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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 41/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| You all should know the language... of the crazy! ish...people... yea, you get the point. Naurku to ylf ta wazuoi ili sh nuto filea unzuko? shir...shir... |
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 42/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Relizing Drake was right Xzolaz walked up to Drake to shake his hand. "Great fight, you are an excellent fighter, may the best man live... or be burned... or whatever this is going to do to us..." The energy ball seemed to take up the entire sky as it slowly came closer. |
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 43/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Regular rules, the arena takes place in a mile by mile, stone walled, gravityless chamber. Xzolaz was floating upside down. Sitting indian style, eating a sandwich. His ankle long jacket was at his waist, floating around freely. His revolver was plainly in sight, along with the ammo strung across his body under his jacket. As Xzolaz finished the sandwich, he drank from a flask, and then let out a satisfied burp . He nudged the rocket launcher strung across his back in anticipation for his opponent to arrive. "This should be interesting..." (edited by Xzolaz the Slayer on 06-26-04 05:36 PM) (edited by Xzolaz the Slayer on 06-26-04 05:38 PM) (edited by Xzolaz the Slayer on 06-26-04 07:01 PM) |
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 44/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Xzolaz hair started to smolder. Taking a knife from somewhere deep in his jacket, Xzolaz slit himself across the wrist. Silver and red blood came pooring out of his wrist. Smearing accross his body till he was dripping in it. Xzolaz stopped the bleed, a little weak, but ok. The blood would harden and act like a sheild to extreme heat. Loading his gun with the most powerful rounds he had. Xzolaz helped Drake fight off the energy ball. The energy ball started making a break in the middle where both were consintrating their firepower. Shells littered the ground along with the determined sweat of the fighters. As it got closer and closer, the heat almost became inbearable. |
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 45/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Skeeters... Never heard of that nickname for Mosquitoes. Sounds like some old bum shortened the word because it was to hard to pronounce. |
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 46/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Milk probably became a foe when people relized it had fat in it. I like milk, chocolate milk. I can't stand the taste of straight milk. I think the real question here is Soy Milk - Friend or Foe? |
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 47/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Laughing to himself Xzolaz rights himself, or what seems to be right way up. "Usually I try to shake the hand of my opponent before battle but.." Xzolaz tries to swim desperatly towards his opponent, with no luck in the zero gravity. "I guess we shall have to start then" Xzolaz take the rocket launch off his back fireing it in the opposit directions of his opponent to blast himself at a violent rate towards his opponent. In mid-flight Xzolaz draws his revolver and takes aim... |
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 48/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| I was playing a game of tag with my dogs and my brother. To pass time and make the dogs happy. The basics of the game is to get on the opposit side of the house of the dogs, then try to sneak as close to them as possible before they hear/see/smell you. You take off trying to escape the dogs by hidding behind something till they pass and then taking off in the opposit direction, or getting up on a porch and jumping the rail when they get up on the porch. Well, I had done just that, jumped the rail of the porch, hit the ground running. As I came up to our driveway, my father's truck was parked right in my path. Now the bed is probably a good 5'5'' from the ground, I'm about 6'0''. Running at almost top seed, with my littlest dog at my heels, trying to sink his teeth in, and my biggest dog right behind him. I knew that I didn't have time to put my foot on the tire and climb up, so in the spur of the moment. I jumped and threw myself up by placing my hands on the side of the truck and basically throwing myself upwards. I completely cleard the side of the truck. Up and over, you know that free fall feeling you get on a roller coaster? Oh hell yea, a lot of that. At the peak of my "flight" I started doing little circles with my hands to stay upright in the air. As I came down I landed in the truck's bed in almost perfect push up stance. When I relized what I just did, my first thought was, "Dear lord, I didn't know I could fly like that!". Just one of those things you wish you could do twice... |
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 49/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Through out the morning and afternoon I slowly got a headache. So sometime this evening I took some headache medacine. I started to feel better, so I went outside and ran around with my dogs. Mistake... big mistake... came in feeling like I was going to barf. I cooled off and got my stomache out of my throat. Then dinner was ready. Pancakes, got to love 'em! But not tonight. To much sugar... way to much. Now I'm sitting here, headache, stomache in throat, and bored. Dear sweet lord... I don't feel so good... ugh | |||
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 50/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Not scared, just caught up in the moment. Its just one of those things that was pretty cool feeling in the moment. I put my hands on top of the side on the bed (which is basically the side of the truck), and jumped at the same time. Therefore I launched myself twice as high as usual. | |||
