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The Kins

Kodondo
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Posted on 04-01-05 07:33 PM, in AWEZOME GAME SITE!!!!!!!!!!! Link
April fools!
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Kodondo
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Posted on 04-01-05 07:50 PM, in The Ninji Saga - Released! Link
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Very amusing, though the flash didn't work
Aw, that's the best, and possibly epilepsy-inducing, part!

ADDITION:
Originally posted by Xkeeper
Originally posted by Pikachu025
Ok, before I click the link what happens?
If he actually PMed that (and I wouldn't be suprised) that's like... insta-permaban.
As I said, to be fair the second PM was pretty much provoked. There's some other PMs, but none of them are really as crazy.

Anyway, I don't think DAVALLR should really be punished for the PMs, because hey, PMs. That, and they brightened my week.


(edited by Trashykins on 04-01-05 09:55 AM)
The Kins

Kodondo
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Posted on 04-02-05 08:14 AM, in haking it wrong! Link
We are not hackers!

WE ARE DEVO!
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Kodondo
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Posted on 04-02-05 08:22 AM, in lauw breksz! Link
Did I miss the announcement about Acmlm.org being purchased by AOL?
The Kins

Kodondo
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Posted on 04-02-05 03:10 PM, in My hack, coming soon Link
Originally posted by Bowser_k
No it doesn't You suck!
Ahahahahaha!

Downloading...

EDIT: This hack is so bad it insulted my intelligence.


(edited by Trashykins on 04-02-05 05:17 AM)
The Kins

Kodondo
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Posted on 04-02-05 04:21 PM, in Quick ROM-Hack Reviews! Link
MY REVIEW SYSTEM
I will play the hack for one sitting until I get bored. This can be anything from five minutes to an hour or two. So basically, I'm really just reviewing the first couple of worlds, but first impressions last, so...

Also, the rating number is out of no number in paticular. Basically, the higher it is, the more I like it. Who needs totals? They're so restrictive.

OK, onto the reviews.

Name: Super Mario Odessey Demo 2
Author: BMF54123
Spelling Errors?: No.
You'll Feel Like You Are: Frollocking through a friend of flowers. Except the flowers are supermodels. And they want you.

This hack is wonderful. After a pleasently misleading first world, the game kicks into it's plot with some very well designed levels and puzzles. The various new graphics fit in well with the original SMW sets, and the new features are quite pleasant.
Rating: Four, and a thumbs up!

Name: Super Mario World 1.5
Author: smwedit
Spelling Errors?: A few grammatical mistakes.
You'll Feel Like You Are: Sleeping.

I want to like this hack, really, but it's so GENERIC. It's SMW hacks by the numbers. SMB3 rips! Check! YI rips! Roger that! Somewhat out of place DKC backgrounds? Hell, why not! Awkward level design that is neither good nor bad? You bet your sweet ass! While this isn't at all bad, there's nothing new here.

Rating: Three, and a barely-stifled yawn.

Name: Super DARRK World
Author: One of the lesser demons.
Spelling Errors?: Is Terri Shiavo dead?
You'll Feel Like You Are: Being skull-raped in the eye-socket with a wooden stake that flashes bright colours.



This hack is bad, folks. Not Auchwitz bad, but somewhere around the "puppy got hit by a truck, inexplicably giving you AIDS" margin. This hack has the lot - A failed experiment at putting the Bowser boss in the Wudlig Boss Level, flashing colours that would make even a bad Quake 2 mapper shudder, "hardkore" near-black pallete, glitchy, sometimes impossible levels, Exit Spheres at the start of some levels, frequent empty message boxes... the sheer badness of this hack is such that it physically manifested itself in my house. It has commandeered the laptop and now has it's own Deadjournal about how nobody likes it.

Rating: Minus Two, and the police are on their way.

I'll post more when I play more hacks.


(edited by Trashykins on 04-02-05 06:23 AM)
(edited by Trashykins on 04-02-05 12:34 PM)
The Kins

Kodondo
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Posted on 04-02-05 05:55 PM, in Quick ROM-Hack Reviews! Link
Name: Super Mario World 3
Author: Ice Man
Spelling Errors?: No.
You'll Feel Like You Are: Hugging kittens.
I like, I like! The rips are well done, the levels are nicely designed and long, and the author even tries something new, in the form of the Giant Pirahnas. I also like how he's given underused sprites like the Dolphins some much-needed screentime.
Rating: Four, and a smile.

Name: Super Mario Illiad
Author: Glyph Phoenix
Spelling Errors?: No.
You'll Feel Like You Are: Listening to White Rabbit.
I'm torn on this one. The story is different, and the puzzles are too, but the level design is a bit frustrating, and I'm not sure if I like the graphics or not. The water generator puzzle made me swear at the monitor.
Rating: Three, and a Metal Gear Solid-esque "?" mark over my head.

Name: Mariotrocity
Author: Glyph Phoenix
Spelling Errors?: No.
You'll Feel Like You Are: IN LOVE
FINISH THIS HACK. NOW.
Rating: 3.5 and my undying affection.

