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Billiards Koopa Red Paratroopa                    Since: 04-21-06 From: Far away from a carnival, one ride tried to kill me (no lie) Last post: 6507 days Last view: 6507 days |
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| Author's Note: There will be a group of the same game and in a soon-to-appear comic, but it will feature different character and the two storylines are in NO WAY related.
Chappie One: The Pool Cue of Pwn. On an uncharted Isle, there lies a semi-active volcano, semi-active because though it has a pool of lava it won't erupt unless some stupid idiot would drop a 1,000,000 megaton nuclear bomb down it. But would he REALLY be an idiot? I mean he would know about the island that world class map makers and explorers didn't know about AND know how to build a bomb....ANYWAY. This island was of an evil kind, for it was the home of an evil master mind. "Please stop that rhyming" a voice called with good timing. "I said stop it!" it said, throwing a hissy fit. "THAT'S IT! YOU'RE DEAD!" he said aiming a gun at my hea-... "I knew that that'd do it, but soon I won't need this." he said, his voice a mere hiss."..." Sorry. "Do it again and you meet a similar fate, for rhyming narrarators I truly hate...wait, did I rhyme that one? Sorry." He said, tripping on the previous narrorator, who now is dead. "..." You rhyme one, I rhyme...ANOTHER. "Good Grief" said the figure, now revealed to be a Koopa with a brown shell. Eyes gleaming like the fires of...Cincinatti. He hand in one hand a smoking gun, out of six bullets he now had no-nada. "Hey, Billiards" said a dead Koopa said "Can you help me, I'm missing a bone from my head" "...No, but look at this!" said the maniac Koopa, holding a weapon he thought was Super. "Ugh, zis ist the Pool Cue ov pwn, und vis zis I vill...vait, vhen did I get zee vake acczent?" asked Billiards. "S1NC3, 1, t3h 1337 $p3@|<1ng @uth0r $@!D $0! T3h sl1nky pwn J00!" said an ominous voice, coming from the previously mentioned lava pool." "Vell zen vith zis...aw man, ve ran out ov time, ve vill haf to vait anozier veek vor mon eivil plot." Your thoughts? |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan  I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!!   Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6315 days Last view: 6301 days |
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| Is this story intended to be a story, or a role playing story? I'm kind of unsure by the wording top and bottom of your post.
Sidenote: "Attack on the Mushroom Kindgom" sounds like a rather common title  (edited by Brixikyent on 06-11-06 01:49 AM) |
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Billiards Koopa Red Paratroopa Since: 04-21-06 From: Far away from a carnival, one ride tried to kill me (no lie) Last post: 6507 days Last view: 6507 days |
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| Just a story, a comedy for all you didn't know that.
Chappie Two: Not n00bs! Dry Bonez: Hey! You said it'd be in a week! Billiards: Vell, I lied, vait...vhen did ve svitch to having our namez appear invrot ov our vords? T3h 1337 $p3@|<1ng @u0th0r : $1nc3 1, T3h 1337 $p3@|<1ng @u0th0r, $@1d $0! Billiards: Oh, anyvay, Dry Bonez, get Lava Spark, I vant ze entire Trio here! *Five Minutes later* Billiards: Vell I zupoze zat you all are vondeing vhat mon plan to vin a Grammy ist? Lava Spark: Acctually, Mr. Foriegn-Wannabe, I'm more interested in the plan to conquer the Mushroom Kingdom. Billiards: Yeah, I guezz zat I vould be curious iv I vas you a vell. Lava Spark: No, we don't get comedy central here and I need something to laugh at. *BANG* Billiards: Now ZAT zhould at leazt get vid ov him vor mon monoluge! Mon plan ist to uze ze Pool Cue ov Pwn to suck the pnwsomeness vrom ze Mushroom Kingdom. Zat vay, zey shall all become n00bs und vill be unable to stop moi az I take ovier ze Kingdom! Zen, ve vill comand ze army ov n00bs to conquer ze vorld! MWUAHAHAHAHA! Lava Spark: Not n00bs! *Lighting and thunder crashes, and somewhere, a forum member screams in utter terror* Billiards: Yez, anyvay. Ze plan vill begin vhenevier zomevone comments on ze story zo ze author- T3h 1337 $p3@|<1ng @u0th0r :Th@t'$ T3h 1337 $p3@|<1ng @u0th0r 2 U! Billiards: Zorry, Ze plan vill begin vhenevier zomevone comments on ze story zo ze T3h 1337 $p3@|<1ng @u0th0r can post ze next chaptier! |
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Kirbynite Phan Phan I'm sick of being bogged down by homework!! Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6315 days Last view: 6301 days |
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| Well, since you said it's just a story, I'll have to move it over to the Modern Art forum....
Good luck on attracting attention for this story. I'm not sure your script formatting will fly as a normal story, but hey, you never know |
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Billiards Koopa Red Paratroopa Since: 04-21-06 From: Far away from a carnival, one ride tried to kill me (no lie) Last post: 6507 days Last view: 6507 days |
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| Well, it was popular on another site, so I'm hoping for the same uber grooviness here, and the cheesyness is intentional.
Chappie Three: Well, that was quick Over the skies of the Mushroom Kingdom a horrifying figure appeared...its figure head reeked of high gas prices, wars dragging out WAY past thier time, and horibbleness over all, it was a Doomship with a George Bush figurehead. It landed (by "landed I mean chrashed figurehead first) an inch away from Peach's castle. From it a figure stepped forth. Billiards: I ZTOLE ZIS PLAN VROM BOWSIER IN SUPIER PRINCEZ PEACH NOW VATCH! The maniac Koopa holds the Pool Cue up high and rainbow orbs fly out from the citizens of Toad Town to the tip and get absorb by the Pool Cue. The citizens begin to act so retarded that I am afraid to narrate it as it may cause the author- T3h 1337 $p3@|<1ng @uth0r 2: uT3h 1337 $p3@|<1ng @uth0r111 Ahem, sorry, I don't wanna narrate the stupdity of the Toad Town folk because it may cause T3h 1337 $p3@|<1ng @uth0r to get banned. Billiards: EXCELLENT! Now ze pwnzomenez vill be tranzfiered to ze Pwn Cannion. Vhich I vill uze to make our baze even more awezome! Lava Spark: Will we be getting Comedy Central? Billiards: You bet! L.S.: YES! Billiards: But no TV until I haf taken ovier a town. Dry Bonez: Sir, you have! Billiards: Ah, und zo I haf! Zat vas qwick! Until another comment! |
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