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| Acmlm's Board - I3 Archive - Craziness Domain - Stupidest thing someone's asked you/said to you? |
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Scatterheart Paratroopa                 Since: 11-18-05 From: Sydney, Australia Last post: 6313 days Last view: 6289 days |
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| Has anyone asked you a question or said something to you that made you laugh to yourself days after they said it?
A few days ago, I was walking to my girlfriend's house, when a fob (New Zealander) approached me and said: "Hello. Do you got a dollar?" I can't get over it! This guy must've been 17 at least! GO BACK TO SCHOOL!!! I thought.  |
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C:/xkas bio.asm Compiled ASM code     Since: 11-17-05 Last post: 6290 days Last view: 6289 days |
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| I guess that what what my brother say when he lose at a video game
"That unfair, you have skill" or... "You started playing the game before me"  (edited by Bio on 05-19-06 12:14 AM) (edited by Bio on 05-19-06 12:14 AM) |
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cpubasic13 I'm ahead of myself... Wait...  Since: 11-17-05 From: Citra, Fl. Last post: 6291 days Last view: 6289 days |
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| It was Dead or Alive 2 Ultimate. My brother the previous day played for 6-9 hours practicing. The next day I played against him. Beat him five fights in a row after losing one round.
"YOU CHEAT! HOW CAN YOU BEAT ME!?" "You need rythm to have your attacks fl-" "THERE IS NO RYTHM IN THIS GAME! ONLY IN DDR!" ...seriously, rythm is needed. He just pressed buttons and hoped for combos whereas I countered every single move he threw at me. Then my dad played and kicked his ass as well. |
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Tarale    2710 Affected by 'Princess Bitch-Face Syndrome' ++++!! Persona non grata Since: 11-17-05 From: Adelaide, Australia Last post: 6289 days Last view: 6289 days |
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| I'm still somewhat horrified that somebody -- an American I met online -- once asked me...
Do they dub The Simpsons into Australian for you guys?  Honestly. |
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Deleted User Banned    Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6290 days |
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| Me: What's heterosexual mean?
Some dude: It means straight! The same dude later: Well, you don't even know what heterosexual means! Me later: You TOLD me what it was! |
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Scatterheart Paratroopa Since: 11-18-05 From: Sydney, Australia Last post: 6313 days Last view: 6289 days |
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Originally posted by Tarale Now that's just wrong!! 
Still, it was pretty bad how in the UK, a certain news station put up subtitles for the Australian prime minister's speech.
His voice is just plain ugly and annoying anyway! |
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Thoughtless [Danielle] Thoughtless is my secret lover [Danielle] *flutters eyelashes* [Thoughtless] SECRET IS OUT I miss my two pussies :( (Part II) Since: 11-17-05 From: PR Last post: 6290 days Last view: 6289 days |
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| A friend: Hey, What are you doing right now?
Mind you, this was at 4 in the morning, you can only guess what I was doing at that hour. Stupidest thing someone said to me was "I love you" Then not actually mean what they say. Oh, and this one is a classic. The "I'm going to tell you something but don't get mad" What the hell. Just tell me instead of giving me that extra minute or two to worry and wonder what is so bad that needed to have a warning before being spoken. |
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neotransotaku Sledge Brother Liberated from school...until MLK day  Since: 11-17-05 From: In Hearst Field Annex... Last post: 6292 days Last view: 6289 days |
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| Friend: I need to go to the school bank, but it takes to long to get there.
Me: Why don't you run there? Friend: But that's even farther! ----- Same Friend *after making fun of him* Friend: You're a crayon. |
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Skreename Giant Red Paratroopa Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6296 days Last view: 6289 days |
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| "Prove me right!"
"Why?" "Because you can't!" Yes, that was a beautiful conversation. Almost as nice as when somebody told me that Smash Bros. was better on the SNES, because back then, "it was a classic". |
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Danielle 6730 Administratorrrr HELLO THERE   Since: 11-17-05 From: California Rate me ^_^ Last post: 6290 days Last view: 6289 days |
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| "Does the square root of 2 equal 2?"
