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Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 11-11-06 04:26 AM, in Errection coverage. Link
So, guys.
Errections.

Everybody gets them once in a while.
And sometimes you get them when you're in public.

What do you do to hide it?

...personally, I've given up on hiding it.
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 11-17-06 04:17 AM, in Skinny women in the media and guys real opinions?? Link
I find neither skinny girls nor chubby girls attractive at all. Girls who keep healthy and active flesh out with muscle, and it looks way better than both fat and bones.

When it comes down to it, different girls look better at different sizes. Some girls are really attractive thin, and some girls are better with some more curves to them. Girls who get their own body right are the most attractive. And quite luckilly, if you just eat healthy and exercise, your body will tend towards what looks best all on its own.

And anybody who doesn't believe me can go check out the girls at a dojo. I recomend olympic style taekwondo or anything else competition oriented. (Girls who do any other sport tend to be pretty nice looking too, and so do dancers, but martial artists are my personal preference).
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 11-17-06 04:21 AM, in Long distance relationships: Yay or nay? Link
I'm going to have to vouch for the long-distance open relationship.

Long-distance relationships are just like normal relationships but without the physical closeness and intimacy.
The type of relations you're allowed to have with other people in an open relationship amount to pure random physical intimacy.

It's the best you can possibly get if the person you love most lives way out of the way.

(edited by Squash Monster on 11-17-06 03:22 AM)
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 11-17-06 02:22 PM, in What's your battlecry? Link
The website says: "I'm going to smack you like it's a new extreme sport!!"

Experience says: "Hoo HOO!", "TAI!", and "BOW!"
...but two of those are really generic TKD cries so they're not that fun.
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 11-18-06 02:27 PM, in Errection coverage. Link
Originally posted by RedFlameZero
... and why! are we talking about this?
Because I saw the "Election Coverage" anouncement and just couldn't resist parodying it.
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 11-18-06 02:44 PM, in Errection coverage. Link
Originally posted by Kyoufu Kawa
Originally posted by RedFlameZero
i Live there ... I AM TEH MOOT!
LIAR! Moot was eaten by sharks!
I did a traceroute on his IP.
He's posting from inside a shark.
Squash Monster

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Posted on 11-24-06 12:32 AM, in Toning Up Link
Originally posted by Tarale
Course, I'm currently experiencing the fun all-over body ache I've only ever been able to get from swimming or martial arts But that's not injury, that's normal when you start a new exercise your muscles aren't used to.
Yeah, I'm "or martial arts" and that all-over ache is every minute of every day.
...it feels kinda nice .

But yeah... thanks to seven hours a week of olympic taekwondo pratice, my legs are rediculously muscular and toned. However, I've lost fourty pounds over the last year, so I'm kinda flabby around the stomach. Whole torso, really.

And it bugs me.

I'm really sick of doing situps and twisty situps. Anyone got any other good recomendations for stomach exercise?
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 12-01-06 12:47 AM, in Polyamory Link
Get in another threesome and when it's over, ask "can this be a regular thing?"
And then work towards being a normal member of the relationship.

(The first half would've worked with my ex and I. Dunno about the second half though.)

(edited by Squash Monster on 11-30-06 11:47 PM)
(edited by Squash Monster on 11-30-06 11:47 PM)
Squash Monster

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Posted on 12-03-06 04:30 PM, in Virgin/Non-virgin Link
You lose your virginity when it takes the even the least bit of creativity to come up with a sexual act you haven't done. (Yes, that's pretty subjective. Deal.)

I'm a virgin.
Squash Monster

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Posted on 12-05-06 08:12 PM, in How not to waste your morning Link
Hooray. I always wanted to find all of those, but I never had the patience to go through the entire series a fourth time. Thanks Xkeep!
Squash Monster

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Posted on 12-10-06 02:02 AM, in I need to gain weight. Link
The only advice I can think of would actually make your metabolism go up even more. And that's to start doing heavy exercise for the parts that don't look right.

You might end up having to eat even more, but muscles take up room and should balance you out.
Squash Monster

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Posted on 12-26-06 06:17 AM, in Favorite meal? Link
Half the time the only meal I eat is dinner.

So yeah, it had better be my favorite. (and it is!)
Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 01-04-07 04:30 AM, in That (choking/laughing) baby noise Link
I just got in an argument.

Who has played Mario paint? Raise your hands.
Okay, keep them raised if you remember the music composing program inside it.

Great. Now all of you that don't have your hands raised, scram. You're not welcome here.

Alright, remember how all the instruments were different icons? Remember the icon that looked like a babies face? What did it sound like? Did you hate it?
Squash Monster

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Posted on 01-09-07 06:44 PM, in If you had all the lag in the world, what would you do? Link
Give some to the people who keep posting these threads.
Squash Monster

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Posted on 01-18-07 11:31 AM, in ow that's oe strage bug. Link
Originally posted by C`aos
Originally posted by HERO FOREVER YD
I thought this was going to be a thread about an insect and I am horribly disappointed


I thought this was going to be a thread about an embarassing injury caused by an insect and I am horribly disappointed.

I thought this was going to be a thread about an embarrassing injury to the right index finger caused by an insect that rolled into town on a strage bush and I am horribly disappointed.
Squash Monster

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Posted on 02-10-07 06:02 PM, in Armadillo Run! Link
Armadillo Run is an absolutely fantastic game.

To summarize:
- Armadillo is lost in an alternate dimension.
- Physics.
- Get armadillo to the goal.
- Crazy physics contraptions.

Thus, you should all play it. You can do this by going to its website and downloading the demo. Obviously, I discourage going to isohunt and downloading the 1.0.3 cracked version, because that's illegal. And I'm most certainly not seeding it.


Once enough of you have started playing, I'll show you my crazy solutions. Some of them will blow your mind.

(edited by Squash Monster on 02-10-07 12:03 PM)
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