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Teddylot

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Posted on 01-05-07 07:08 AM, in Hogwarts Link
Teddylot was agile enough to manage his way through the empty train car corridors, but unfortunately, so were his pursuers. The wily bear tried his hardest to slow them down. His main tactic was to throw as many obstacles in their path as possible. These obstacles were mainly unwitting students or perhaps barrels whenever he passed one by.

Once Teddylot switched into the next train car, however, there was an obstacle in his way. In his grammar textbook, this sort of incident was usually seen as a form of “irony” which is considered quite the handy literary device, but today it meant trouble. The teddy bear skidded to a stop in front of the trolley blocking his path, then scouted his surroundings for a possible getaw—


Teddylot: GAH!!! I’VE BEEN SPOTTED!

It’s true he was spotted. Zap and Twister burst through the train car door and immediately had both the nets’ lasers pointed somewhere on his person.

Zap: And you’ve also been found, little bear.

Twister dashed forward and swung his net at Teddylot in a most promising attempt at a catch, but the bear was too cunning for such a simple denouement and dodged the weapon with a simple jump. Not expecting to miss, Twister lost balance and flew face first into the ground. The teddy bear pushed off of his friend’s head and had enough of a boost to get to the top of the trolley.

At the end of the train car were a couple of other long-haired, red-headed troublemakers ... also having a bit of fun.


Fred: And it looks like a second first year has joined the match, George.

George: That seems to be the case here, Fred.

Fred: It’s really a fun sight to see. I pity those not tuned in.

George: Candy flying everywhere.

Fred: Children on their knees.

George: Picking up the candy.

Fred: And it looks like a waste of time.

George: It seems so, Fred. The teddy bear is just too agile for the first years’ offense to handle. They appear to have no control over the unfolding situation

Fred: It looks like this will be a match won on defense and the kicking game, George.

George: True, but first the first years have to get on the boa--Ooooh, and that was a nasty head butt.

Fred: I wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of that Zidane-like maneuver.

George: It looks like the Trolley Witch might be watching from the sidelines for the rest of the season.
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Posted on 01-05-07 07:49 AM, in Are you ready for some College Football?!? (Bowl Picks) Link


Don't diss my school, please.
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Posted on 01-06-07 08:03 AM, in Hogwarts Link
Zap and Twister were on the way back to their specially-reserved cabin with their nets resting on their shoulders. They were a bit frazzled, I guess you could say, from the hunting they’d been doing and the stern “talking to” they ended up getting from the plump witch.

As usual, the boys shrugged it off. After all, they did end up with their prize. Teddylot was stranded. Upside-down inside Zap’s net in a seemingly uncomfortable position.


Twister: And we’re going to display your decapitated head on the wall to show off our bounty.

Zap: Either that or we could stuff you.

Twister: Or turn you into a rug for our study.

Teddylot: I’d rather be on a wall, thanks. That way, I could spit on you ninnies whenever you walked by.

The two boys came up to a closed compartment with the label “Roaches Abode Here”. Twister removed the sign off of the door handle and went inside the empty compartment. Why shouldn’t he? He made the sign after all.

Zap and Twister took opposite seats by the window. Twister put his feet up over the entire cushion giving a visual cue that Teddylot was not to sit there. So, when the bear was finally able to free himself from the blasted net, he took a seat next to Zap. The compartment was silent for a bit. Zap took some time to think while gazing out the window. It had so suddenly gotten dark, but time flies, he supposed.

The train then came to its sudden halt. Twister went flying onto the floor.


Twister: Jeez, what the--?

The lights flickered and were overtaken by darkness.

Zap didn’t pay much attention to the suddenness of the situation even though every other student was. He figured it was simply an emergency stop. He let out his warm breath onto the window, fogging it up. He made a small smiley face on his little fog spot, but it quickly faded away. He let out another warm breath, but this time he could see his breath. The window fogged up again but it didn’t stop spreading. The fog crept along the window until one couldn’t even see the shadowy shapes made by the darkness on the other side.

