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Darkdata

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Since: 02-25-06
From: Newfoundland

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Posted on 12-19-06 06:28 PM Link | Quote
With the holiday season coming up I would like to wish you all a ....

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make The world great. Not to imply that our world is necessarily greater than any other world nor the only world in the Milky Way or indeed any other galaxy.
Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the ‘wishee’.

By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.



Have a great winter break everyone.




(edited by Darkdata on 12-31-06 11:27 AM)
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Since: 11-18-05
From: Canada, w00t!
My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn.
STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^(

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Posted on 12-19-06 07:14 PM Link | Quote
You call that legalese? It doesn't have the warranty disclaimer as sections 19 and 20 IN ALL CAPS FOR NO REAL REASON. Nor does it state that I can't sue for any more than I paid for the (free ) product.


(edited by Alice on 12-19-06 06:15 PM)
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Since: 11-17-05
From: Kingston, Rhode Island

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Posted on 12-20-06 11:47 AM Link | Quote
I'm totally gonna sue Darkdata for $0,000,000,000,000,000.


(edited by Grey on 12-20-06 10:48 AM)
Cynthia

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Since: 11-17-05
From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada

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Posted on 12-20-06 01:14 PM Link | Quote
Not only is it poor legalese, but it's a bit early too. You want to try nail someone with this on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, not a few days earlier when they're running around trying to get stuff done.

It just confuses them.
the real wart

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Since: 12-22-06

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Posted on 12-22-06 05:36 PM Link | Quote
what the?
Lakithunder

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Since: 09-18-06
From: The Wind Fish's Dream

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Posted on 12-22-06 05:47 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by the real wart
what the?

And they say I lack content.
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