about twenty minutes now. I’m going to watch it explode.
Nici: Have fun.
Ten: I will.

Ten walks off stage right, Nici holds up the scissors at elbow level, looks both directions then runs off stage left

CREDITS ROLL, MUSIC FROM MONTAGE STILL PLAYING

Chan (Over credits): Damn it!
Jim (Over credits): Well, at least they left the mushrooms.
Chan (Over credits): Oh don’t, trust me on this one.

Copyright Ten Surp 2005-06

(edited by Ten on 12-16-05 06:01 PM)

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