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 51/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Thats just sad. The lifeguards at our public pool are just as bad. They're young and horny and don't ever pay attention. Its shit heads like them that need to be fired. Its just so sad a child died, because some dumbasses weren't paying attention. The only reason that our pool hasn't had any recent drownings is because usually everyone comes with a friend so everyone basically has a "buddy system", even though no one knows it. My deepest condolences to the family. Damn... thats just sad... |
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 52/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Damn... |
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 53/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| High speed round object in cheek..? Are you advertising for the movie Dodgeball? Abused White Mouse.... Stuart Little 3? Yellow Drag Queen... no comment FYI I called the P.S.A.S.A.N.O.H.E.H.O. on you! (Photo Shop Abuse Agency No one Has Ever Heard Of) |
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 54/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Now try running around in circles for an hour... *Thinks of pink, thick luquid* Ugh... My stomache is out of my throat but my brain is still in pain, and so am I... Oh yea Disturbed1... you going to sue DQ anytime soon? |
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 55/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| I've been drinking nothing but water mmm.... good 'ol water. Had something like that this morning, felt like I was going to barf... drank the old water and sudden relief... got to love it Oh yea... Pulse of the Maggots \/ (edited by Xzolaz the Slayer on 06-26-04 10:24 PM) |
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 56/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Slipknot - Pulse of the Maggots http://www.lyricsondemand.com/s/slipknotlyrics/pulseofthemaggotslyrics.html I actually have it as an audio file on my computer if you want me to send it to you. Its a pretty good song. |
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 57/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| I don't see how this is a "dumbass" thread. |
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 58/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| Sweet... | |||
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 59/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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Originally posted by Disturbed1 We both like the song and I forgot a line, nothing big. Besides, I'm starting to feel better! Thank you water... |
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Xzolaz the Slayer Banned - Registered duplicate account Level: 14 Posts: 60/63 EXP: 11463 For next: 1608 Since: 05-26-04 From: Smalltown, USA Since last post: 492 days Last activity: 339 days |
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| This is a song "Spiderman, Spiderman Does whatever a spider can Is he strong? Listen bud He has the radioactive blood Hey there! There goes the Spiderman Ohhh!!!!! Is he strong? Listen bud He has the radioactive blood Can swing from a thread? Take a look overhead Hey there! There goes the Spiderman Ohhh!!!!! David Dark comin at 'em He's got fucking ultimate fighting championship moves! Here comes Spidey He's not fucking really Spidey His moves didn't work because he's fucking Spidey! Spiderman doesn't look right He looks like cheap ass! Spidey wearing the nike shoes I can see in the fucking BVDs Outline...oh fuck Stay totally still! Stay totally still It's fucking sassafrassquatch! I've been searching for him for ten years And now's my chance to capture him I'm not moving on...fuck! He's using the web! He's using the web! Using the Spidey! He's freezing the auidence! He's using the fucking Spidey Twa, it didn't hold 'em! It fucking holds almost everbody But it didn't work on Sass! He fucking used a Matrix move! He fucking used a Matrix move! Doosh! Ha! Wanna fucking bowl? What the fuck is going down? Somebody help us He's got the tranquilizer gun! David Dark's got the tranquil gun He shot him in the ass with tranquilizer gun But it didn't...(starts to laugh) Why's he have his cock out? That's not right! Here comes Sassafrass! He's fucking really pissed off Now what the fuck is happening tonight? It's looking like a fight! No! (starts to laugh a lot) You should've fucking known! Not to pull out your dick in front of Sass He'll rip that shit right off! Now you're fucking bummed What are you doing..no, no no Don't make him suck your chode! Ah Jesus! He's sucking on his fucking chode! He's gonna shoot your fucking load If I don't Sassafrass! Who's gonna shoot the load? Ahh! That's no ordinary creamer! What the fuck? Thats bad news Bears. That's a lot of cum! That's way too much Sass cum Sassafrass...he hasn't fucking done enough He's dragging him by the foot! He's getting him in position I don't know what for! But I think it's finger licking! (laughs once again) The ultimate bomb, ya'll. Aww, no. The ultimate fighting championship He's flinging shit! And he's taking a dump Ah Jesus. Wait a second, he's got him tricked! The old stick for the fucking Sassafrass trick Works every time. See if you can keep him alive That rips. Life is a great big hang up. Whenever there's a bang up! You'll see Sassafrass and Spiderman! Taking a shit on David Dark!" Don't believe me? http://www.lyricsondemand.com/t/tenaciousdlyrics/spidermanlyrics.html Private Message me and I can send you the song if you really don't believe me... (edited by Xzolaz the Slayer on 06-26-04 10:41 PM) |
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