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Jarukoth


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Posted on 03-26-05 06:40 AM, in WACK-A-CLONE! -post here to play- Link
OOC: As long as names are being changed, would you mind correcting my name the next time the list is updated? It's a bit annoying, that's all. Thanks.
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Posted on 03-27-05 04:10 AM, in WACK-A-CLONE: Jarukoth: Endless Game: Jarukoth VS Ninjas (Chunnin Exam Area, Leaf Village) Link
A figure taps the person on the shoulder.

Jarukoth: "Excuse me, but what are you talking about? I've been right behind you for the last five minutes..."

Before the figure can respond, however, Jarukoth draws his sword, and looks out amongst the trees surrounding the arena...

Jarukoth: "Ah, never mind. I've been waiting for this for a long time...bring 'em on!"
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Posted on 03-27-05 04:42 AM, in TR3 Grey vs. Jarukoth Link
Jarukoth: "HEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!"

With the time Team Grey had spent discussing thier teamwork (or lack thereof), Jarukoth had sent four of his clones out to surround them on all sides. Drawing thier swords, the Jarukoths rush at them, and swing thier swords, all extending the energy from thier blades outward in a familiar power slash attack...

"Kenjutsu - Yonkogetsu Zan!"
[Sword Art - Four Crecent Moon Slash]

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Meanwhile, the real Jarukoth joins back up to meet his allies. Shino was dispelling his Shadow Matrix, and Ada-Kooriko was rubbing it's sensitive ears, which still stung a bit from Green's sudden and very loud outburst. They quickly gather into a huddle...

Jarukoth: "Okay...I'm not sure how long the clones will last, so let's make this quick. Ada, if they stay grouped together like that, we rush in with the Alpha Flanking formation. If they break up again, we go one on one as planned before. Questions?"

Ada-Kooriko: "None."

Shino: "Negatory."

Jarukoth: "Good. If it's tactics they want, let's show them what a fully loaded DiEn unit can do..."

Ada and Shino smiled as they put thier hands in the circle along with Jarukoth's...

Jarukoth: "J!"

Ada: "A!"

Shino: "S!"

All: "GO!!"

They release thier hands from the brief powwow, and turn back to face watch Team Grey...
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Posted on 03-27-05 05:24 AM, in Abbreviation game! (Acronym: BUSY) Link
People remember only memories of the emotional, myself, everytime.
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Posted on 03-27-05 06:56 AM, in WACK-A-CLONE: Jarukoth: Endless Game: Jarukoth VS Ninjas (Chunnin Exam Area, Leaf Village) Link
"Kenjutsu - Senpuu Retsu Zan!"
[Sword Art - Whirlwind Slash]

With one slash, Jarukoth releases energy from his sword, which takes the shape of a whilwind-like projectile. The energy whirlwind consumes the shuriken, and continues to speed at the three ninja who threw them...
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Posted on 03-27-05 07:56 AM, in DiEn Open Challenge 2! Link
OOC: Sorry about that, I usually use the term "unloaded" as a synonym for "firing the entire contents of the magazine".

Kari, however confused by Fenrir's actions, doesn't want to waste time, or a good oppertunity...

She extends her palm out to Dracoon...


"Posiedon's Requiem!"

Kari closes her hand into a fist, as the torrent of fast moving water goes from whirling around Fenrir...to collapsing on him!

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As the nondescript man falls to the ground, the bullets crash through Durmed's body...

...yet, "his" body continues to move normally...What was going on?


???: "...Things are not always as they appear, lad..."

Suddenly, the cloaking device drops, revealing the real Durmed up in the stands, a bit far away from where Grey was.

Meanwhile, the nondescript gentleman's face...begins to fall off, as does the fake Durmed. Thier skin, and old outfits are shed like old skin as well, revealing two man sized puppets. A lanky one by Grey, and a fatter one where the fake Durmed was...


Durmed: "You may have already met my puppets, Karasu and Kuroari..."

The puppet nearest to Grey, Karasu, opens it's mouth, and 'breathes' a cloud of poison gas point blank at Grey...

"I guess the other teams were right," Durmed thinks to himself, "These people are good. I didn't expect both puppets covers to be blown so soon..."



(edited by Jarukoth on 03-28-05 04:19 PM)
(edited by Jarukoth on 03-28-05 04:24 PM)
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Posted on 03-28-05 04:20 PM, in S-S-S-S-Sugar!!! Link
Am I the only one whose first thought was "System of a Down" when they saw the thread title?

As for me, I really can't choose. It really depends on what you're eating it in / with.
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Posted on 03-28-05 04:29 PM, in Pets you DON'T want Link
I can't stand spiders. Never have, odds are never will.

I've personally always wanted a dog. A BIG dog. Like a Lab or a Husky. I don't know about you, but all the walking and doggie slobber is half the fun for me.
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Posted on 03-28-05 04:30 PM, in Who is your daddy? Link
My daddy works at the local blood bank.

....

...............

Well, what kind of awnser did you expect, Arnold?
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Posted on 03-29-05 01:59 AM, in WACK-A-CLONE: Jarukoth: Endless Game: Jarukoth VS Ninjas (Chunnin Exam Area, Leaf Village) Link
Jarukoth leaps up into the air, forming hand seals...

"Katon - Karyuu Endan!"
[Dragon Fire Blast]

He launches the fire blast down at the ninjas, hoping to burn as many as he could...
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Posted on 03-29-05 02:33 AM, in DiEn Open Challenge 2! Link
The blast explodes as it hits Ibaragi's axe, releasing a large amount of the corrosive mist...

