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Jarukoth


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Posted on 07-18-05 02:07 AM, in What would the future be like if it was called Super Luigi Bros.? Link
Maybe thier names would just change to Mario Luigi and Luigi Luigi. Nothing else.

You have to admit, it's at least as possible as any other theory...
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Posted on 07-18-05 10:55 PM, in A DiEn Wedding! Link
Jarukoth: "Alright, so what's happening right now?"

Jarukoth dashes out of the building with his katana in hand, throwing off his tuxedo jacket behind him...

Shino: "It's Jansen. He summoned all these Tauren here. He must have realized he had no chance to stop us directly, so he summoned them before he died in an attempt to stop us..."

Jarukoth: "Damn...So, what do you propose we do about this?"

Shino: "Well, I...I..."

Suddenly, Kari bursts out to join the rest of the group, still dressed in her bridesmaid outfit, checking out the situation. However, she realizes...

Kari: "Hey! I can't fight in this dress!"

Making a quick alteration, Kari tears at the bottom half of her dress, turning it into a skirt that doesn't even fully come down to her knees. The alteration makes the outfit easier to move around in, but also shows off a lot more leg...

Kari: "Ahh...that's better!"

Shino:

Jarukoth: "Oh, sweet, obilvious Kari..."

Jarukoth shakes his head in frustration. No doubt Grey was a bit stunned as well...

He turns to ask Ada about thier current situation, but sees her gripping a large .50 rifle, loading it...


Ada: "You ruin my special day...so some Tauren have to pay..."

Jarukoth is running out of options. His friend is distracted by a woman, and his wife has turned into Bridezilla. He begins to look around, nearly panicking, when his brother taps him on the shoulder...

Rob: "If it helps, I think I may be able to get a helicopter to get you and Ada to safety.

Jarukoth: "Thanks, but we aren't the only ones in danger here. What about the guests or the stability of the building? If we leave them alone, they will get seriously hurt..."

Rob: "Hmm. You're right. It still shouldn't be a problem though..."

Jarukoth: "How do you mean?"

Rob: "Well, if can get the helicopter, odds are I can bring some backup along with me. Even if you guys are having trouble, the backup will still help deal with that, at least."

Jarukoth: "...Okay. I suppose one of us can slip out without alerting anyone. Just make it quick."

Rob: "No problem. I'll be back soon..."

Rob opens a portal, and quickly escapes into it, leaving Jarukoth and the others to fend of the advancing horde. Jarukoth draws his sword as the Tauren get closer and closer, until they get just close enough to fighting range...

Jarukoth: "...ATTACK!"
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Posted on 07-18-05 11:53 PM, in TR5 Legault vs Jarukoth Link
OOC: There are a couple of ways, at least, of dealing with it. One method I hinted at in my last post...
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Shino: "Take your best shot, Leg Malt!"

Once again, Shino drops down through the shadow, seemingly eluding Legault's strike. However, the same moment the sword impacts the ground and shadow, Shino rockets upward on the otherside of the shadow, as if reacting to something...

Shino: "GAAH! Alright, enough hide and seek..."

Shino then retracts the knife covered chains a bit, wrapping them around his body...

"Multi Size Skill!"

Shino's body quickly inflates, turning his body into a massive ball shape...

"Spiked Meat Tank!"

He starts spinning his body faster and faster, before finally rolling himself like a massive spiked boulder at Legault...
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Posted on 07-19-05 12:03 AM, in WACK-A-CLONE: Jarukoth: Endless Game: Jarukoth VS Ninjas (Chunnin Exam Area, Leaf Village) Link
Jarukoth: "Tch. Damn ninjas..."

Since he cannot do much to track them down, Jarukoth takes off his sash, and ties it around his leg in an attempt to stop some of the bleeding...
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Posted on 07-19-05 09:25 PM, in TR5 Legault vs Jarukoth Link
Shino quickly deflates back to his normal, halfling size upon hearing Legault's statement, the knife chains dropping down around him.

Shino: "Finally kicking it up a notch, eh, Leg Vault?"

Shino was so focused on attacking Legault, he didn't even notice he was about to perform a 3 Round Charge move. It was clear he would need something other than the Shadow Matrix to deal with a 3 round charger...

"Shadow Clones!"

Six clones of Shino appear beside him as the Shadow Matrix begins to dissipate under his feet. They stand together, all with a dagger drawn, ready to deal with whatever Legault may throw at them...

Shino: "Come on...let's end the suspense already, shall we?"

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Jarukoth: "Hmm...Shino seems to be getting a bit more courageous lately..."
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Posted on 07-19-05 09:37 PM, in WACK-A-CLONE: Jarukoth: Endless Game: Jarukoth VS Ninjas (Chunnin Exam Area, Leaf Village) Link
Jarukoth: "Hiya, fellas..."

Jarukoth, now regaining his mobility after patching himself up, jumps backward a bit, and brings his arms together. The glint of the sun reflects a bit off of a set of barely visibly strings extending from the tips of Jarukoth's fingers.

On the other end of the strings...were the multitudes of shuriken that he threw earlier, all of which were now closing in on the ninjas from both the left and right sides.
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Posted on 07-19-05 10:12 PM, in A DiEn Wedding! Link
Kari: "What the heck is everyone staring at?"

