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Jarukoth


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Posted on 07-23-05 03:18 PM, in I'm a fat bitch. Link
Originally posted by Danielle
It's Taco Bell that owns you all.


Quoted for great truth. As far as McDonalds goes, the McChicken is unexpectedly winalicious. Try it.

I'm about 165 right now, with a moderate amount of exercise. Not bad, I suppose.


(edited by Jarukoth on 07-23-05 06:19 AM)
Jarukoth


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Posted on 07-23-05 07:57 PM, in TR5 Legault vs Jarukoth Link
Seeking to defend thier true self, the clones rush to grab the real Shino, and heave him out of the explosion's path as quickly as possible. However, the explosions go off as Shino goes flying, catching him, but not fully. The other clones are vaporized instantly.

Shino is caught a bit off balance, and goes rolling, portions of his coat still smoking from the blast...


Shino: "Th...That..."

Shino slowly rises to his feet, slightly dazed...

Shino: "Now...THAT was more like it! Just don't get cocky, Leg Salt!"

As he speaks, Shino's hand begins to glow red. A second later, he slams his hand onto the ground, causing a pillar of smoke to briefly rise from the ground...

"Summoning!"

From the smoke leaps a wolf with long, reddish fur. Its fur is bright, and almsot looks as if it were on fire as the arena's lights reflect off of it.

Shino: "Katoko...burn him!"

Katoko takes a deep breath, and breaths a streaming blast of fire not unlike a flamethrower at Legault...

----------------------------------------------------

Jarukoth: "...Okay, I know he did nearly just get blown up, but Leg..'Salt'? That one was just... stupid."

Shino: *via ComLink* "I heard that..."

Jarukoth: "Well, it's true..."

Shino: *ComLink* "Tch..."


(edited by Jarukoth on 07-23-05 03:16 PM)
(edited by Jarukoth on 07-23-05 07:55 PM)
Jarukoth


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Posted on 07-23-05 08:06 PM, in WACK-A-CLONE: Jarukoth: Endless Game: Jarukoth VS Ninjas (Chunnin Exam Area, Leaf Village) Link
The tornado rips through Jarukoth's path, seemingly consuming him as well...

However, as the tornado roars by, a mysterious hole in the ground is suddenly present.

A second later, Jarukoth erupts from the ground in front of the ninja who gestured him, going for a heavy uppercut...
Jarukoth


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Posted on 07-23-05 08:38 PM, in The Tournaments Angry Outcasts Link
[OOC: I'm a bit confused as to who is fighting Destin and Serra, so correct me if I call this wrong...]

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Nimue: "Gaah!"

The flare spell catches Nimue off guard, the explosion burning her a bit. To make matters worse, two new fighters just arrived in front of her...

Nimue: "*sigh* This just keeps getting worse..."

Hitting a switch on her staff, Nimue quickly opens her seemingly normal Cleric's tool into a massive fan. Grasping it tightly, she swings the fan at her attackers, sending a vicious torrent of wind roaring at them...

"Divine Whirlwinds!"

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Drake's dark blast is doing very little to stop Hewitt. He only looks as if he had been hit by a heavy gust of wind...

Hewitt: "How did I survive...heh. Consider me to be Nimue's 'Yang'...and it helps when your sister is a f***in' DiEn..."

Cackling insanely, Hewitt's axes begin to cover themselves in a purple flame. When the flames begin to lick his hands, Hewitt hurls them at Drake, eager to spread the hurt...

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Kari: "Gack! Did I just swallow a fly?"

Kari's question is answered when she looks down, and sees the trail of poison leading to her. She must have ingested a drop or two...

In any case, she figures it's best to do as much damage as she could now, before the poison begins to take effect. Raising up her index and middle fingers, Kari silently forms several water needles out of the remnants of the geyser, and by pointing her fingers downward, sends them rocketing at Nijote...


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Fenrir's teeth meet something unexpectedly hard with a CLANG...Something...rounded, and sorta scaly...

Khrone: "Funny thing about the D-Ball. Since it's a living thing, it can return to me on it's own. Isn't that cool?"

Growling slightly, the Deimos Ball flies out of Fenrir's mouth, and hovers over Khrone's head. A moment later, a few of the razor sharp plate scales fly off the Deimos Ball, and seem to home in on Fenrir...
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Posted on 07-23-05 09:10 PM, in A DiEn Wedding! Link
Jarukoth: "Jansen must have summoned them," he says, slicing through Tauren after Tauren. "Jansen must have known he was outclassed, so he summoned them as a last ditch effort to kill us all..."

Shino: "Hell no, Grey! I'm not gonna let you outdo me!"

"Multi Size!"

As his body grows, he begins rolling himself foreward, running over many Tauren in the process on the way to Kari...

"Meat Tank!"

Suddenly, it occurs to Nimue that she doesn't know where two certain people are...

Nimue: "Ami! Korra! Where are you two?!?"

