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| Acmlm's Board - I2 Archive - - Posts by Jarukoth |
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Jarukoth  IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79  Posts: 584/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| I'm sorry if these are old, or if someone already posted about them, but I thought these were just too funny. It's Arfenhouse! Arfenhouse: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/moron/afren2-moron.html Arfenhouse 2: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/moron/afren1-moron.html I know there is an Arfenhouse 3 somwhere, and I'm not sure about Arfenhouse 4... |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 585/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| [OOC: Easy, Zero. Try to hold back on the superpowerful abilities. We can't go with godlike powers just yet, just so we stay in tune with the story's feel. ] NeoZerodius' sudden entrance and Trunxy's ease of fighting surprised the Smiths greatly, sending them running for cover. Jarukoth and everyone else had already made thier exit. Still catching thier breath, the group stops to rest a moment in a nearby alleyway... Jarukoth: "That was perfect timing. Is everybody ok?" (edited by Jarukoth on 04-16-04 04:13 PM) |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 586/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Jarukoth: "Oh. Does anyone have any smelling salts?" Ed: "Hey! Maybe Oracle has some!" Jarukoth: "The Oracle? Oh yeah, I forgot, the whole Matrix thing. Right..." |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 587/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| [OOC: Nobody really won. It was a draw. These things usually end in draws.] | |||
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 588/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Jarukoth just looks in shock as the fireball...does nothing... "Um, last I checked, he was wearing an ICE SUIT! Oh well...I can still beat you at your own game. Ice Javelin!" Jarukoth forms a few large icy spikes. They hang in the air for a second, then rocket directly at Lemon Luigi. |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 589/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Jarukoth: "The Oracle...she always seems to know everything about this world, as well as others. If we go to her, not only will we be able to help Trunxy, but maybe we can find out what the heck is going on..." "As for the Smith guy, I guess he can clone himself..." Ed: "YAY! The Oracle! I was going to see her, but then Smith stopped Ed!" Jarukoth: "All right then. I believe she lives up in the highrise..." (edited by Jarukoth on 04-16-04 05:25 PM) |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 590/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Three of the Shinos uppercut Lemon Luigi into the air, and the other three leap into the air above him. After a moment of hang time, they kick him in the stomach hard, sending him flying back to earth... "Shino Rendan!!" |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 591/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| "I was considering a number of names." Jarukoth said, pulling out a list. "Here are some of them:" The Alpha Trinity The E-Team Trio of Destruction Sect of the Crimson Cavalier "...and that's all I have so far..." |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 592/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Jarukoth: "I understand you you must feel, Zerodius, but we really have no choice. Besides, if this keeps happening, it could be the destruction of all the worlds. So, the machines will help us if they know what's good for them..." Jarukoth enters the building, and begins to climb the stairs... (edited by Jarukoth on 04-16-04 09:56 PM) (edited by Jarukoth on 04-16-04 09:57 PM) |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 593/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| As the group continues to plod up the steps, Jarukoth begins to question another member of the party... Jarukoth: "So, how DID you get here, Ed?" Ed: "Ed and Ein were on the Bebop, when a big black void opened up. Ein fell in, and Ed went after Ein..." Jarukoth: "Um, who is Ein?" Ed: "My dog. He's lost, and I don't know where he is..." Jarukoth: "I see. I'm sure the Oracle is a good a place as any to start looking..." The echo of feet going up steps continues... |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 594/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| I think we can all say one thing about this: This both sucks and blows.  |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 595/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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The chances of random experimentation in the kitchen using everyday items is slim to nil... However, I sometimes like to mix beverages now and again. The other day, there was half a can of flat Pepsi left in the fridge, and just enough orange Gatorade. What came out was something that tasted like a chocolate orange. not bad at all.  |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 596/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Ignoring the lamer, Jarukoth begins coming up with ideas of his own... "Keys...keys...how about "Keys to Tomorrow"? Or maybe "The Locksmiths?" |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 597/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Jarukoth: "There are literally thousands upon thousands of "evil masterminds" that would want to do something like this. That's what makes it so difficult to find the one we are looking for..." "As for Ex Comet, I have a feeling that it's restraint may have to do with the person who started this, that he may be pulling ExComet's strings. The group then arrives at the door to the Oracle's apartment. An ominous aura surrounds it. Jarukoth hesitantly knocks on the door, and walks inside. Inside, there is a chinese man in a white coat and dark glasses sitting down. ???: "Ahh. I have been expecting you." Jarukoth: "And you would be..." ???: "I am Seraph. I am guardian to the Oracle. I can take you to her, but first I must apologize." Jarukoth: "For what?" Seraph: "For this..." Seraph then attempts a spinning back kick to Jarukoth's head. Jarukoth barely dodges, and counters with an uppercut. He and Seraph exchange blows for a bit, until Seraph raises his hand. Seraph: "Good. I had to make sure you were who I thought you were. You do not truly know someone until you fight them. Come, follow me..." As Seraph begins to walk into the other room, Jarukoth just stares in disbelief. Jarukoth: "Wow. What a strange guy..." |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 598/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Shino's Kage Bunshin apparently arent as powerful as Jarukoth's and vanish. Shino: "Damn...Shadow Illusion!" Shino develops two other clones, and jumbles around with them. Now, three clones stand in front of LL. Shino: "Ok, now take your shot. Only one of me is real..." |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 599/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| As Jarukoth enters the kitchen, he notices a somewhat elderly woman sitting in a chair. Oracle: There you are. You're a little late. Jarukoth: You were expecting us? Oracle: No, I was expecting the girl. You people are just a welcome surprise. Now then, do you have something to ask? Jarukoth: Yes. I am a DiEn on official buisness. There has been an odd series of events as of late, such as this girls' arrival. Oracle: I have indeed taken notice. Jarukoth: So can you tell us what, or who, is causing these events? Oracle: I'm sorry, but I can't. Jarukoth:...Why not? Oracle: Because you will not let me. It seems like you are waiting for something... Jarukoth is silent. He tries to come up with something to say, but Ed cuts in... Ed: Oracle, have you seen my doggie? He came with me, and now I can't find him! Please... Oracle: Calm down, child. The good news is, I know where Ein is. Jarukoth: ...and the bad news? Oracle: The bad news is where he is. I'm afraid Ein is in the posession of the Merovengian, an extremely powerful program. Jarukoth: Of course... Oracle: I wouldn't worry too much, though. If it were any other group of folks I would be a bit concerned, but you people seem quite capable. However, don't get careless. The Merovengian can still overtake you. Don't forget, he employs a great number of strange programs. The Oracle then turns around to her countertop, where some freshly baked oatmeal cookies are present on a sheet. She picks them up, and turns to the heroes. Oracle: Now then, that should do it. Would anyone like a cookie before heading out?  |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 600/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| As quick as he can, Jarukoth pulls a handgun from his bioarmor, and fires the clip at Lemon Luigi... OOC: OOC means "Out Of Character", when you want to say something, well, out of character. |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 601/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| The tornado spins Shino around quickly, and spits him out, sending him flying back to Earth. As he gets up... "That does it...Chaos Needle!" Shino then fires a bunch of Chaos Needles at LL. |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 602/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| One year, one of my friends put mustard on the teacher's chair. As a result, he had to write a three page report on the history of mustard. She really was a crappy teacher though. She was fired a month later... |
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Jarukoth IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79 Posts: 603/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| The Dawn of the Dead remake. I looove zombie movies, and it one of the better ones I had seen in a while. |
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