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Tarale 2710 Affected by 'Princess Bitch-Face Syndrome' ++++!! Persona non grata Since: 11-17-05 From: Adelaide, Australia Last post: 6465 days Last view: 6465 days |
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At work, I sometimes go for coffee. As of a few weeks ago, I thought it would be nice to let my "buddy" at work know when I was going, in case he wanted me to get one for him too.
When I returned, another colleague said "I wish you'd told me you were getting coffee". And so the next time I bought a coffee for both colleagues. Then the boss went "Where's mine?" From this humble beginning, a daily "coffee run" has formed. Today I purchased 9 coffees. It was commented on the way back from the coffee place, when I had my "lackey" (another colleague) helping me carry the excessive coffee back to the office, that I'm effectively a drug dealer. I (re)sell an addictive substance I profit from this (stamps on my loyalty card = MANY free coffees) I am making colleagues more addicted to coffee than they previously were, leading to further profit. So yeah, I'm a drug dealer. Fun I have cards in my purse for three free coffees. Bwahahaha. |
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asdf Link's Awakening ಠ_ಠ Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6467 days Last view: 6465 days |
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Posted on 06-28-06 07:37 PM
Posted on 06-28-06 07:48 PM You got some 'splainin' to do. You been snortin' some of those drugs? Because judging by those posting times and the content, I doubt that was an accident. And...yeah. Caffine makes you do weird things, so I don't drink coffee. (edited by asdf on 06-28-06 10:50 PM) (edited by asdf on 06-28-06 10:51 PM) |
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Kattwah Acro RIP Acmlm's Board: Feb. 18 2007 Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6465 days Last view: 6465 days |
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Well... ONE of these needs to be closed |
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