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Kailieann                 Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6320 days Last view: 6320 days |
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| <Kailieann> *Fires up Nero installer*
<Nero Installer> Select components to install <Kailieann> *unchecks everything except Burning ROM and WaveEdit* <Kailieann> *clicks Install* <Nero Installer> *installs Burning ROM and WaveEdit* <Nero Scout> HI, YOU DIDN'T INSTALL ME, SO I INSTALLED MYSELF AND EMBEDDED MYSELF INTO YOUR TASKBAR. <Kailieann> *Fires up Burning ROM* <Kailieann> *Burns a CD* <Kailieann> *Deletes everything Nero-related from her hard drive and manually erases everything from the registry* |
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Milly Metal axe  mrew~We're downpouring again! Affected by 'wtf I'm posting Syndrome'    Since: 11-17-05 From: Mirabel, Québec, Canada Last post: 6338 days Last view: 6320 days |
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| Or Windows, its old cousin:
- *boots on Windows XP CD* - [Windows Setup] Press this key to do this, press this other key to do that, wait 5 minutes to actually start installing - *selects partition to install on* - [Windows Setup] I'm now copying files, so you'll have to reboot your computer - *reboots* - [Windows Setup] I'm now copying files again. Windows XP is the best thing ever! I'm copying a lot more files because Windows XP has so many new great features you'll love to try! I'll now introduce you to my friends. - [Windows Movie Maker] Make crappy videos in 5 minutes and spam YouTube with them! I only support .wmv because it has superior quality! - [Windows Media Player] What's this "WinAMP" you're talking about? By the way, half of me is hiding in system32, I hope you don't mind. - [Outlook exp - [Internet Explorer] eee-e-eee-eeee!! eee-ee-ee-eee! I explore my own idea of what the Internet is while laughing like a retard and I sleep with Media Player in system32. And I'm part of Windows. But I'm the easiest and best browser ever so I'm going to sit on your desktop. - [MSN Messenger] Exchange your favorite large animated words/smilies and fullscreen animations (with sound!!) with your friends now! - [Windows Firewall] I'm a door sitting in the middle of the garden, whee - [Automatic Updates] Whenever you're on, I'll install the daily security fixes and ask you to reboot. But you'll be more secure and it'll clean the memory leaks! - [Windows XP] Welcome to Fisher-Price! ... I mean Windows XP. Click on the Start menu to start getting lost in our bloat. Remember to waste your time taking a tour of Windows XP! I also borrowed half of your disk space for System Restore and activated a few dozen services for you but it'll make Windows more secure and full of features! - What the hell is all this crap ... *deletes* - [System File Protection] No no no no, you need Movie Maker on your system. I restored it for you. And don't you dare deleting MSN. I restored it for you too. And if you delete my dllcache, I'm going to bug you all the time. So don't. - [kbd*.dll] Hi, we thought you'd like to use keyboard layouts from 75 different countries, so we're all there taking space in system32. - [mdm*.inf] That's nothing ... I'm sure you'll like to install our 180 supported modems! But for a change, we filled the inf folder instead. - [clock.avi] I'm a stupid clock animation that isn't used anywhere, feel free to use me for something - [oembios.*] So your copy of Windows isn't OEM? Well, I'm taking up 12.5MB of your disk space anyway because I'm hungry. - Screw you all, I'm going to cut you away with a chainsaw The list could go on and on ... and Vista would be worse  Then there's many other bloated programs that install (and depend on) a lot of crap you'll never need ...(edited by Milly on 12-06-06 10:14 PM) (edited by Milly on 12-06-06 10:16 PM) |
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BooUrns Buster Beetle  Since: 05-07-06 From: The CS Last post: 6322 days Last view: 6322 days |
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Originally posted by Milly Vista includes 200 MB worth of sample recorded TV shows and videos of how to set up Windows Media Center. Oh, and these samples are protected by the system, of course - you have to wade through 5 different dialog boxes for each one to get rid of them. My question is... WHY??? |
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6321 days Last view: 6321 days |
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| [IE6 Installer] K I'M INSTALLING NOW
[Me] OK while you do that I'll just WHAT THE HELL [IE6 Installer] ORITE I HAD TO RESTART UR SYSTEM WITHOUT ASKING U OR LETTING U SAVE ANYTHING HOPE U DON'T MIND [Me] *installs lololol* Actually I already had lololol, but had to install IE anyway because... [Windows Installer] Hey, I'm gonna do you a favour and save you some disk space by not copying this "mshtml.dll" file. You won't need it anyway. [Windows] Hey you need to do this activation thing or I'm shutting down 
[Me] OK, so open the activation window already [Windows] K here you go [Me] That's just an empty window. [Microsoft website] It might work if you make a new user account. [Me] The user account editing window is empty too. Oh, no wonder, they're both just a load of javas 
Or one of my favourites. [Me] I'm going to install (insert program here) now. [Installer] K where do you want the Start menu shortcut? [Me] I don't want any shortcuts. [Installer] K I'll just add one in the Start menu for you. Oh and have some on your desktop and taskbar while I'm at it. [Me] Up yours. [Installer] Just for that I'm breaking your file associations too. Originally posted by Milly Would that be this door? |
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Sakura Secret! Since: 11-30-05 Last post: 6392 days Last view: 6362 days |
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Yes, HyperHaxxrz, that would be it. I linked him to it originally 
*Alexa nominates Acmlm's post for POST OF THE YEAR™. |
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Kailieann Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6320 days Last view: 6320 days |
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| Oh, and in the end, Nero screwed up the CD I was trying to burn.
Six times. |
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Sakura Secret! Since: 11-30-05 Last post: 6392 days Last view: 6362 days |
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| We call that "bad luck".
(I've never had a CD burn badly, unless I fucked it up myself) |
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6321 days Last view: 6321 days |
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| The Nero that came with my DVD burner seems to work nicely. Because Windows is retarded, it's the only program I have capable of burning to DVDs. | |||
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Kailieann Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6320 days Last view: 6320 days |
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Originally posted by Alexa Nero screws up four different ISOs in the same way six times Alcohol 120% gets it right on the first try. And the second try. And the third try. That's not so much "bad luck" as "crappy program vs. not crappy program" |
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