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Kirbynite

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Posted on 07-27-06 11:07 PM Link | Quote
Jolene's short physique definitely didn't allow her to appear on level with Grey. Despite that, she stared straight up at Grey. However, everytime she blinked twice, her eyes twitched to the same corner.

After what seemed to be an eternity, which was really a minute, Jolene finally spoke.


Jolene: Security would only pose more of a problem. I seriously need to get back to work, but I will tell you that it's in your best interest to not speak to me about Prince Mush. Your adoring fans or even your locker mates would be better to ask... And please don't follow me anymore, Xyger.

And with that, Jolene entered her office and quietly closed the door.

--------------------------

Teddylot: It's about time you made it!

Supa Dreamlander: Wha?

Teddylot: We were worried sick about you!

Supa Dreamlander: Really now?

Teddylot: I lied.

Supa Dreamlander: Anyway... I heard something about a fight?

Zap: Yeah, there was another match we were about to go into. I wasn't in the mood to fight, but Teddylot still hit the button.

Supa Dreamlander: Ah.. well.. Since I came in time, why don't you hold onto Yami for me while I get the fight over with?

Zap: Alright.
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 07-27-06 11:50 PM Link | Quote
Grey: "Xyger..."

Was it just a lucky guess?

That was a name very few people knew. He'd have preferred to keep it that way, but if Jolene really knew who he was, it'd be in his best interests to leave at exactly that moment.

Information was the most powerful weapon anyone can utilize, after all. He turned on his heel, silent and full of fear. Each had questions that neither was willing to answer.

He strode solemnly back to the Locker Room, where he proceeded to inquire about his tab at the juice bar...
Kirbynite

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Posted on 07-28-06 12:01 AM Link | Quote
Supa Dreamlander: Hey, Grey! You made it! Do you think you're up for some goomba stomping? You'll take Teddylot's place if you do, since Jack and Fem seem like they want to fight in this.
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 07-28-06 04:36 AM Link | Quote
Grey: "Sure... I guess."

Grey looked downcast. He had wanted to go further into his investigation, but it almost felt like he was rendered nothing more than a harmless kitten by Jolene. Completely outclassed, he was.

He'd have to fix that, somehow.


"When's the fight?"

For now, though... He had to be willing to play along with her game for a little longer.
Kirbynite

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Posted on 07-28-06 04:45 AM Link | Quote
Supa Dreamlander: Well, that's right now!

Zap: Oh, you have to use the reserve arena again.

Supa Dreamlander: What?

Teddylot: I know what you mean. We're not being treated like the super stars that we are!

Supa Dreamlander: Grr.. Whatever..

Kirby hands Yami over to Zap, and starts walking out of the room.

>>>>>>

In the reserve arena, Grubba's computerized voice boomed in. Supa Dreamlander stepped inside the room, and noticed that he sees only janitors taking up the seats.

Supa Dreamlander: Looks like we're not gonna get enough power to charge the Star Stones..

Grubba: Fer our next battle, we got the -- Merciless Executioner-s -- SUPA DREAMLANDER AND CO.! -- Versus -- The Fighting Veterans--The Goomlm Folk!

On the other side of the arena stood four goombas. One was donned in a helmet with shades, another had a yellow colored black mage's cap, the third goomba wore thick glasses, and the last one had a red hat with a plumed feather.

Supa Dreamlander: .. This has gotta be a joke.

Goombsky: Prepare to feel our wrath.

Grubba: Get yerselves ready to -- BAAAAAAAATLE!


(edited by Kirbynite on 07-29-06 12:50 AM)
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 07-28-06 04:59 AM Link | Quote
Grey: "Are you serious?"

Grey strode over to the Goomlmers and walked circles around them. How dare they mock him in such a half-assed way!

"This has got to be the most pathetic cosplay I've ever seen! And you guys call yourselves..."

Of course, he stopped himself before he said anything too revealing, but naturally nobody'd have a clue what he was talking about even if he did mention it. In any case...

"I mean, come on... I can see right through them! You'd fail at a con!"