Jarukoth: "Yeah...and where the hell is Rob?"
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Posted on 07-23-05 09:16 PM, in I burnt my hand to the second degree Link
I once got second degree burns on both shoulders. It hurt like hell.

I feel your pain.
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Posted on 07-23-05 10:15 PM, in I'm a fat bitch. Link
Yeah, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. I never saw it.

Which reminds me of this little roadside eatery near where I live called White Manna. They serve White Castle style burgers, but the guy hand makes them fresh right in front of you. The only thing prepackaged are the buns. Everything else is fresh. Sooooo delicious.
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Posted on 07-23-05 10:17 PM, in Acmlm Town Square #4: The time is nigh! Repent or be cast into hellfire! Link
Wow. A name fad I actually DON'T want to be a part of?

Wonders never cease.
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Posted on 07-23-05 10:22 PM, in Subway's Parmesan Chicken Link
As soon as I discovered the meatball sub, I had three that week alone. I then got so sick of them, I can honestly say that I havent been to a Subway since.

The last really spectacular thing I had there was thier Thai Sesame Chicken. That thing rocked hard.
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Posted on 07-23-05 10:24 PM, in Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop. Link
O Rly?

And who exactly did this, Dogan? I have my guesses, but I'd rather not say for certain...
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Posted on 07-24-05 06:32 PM, in TR5 Legault vs Jarukoth Link
Shino: "Like I would really give away my tricks to my opponent, Leg Fault..."

By the time Legault focuses on Katoko, it has already started breathing a dark cloud of smoke, which quickly consumes Katoko and Shino.

When Legault goes to attack, the smoke begins to fade, and is met by a a pair of Shinos, struggling to keep Legault's much larger blade at bay with thier daggers...


Shino: "Gghh...Ready, Katoko?"

The second Shino grunts in approval, and both Shinos dart off in opposite directions...

"Shino Pinball!"

The Shinos curl up into balls, and fling themselves at the walls on either side of the arena. As soon as they hit, they immediately ricochet off, and fly to a wall on an opposing side. With every ricochet, they seem to be going faster and faster, leaving cracks and craters on every surface they hit.

Given the Shinos building speed and varying ricochet angles, it appears as if they will slam into Legault at any second...


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Jarukoth: "Hmm. Full of old school moves today, aren't we?"

Shino: *via comlink* "Yeah......and?"

Jarukoth: "...The nickname was decent."

Shino: *comlink* "That's better."
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Posted on 07-26-05 06:52 AM, in To Whom It May Concern... Link
As of 7:00 AM, EST on Tuesday, I will be on a plane to Arizona, awaiting to be deep fried by the desert sun.

Some call it vacation to see the family. I call it "Exercises in Fast Food Management: As told by the French Fries".

...I'll be surprised if that makes any sense in the morning...

Long story short, I should be back in about a week. Best case scenario: I'll be stuck in 56k land for a week with a few armadillos. Worst case scenario: No internet, no armadillos.

Wish me luck.
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Posted on 07-26-05 12:57 PM, in The YTMND Thread Link
http://taskbah.ytmnd.com/

http://rockypotter4spoiled.ytmnd.com/

My friend made this one: http://ipityyou.ytmnd.com/

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Posted on 07-31-05 03:29 AM, in Screw all of you Link
The only celebrity I ever met was Mick Foley, assuming some people know who that is.

Trap, I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that, and that you are just oblivious to the raw talent of The Campbell...
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Posted on 07-31-05 03:30 AM, in Ren & Stimpy: The Lost Episodes and Ultimate Ren & Stimpy box set Link
Say it with me, boys and girls:

POWDERED

TOAST

MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
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Posted on 08-02-05 06:13 AM, in D&D on Acmlm's Link
My vote? VERY YES. Count me in. I started paying a few years ago and got hooked ever since I rolled my first character; a little halfing rogue by the name of Shino Shadefoot.

A few questions though:
- Who will be doing the character sheets?
- Will the classes / prestige classes be preset for everyone for the campaign, or will be choose our own classes/names? (Dumb question probably.)
- What level will these characters start at?

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Posted on 08-02-05 07:43 AM, in Post all Flash movies/clips here. Link
Love that one, Jin. Good stuff.

aaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaahhhhahaha....
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Posted on 08-02-05 07:53 AM, in What would the world be like... Link
Our system would be devoid of modern geometry, and our world would slowly become completely 2D, before collapsing under it's own weight.
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Posted on 08-02-05 08:03 AM, in Heaven or Hell? Link
I'm Christian, I go to church, was baptized, participated in several church functions in my youth, read the bible, and pray regularly. For bonus points, I play paladins in just about every RPG I play, and at this moment I wear a chain with Joshua 1:9 on it.

Contrary to what some people who wear the shirt may tell you, Jesus really is my homeboy.
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Posted on 08-02-05 08:13 AM, in Which high school stereotype are you? Link




Take the What High School
Stereotype Are You?
quiz.

Well, DUH. I was one. I know this.

Why do I think that absolutely NOBODY here will legitimately get #7?
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