Zap turned off his music and pulled his headphones around his neck. Everything else had gone quiet.
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Posted on 01-06-07 08:16 AM, in Kattwah: SIX INCHES TODAY Link
Happy Belated Birthday, Kirby All The Way!
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Posted on 01-06-07 07:47 PM, in The Return of Things In Common Game! Link
You're going down, Nick.

This time you have a challenger.
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Posted on 01-06-07 08:48 PM, in The Return of Things In Common Game! Link
You put things in them?
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Posted on 01-07-07 07:10 AM, in Sketch Thread v2: The Doodling. Link
Doodle



Someday ... this will be a part of a beautiful art piece ...

not today though
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Posted on 01-07-07 04:05 PM, in The Return of Things In Common Game! Link
STAR TREK!

*gets his big bang going to play the Theme from Star Trek (Maynard Ferguson)*


(edited by Teddylot on 01-07-07 10:08 AM)
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Posted on 01-08-07 03:48 AM, in The Return of Things In Common Game! Link
not cool VG.
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Posted on 01-08-07 08:02 AM, in Hogwarts Link
Teddylot and the gang were pretty out of the loop with what happened. It all started and ended so quickly. That and they never bothered to leave their compartment even once the haunting cold gradually left their compartment and the rest of the train.

Zap took off his glasses to wipe the remaining bits of frost from them. He lightly placed them back on his face then squinted and scrutinized the scene outside their window. He couldn’t see too well, but he could tell that shadows were fleeing the train.

The train started back up again ...


Zap: Teddylot … scout out the situation.

Without any hesitation, Teddylot hopped from his seat and left the room for a few minutes. When he came back, he struggled a bit to get back into his tall seat.

Zap: Well?

Teddylot: HAVOC with a dash of chocolate.

Zap: Chocolate, really?

Teddylot: Yeah, they want every student to eat some chocolate.

Zap: Why’s that?

Teddylot: From the information I stealthily gathered, the chocolate has a magical property that works against the effects of those things that attacked us.

Teddylot’s characteristics were off-the-wall. Everything he said was well animated by his actions, and his choices for word emphasis were so erratic that people couldn’t help listening to him … even if he was a pain in the neck.

Zap: I didn’t know we were attacked.

Teddylot: Yeah … funky. Who wants some CHOCOLATE FROGS? I nicked them from that weird Trolley Lady I walloped.

Zap: Frogs?

Teddylot: Also, I stole some old kid’s DS when he wasn’t looking.

Zap: *sigh* Teddylot …

Twister shivered there in the opposite corner of the compartment. He knew they had been attacked …

Zap was sure to give him plenty of chocolates.
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Posted on 01-08-07 08:22 AM, in Winter Mosts 06-07 RESULTS YEY Link
Teddylot has found a TIN CUP!

Best Role Player

Doo doo DOO!


...

Silvershield, SonicandTails, Kattwah: EXPLAIN YOURSELVES
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Posted on 01-08-07 08:57 AM, in nobody understands you better than yd Link
nice hat.
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Posted on 01-08-07 10:24 AM, in Winter Mosts 06-07 RESULTS YEY Link
I have seen the face of evil ...


And he has a mustache.
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Posted on 01-09-07 02:27 AM, in The Return of Things In Common Game! Link
shade
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Posted on 01-09-07 02:39 AM, in The Return of Things In Common Game! Link
framed

EDIT: BEAT TO THE QUICK!


(edited by Teddylot on 01-08-07 08:40 PM)
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Posted on 01-09-07 02:44 AM, in The Return of Things In Common Game! Link
bubbles

Mystery: Celine Dion


(edited by Teddylot on 01-08-07 08:45 PM)
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Posted on 01-09-07 03:38 AM, in Hogwarts Link
When Sukasa pressed the button, the beeping didn’t stop. Unwittingly, he had fallen into a cunning trap. A hand came out from behind him and navigated around his side to unlatch the closed compartment door and open it just enough for him to be pushed from behind by what felt like the force of three other hands. Once forced inside, the compartment door closed before the victim could turn and see who the perpetrators were.

The beeping continued. In fact, it got louder and faster by the second. It was a timer, possibly to a bomb. There was nothing Sukasa could possibly do to escape his fate. His attackers remained shadows on the other side of the tinted compartment window, and they had wisely and promptly performed a sealing spell. That door was shut tight.

