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Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-26-04 06:44 AM, in Reflections on a mote of dust Link
The way I see it, you can interpret this two ways:

1) Think the world is pointless, along with everything in it, and sit on your lazy butt and do nothing. Or...

2)Make the most of what we have, and live what life we have to the fullest.

Really, you have to go with the latter. It's really all you can do, and win, lose or draw, you can't go wrong with that.
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Posted on 03-26-04 06:57 AM, in some very simple questions Link
Originally posted by paradox


If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?



Ok, a somewhat serious set awnsers for these, when possible:

1)Who says they are called that everywhere? I just call them Polish people.

2)To make the ones we love happy...in a matter of speaking.

3)Cheese doesn't talk to begin with.

4)Because humans aren't perfect.

5)Yes. They just might be sans coffee.

6)Who cares, just as long as the kids get fed?

7)We help them, they help us. It's a cycle, man.

8)It would be the speed of lightning, since it's just lightning moving at a different speed.

9)That was YOU? Terrence is really pissed off.

10) They finished preparing, and got ready. Duh.

11) That's just a happy coincidence.

12)No, the fifth person doesn't have it.
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Posted on 03-26-04 07:20 AM, in Batman Begins Link
Christian Bale is the man. Go see Equalibrium! It rules!

I just can't see Cillian Murphy as the Scarecrow, though.
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Posted on 03-26-04 03:55 PM, in Battle free-for all! Link
"Hmm...this seems...familiar..."

Jarukoth is confused. He activates his comlink...

"Hey! Jarukoth to Base! Possible memory lapse in effect! Have I been here before?"

"Yes, you have. In fact, you spent the last hour or so really wailing on people, until those cheapass Ultimaga spells went flying. The free for all, remember?"

"Wait...yeah...It's starting to come back...All I can remember is..."

Jarukoth sees Dark Lord Steak sitting in the stands.

"You! And your freaking Ultimagas! You're first...again! Hastega!"

Jarukoth rushes at DLS with insane speed, and nails him with a hard kick to the head, sending him flying across the arena.
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-26-04 04:01 PM, in Challenge at Camp Blood Link
A voice suddenly emerges from beind the tree.

"Did I make the mistake? Or are you just getting careless? Firewall!"

A wall of flame erupts around the tree trunk, setting the base on fire.

"Just getting warmed up..."
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Posted on 03-26-04 04:11 PM, in The war aganst the Cucco's (spectators and fighters are welcome!!) Link
"I've wanted to do this move for a while...Desert Coffin!"

Sand is extracted from the ground below, and encases a group of nearby cuccos until they can't move.

"Desert Graveyard!"

The sand implodes violently on the cuccos. More Blood. More feathers.
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Posted on 03-26-04 04:16 PM, in Batman Begins Link
Originally posted by Trunxy/Dogan
Equilibrium sucks. From what I've heard, it's just some crappy Matrix ripoff. Ken Watanabe owns, but what's with the Elven name?


From what you've heard? So...you've never seen it, yet your opinion counts. Nice.
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Posted on 03-26-04 07:57 PM, in Theme songs that suck Link
The american Sail Moon theme, hands down. Easily one of the most irritating themes. Ever.

Aw crap! I just got it stuck in my head. Thanks a lot, jerks.
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Posted on 03-26-04 08:00 PM, in Battle free-for all! Link
"A fish. You slapped me...with a fish. Come on, now."

Sand is extracted from the ground, and surrounds Clockworkz body, trapping him in place.

"Desert Coffin. Now THAT'S an attack."
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Posted on 03-27-04 01:08 AM, in Challenge at Camp Blood Link
Jarukoth does the only thing he can do. He closes his eyes, and concentrates. A few seconds later, his body radiates with holy energy. He then gets back up on his feet.

"That's Esuna for you. No words nesscessary, though my strength hasn't recovered yet. I suggest you take advantage while you have the chance."
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Posted on 03-27-04 01:26 AM, in Battle free-for all! Link
[OOC: Clockworkz, my post has been clarified.]

Jarukoth cannot see anything, so he does the only thing he can do.

"Mighty Guard!"

...just as DLS's beam hits. It warps him back to another dimension, and out of the field. However, seconds later, a black void opens upin the center of the field, and Jarukoth steps out, and back into the fray.

"And someone around here didn't read my character bio! Universal teleportation is what we DiEns do best-OW!"

Jarukoth clutches his chest. Apparently the poison effect hadn't been negated yet...
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Posted on 03-27-04 01:40 AM, in Challenge at Camp Blood Link
"Hastega!"

Jarukoth's enhanced speed managed to stop the strikes from becoming critical hits, but they were still hits. After what seems like minutes, Jarukoth manages to roll away from the flurry.

"It will take more than a few cuts to stop a DiEn. Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"

Six shadow clones emerge, each replicas of Jarukoth. The seven warriors stare coldly at the would-be assassin.

"Allow me to return the thought. Attack!"

...and the group bum rushes Nijote.

Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 01:43 AM, in Battle free-for all! Link
[OOC: You still did not read my bio, did you? My version of Desert Coffin does not stay intact forever. That would be too cheap. You can keep fighting if you wish.]
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 02:05 AM, in Profiles Link

Name: Jarukoth
Birth Name: Jeff Cross
Age: Unknown, looks like he is in his mid to late 20s.
Ht: 6' Wt: 195 lbs
Gender: Male
Hair: Brown
Clothes: Bioarmor Suit
Job: DiEn
DiEn Ocular Skill: Sharingan Eyes
Equipment: EternaBlade Sword, ComLink Unit (For inter DiEn communication and analysis of data. Installed in bioarmor.)
DoB: Exact date unknown.
Family: Dr. Richard Cross (Father, Deceased), Dr. Pamela Cross (Mother, Deceased), Jolrael Cross (Adopted Sister, Deceased) Robert Cross (Brother) Ark (Cousin, Deceased)
Friends/Allies: Shino Shadefoot, Nimue LaFaye, Kari Chailyn, fellow DiEns, Edward Dewey (Deceased).
Origin: Earth
Jarukoth Full Pic

Bio: Jarukoth is a DiEn. DiEn is short for Dimension Enforcer. When a person dies, a person with an exceptional soul is selected to become a DiEn upon thier death. After many thousands of years, they transubstantiate, and go to heaven upon thier "retirement".

Jarukoth was born on earth in the early 20th century. As a teen, he was experimented upon by the Umbrella Corporation to become the ultimate super soldier codenamed "Thresher". Upon his realiztion that the corporation was responsible for the death of his family, he regained his humanity and turned on Umbrella, eventually destroying all thier labs throughout the world. While doing so, he established as one of Earth's greatest warriors. The experimentation on his body also caused him to mutate frequently. These mutations soon took thier toll on his body, and he died in his mid 20's.

Upon his death, he was selected by a secret council of otherworldly judges to become a DiEn. He has since been training, and through great work and skill over many millenia, he has been well respected as one of the most prolific and skilled DiEns around today, despite his relatively young age.

In addition to his warrior skills, Jarukoth has adapted his style to Blue Magic. He has learned to copy his opponents skills and attacks when used in front of or against him. He has also developed use of the Sharingan Eye to even further his copying skills.

He is usually an all around peacekeeper wherever he goes, but when bizzare or out of the ordinary things occur in dimensions, he is at the front lines combating it. A DiEn's primary job is to ensure that no beings from alternate realities seep into other worlds and harm the innocent. When you hear of events dubbed "paranormal", such as hauntings or demon possession, this is an instance of that.

(Examples:

Sephiroth (FF7) + Real Life Earth = Earth is screwed.

Freddy Krueger + Real Life Earth = Lots of dead kids.)

In hand to hand combat, Jarukoth is extremely dangerous. He is a mastered several styles of martial arts, and is equipped with a DiEn standard issue EternaBlade Katana: A sword made of an alloy that cannot break.

However, special abilites are where a DiEn truly shine. In addition to creating skills around the seven primal elements elements (Fire, Water, Thunder, Earth, Wind, Holy, and Shadow), he can also have his special durable Bioarmor generate other weapons for him, and his Blue Magic abilities allow Jarukoth to learn the skills of his opponents once they are used against him or in front of him. It is not uncommon for an elder DiEn using Blue Magic or Sharingan to learn over 10,000 skills by thier retirement.

Since his skills are always changing, a current up-to-date list is kept in the user profile and catalogued in previous battles.

-- Jarukoth's Comrades - DiEn Unit # 0091 --


Name: Ada Cross
Age: Not Known
Ht: 5' 10" Wt: Not Known
Gender: Female
Race: Human
Hair: Short, Black
Clothes: Bioarmor Suit
Job: DiEn / Special Forces Agent
DiEn Ocular Skill: GoldenEye
Summons: Kooriko, Kamaitachi, Butterfree
Equipment: EternaBlade .44 Magnum Revolver, ComLink Unit (For inter DiEn communication and analysis of data. Installed in bioarmor.)
Origin: Earth
Bio: A human special forces agent for hire in her previous life, and wife of Jarukoth. She was originally brought in as a DiEn to replace Leann Caldwell after she perished in the line of duty. Her previous occupation as a Special Forces agent gave her valuable firearms experience and excellent marksmanship skills, all coupled with mastery of the rare Gun Kata forms, make her exceptionally deadly.
Ada Full Pic

Name: Shino Shadefoot
Age: Unknown
Ht: 3' Wt: 55 lbs
Race: Halfling
Gender: Male
Hair: Brown
Clothes: Bioarmor Suit, Black Overcoat, Black Bandanna, Dark Rounded Glasses
Job: DiEn / Assassin
DiEn Ocular Skill: Byakugan
Summons: Katoko, El Gigante
Equipment: EternaBlade Katars, ComLink Unit (For inter DiEn communication and analysis of data. Installed in bioarmor.)
Origin: Moonvale
Bio: A prolific Halfling assassin until his death, he earned DiEn status by reforming his family of assassins. He is known by his peers to be a bit of a pervert, however, as he often gets sidetracked by the idea of women. However, this has not stopped Shino from being a formidable fighter, or Jarukoth's friendly rival. Shino prefers to use a vast variety of Shadow techs that resemble assassination skills, as well as various stealth and illusionary techs.
Shino Large Pic (w/o Glasses and Overcoat.)

