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Acmlm's Board - I3 Archive - General Chat - An intruder has entered your home. How quickly can you have a weapon in your hands? | New poll | | |
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Tanks Spiny Since: 06-19-06 From: Eagle Land Last post: 6430 days Last view: 6430 days |
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Originally posted by Kasdarack Mind if I move to your state... Oh and i found a new weapon. I remembered a while ago my friend and I made calatrops (barbed wire thrown on the ground that can pop tires if needed) so I found the bag of them and I now keep them by my bed so if somone breaks in, they wont be looting my room at least. |
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II) Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6430 days Last view: 6430 days |
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I have another sort-of weapon thing.
A Tang container filled with pennies. I mean, not the best weapon but if I do manage to hit them I could atleast stall until I pick up something else. It would also take me a few seconds to get my guitar but I like the guitar so I really wouldn't want to fuck it up. Maybe I can kill them by using my old NES. |
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Jilkon Cappy Since: 11-27-05 From: Teh Sweden Last post: 6511 days Last view: 6460 days |
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Intruding flies feel the wrath of the fly swatter. I guess I'd have to go with like scissors or a knife (if I'm downstairs, which I'm usually not) for bigger foes. | |||
Surlent Koopa Back to the roots Since: 11-18-05 From: Berlin, Germany Last post: 6442 days Last view: 6442 days |
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I simply throw a bunch of s on him, until he dies. | |||
Deleted User Banned Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6430 days |
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A can of axe and matches. instant flamethrower. | |||
Tanks Spiny Since: 06-19-06 From: Eagle Land Last post: 6430 days Last view: 6430 days |
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Originally posted by i_forget Things don't catch fire easily with that, the guy could probably kill you first. |
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The Red Snifit Ropa Since: 03-05-06 From: Here Last post: 6431 days Last view: 6430 days |
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It would take 2 seconds to grab a sword I keep for decoration that's hanging over my bed.
Don't ask me why I have it. |
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HyperHacker Star Mario Finally being paid to code in VB! If only I still enjoyed that. <_< Wii #7182 6487 4198 1828 Since: 11-18-05 From: Canada, w00t! My computer's specs, if anyone gives a damn. STOP TRUNCATING THIS >8^( Last post: 6430 days Last view: 6430 days |
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I have a large sword above my bed too... but it's made of cardboard and duct tape.
i_forget: You'd probably risk blowing up the can or burning yourself more than harming an intruder. |
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Zer0wned Koopa Since: 12-09-05 From: Torrance, ca Last post: 6587 days Last view: 6587 days |
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Originally posted by HyperHacker actually, with my (unfortunately extensive...) experience with aerosol-based flamethrowers, the chance of doing either are actually pretty slim if you know how to do it. In other words, short bursts and keep the flame source a good distance away from the fuel. And it's not so much catching the person on fire, you start throwing fire at someone who knows they're in the wrong place, it's a good chance they'd get the right idea and leave. |
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Sweet Kassy Molassy Out of ice cream and PB. Would KILL for a milkshake right now. Since: 06-17-06 From: LoozeeAnna Last post: 6430 days Last view: 6430 days |
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Or they'd get the right idea and take a step back and shoot you.
Someone attempting to burn me (esp in the face) would probably send me into a killing rage. |
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the_icepenguin Bit Since: 05-28-06 Last post: 6430 days Last view: 6430 days |
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Originally posted by Kasdarack Is that funny? Seriously.... Why did I laugh? I hate getting burnt. |
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Tripcode Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Since: 11-18-05 From: さげMOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT Last post: 6434 days Last view: 6434 days |
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Two and a half seconds to retrieve an expired can of bear repellent. The ingredients in it deteriorate over time, but it's designed to be effective up to thirty feet and for the entire can to exhaust it's contents in five seconds. It'll still hurt like fuck if I spray some guy in the eyes and then throw the can at him.
Five seconds for a rubber band guitar made out of a two by four I made for a Physics project. Five seconds for a folder I keep in a drawer. Ten seconds for the knife in my Leatherman, because that thing is a BITCH to unfold. |
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Valcion Knuckle Joe too much high power man Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6430 days Last view: 6430 days |
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Lets see...a few pocket knives,
Dozens of controllers. If anything i could strangle the guy with them. Or beat him with my heavy as fuck arcade stick or beatmania controller. Those aren't practical enough, but could come in handy if all else fails. Oh yeah there's some scissors and i also have a can of compressed air. Which i probably could make explode somehow. There's probably a lot i could do. |
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Tanks Spiny Since: 06-19-06 From: Eagle Land Last post: 6430 days Last view: 6430 days |
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Originally posted by Valcion I can also use my controlers, heck I could use my useless external harddrive. I was wondering though, can compressed air burn like most areosols do? |
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Thexare Metal battleaxe Off to better places Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6430 days Last view: 6430 days |
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Originally posted by Surlent Judging from my experiences, Surlent, you just garbage chain after he halfasses a few x4s and x5s. |
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Sweet Kassy Molassy Out of ice cream and PB. Would KILL for a milkshake right now. Since: 06-17-06 From: LoozeeAnna Last post: 6430 days Last view: 6430 days |
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I have a new weapon which is on hand immediately upon waking.
I could throw my cat at the intruder's face. She sleeps on my chest so I wouldn't even have to get up. |
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Deleted User Banned Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6430 days |
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Originally posted by TanksOriginally posted by i_forget He (or she) might not know that... |
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Tanks Spiny Since: 06-19-06 From: Eagle Land Last post: 6430 days Last view: 6430 days |
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Originally posted by i_forgetOriginally posted by TanksOriginally posted by i_forget Doesn't matter if they know or not, they've got a gun, thery're threatened, they kill the threat as soon as possible. |
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Deleted User Banned Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6430 days |
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2 seconds to get a repleica sword from the living room. ( It is a Real sword not a toy or decoration) | |||
Deleted User Banned Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6430 days |
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also I have 2 seconds to get a knife from the kitchen.I play my games in the living room were the kitchen is. |
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