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Squash Monster Bouncy Since: 11-18-05 From: Right next to myself. Last post: 6439 days Last view: 6433 days |
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So, guys.
Errections. Everybody gets them once in a while. And sometimes you get them when you're in public. What do you do to hide it? ...personally, I've given up on hiding it. |
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Boom.dk Since: 11-18-05 From: Denmark Last post: 6450 days Last view: 6431 days |
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Just putting your hands in the pockets helps alot. | |||
jeff Double metal axe Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6431 days |
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man this stuff happens to me sometimes too(like during a speech once. OH GOD. it sucks. xD
normally, more like always, i'm wearing coats around me that are usually unzipped, but when i get a boner, i'll just zip it up. it usually works for me, because they hang down so low, although if the erection is pointing downward i have no clue how to hide those. luckily i really have found myself without any in the past few years, so that's a good thing, heh. |
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Kyoufu Kawa Intends to keep Rom Hacking in one piece until the end Since: 11-18-05 From: Catgirl Central Station Last post: 6431 days Last view: 6431 days |
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I just blame it on the hanky in my pocket. | |||
Tommathy Since: 11-17-05 From: Cloud Nine, Turn Left and I'm There~ Last post: 6431 days Last view: 6431 days |
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Has anyone actually seen someone or been caught with a hard-on in public?
Most people aren't looking in that general vicinity anyways. |
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spel werdz rite Since: 11-19-05 Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6431 days |
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Originally posted by TommathyIt's the pimple complex. Everyone sees it as you think. This is why I never wear shorts. |
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Snow Tomato Snap Dragon Since: 12-31-05 From: NYC Last post: 6452 days Last view: 6438 days |
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Yesterday I played a show here on Staten Island.. and so did my dad. When my dads band was playing there was an extremely drunk older guy dancing around and he had the biggest boner I had ever seen in my whole life.
I also notice guys in class fixing themselves all the time. Like... all the time. I don't know how you could possibly be horny in statistics... but it happens. No guys, it's not the pimple complex. Girls do see them... but we just think it's cute/funny. I do at least. Maybe I'm strange. (edited by Snow Tomato on 11-12-06 02:43 PM) |
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Tommathy Since: 11-17-05 From: Cloud Nine, Turn Left and I'm There~ Last post: 6431 days Last view: 6431 days |
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I do remember one time I was a borders, and this fourteen-year old-ish was wearing those nylon gym short looking things and was in the photography section looking at nude pictures.
I don't think he was wearing underwear, though, 'cause it was *really* obvious that he had an erection. |
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spel werdz rite Since: 11-19-05 Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6431 days |
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Originally posted by TommathyUhh, yeah. He was looking at nude photos. One of my friends told me about something called "morning wood" once. I'll leave it for y'all to figure out what that means. |
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Xkeeper Took the board down in a blaze of glory, only to reveal how truly moronical ||bass is. Since: 11-17-05 From: Henderson, Nevada Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6432 days |
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Think about Richard Simmons.
Fastest way to kill an erection ever. (I'm serious, too) |
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jeff Double metal axe Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6431 days |
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Originally posted by Snow Tomato I DON'T MEAN TO |
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ibz10g Spiny Since: 08-10-06 From: Altoona, Iowa Last post: 6477 days Last view: 6477 days |
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Think of nuns. Really old nuns.
Seriously, though. It's never happened to me in public except. Well, I guess a few times at the State Fair. You know, drunk girls. |
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MathOnNapkins 1100 In SPC700 HELL Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6431 days |
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Originally posted by Snow Tomato B/c they aren't thinking about statistics maybe? And I'm sure the girls with the nipples poking out are just cold, right? |
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Vyper Kodondo Raging Venom Since: 11-18-05 From: Final Fantasy Fire Last post: 6449 days Last view: 6449 days |
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Being as I'm not ashamed of my phallic size, I don't really care. However, I tend to end up freaking about it and doing whatever I can to kill the buzz.
If it really needs to die I'll join XK in thinking about Richard Simmons. |
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Silvershield 580 Since: 11-19-05 From: Emerson, New Jersey Last post: 6444 days Last view: 6432 days |
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Originally posted by Snow TomatoI know from experience that it doesn't happen just because a guy is "horny." I've thankfully grown out of that phase but, in my younger years, sometimes it would just happen because it happened. No rhyme or reason to it, I wasn't having any particularly lusty thoughts, it just happened. I'm now thoroughly embarrassed for admitting to it . |
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Sinfjotle Lordly? No, not quite. Since: 11-17-05 From: Kansas Last post: 6433 days Last view: 6432 days |
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I hate waking up with one and then not remembering the dream.
... I'm not at all embarrassed. |
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l0rca Since: 07-23-06 Last post: 6511 days Last view: 6454 days |
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I feel silly, I didn't think much about it until now that girls notice it. I guess it's obvious. It's already occured to me that girls glance down there just as we look at cleavage. I guess when I get boners, I all James Bond about them. (edited by l0rca on 11-16-06 04:08 AM) |
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 6432 days Last view: 6432 days |
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If you have a newspaper, just gleefully hide your chubby friend by pretending to read it. Think of hairy, wrinkly elephant anuses crapping liquid bile and your hard-on should go away in seconds. | |||
drjayphd Torosu OW! BURNY! Since: 11-18-05 From: CT Last post: 6434 days Last view: 6432 days |
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Originally posted by Cruel Justice Not working... Anyway, just hang something there that wouldn't look out of place. Like my camera bag. |
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RedFlameZero Bot Since: 01-28-06 From: Syracuse Last post: 6446 days Last view: 6438 days |
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... and why! are we talking about this? |
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