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A`B-89 Red Goomba                 Since: 08-15-06 Last post: 6372 days Last view: 6329 days |
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| Let's ___ The night of the affranchisement by A#B-89 Our brave hero Mr. Garrison must go to California today, more precisely to Los Olivos to the Neverland Ranch. There had Micheal Jackson or one of his coworker planned to sell two giraffes for $11 000 instead of for $43 000 for one. The mission is now to affranchise these giraffes before they are squandered cheaply at film producers. It is important, that Mr. Garrison don't be found out or otherwise the giraffes are shipped to Dubai a safe country, before they are finally sold then. Already 8 hours had been passed, after Mr. Garrison went into the plane to Santa Barbara. When he had arrived the airport he was beckoned by a taxidriver. This taxidriver is a degraded spy and belongs to the GDI (Global Defence Initiative). A 20 minutes taxi drive towards north, leads Mr. Garrison to Los Olivos, a 8km place south the Neverland Ranch of Micheal Jackson. After he lost everything, because of his child abuse - he must fuck a child 5 years later - Micheal has gone to Dubai - this coward, where he should be allegedly in completely safe. In Los Olivos must the taxidriver drive admittedly on, because here is very dangerous. That approximate 8km half-steppe migration took for our hero only 45 minutes! So well-conditioned, but exhausted take Mr. Garrison a break. Leaning at the gate of the Neverland Ranch, he saw a guard tower, where is located in the private zoo of Micheal Jacksons Neverland Ranch and there are guard the elephants and giraffes. All the same what happens with the pachyderms, nothing may happen to the giraffes, because giraffes mustn't sold in such a price. Mr. Garrison had eaten an apple and a Snickers before he crept into the Neverland-Ranch. Since Jacksons personnel was not paid, above all fencerepairer and the fence had rusted in and Mr. Garrison took a file and rasp… and rasp… and rasp… . Finally the hole was large enough and he could creep in with his MG. He shot at the night-watchman; the animals scared. A mistake of Mr. Garrison that musn't be happen. The giraffes could be not stressed only and an alarm could be triggered. The two giraffes had 214 and 245 KP's (KP = points of point of life, we are not Mario and have 99 extra lifes like him) and the elephant 423 KP's, now there are still 176KP's,198KP's and 402 KP's. However a problem came now: The first fence was a electric fence. To turn off the electric fence must be found a switch. So Mr. Garrison went into the apparent empty building. He saw a few night-watchmens, but these mustn't to be shot, otherwise the giraffes are scared. A brilliant idea came there: Last year, in Romania he found some chloroform bombs, which are old but still intact now. He had fled from the building and threw 15 chloroform bombs in 15 windows. After 20 minutes Mr. Garrison could finally go inside the building. Well, the ventilation systems functioned and the chloroform gas flowed in the against way of the animals. He looked off for each possible room: The bedroom, the dining room, a secret “Peter Pan room” and naturally the Neverland cinema. In the television room - Micheal Jackson has only one television - a switch was found. Zack, the blue and yellow sparks disappeared. Mr. Garrison cogitated about the career of Micheal Jackson. He looked around the television room and spoke in the following words: “Haha, now he lost everything.” He was also surprised, that Micheal sell the giraffes in a so low-cost price, he meant in a short version: “Hmm, does he sell its for $8000?” he shouldn't think about it, nevertheless he had to finish a mission. The morning had already dawned. Nevertheless it was 4:00 in the morning, the sun will rise there very early. When Mr. Garrison broken up the electric fence he found some ropes in the giraff-fence. Whit his skillfulness could Mr. Garrison broke up the giraffe fence. The ropes were tethered at the giraffes. He crept as fast as possible. The gate could be opened from the inside, not from the outside! , Mr Garrison though he be sure. Now the alarm released and a black figure came from the rear and cried: “Hey, du kommst hier ned naus! ”, “the giraffes are mine! ”, said Mr Garrison with gay voice. He took his MG and shot at the old doter. The man was at least 60 years old, because the chloroform didn't effect by old humans with sleep disturbances of taking laxatives. The 8km long foot march was passed and a Truck expected him, where the animals could be loaded. In the close port of Santa Barbara shipped Mr. Garrison and the Truck driver Mr. Slave the animals to Kenya. After many tons oats for the giraffes and 17 long thirsty days for our heroes, the ship hoist finally anchor in Mombasa. During the rest Truck drive was Mr. Garrison so happy to see Mr. Cylinder again. There were only 50km up to the “house” near by Nairobi, when an ugly man stand them forwards. It was Micheal Jackson. “Bring my animals to Neverland or you will repent! I had experienced from an overslept guard, that my animals were steal. I took the next airplane to Kenya, I experienced where their are wanting, and stand here now for 2 days without one airplane drove at me past!” He raised his voice and said: “children eh mens attacks!!!”. To protect the animals had our heroes left the Truck and fight against the “Jackson Five”, an embittered fight began. The four Jacksonbrothers weren't so easy defeated, a valuable giraffes could be almost shot. Now come the fifth of the Jackson Five: Micheal highly personally. Micheal hit, so hard that he can maybe hit Mr. Burns away. Only one kick in his artificial face and his face cracked and became to mud or something. Elephants still trampled on him, when our heroes leave the bloody place. When they arrived the house, Mr Garrison got his reward: Mr. Cylinder. He made that, to got Mr. Cylinder. The giraffes were accommodated into a very nature-friendly 2km ˛ large surface. ___ I Have writen many funnies stories, but I dislike to publicize it (edited by A#B-89 on 01-01-07 02:18 PM) (edited by A#B-89 on 01-02-07 10:57 AM) (edited by A#B-89 on 01-06-07 07:58 AM) |
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