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Squash Monster

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Since: 11-18-05
From: Right next to myself.

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Posted on 11-11-06 04:26 AM Link | Quote
So, guys.
Errections.

Everybody gets them once in a while.
And sometimes you get them when you're in public.

What do you do to hide it?

...personally, I've given up on hiding it.
Boom.dk









Since: 11-18-05
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Posted on 11-11-06 07:44 AM Link | Quote
Just putting your hands in the pockets helps alot.
jeff

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Since: 11-17-05

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Posted on 11-11-06 10:41 AM Link | Quote
man this stuff happens to me sometimes too(like during a speech once. OH GOD. it sucks. xD
normally, more like always, i'm wearing coats around me that are usually unzipped, but when i get a boner, i'll just zip it up. it usually works for me, because they hang down so low, although if the erection is pointing downward i have no clue how to hide those. luckily i really have found myself without any in the past few years, so that's a good thing, heh.
Kyoufu Kawa
Intends to keep Rom Hacking in one piece until the end








Since: 11-18-05
From: Catgirl Central Station

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Posted on 11-12-06 10:42 AM Link | Quote
I just blame it on the hanky in my pocket.
Tommathy









Since: 11-17-05
From: Cloud Nine, Turn Left and I'm There~

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Posted on 11-12-06 02:44 PM Link | Quote
Has anyone actually seen someone or been caught with a hard-on in public?

Most people aren't looking in that general vicinity anyways.
spel werdz rite









Since: 11-19-05

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Posted on 11-12-06 03:02 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Tommathy
Has anyone actually seen someone or been caught with a hard-on in public?

Most people aren't looking in that general vicinity anyways.
It's the pimple complex. Everyone sees it as you think.
This is why I never wear shorts.
Snow Tomato

Snap Dragon








Since: 12-31-05
From: NYC

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Posted on 11-12-06 03:42 PM Link | Quote
Yesterday I played a show here on Staten Island.. and so did my dad. When my dads band was playing there was an extremely drunk older guy dancing around and he had the biggest boner I had ever seen in my whole life.

I also notice guys in class fixing themselves all the time. Like... all the time. I don't know how you could possibly be horny in statistics... but it happens.

No guys, it's not the pimple complex. Girls do see them... but we just think it's cute/funny. I do at least. Maybe I'm strange.


(edited by Snow Tomato on 11-12-06 02:43 PM)
Tommathy









Since: 11-17-05
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Posted on 11-12-06 06:48 PM Link | Quote
I do remember one time I was a borders, and this fourteen-year old-ish was wearing those nylon gym short looking things and was in the photography section looking at nude pictures.

I don't think he was wearing underwear, though, 'cause it was *really* obvious that he had an erection.
spel werdz rite









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Posted on 11-12-06 08:03 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Tommathy
'cause it was *really* obvious that he had an erection.
Uhh, yeah. He was looking at nude photos.

One of my friends told me about something called "morning wood" once. I'll leave it for y'all to figure out what that means.
Xkeeper
Took the board down in a blaze of glory, only to reveal how truly moronical ||bass is.


 





Since: 11-17-05
From: Henderson, Nevada

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Posted on 11-12-06 08:48 PM Link | Quote
Think about Richard Simmons.

Fastest way to kill an erection ever.

(I'm serious, too)
jeff

Double metal axe








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Posted on 11-12-06 08:52 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Snow Tomato
I don't know how you could possibly be horny in *class*

I DON'T MEAN TO
ibz10g

Spiny


 





Since: 08-10-06
From: Altoona, Iowa

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Posted on 11-12-06 10:23 PM Link | Quote
Think of nuns. Really old nuns.

Seriously, though. It's never happened to me in public except. Well, I guess a few times at the State Fair. You know, drunk girls.

MathOnNapkins

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Since: 11-18-05

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Posted on 11-13-06 02:51 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Snow Tomato
I don't know how you could possibly be horny in statistics... but it happens.


B/c they aren't thinking about statistics maybe? And I'm sure the girls with the nipples poking out are just cold, right?
Vyper

Kodondo
Raging Venom








Since: 11-18-05
From: Final Fantasy Fire

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Posted on 11-14-06 01:02 AM Link | Quote
Being as I'm not ashamed of my phallic size, I don't really care. However, I tend to end up freaking about it and doing whatever I can to kill the buzz.

If it really needs to die I'll join XK in thinking about Richard Simmons.
Silvershield

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Since: 11-19-05
From: Emerson, New Jersey

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Posted on 11-14-06 01:10 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Snow Tomato
I also notice guys in class fixing themselves all the time. Like... all the time. I don't know how you could possibly be horny in statistics... but it happens.
I know from experience that it doesn't happen just because a guy is "horny." I've thankfully grown out of that phase but, in my younger years, sometimes it would just happen because it happened. No rhyme or reason to it, I wasn't having any particularly lusty thoughts, it just happened.

I'm now thoroughly embarrassed for admitting to it .
Sinfjotle
Lordly? No, not quite.








Since: 11-17-05
From: Kansas

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Posted on 11-14-06 02:19 AM Link | Quote
I hate waking up with one and then not remembering the dream.

...

I'm not at all embarrassed.
l0rca



 





Since: 07-23-06

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Posted on 11-16-06 05:08 AM Link | Quote
I feel silly, I didn't think much about it until now that girls notice it. I guess it's obvious. It's already occured to me that girls glance down there just as we look at cleavage. I guess when I get boners, I all James Bond about them.


(edited by l0rca on 11-16-06 04:08 AM)
Cruel Justice
I have better things to do.


 





Since: 11-18-05
From: At my house!

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Posted on 11-16-06 10:43 AM Link | Quote
If you have a newspaper, just gleefully hide your chubby friend by pretending to read it. Think of hairy, wrinkly elephant anuses crapping liquid bile and your hard-on should go away in seconds.
drjayphd

Torosu
OW! BURNY!








Since: 11-18-05
From: CT

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Posted on 11-16-06 11:45 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cruel Justice
Think of hairy, wrinkly elephant anuses crapping liquid bile and your hard-on should go away in seconds.


Not working...

Anyway, just hang something there that wouldn't look out of place. Like my camera bag.
RedFlameZero

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Since: 01-28-06
From: Syracuse

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Posted on 11-18-06 11:06 AM Link | Quote
... and why! are we talking about this?
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