He tapped the helmeted goomba on the head with his foot, leaning on the small-statured creature and resting himself on his knee.

"Look at this! This helmet is obviously made of nothing more than tin foil, and the shades are all the wrong size. You guys aren't even worth posting in /a/!"

He pointed at "Goomsky"'s pimp hat.

"Did your mom make that for you? And I suppose the feather is from a goose, eh? Where's your bag of holding? Thrown it into a portable hole, have you? What's that? You didn't want to make the universe explode? Too late, with costumes like these!"

It was clear that he was doing SOMETHING with all of these insults. He just hoped to whatever was out there that they didn't carry Sudden Guts Pills with them.
Kirbynite

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Posted on 07-28-06 11:53 PM Link | Quote
((If Grey didn't tell me, I wouldn't have realized it ))

The Goomba with the helmet and the Goomba with the glasses both looked down. It looks like their Guts went down..

Goomsky: You ignorant bastard!

However, the Goomba with the red hat launched himself into Grey's abdomen, performing a lightning quick headbutt. Goomsky flipped backwards, and quickly chanted to himself. His body was covered with a soft yellowish glow until he landed on the platform.

Goomsky stomped his left foot into the ground, causing a wave of stalagmites to surge forward. Meanwhile, Kirby barely pulled Grey out of the way of the earthy attack.


Supa Dreamlander: Okay, what was the point of you saying all that, and I'm having trouble believing that move since we're on a floating, constructed island.


(edited by Kirbynite on 07-28-06 11:12 PM)
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Posted on 07-29-06 12:16 AM Link | Quote
Fem: Somehow, a completely nonsensical attack doesn't surprise me coming from that goomba.

Suddenly, the goomba with thick glasses let out a wolf-whistle in Fem's direction.

Goomvin: Hello, nurse!

Fem: Uncanny.
Kirbynite

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Posted on 07-29-06 01:49 AM Link | Quote
Supa Dreamlander: Are you just gonna stand there and provide commentation?

Kirby leapt over the stalagmite leftovers and dove into Goomsky. The goomba magewarrior dodged to the side. He then provided a swift kick to Kirby's sides and moved away.

Meanwhile, the Goomba with thick glasses stood beside Fem, with a quivering eyebrow.


Goomvin: So.. how you doin'?

Agoomant: Fire3!

The goomba in the black mage's cap hopped up and down, summoning a hail of fireballs out of thin air that targetted Jack, Fem, and Grey.

Goomsky: Hey, are you going to do something, GoomerZ?

GoomerZ: I don't know, man... That guy said some really nasty things... I don't understand what he said, but it's still got to me...
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Posted on 07-29-06 01:55 AM Link | Quote
Fem: We were more waiting for them to actually attack us.

Fem quickly roundhouse-kicked Goomvin, sending him flying toward Agoomant, while Jack took to the air and used his wings to attempt to blow the fireballs in GoomerZ's direction.
Schweiz oder etwas
[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Posted on 07-29-06 02:00 AM Link | Quote
Grey: "Hey! Nobody abuses the lack of elemental supplication in a clearly unnatured arena and kicks Supa Dreamlander like that on my watch! Have at you!"

Grey whipped his hand out, and in a bright flash, the baseball bat appeared again, the chain at its hilt swishing as he brought it backwards and rushed at the pimphat Goomba. He swung the bat downward as he charged past the "magewarrior", attempting to pull a Happy Gilmore shot at its face and knock it flying. He panted a bit as he charged... Was that Super Punch still affecting his body that much?
Kirbynite

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Posted on 07-29-06 02:29 AM Link | Quote
Supa Dreamlander: I feel like everytime I let myself get hit to get the others into it, I'm horribly outclassed.

Kirby leapt into the air, and managed to catch Goomsky in midair. Goomsky attempted to shrug off the caped lad's grasp by letting out a firery aura. However, Kirby used his fire blessing ability to allow him to handle the heat.

Supa Dreamlander: Here we go! Seismic Toss!

Goomsky growled as Kirby shifted his weight around, causing the two to spin about in the air. A few moments later, Kirby drove Goomsky straight into the ground, breaking through some stalagmites in the process.

