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Jarukoth


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Posted on 05-23-05 03:33 AM, in WACK-A-CLONE: Jarukoth: Endless Game: Jarukoth VS Ninjas (Chunnin Exam Area, Leaf Village) Link
Jarukoth: "IMANEFBEYEAGENT!"

In his graceless drunken stupor, the only thing Jarukoth has time to do is spin around quickly with his arms outstretched, attempting to backhand the ninja trying to catch him from behind...
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Posted on 05-23-05 03:37 AM, in If you could have one force power... Link
I'd most likely take Force Telekinesis.

But more importantly, would I get a lightsaber? And what color?
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Posted on 05-23-05 05:57 AM, in Happy Birthday Link
You can tell you are a badass when you are 53 years old and people don't mess with you.

Respect the T.
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Posted on 05-23-05 06:01 AM, in "Owned by" game!!! Link
Guy in white is owned by...



Yeah, I know it's a stretch.
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Posted on 05-24-05 03:02 AM, in TR4 Jarukoth vs Kirbynite Link
Ada: "...Ah. I see now..."

Shino: "...Okay. Maybe J hasn't completely lost it yet..."

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The balloons provided cover as Jarukoth ran under and through them, acting as a distraction. By the time Kirbynite's focus was back on him, he was right in front of Kirbynite at point blank range. Jarukoth could only hope Kirbynite couldn't counter in time...

"Jyuuken - Hakke Rokujuu Yonshou!!"
[Gentle Fist Style - 64 Points of Divination]


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Shino: "I just hope his Jyuuken can reach beyond his dragonskin to his organs. If he can damage them with the combo, he may be able to do something..."

Ada: "...IF he can connect with it..."
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Posted on 05-24-05 03:30 AM, in "is this loli?" in the school bathroom Link
Originally posted by Kles
4chan's April Fools Joke was one of the best ever.


No. No it wasn't.

Ok, I admit it, I am a /b/tard. I look kind of cool.
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Posted on 05-25-05 02:39 AM, in TR4 Jarukoth vs Kirbynite Link
Jarukoth: "Tch...lucky..."

Jarukoth furiously, yet accurately, forms a series of hand seals, and takes a deep breath...

"Katon - Karyuu Endan!"
[Dragon Fire Blast]


Jarukoth looks upward, and breathes forcefully, launching the fire blast at Kirbynite and the few red balloons that still hung in the air.

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Shino: "...Is THAT thing Kirbynite's true form?"

Ada: "Yes."

Shino: "...Really?"

Ada: "Yes."

Shino: "And J actually lost to that little bugger?!?"

Ada quickly pulls out a 9mm handgun, and points it at Shino's face, hers remaining solemn...

Ada: "...Yes."
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Posted on 05-25-05 03:18 AM, in Nintendo Metal! Game Over Link
While I can't say I have checked out everything they've done so far, thier Mega Man 3 mix kicks ass. I look foreward to seeing more of them in the future.
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Posted on 05-27-05 02:08 AM, in TR4 Jarukoth vs Kirbynite Link
Jarukoth: "!!!"

As soon as Jarukoth spots the bomb out of the corner of his eye, he quickly backflips out of the way, putting as much distance between him and the bomb as possible.

A second later, the bomb explodes violently. Fortunately, the bomb is far enough away that it doesn't cause any serious damage. Either way, Jarukoth is still a bit shaken up...


Jarukoth: "Damn it...too many close scrapes..."

"Alright then...time to summon something...something dangerous..."

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Shino: "Finally...maybe we can see what he's been planning with his summons..."

Ada: "...I have to admit, I'm pretty curious myself..."

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Jarukoth's palm begins to glow with power. Forcefully slamming his palm down on the arena floor, a large cloud of smoke is conjured...

Slowly but surely, the crowd can see a creature visible from beyond the dissipating smoke...


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Shino: "It's...It's..."

Ada: ".....A cucco?!?"

Crowd:

Announcer:

Small Child in Row 7-G:

---------------------------------------------------

True to it's appearance, it does indeed appear to be a basic, white cucco. It struts around, and pecks at the ground a bit. It then looks at Kirbynite curiously.

The crowd is dead silent in a mix of shock and utter confusion...


Jarukoth: "Now then, I believe it's your turn..."


(edited by Darth Jarukoth on 05-26-05 09:09 AM)
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Posted on 05-27-05 02:15 AM, in Abbreviation game! (Acronym: BUSY) Link
FOR DOZENS OF THE BROTHERHOOD!

....yeah.
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Posted on 05-29-05 07:12 AM, in TR4 Jarukoth vs Kirbynite Link
Jarukoth is momentarily confused by Kirbynite's bizarre "attack", but doesn't let it slow him down for long...

Jarukoth reaches for some shuriken from his belt as he takes a quick look at the hole. It appears to be a normal hole, at least as normal as one formed by a Star Rod could be...


Jarukoth: "Kirby, Kirby, Kirby....what is it that you're planning...?"

The energetic cucco bounds behind Jarukoth's leg, a second before hurls the shuriken at Kirbynite.

He forms some hand seals as the shuriken fly...


