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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47  Posts: 1/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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Meanwhile, at the M-Tek Building in Japan, which doubled as both home and office for the President of Japan, Melvin Phillip Gurio, the impossible had happened, as could be seen by him, as well as his comrades Smithy and Booster. Booster now has his gun stuck into the face of one Daisuke Jigen, who looked exactly like he did. Smithy was now, for whatever reason, wearing a sumo diaper and a bathrobe, and was swordfighting with Goemon Ishikawa XIII. And Melvin and Arsene Lupin the Third sat over at his desk talking about Fujiko naked. Melvin: Doesen't this seem odd to you? Suddenly appearing in my office out of nowhere... Lupin: Especially with us being in France beforehand... Jigen: HE'S GOT HIS GUN UP MY NOSE |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 2/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Squash - layout fux0r. Anyway, 98 is a totally 1337 number. Yeah. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 3/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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Melvin sighs. Melvin: So what's the plan, Washu? We just go over there and beat the snot out of everyone? Melvin pulls out some straws. Melvin: Alright, let's draw straws to see who gets stuck with Ryoko... |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 4/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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Meanwhile, more Barney craziness was erupting at the M-Tek Building. For one reason or another, miniature Chibi Barneys were crawling out of Jigen's suit. Lupin: When was the last time you got that suit dry cleaned? |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 5/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| I. INTRODUCTION For those of you who are mentally retarded, subscribe to AOL, or like to eat Big Red, this is for you. This is a forum. For stories. II. FORMAT The standard format is a movie script-ish format. For example; Melvin: Wazzap! Smithy: Nothin'. Watchin' the game, drinkin' a Bud. Melvin steals Smithy's Bud. Melvin: WAS drinkin' a bud. As you can see, Melvin's actions are in italics. You put text into italics by putting [ III. THE GM The person that creates a story is referred to as a "GM", which is a Dungeons and Dragons term meaning, "Game Master". The Game Master is the one who decides where the story goes and controls all Non-Player Characters. The same is true with a GM here. However, they control their own character also, and all the other players can also control NPC's. IV. NPC'S AND PC'S An NPC is a Non-Player Character. An NPC is basically a supporting character that is secondary to the main characters. A PC is a Player Character. While users control NPC's, they also get a PC. This is your primary character. V. NPC CONTROL All users can control NPC's to say or do whatever. However, if a GM says so, NPC's can be made off-limits to all but a specified user. Regular users can also use "Personal NPC's" that they create, and are only useable by them. VI. INTRODUCTIONS Make your introductions good. Not crappy. GOOD: In a blinding flash of light, the Melvinmobile appears, trailing fire from it's tires, and coated in a sheet of ice. It skids to a stop, and Melvin pops the door open. Melvin: Miss me? BAD: Melvin appears. Melvin: WAZZAP LOLOLOLOZ!111 Big difference. VII. FIGHTING I'll be blunt. Only the GM decides if your attack does damage. And if you say Dude: ::Kills final boss:: Yay! I'll blow your ass to bejezus and back. And remember, have fun with it!  (edited by Melvin on 03-14-04 09:07 PM) |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 8/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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Melvin holds out the firstful of straws to Kirbynite. Melvin: Shut up and draw. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 11/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| I get dibs on the "being the ultimate fighter" power. | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 12/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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Melvin hmms, scratching his chin. Melvin: Well... I can take Ryoko and Ayeka if you can get me a beam saber... Guns aren't going to help much in this fight, with everyone having crazy shield powers and control cubes and whatnot. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 13/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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Melvin grabs Kirbynite's Star Rod. Melvin: Alright. This is how you do it. Music! Washu makes her laptop appear, and hits a few buttons. Out of nowhere, some Sailor Moon-ish attack music begins to play. Melvin holds up the Star Rod, and traces it in a large circle in front of him, making a small trail of glittering pixie dust. Melvin: Moon... Healing... Activation! Melvin pointed the Star Rod at Kirbynite, and the large yellow star on the end began to glow a bright white, shooting large light beams everywhere, until the room was completely engulfed in the energy. Moments later, the energy dimmed, and he tossed the rod back to him. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 14/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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Smithy flipped his visor down, and his vision began to turn into a rainbow of colors as the infared scanner activated. He could make out the rest of Yellowboze nearby, as well as another group off to the north. But still... Smithy: There's something in that giant bush... Something big. The reploid slowly drew his Iron Faust, and gently pushed back the edge of the bush... |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 15/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Smithy: GET DOWN! Several Yellowboze members dropped to the ground, as a large rocket sailed over their heads, meeting the beast in midair, completely obliterating it in the resulting explosion... Well, except for the green Monomate box that dropped to the ground afterward. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 16/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Melvin: Divide up the residents of the Masaki house among the seven of us, and then go and kick some ass. That's my plan. | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 17/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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Meanwhile, on the open sea, a large metal ship was quietly chugging along. "ISM ZANTETSUKEN" was emblazoned on the side, and on the deck, in nothing but his boxers and a captain's hat, and a three-sided suntan mirror, lie the President of Japan, Melvin P. Gurio. Moments later, a pink-haired woman with an incredibly tiny bikini and inversely large breasts bent over, and handed him a drink. Girl: Your fruit punch, Mr. President. Melvin: It's good to be king. Uh, president. Is there a difference? |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 18/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| I nominate (...wait for it) (...wait for it) (...almost) Street Smarts. That's pure wholesome middle America crap right there. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 19/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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Originally posted by Yoshi ARR The best is Jack in the Box. Poison Sourdough burger.. oooh. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 20/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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Originally posted by Sion PROTECT MY BALLS |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 21/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| It sounds REALLY good if you listen to the Japanese music from the South Park episode "Good Times With Weapons" that aired recently. | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 22/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Do remember - when I say open season on spoilers, I mean, if an episode has aired, post all the damn spoilers you like. Onto the meat of the thread - yesterday's episode is totally badass. I've taken the time to rip the "Let's Fighting Love" song from the episode. "Let's Fighting Love" - 3 MB, right click to save (edited by Melvin on 03-23-04 10:01 PM) |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 23/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| I looked through a few boards, and someone who was half-Japanese said they heard "penis" in it. Timmy would have kicked ass as a ninja. |
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47 Posts: 24/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| You've seen it three times, and yet you don't remember seeing him in the end with BOTH EYES? |
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