The beeping stopped.

It was a bomb all right.

A timed dung bomb.


???: Sorry friend, but we don’t happen to like sneaks.

???: Next time try snooping around your own cabin.

???: Don’t worry about not being able to get out. The seal charm should wear off soon enough.

???: It should at least wear off by the time the train stations.

???: We think.

???: Before we go, we recommend opening a window.

The two pranksters, fleet of foot, stepped outside the car and into the next one.

Fred: Well done, George.

George: Yourself as well, Fred.


Meanwhile, in some other compartment, in some other train car …

Teddylot: GAH! I BROKE IT! it won’t turn on …

Zap: Not quite. My music won’t play either. The train’s nearing the school.

Twister: No technology at Hogwarts … right.

Twister was still on his quiet side. Zap gave him a short look, then took the DS from Teddylot. He turned the game system around and plucked the batteries out, then tossed it back to Teddylot.

Zap: Get rid of it, ‘kay? It won’t be much use to us here.

Just then a pair of twins strode across the corridor, yelling out in several different tones, accents, and languages to gather the attention of the students.

Fred: ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!

George: NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO PUT ON YOUR ROBES!

Fred: ROBE YOURSELVES OR GO NAKED!

George: THE LATTER PART OF THAT STATEMENT IS DIRECTED TOWARDS POST-PUBESCENT (AND GOOD-LOOKING) GIRLS!

Fred: THANK YOU!
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Posted on 01-09-07 07:00 AM, in nobody understands you better than yd Link
Be a man and use a mouse like the rest of us poor non-tablet owners.
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Posted on 01-09-07 07:00 AM, in Hogwarts Link
Both twins turned around simultaneously. When they found out who they were facing, they both unveiled a pair of devilish grins then pulled their bright red hair out of their eyes. As if on cue, they both masked a look of disappointment.

Fred: You’re not a post-pubescent girl.

George: Nor are you pretty.

Fred: And you don’t happen to be naked either.

George: But you do smell.

Fred: That’s an ‘X’ on every account.

George: It seems you’ve failed.

George brandished his wand by his side and seemed to quietly mutter something to Fred.

Fred: Now, if you’ll please.

Fred and George both acted at the same time, locking their arms around Sukasa. A lot of pressure was put on their willing victim from both sides. If Sukasa tried to struggle, that was easily managed. George had performed a basic first-year leg-locker curse, so there would be no thrashing about.

George: Back to the trenches with you.

Fred: And don’t think we’re picking on you.

George: That’s right. You’re asking for it.

Fred: Why else would someone come back for more?

The twins passed Teddylot’s cabin again. They all noticed the old, weird kid who came barging in through their window. The teddy bear discretely left the cabin for a while … he came back moments later with the DS back in his paws.

Zap: Why did you steal it again?

Teddylot: This wasn’t his.

Twister: eh?

Teddylot: Yeah. This is some other kid’s. Apparently, there are a lot of these going around. No. *Teddylot rummaged through his pockets* This is his.

Teddylot pulled out another DS from his pocket. This one was different though as there had been several changes made to it.

Teddylot: Did you notice how he smelled like crap?

Zap: Dung, as the Brits would say.

Teddylot: *monocle and pocket watch* Bye Jove, we’ve missed tea.

Twister: Tish tosh. *checks his pocket watch* My word, how barbaric. We’re becoming Colonists.


The twins showed Sukasa to their old, trap cabin and laid him down in one of the seats.

Fred: Pick your fights a bit better, ‘kay?

George: Alright, there. Have fun hopping to school.

Fred: Now, back to mischief.



OoC:

"Meanwhile, in some other compartment, in some other train car … "

Please don't misplace me again, thanks.


(edited by Teddylot on 01-09-07 01:17 AM)
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Posted on 01-09-07 07:14 AM, in SION4LYFE BACKYARD PARTY Link
Teddylot burst out of the second-story window of the burning building and landed facedown on YD's lawn.

*Spits out some lawn and fertilizer and cookies* Nice party, YD.

HEY SION! I came here in the most unorthodox way just for you, buddy.

Stay cool and ban-free, yo.
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