--- DiEn Unit #2314 -----


Name: Nimue LaFaye
Age: Unknown
Ht: Unknown Wt: Unknown
Race: Human
Gender: Female
Hair: Long, Pink
Clothes: Bioarmor, High Cleric Robes
Job: DiEn / High Cleric
Equipment: High Cleric's Staff
Origin: New Carpathia
Bio: Born into a family of High Clerics in the lost city of New Carpathia, Nimue and her brother Hewitt were trained to follow in the family tradition. While Nimue took great pride in her ability and training, Hewitt did not. Suffering from insanity, he killed a lower cleric of the city and fled it, branding himself a heretic. He then went into hiding, studying the black arts, while Nimue continued her training as a Cleric. Ten years later, Hewitt came back to the city, and began killing all of the High Clerics. Nimue, now a High Cleric herself, fought against her brother. Hewitt, still caring about his sister, hesitated to strike his sister down, giving Nimue enough time to form an incantation to bond Hewitt to her forever. Now, as a DiEn, Nimue can carry Hewitt with her in her own body, and can release and merge with him at will to assist Nimue in combat. Hewitt does this willingly, as Nimue is the only person he truly cares for...
Nimue Full Pic
Hewitt Full Pic


Name: Kari Chailyn
Age: Unknown
Ht: Unknown Wt: Unknown
Race: Human
Gender: Female
Hair: Brown
Clothes: DiEn BioArmor, Studded Fighting Gloves
Job: DiEn / Hydromancer
Equipment: Giant Gourd, CO2 Bombs
Origin: Atlantis
Bio: In a dimension where Atlantis remains the technological captital of the world, Kari was one of the first few who practiced the art of controlling water with thier will. Youths quickly became facinated by it, and many others quickly began to learn hydromancing.
As thier numbers grew, the Atlantian government quickly noticed the dangerous implications of such power, and called for a stop to it. The outrage among the Atlantian youth caused an eventual civil war between Hydromancers and Atlantian military, of which Kari was the only known survivor. She then took it upon herself to master the art of Hydromancing, and to seal the secrets of hyrdomancing away from Atlantis forever.
Among her equipment, she carries a massive gourd filled with water on her back, allowing her to use her water powers even in very dry areas. The gourd is also weighted, and she gets a massive speed boost when it is taken off. Personally, Kari is a fun-loving, almost tomboyish girl who also enjoys martial arts, and fighting with her hands and feet when not using water to fight.
Kari Full Pic

Third Team Member Profile Coming Soon!


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Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 02:15 AM, in Challenge at Camp Blood Link
"Looks bad, doesn't it? Look where you're standing!"

Nijote is standing ankle deep in Crystal Lake, no doubt from the struggle.

"Thunder!"

...and Jarukoth fires a shock of lightning at the water.
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 02:20 AM, in The war aganst the Cucco's (spectators and fighters are welcome!!) Link
Jarukoth pulls out a chainsaw from his bioarmor. He revs it up, and makes cucco salad...the hard way.

"Groovy."
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 02:27 AM, in Battle free-for all! Link
Jarukoth gets up, and cracks his neck.

"Oh, I'm just getting started, happy boy. but first, Esuna!"

The poison has been removed from Jarukoth's body. Then, Jarukoth clenches his fist. A large amount of energy is channeled into his hand. It almost sounds like a thousand birds are flying around his hand.

"Suck Chidori!!!"

Jarukoth smashes into the massive fist, shattering it with the explosive power of the Chidori fist.

"Keep pitchin' em, baby. I can stay at the batting cages all night."
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 02:32 AM, in Challenge at Camp Blood Link
"I wasn't aiming for you..."

As the thunder hits the water, the refocused shock travels back up the water trail, shocking Nijote.

"Mighty Guard!"

It was the only thing he could do to help himself as the attack collides. He can only hope there was no serious damage...
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 05:30 AM, in Battle free-for all! Link
"Flare!"

Jarukoth charges a flare spell while recovering from the shot, and a massive explosion erupts between Oin and Clockworkz, sending the two warriors flying from the massive force.

"Welcome to my world, Dwarf."


(edited by Jarukoth on 03-26-04 08:52 PM)
Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-27-04 05:34 AM, in The war aganst the Cucco's (spectators and fighters are welcome!!) Link
"I...think I have problems of my own..."

A survivor from Jarukoth's attacks lets loose with a tremendous crow, calling a massive blitzkrieg of divebombing cuccos on him.

"Oh shit indeed...AGGGHHH!"
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