"How do you spell stupid?" (I was so tempted to respond with "R-Y-A-N" which is his name) "How big is the 30GB ipod?" But I think the most stupid questions occur at my work. People ask me if we have something WHEN IT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES SDLKJASKLJDSFJK How I haven't stabbed someone yet, I really don't know. |
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Riku Sledge Brother Unpredictable. Watch your backs. Or not. Whichever. I want Metal Gear Solid 4 so badly. Since: 11-17-05 From: Tompkinsville Last post: 6289 days Last view: 6289 days |
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| Her: "Michael Myers... Is he the basketball player?"
Then I'd show the halloween case. Her: "A Jason movie! Oh my god, I love those!" Then I'd point to Michael Myers picture on the back. Her: "Jason!" 
Me: "That's Michael Myers. Blondes." Her: "Hey!" She hits me. Hard. |
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Deleted User Banned Since: 05-08-06 Last post: None Last view: 6290 days |
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How do you jump in Mario Bros?.... (self explanitory) |
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Rydain Sir Kibble Blaze Phoenix Runs with the Dragon Within  Since: 11-18-05 From: State College, PA Last post: 6294 days Last view: 6290 days |
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| One of my male coworkers asked me why I had a box of maxi pads in my office. I'm obviously female and obviously past puberty. I was stunned for a second and then I started going on about "You see, when girls become a certain age, things start happening to their body!" in a singsongy teacher voice.
After he left, my male office mate and I lawled about the incident for a good while. Seriously, how can you get to be twentysomething without knowing what pads are for, especially when you've been in long-term relationships with women? |
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Cornellius Koopa  Since: 11-19-05 From: Quebec Last post: 6545 days Last view: 6545 days |
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| In a restaurent :
(Waitress) So, was it good ? (Me) No, sorry... (Waitress) No problem. Do you want to bring it home ? (Me) ... |
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Salmon Red Cheep-cheep Since: 11-18-05 From: Norway Last post: 6305 days Last view: 6295 days |
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| A friend of mine from Texas once asked me "do y'all have the same moon over there?" (over there being Europe). I told him "no, our moon blew up. We had this accident while conducting this experiment and the whole thing went BOOM". He replied "wow, that must be weird, not having a moon to look at at night."...
I still can't get over that. I mean, the European unlucky moon experiment was all over the news. Surely he should have had heard of it? |
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Cruel Justice I have better things to do. Since: 11-18-05 From: At my house! Last post: 6290 days Last view: 6290 days |
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| Some lady: Wow! Is that an I-pod?
Me: Hehe... no it's an mp3 player but you were close! Some lady: So is it the same? Me: Not exactly but it works well for me. Some lady: Does it play music? Me: ...Yes? |
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MathOnNapkins 1100  In SPC700 HELL Since: 11-18-05 Last post: 6290 days Last view: 6289 days |
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Originally posted by Cornellius Sometimes people are tired and aren't really paying attention to what you're really saying. I find that waiters and waitresses are among the most tired people I meet. You shouldn't really blame them, they're trying to do their job. |
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Tarale 2710 Affected by 'Princess Bitch-Face Syndrome' ++++!! Persona non grata Since: 11-17-05 From: Adelaide, Australia Last post: 6289 days Last view: 6289 days |
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| I say dumb things on the phone at work when I'm tired. Troubleshooting computer problems all day gets very mentally tiring, so calls at the end of the day vary between good and me making no sense at all.
So yes, tiredness is a huge factor in "stupidity".  |
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Pas'ra'chilli Red Paragoomba  Since: 01-23-06 From: Albuquerque Last post: 6362 days Last view: 6321 days |
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| Women in line: "Are you mormon?"
Me standing in front of her: "No, why?" Woman: "Because you're so clean and white." WTF?!? Was she talking about my skin or my clothes? |
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Koitenshin +∞ Moblin Since: 12-24-05 From: Misery Last post: 6292 days Last view: 6292 days |
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| Ok, one day I am at work and everyone has to wear the same colored uniforms.
Some chick comes up to me and asks me if I work there. So I said that I didn't and it was mere coincidence that we had the same clothes on. Stupid retards believe it. Mind you this happens at least once a week. |
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