Name: The Mallow Zone
Author: Glyph Phoenix
Spelling Errors?: No.
You'll Feel Like You Are: Witnessing your girlfriend's brand new penis.
After the last two hacks, to be honest I'm dissapointed. Sorry Glyph
Rating: 1.5 and a strong urge to play more GODFUCKING MARIOTROCITY.
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Kodondo
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Posted on 04-02-05 08:13 PM, in Quick ROM-Hack Reviews! Link
Originally posted by gnkkwinrrul
Want to give mine a try?

Board I made demo on

Go to the link on the board and right click and then click save target as...if you didn't already know...the hack (I think) is kinda crap right now, I need someone to confirm it.
Name: The Pollution Problem
Author: gnkkwinrrul (HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PRONOUNCE THAT)
Spelling Errors?: No.
You'll Feel Like You Are: Going to get a dog turd for christmas, but the box has nothing in it instead.

Confirmed. Not in DARRK World or Wario World ways, but I don't really like it, sorry.
Rating: Two and good christ i need sleep.
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Kodondo
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Posted on 04-02-05 08:37 PM, in Quick ROM-Hack Reviews! Link
Name: Super Mario Bros.
Author: Peter_ac
Spelling Errors?: No.
You'll Feel Like You Are: Better at SMB1 than you really are.

It's SMB1! Just in the SMW engine and without Hammer bros, thus making parts of the game considerably easier. It's meant as a base for other hacks, and it does so considerably well, with lots of new animation. I await things being done with this eagerly.
Rating: 3.5 and jesus am i tired or what
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Kodondo
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Posted on 04-02-05 09:16 PM, in The Ninji Saga - DEMO Link
Originally posted by Skie The Fox
I've got a question. I already downloaded the IPS patch, but what rom is it for? Please tell me. I'm lazy.
What forum is this in?
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Kodondo
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Posted on 04-02-05 09:32 PM, in Quick ROM-Hack Reviews! Link
RWAK. I look forward to cursing endlessly at it.
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Kodondo
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Posted on 04-02-05 10:29 PM, in Quick ROM-Hack Reviews! Link
Originally posted by DurfarC
Excellent idea, Trashykins, this will prevent me from playing the worst hacks out there. I was nearly going to try Super Dark World, but thanks to you, I won't.
Just to further my point on DARRK world (as that is how the title screen spells it), Level 1, for some obscene reason, has no tape on the goal, and if you go past it, the game freezes. In fact, I'm gonna go look at it in LM right now and see why.

EDIT: Weird, the guy did place a tape there... I guess this is proof that not even HE will play his digital abortion enough to ensure the levels don't crash.


(edited by Trashykins on 04-02-05 12:30 PM)
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Kodondo
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Posted on 04-02-05 10:38 PM, in Quick ROM-Hack Reviews! Link
Originally posted by Master M
I like Super Dario World the best.
Thank you for the URL.
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Kodondo
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Posted on 04-02-05 10:42 PM, in Quick ROM-Hack Reviews! Link
Originally posted by Master M
I found it buried in the forum.
Thank you for the upload.

Now GET OUT.
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Kodondo
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Posted on 04-02-05 10:53 PM, in Quick ROM-Hack Reviews! Link
Better.

I'll try it later, it's 4am.
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Kodondo
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Posted on 04-03-05 08:59 AM, in My hack, coming soon Link
Originally posted by Bowser_k
I know its only my first hack
NEVER. EVER. POST YOUR FIRST HACK. It will undeniably be pure shit.
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Kodondo
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Posted on 04-03-05 09:21 AM, in My hack, coming soon Link
Originally posted by Sketchie
1. Provide some screenshots so we will know what the HELL we're going to play.
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Kodondo
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Posted on 04-04-05 12:55 PM, in My hack, coming soon Link
Originally posted by Master M
I'm not joking! It's great! Pallette problems, probably, but the overall design looks good from the screenshot!
You have no taste whatsoever.

Originally posted by Bowser_k
Oh and I'm not newbie anymore, i know all about this hacking smw now!, i'll say its not hard just the exgfx is!. I am working on one now that will definatly be 100x better!. And If anyone would like to hear about it?, hmph probabally not. I may release a demo?. Only if this doesn't happen again !.
First off, don't put full stops after exclamation marks, you're hurting the english language.

Secondly, I'd be interested in seeing at least a screenshot of your new work, to see if you've improved or not.

Thirdly, criticism is good. After all, what does not kill you makes you stronger.
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Kodondo
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Posted on 04-04-05 03:13 PM, in Name some really, really bad hacks. Link
Please. I'm working on a site of ROM Hacking reviews, articles, humor etc., and want to see some "good" examples of terrible, terrible hacks. Poor pokemon themed graphic hacks, Babblefish-esque translations, you name it. Bonus points if the hack's for SMB1! Even more bonus points if the hacker's name involves a character from an Anime! But deliberately bad hacks (like, say, the Super Mario World Minus hack) don't count, because that's cheating.

So yeah, kindly educate me in the ways of Shite.
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Kodondo
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Posted on 04-04-05 03:28 PM, in Name some really, really bad hacks. Link
Originally posted by Smallhacker
Darrk. End of the discussion.
One step ahead of you on that one. Ditto for Wario World.
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