Meanwhile, Goomvin, way before coming in contact with Agoomant, turned on his jets in his boots and started to fly towards Fem.

Goomvin: That's some strong legs you've got there.

Agoomant stepped next to GoomerZ.

Agoomant: Reflect!

A translucent barrier appeared before the two goombas, reflecting the fireballs straight back at Jack.

GoomerZ: Thanks, Agoomant.. But I still don't think I can continue on...

Agoomant: It was just a bunch of words. Don't let it get to you.

GoomerZ: It's hard, man. It was some sharp insults.

Agoomant: It wasn't that bad.

GoomerZ: It was.

Agoomant: Okay, it was, but don't let it get to you.

GoomerZ: I'll try.

Agoomant: Don't try. Do it.

GoomerZ: Just give me a bit, okay?
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Posted on 07-29-06 01:46 PM Link | Quote
Not having a weapon to manage at the moment, however, left Troy a little more agile. He crouched down and crossed his arms to block the hit, and did so - but not before getting thrown back a good 20 feet. His feet were locked to the ground, and he slowly came to a noisy stop, having left a trench in the arena floor. His vambraces let out a creak before falling to the floor, broken off from the rest of his armor. The axe lying dormant on the other side of the platform dissolved into thin air. He had precious seconds - maybe not even that - to plan another move.

Troy : He's fast...

A fat-bladed kukri grew out of Troy's concealed hand a moment later. His armor turned a dull green before he unshielded himself.

Troy : I might need to egg him on some more before I find a position to strike from...
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[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Sig's assault was relentless; he paced forward and continued to attack, dashing round and round Troy with ever-increasing footspeed. He kicked the very dust from the arena flooring up into the air, and skidded to a halt about ten paces from Troy, straight in front of him.

Sig (thinking) : 'I've got to keep on moving, keep on fighting...'

There was a quick flash, and a blue afterimage of Sig raced towards Troy as the gold-shelled Koopa stayed behind. However, it was quickly revealed that the "real" Sig was nothing more than an afterimage -- of another afterimage! There was a blinding flash from the shell of the blue illusion, and it shed its hue as the real Sig hurled a punch at Troy's midsection, another high-speed hit to the forefront!

"Jinx Style: Silver Bullet!!!"

---------------

Grey: "Honestly... Why do we have to keep fighting these losers? The labcoat cosplayer can't even deliver a proper hit-on. His technique's all wrong, he's got the ogle messed up, and he's not even going straight for the chest!"

Grey continued to hurl insults like grenades in a not-so-obvious attempt to blow his enemies' mental defenses apart with the shrapnel of his silver tongue... With nobody attacking him, he was free to mouth off as he wished. He snapped his fingers as he blathered, and a wall of psychic force materialized in front of Agoomant's fireball deflection, easily abating the heated retaliation to the point where they dispersed into nothing more than raw magic, floating in the air to be harnessed later on.

"I don't care what the last fad was, he's got it all wrong for the classic edition, which is clearly what he's cossing! You guys aren't FanZ at all!"

Grey stopped, his concentration broken by his noticing what he had just said, and his thoughts redirecting themselves to hoping nobody had recognized the pronounciation...


(edited by Grey on 08-02-06 01:18 AM)
Kirbynite

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Supa Dreamlander: If you're complaining so much, why don't you just knock them all out. You know, like, pow, zoom, outta here, and such.

GoomerZ: What did he just say?

Agoomant: Something about outta here, I think.

GoomerZ: No, I hear something being disrespected.

Agoomant: Besides us?

GoomerZ: Capital Z, damnit!

GoomerZ pulled out an arm cannon (which makes no sense to begin with). Kirby's ears heard the familar humming noise of plasma preparing to launch. The rest of his body quickly moved out of the way of an enormouse blast, unfortunately targetting the previously pile driven Goomsky. Not only Goomsky was affected, but so was Goomvin, as the blast knocked into him, and strangely didn't harm a hair on Fem.