"Kage Bunshin Shuriken!"
[Shadow Clone Shuriken]


In midair, the projectiles seem to multiply, as the few shuriken soon transform into a flurry of razor sharp blades zeroing in on Kirbynite...

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Shino: "You know, Kirbynite's got a point. Those cucco things are pretty cute."

Ada: "Yeah..."

Ada cracks a barely noticable smile. There was a type of peaceful simplicity about a cucco that she found rather endearing...



(edited by Darth Jarukoth on 05-28-05 10:30 PM)
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Posted on 05-30-05 07:24 AM, in The Dio Thread Link
About 40% of 4chan is crap.

This is part of the other 60% that keeps me coming back. Dio = gold.
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Posted on 06-01-05 03:53 AM, in TR4 Jarukoth vs Kirbynite Link
Jarukoth, having played the Kirby video games in his youth, was well aware of the damage potential surrounding the term "Megaton Punch". He knew he had to prepare himself immediately.

Yet...


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Shino: "Is...there a reason he's not doing anything?"

Ada: "...I'm sure there is...just watch..."

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Jarukoth: "I really hate seeing you hurt little guy, but everything will work out in the..."

Cucco: "CUU-CUUCUU-CUU-COOOOOOOO!!"

With it's dying breath, the hurt cucco raised it's head to the sky, and let out a loud earsplitting crow. It's body then went limp, and faded back to where it came.

Distantly, the sound of flapping wings can be heard...


Jarukoth: "...I'm sure you know what comes next..."

The flapping gets louder with each passing second, until the crowd can see dozens of angry cuccos pouring out of every entrance and opening in the arena.

Upon reaching the hole, the multitude of cuccos swoop down into the hole, ready to peck the life out thier opponent...


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Ada: "...It is said that even the most courageous of Hyrule's heroes can't stand up to a torrent of angry cuccos..."

Shino: "...OH LAWD IZ DAT SUM-"

Ada: "No. What have I told you about going on 4chan, Shino?"

Shino: "...But you know every was thinking that..."

Ada: "No."
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Posted on 06-01-05 03:11 PM, in Deep Throat Link
Originally posted by NSNick
Well, that was anti-climactic.


Not when you're me.

My Journalism teacher always said she wanted to know two things: Who really killed Kennedy, and who Deep Throat was. She also said she would take her class out to dinner when she found out either of them.

It was like your home team winning the World Series in that class when we found out...or something equivalent, anyway.
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Posted on 06-01-05 05:06 PM, in What do you think Kirk is saying? Link
IIIIIIIIIIIII'VE JUSTICE GUYS!!!!

It makes just as much sense.
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Posted on 06-02-05 04:41 AM, in Book Recommendations Link
Fight Club is a really good book if you havent read it yet.

I just finished Trainspotting myself. It deals with some pretty heavy content, but it's pulled off so well that you just don't care.

I reccomend reading Fight Club first, since it's fairly short. If you like that, then give Trainspotting a try.
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Posted on 06-03-05 04:44 AM, in TR4 Jarukoth vs Kirbynite Link
Jarukoth watched all of Kirbynite's antics via the arena's massive screen. Though originally intended to show the fans all that they couldn't see, he was shown a bit more than he cared to...

Jarukoth: "He's mocking me...that bastard is mocking me..."

"Cuccos! Bombard the entrance with the egg bombs!"

At Jarukoth's order, the cuccos turned around neatly, and pointed thier rears to the covered hole. Seconds later, a cucco produced a single egg, which shot out, and landed on the hole.

As the egg hit the covered pit, the egg suddenly erupts in a grenadelike explosion!

Not even another second passes before the other cuccos fire thier explosive eggs out of thier bums at the earthen cover, creating a series of loud explosions around the cover (assuming there was any left).


Jarukoth: "Get it together, damn you..!"

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Ada: "No...I was afraid of this..."

Shino: "What? J is still taking the offensive! That's good, right?"

Ada: "No...not when he's getting angry like that..."
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Posted on 06-03-05 04:01 PM, in TR4 Jarukoth vs Kirbynite Link
Jarukoth leaps backward, dodging the eruption of marble and earth which severely injured the cuccos.

He cannot see the cuccos suffering as they fade back to thier original dimension. All he can see is Kirbynite trying to land...


Jarukoth: "Now THAT'S better! Let's do this!"

Jarukoth forms some hand seals with a sadistic grin on his face...

"Doton - Doryuudan!"
[Earth Dragon Missile]


Out of one of the numerous fizzures in the arena floor, the dirt and earth forms together, forming the shape of a dragon's head. The dragon opens its mouth, and launches several earthen projectiles at Kirbynite as he lands...
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Posted on 06-05-05 02:32 AM, in Cosplay!! Link
Yeah! A new cosplay thread!

This is one of the better Tsunade cosplays I've seen. If you look close, I think there's a Shino cosplayer in there too...



This is the most insane Kakashi ever.



Somehow, this one just works...


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Posted on 06-05-05 02:37 AM, in Conan O' Brian is the Greatest Link
Originally posted by Darth Xeodious

Don't believe me!?!? Not even Link can save you!


Greatest. Conan. Ever.
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