Ibaragi: "EAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!"

....corrosive to Ibaragi anyway. The summon's flesh looks like it is dissolving as it warps back to it's orginal plain. The gate begins to dissappear along with it.

Their summons' screams is all the cue Hewiit needed...


"Stigmata Touch!"

As Hewitt goes to punch Ami, he fist radiates an evil, damaging aura...
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Posted on 03-30-05 07:04 AM, in Johnnie Cochran, dead at 67 Link
I didn't even know he was sick. He wasn't even that old, either...

He's one of those famous people you are actually going to miss.
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Posted on 03-30-05 07:08 AM, in 730 Calories Later Link
The first time I saw this, I literally said, "What. The. HELL....is that thing?"

McDonalds still surpasses Burger King in breakfast, especially in hash browns.

Mmm...hash browns...

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Posted on 03-30-05 07:10 AM, in Jaws Who? Link
Sharks aren't the things you have to worry about...

I worry about the jellyfish. They give me the heebie jeebies. Ick.
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Posted on 03-30-05 07:14 AM, in I Was Arrested Today Because I Said..... Link
Guy #1: Hey, I smell bacon. Does anybody else smell bacon?

Guy #2: Yes, I definitely smell a pork type product of some kind...
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Posted on 03-30-05 07:17 AM, in Death by..... Link
Originally posted by Cruel Justice
I would'nt want a crappy funeral either.


Why should it matter? I bet he already had a shitty life anyway.

*ba dum tiss*
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Posted on 04-01-05 02:19 AM, in TR3 Grey vs. Jarukoth Link
With his Sharingan, Jarukoth is the only one that can see the blazingly fast attack coming. He forcefully pushes Ada and Shino out of the way, a split second before he collides with Green's electrified body, sending him tumbling end over end to the island's edge.

In a panic, Shino rushes to Jarukoth's side...


Shino: "Shit, that must have hurt..."

Jarukoth: "Yeah, it sure did...just give me a minute, though. I'll be alright..."

Ada looks at the arena's clock...There wasn't much time left, and Jarukoth was incapacitated for the moment.

If there was a moment to use her trump card, this had to be it...

Ada dashes back to her comrades, standing in front of them, and facing Team Grey. Kooriko, clearly sensing Ada's thoughts, dispels the transformation and fades back to it's own plane. It was all up to her now...


Ada: "Guys, you may want to stand back for this..."

She loads her revolvers with a set of strange, glowing bullets, and points her guns up into the air...

"Gun Kata - Dance of Queen Alexandra's Birdwing!!!"

She pulls the triggers, and bright blasts of energy erupt from the guns. Instead of flying at Team Grey, however, the energy snakes around Ada, completely covering her body. As the bright light begins to fade, one had to wonder if the woman standing there was really Ada Wong...

Her trademark red dress was gone. It it's place were a set of white, silken robes. Her jet black hair had also turned a pure white, and her back was adorned with a pair of ethereal, glowing wings. Had the wings not resembled those of a butterfly, one could easily mistake her for an angel...


Ada: "Jarukoth...Shino...It's my turn now...you two know what to do..."

Shino and Jarukoth can only nod ever so slightly, The sight of thier comrade's transformation completely taking them by surprise...

"Summer Azure's Flurry!"

With a great flap of her wings, Ada launches several wisps of energy at Team Grey, as they begin to flutter and take shape into...

Shino: "...Butterflies? What the hell...?"

Jarukoth: "...Those aren't normal butterflies..."

As soon as one of them lands on the sand, it promptly explodes in a flash of light, leaving only a crater behind. As they continued to flutter at thier targets, it was a safe bet that a similar effect was in store for anything else the butterflies touched...


(edited by Jarukoth on 03-31-05 04:19 PM)
(edited by Jarukoth on 03-31-05 09:37 PM)
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Posted on 04-01-05 02:37 AM, in DiEn Open Challenge 2! Link
Before the shots can strike Hewitt, Nimue steps in, generating a divine shield to absorb the blows...

Nimue: "Using God's blessings in such a manner...How dare you!!!!!"

Hewitt holds his sister back, her eyes filled with a rage he hadn't seen in a long time...

Hewitt: "Sis...our opponent is over there..."

Nimue quickly calms down. As much as he didn't want to fight such nice kids when there were monsters him Dark Grey around, an opponent was an opponent...

Hewitt leaps back into Nimue's body again, as she runs at Ami. She goes to kick Ami, Hewitt's legs springing up next to her own...


"Gatling Kick!"

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Durmed: "Don't worry, Miss Nimue! Leave the heretic to me!"

As the bullets collide with a hastily generated forcefield, Durmed flicks his finger. Several blades come out of Kuroari's arms, who quickly rushes at Dark Grey, attempting to wrap it's arms around him, restraining him.

Meanwhile, it seems like the bullets are merely prevented from being fatal strikes...


Durmed: *to himself* "Agh...damn that hurts... Not bad for a heretic..."
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Posted on 04-01-05 02:43 AM, in WACK-A-CLONE: Jarukoth: Endless Game: Jarukoth VS Ninjas (Chunnin Exam Area, Leaf Village) Link
The daggers' edge grazes the side of his neck. The pain catches his interest for only a second before his attention turns to the advancing ninjas...

"Ice3!"

Jarukoth launches the chilling blast at the ninjas, dividing up the concentrated spell at all of the advancing shinobi...

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Posted on 04-01-05 02:55 AM, in Mitch Hedberg Dead Link
Sad but true...

Johnny...Terri...and now Mitch?

Life's not fair.
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