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Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 05:42 AM, in Challenge at Camp Blood Link
Ki Ki Ki Haa Haa Haa

A still recovering Jarukoth looked at the hockey masked horror lurching from out of the woods. It had been a tad too long since he had a skinny dipping blonde counselor to mutilate, so he would have to settle for on of the weakened fighters.

"So...you want some of me, Voorhees? I got room on my dance card."

Jason draws his machete. Jarukoth takes the spikes off his sword and picks it up. The two warrior march towards each other to square off.

[OOC: Jason is considered to be an NPC.]
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 05:51 AM, in Battle free-for all! Link
[OOC: I'm sorry, I thought it was pretty much assumed because of the lag between my posts. I'll clarify it now...]

"Heh. No problem. Ice Mirror!"

An ice mirror forms in front of Jarukoth, ready to catch the blast. The ice mirror, unfortunately, was not meant to reflect an Ultima level spell, so it cannot reflect it. Instead, the spell explodes on impact, shattering the ice mirror and knocking Jarukoth back from the blast.

"Ow, damn, bad time to test that move..."
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 05:57 AM, in The war aganst the Cucco's (spectators and fighters are welcome!!) Link
"What the hell do you think you're doing, Lemon Kirby!?!? You just wasted a perfectly good pie!"

Halfway through his insane rant, Jarukoth spots a black dot emerging from the back.

"The Cucco King? Oh...yes. Must...shred...DIE DEVILBIRD! EEEHAAAHH!!!"

Jarukoth pulls an AK-47 from his bioarmor, and plows through the first few lines, while firing wildly at the cucco king.
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 06:14 AM, in Challenge at Camp Blood Link
[OOC: Actually, it was written as "Ki Ki Ki Maa Maa Maa", since in the original movie, Jason's Mom is the killer, and Jason is supposed to be telling his mom to kill the victims (Hence: Kill Kill Kill Mom Mom Mom). I just switched it to make it a bit more familiar, and more like the actual sound.

Whoa. Sorry if I went horror geek on you there. ]

Jason makes the first move, and swipes down at Jarukoth. He misses, and goes for another slash. Jarukoth's agility works too well, and ends up parrying Jason's attack.

"Hmm. A bit too slow. You haven't chased any horny teenagers recently have you, big guy?"

Jason seems to be fuming. He fast walks up to Jarukoth, and lets loose a flurry of faster swipes. The two manage to exchange blows at an even pace, until they fight to a nearby tree.

Jason goes for a horizontal slash. Jarukoth ducks, and Jason's machete is stuck in the trunk. Taking advantage, Jarukoth impales Jason on his sword and into the tree, trapping him.

"Phew...and now, the final touch."

Jarukoth extends his palm to Jason. Suddenly, a large, glowing, runic seal decends into Jason's body. A locking sound is heard, and and then the glow fades.

"Yes! It worked! Summon Link is the gift that keeps on giving..."


(edited by Jarukoth on 03-26-04 09:41 PM)
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 06:20 AM, in The war aganst the Cucco's (spectators and fighters are welcome!!) Link
".....OOOOWWWWWWWW! Are you sure THAT thing is a cucco? Chidori!"

He focuses a lot of energy into his fist, so much so that it almost sounds like the flap of a thousand birds. Jarukoth then runs up, and hits the CK with the powerful blow.
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 06:36 AM, in Battle free-for all! Link
He may not have enough time to get up, but he can still quickly roll away from the would be deathblow. LK just misses, just giving Jarukoth enough time to kick LK away and recover.

"Wow...that was WAY too close... I think it's time for Super Seal!

Power radiates thorugh his body. His strength, speed, and defense have gone up.

"Ok...whenever you're ready..."
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Posted on 03-27-04 06:40 AM, in Challenge at Camp Blood Link
[OOC: Oops, made what I did a bit too obscure. Fixing...]

"I think you misunderstand. Summon Link isn't your basic spell. It's a linking tech that forms a bond between a spirit and a person, allowing them to summon it. Go ahead Jason, do your thing."

Jason continues to lurch toward Nijote.
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Posted on 03-27-04 06:46 AM, in The war aganst the Cucco's (spectators and fighters are welcome!!) Link
"Holy shit! What IS this thing?"

Jarukoth then realizes the normal cuccos are ganging up on him..

"Looks like I'll have to deal with you later, KC. Grand Fireball!"

He lets loose a giant blast of fire at the approaching cuccos, burning up a great number of them.
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Posted on 03-27-04 06:51 AM, in Woah... My speakers are cool! Link
I've actually heard of this happening before. And to think I thought I was cool when I blast "Baby Got Back" when doing donuts in the school parking lot...
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 06:54 AM, in If you were magic what would you do? Link
I would be a telepath to read people minds, and a telekinetic to slam people around. That would be the bare minimum I would want.

Oh, and it would be cool to have that living sand shield like Gaara. That would be a little cool.
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Posted on 03-27-04 07:00 AM, in Battle free-for all! Link
"GROUP HUG!"

As the spell comes down, Jarukoth grabs LK, and doesn't let go. The spell ends up electrocuting both the warriors.
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Posted on 03-27-04 07:05 AM, in What doesn't mix with Video Games? Link
Faulty memory cards. I still never beat FFVIII.
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 04:53 PM, in The war aganst the Cucco's (spectators and fighters are welcome!!) Link
"Sharingan, Super Seal!"

The increased stats allowed Jarukoth to kick the crap out of the annoying fowl, and dodge thier attacks more swiftly. Terrified cuccos are being knocked all over the place.

"Damn! They may be weak, but there's no end to them!"
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Posted on 03-27-04 05:01 PM, in Battle free-for all! Link
Jarukoth is, for lack of a better term, really F'd up.

"Damn...I can't believe I didn't do this sooner...Heal."

Jarukoth manages to recover some health. He then gets back up.

"Ok...now to see what makes you guys tick...Byakugan!"

Jarukoth's eyes turn completely white. He can see all parts and functions of his opponent's body...including thier weak points.

"And now...a Mega Seal to tie it all together!"

His stats rise even further. Jarukoth is ready to jump back into the fray in a moments notice.
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Posted on 03-27-04 05:06 PM, in Challenge at Camp Blood Link
Jarukoth laughs.

"What makes you think I'm short of weapons? Super Seal!"

Power surged through Jarukoth's body, increasing his speed, strength, and defense. He then pulls something from his bioarmor...a pair of sai emerge.

"Now then...what were you saying?"
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Posted on 03-27-04 05:12 PM, in New Family Guy in 2005 Link
Hell Yeah! It's back!

Butt dance! Butt dance!
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 05:16 PM, in Teen Titans: GO!!! Link
I'm not that big of a fanatic, but I do like the show. Starfire is a bit too...innocent. I don't buy it. Raven, put simply, is the cat's ass.

Oh, and there's the other three, but who cares.
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 05:24 PM, in Best Stand-up Comic? Link
Kickass comics. Bam:

Mitch Hedberg
Dane Cook
Stephen Lynch
Pablo Francisco
George Carlin

...You know what, I could just go on naming cool comedians all day. There's just too many!
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 05:30 PM, in Ninja are so cool Link
OH SNAP! DAANISH GOT PUNK'D! WHAT, FOO!!!

Ninjas rule. They'll kill you 10 ways before you hit the ground, and disappear before they are even detected.

w00t!!!
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Posted on 03-27-04 05:33 PM, in Return of: Things That Remind You of Here Link
When I look at anyone I know in real life who was a member of the board in the past, including Trunxy/Dogan, who still is.

Good times, good times...
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