Kari opts to not worry about it for the moment, and rockets at the crowd of Tauren with her lightning speed, delivering a flying kick to the first one she sees...

A split second later, Schwa's Royal Ball smashes a Tauren beside her in the face, staggering it in the face and delaying those behind it.

Meanwhile, Jarukoth is also up at the front lines, fending off Tauren after Tauren with his katana.


Jarukoth: "Damn, this never seems to end..."

Ada: *via Comlink* "The left flank will overtake you if you don't pull back a bit. Retreat back, I'll cover you."

Jarukoth: "Got it."

Jarukoth cuts his assault short and makes a break for it, hearing shots ring out and grunts of pain all around him. After putting a good amount of distance between him and the Tauren, he looks back to see a large portion of the Tauren front line lying on the ground, dead, and slowly fading away...

Jarukoth: "...I really love that woman."

Shino runs in closer to Kari, but has trouble keeping up with her insane speed. In the meantime, he hurls several throwing daggers at what remained around Kari...

Shino: "Hang on! I'm coming!"


(edited by Jarukoth on 07-19-05 01:13 PM)
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Posted on 07-19-05 10:20 PM, in Alarm Clocks Link
I really never needed an alarm clock for a while, I always used to wake up when I needed to.

Now, I find myself waking up later and later. Yeah, I know it's summer, but here's to hoping I don't have any early morning classes when I go off to college...
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Posted on 07-19-05 10:27 PM, in Best/worst Gaming magazines? Link
EGM still ranks rather high with me, as does Game Informer.

I still forward to getting them in the mail every month. While I do tend to enjoy EGM a tad more, you just can't beat the price of GI with the Gamestop alliance...
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Posted on 07-19-05 10:41 PM, in Never thought you'd see this huh? Yeah, Naruto's been licensed ... -_-; Link
Too true, Xeo.

Spoiler:
When I saw Kurenai and Asuma show up, I started hoping that the filler would centralize around thier respective teams. But nooooo.

On the plus side, at least now they are having Iruka do SOMETHING...
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Posted on 07-19-05 10:59 PM, in Does Listerine RInse Hurt? Link
Listerine scalds your mouth with the power of minty freshness.
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Posted on 07-21-05 07:37 AM, in GTA: San Andreas given AO rating Link
Holy Crap. Call me crazy, but never thought I'd see this. You know, one of those "It could never happen to me" types of deals.

From strictly a consumer standpoint, it will be interesting to see what becomes of this little development. As far as the future of gaming goes, I'm getting quite a bit of bad vibes from this...
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Posted on 07-21-05 07:38 AM, in RE5 info! Link
Crap! You guys beat me to it! ARGH!

Looks pretty badass, as do they all. If that guy is who we all think he is, let's just say...I hope his sister shows up.
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Posted on 07-21-05 07:43 AM, in How much you wanna bet this ends badly? Link
No. No way. This can't be happening. ...HORSEBACK RIDING?

Honestly, I would care more about a bunny being hit by a car than the love lives of two mostly untalented people I dont even know. Seriously.
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Posted on 07-21-05 07:46 AM, in 1000^lolz Link
Wasn't there a rule at some point that didn't allow making threads for post intervals like...

HOLY CRAP PEEPS *scarf*
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Posted on 07-23-05 05:32 AM, in So, whats your naming record? Link
ThresherBeast
Thresher
Jarukoth

Among some other seasonal / special occasion names are:

Baraka Suck
Darth Jarukoth
And some Russianada name. I forget what is was...
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Posted on 07-23-05 05:46 AM, in What do you actually do on the internet?( Link
In no real order...

- Here.
- Story Forums and Sim Battles.
- World of Warcraft.
- New Naruto releases.
- Thottbot.
- Penny Arcade.
- My Blog.
- NoDQ.com.
- Myspace (sometimes...)
- 4chan.
- Bonus Stage.
- The..um, Unmentionables.
- Email.
- RE Boards.
- WOW Boards.
- MK Boards.

That's about the gist of it.
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Posted on 07-23-05 06:18 AM, in RE5 info! Link
Spoiler:
We really don't know at this point. It's certainly a possibility if the ending of RE4's Assignment Ada is valid, though.

Right now, my bet is on the Umbrella / Plagas theory...along with my wish that they will charge at you 28DL style. That would rule.

Throw in Jill or Claire as the female lead, and you have yourelf a game.
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Posted on 07-23-05 06:28 AM, in Old Habits Never Faint... Link
I think Snika may have his the proverbial nail on the head. I still have a soft spot for Raichu, it being my favorite back in the day. Heck, I've still had a soft spot for Pikachu as well, ever since I realized I can REALLY piss of my friends when I use him/her/it to kick ass in SSBM.

Still, I have fond memories of the first time playing...and when I made my Wartortle evolve into a Blastoise when everyone else I knew still had thier Squirtles, Charmanders, and Bulbasaurs. They were freaked.


(edited by Jarukoth on 07-22-05 09:28 PM)
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Posted on 07-23-05 03:12 PM, in Chef Boyardee Link
Ahh, The Chef is win for people of all ages. Had some of the Ravioli a couple times last week, as a matter of fact. Timeless.
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