It was safe to say that the goomba magewarrior and nerdy goomba were disqualified for the round.


Supa Dreamlander: I think I realized that you're somewhat acknowledging their possible strength by distracting them into not being strong. Genius.
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[12:55] (Dr_Death16); I swear, the word drama needs to be stricken from the dictionary, for I've heard it so many times, it will permanently be imprinted on my brain








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Grey: "Well, it's just that: Guys like these just have no guts at all if you really know how to get to 'em! And when you don't wanna fight, what's the point of throwing punches?"

He flourished his baseball bat, and "sheathed" it like a sword at his belt loop.

"It's the ultimate battle strategy! To make your opponent lose the will to fight!"
Kirbynite

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Posted on 08-02-06 02:57 PM Link | Quote
If Kirby wasn't wearing shades, Grey would've seen a very dull look coming from him.

Supa Dreamlander: Ultimate battle strategy? It was still kinda distasteful, but whatever works.

GoomerZ: Too bad I've regained my will to fight.

Agoomant: Right. Let's kick ass.

Goomsky: YOU BASTARD!!

Out of nowhere, Goomsky leapt back onto the platform.

Supa Dreamlander: Hey! Wait a minute, you're not supposed to be back on.

However, Goomsky wasn't there to attack the enemy. He charged towards GoomerZ and plowed through the goomba cyborg.

GoomerZ: Hey! What the fork was that about?

Goomsky: You know fucking well what that was for.

GoomerZ: I was aiming for the guy in the cape. It's not my fault you got hit.

Goomsky: You knew I was next to him, you prick.

GoomerZ: I was in the middle of an epiphany.

Goomsky: Arrgh!

Goomsky rushed at GoomerZ again, this time knocking him out of the ring.

GoomerZ: What the spoon was that about?

Supa Dreamlander: *sighs*
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Posted on 08-02-06 03:31 PM Link | Quote
Fem turned her attention to the one remaining opponent, Agoomant.

Fem: You seem like a decent, intelligent person. Surely you realize your position, a lone mage against a group of high level opponents, is not a favorable one. So you have a choice. You can throw in the towel...

Jack: Or things can get violent.
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Agoomant: Right.

Agoomant turned around and hopped off the platform. Confetti exploded above everyone.

Loudspeaker: Grubba: We got ourselves a winner! SUPA DREAMLANDER AND CO.!

Goomsky: Damnit! This isn't over yet!

Supa Dreamlander: Uh, yeah, it is. You guys lost. Toodles.

Goomsky: You're not going anywhere.

???: DREAMLANDERRRRRRRRRR!

Kirby and Goomsky looked around, trying to locate the source of the yell. All of a sudden, the Adonis Twins fell through the ceiling and onto the platform, completely squashing the Goomsky.

Supa Dreamlander: Ugh, you guys again?

Red Adonis: You made us look like suckers the other day, and now you're gonna pay for it! Awww... A little tired from your match, Supa Stinkwad and Co? Too bad! Prepare for pain!

Supa Dreamlander: What the heck?! Hey, we know your weakness.

Green Adonis: That won't matter if you can't touch us!

Supa Dreamlander: I can run circles around you guys, placing sticky notes on your foreheads

Red Adonis: I wanna take care of him, brother!

Green Adonis: Sure. I'll stay here.

Supa Dreamlander: Are you two listening?

Kirby quirked a brow when he heard the sound of a roaring flame. However, he didn't see where he thought it was.

Without warning, the Gundam Adonis Twin charged towards Kirby at such an alarming speed that he wasn't ready to dodge. Kirby attempted to brace himself for impact, but all he was doing was preparing to be hit by a train as he was knocked right out the reserve arena doors. The Red Adonis twin laughed as he hovered towards Kirby's direction, with his super jetpack twitching like crazy on his back.


Green Adonis: Don't worry. I'm gonna do the same to you all.
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Fem: Who are these guys?

Jack: Uh... They're idiots.

Fem: Clearly.

Jack pointed two of his fingers at the Red Adonis's jetpack as if his hand were a gun, and a beam of light fired out of his finger tips.
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