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Old Zem

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Posted on 03-16-04 07:14 AM, in In a word, funky Link
I haven't bothered to check. How long ago did this happen? Can't have been longer than a few days... strange coincidence, considering the odds of my exact date of revisit. Anyway, what the hell happened? I don't miss my post count, only my user number... good ol' 1570... and, of course, my custom title. This is odd. 280... at least it's another multiple of 10.
Old Zem

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Posted on 03-16-04 07:28 AM, in How did you get your username? Link
I like the idea of doing this again.

The name is directly from The Hitchhiker's(s'?) Guide to the Galaxy trilogy. I won't tell you from where, exactly, so I remain dark and mysterious... and able to flollop with impunity.
Old Zem

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Posted on 03-16-04 07:32 AM, in Post your pets! Link
A fifteen-year-old long-haired orange cat by the name of Lucky.

A two-year-old (or thereabouts) chocolate lab dog (that's the breed, not a laboratory dog) by the name of Mary. Lucky hates her. She's my brother's, but... same house and all.

A nine-month-old short-haired orange and white cat by the name of Splash. He gets along well with both Mary and Lucky.

I'll try to get pictures up next week.
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Posted on 03-16-04 07:35 AM, in In a word, funky Link
And Monday night, the arrival of a major deity.

It's funny. Earlier today I was mentioning (in real life) that my days as a "message boarder" were far behind me. And a few hours later... I like to think of myself as "impulsive." It's a kinder way of saying "lack of self-control."
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Posted on 03-16-04 07:40 AM, in Hello, fellow comrades! Link
Colleen... YD bitterness?

I support communism, in ideal terms. I'd call myself a socialist if I had to pick something. I got inspired mostly from Grapes of Wrath... and, later, The Boondocks.
Old Zem

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Posted on 03-16-04 07:46 AM, in I want my supersize. Link
I read nutrition facts all the time.... but only out of curiosity. I pay no attention to what I eat, except that I avoid things that say "Atkins Friendly" just 'cause they bug the hell out of me. So anyway, I've almost completely abandoned fast food... not intentionally... I just almost never eat it anymore. Probably because compared to its slow counterpart, fast food ALWAYS tastes like shit. And that, my friends, is why one learns to cook.
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Posted on 03-16-04 08:02 AM, in Sonic kicks ass. Link
If I block out the new games from my mind, I remember like Knuckles best. I mostly played the Game Gear games... anyway... if I take the new games into account, I hate all the characters. So I'll go with Knuckles.
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Posted on 03-16-04 08:12 AM, in You will never guess what i found on some kids cough medicine Link
I was reading Game Informer the other day, out of boredom, and someone had written in to ask about the radiation warning inside the gamecube. To my surprise, the GI people didn't correct the person's misinterpretation; they just told him not to take it apart and to send it in to a professional repair blah blah blah. Anyway, I think the guy had a mental image of the gamecube being powered internally by some glowing green stuff straight out of Half-Life (maybe it runs the clock... the RADIOACTIVE CLOCK!), and the response in the magazine really wouldn't have changed that perception...

Yeah. The radiation warning is talking about the LASER, also known as "light," which is more scientifically classified as "electromagnetic radiation" along with, you know, radio waves and other invisible things. I'm surprised they don't put "radiation" warnings on light bulbs, come to think of it. Or anything above absolute zero. Anyway, you probably won't have any radiation problems with your system unless you tear off the lid, find the button that gets pushed down for the system to think the lid is closed, and then turn it on and stare into the lens. You might also have to put in a game, then remove it and look really quickly.
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Posted on 03-16-04 08:16 AM, in Identity changes! (Original title: OMGOMGOMG IM SO KONFUZED) Link
This is pretty crazy... I think I'm gradually having an aneurysm. I shall whimsically spell krazy with a "k." Now I am really insane. My name is Kolin. The KKK is suing. Fukk.
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Posted on 03-16-04 08:18 AM, in Identity changes! (Original title: OMGOMGOMG IM SO KONFUZED) Link
Originally posted by witeasprinwow
Oh... Now I see, for real this time. Interesting.

But seriously, are we posting offensive pictures yet?
Yes. (_|_)

Let the good times roll! K.
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Posted on 03-16-04 08:21 AM, in Identity changes! (Original title: OMGOMGOMG IM SO KONFUZED) Link
My ass is better. It does not dance (danke). It sings.

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(_()_) *insert your own sound effect here*
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Enkore!
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Posted on 03-16-04 08:26 AM, in Identity changes! (Original title: OMGOMGOMG IM SO KONFUZED) Link
If you're interested, my ass also produces quality tic-tac-toe boards.

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EDIT: Okay, that's pretty fuckin nasty. Sorry.


(edited by Zem on 03-15-04 11:27 PM)
Old Zem

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Posted on 03-16-04 08:29 AM, in Identity changes! (Original title: OMGOMGOMG IM SO KONFUZED) Link
I have a solution: Pants!

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(edited by Zem on 03-15-04 11:30 PM)
Old Zem

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Posted on 03-16-04 08:33 AM, in Identity changes! (Original title: OMGOMGOMG IM SO KONFUZED) Link



(edited by Zem on 03-15-04 11:35 PM)
Old Zem

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Posted on 03-16-04 08:37 AM, in Identity changes! (Original title: OMGOMGOMG IM SO KONFUZED) Link
It may be pointless, but I've invented an ASCII bikini bottom! Let's review:

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This, of course, will revolutionize ASCII clothing as we know it. And all because of some innocent pointlessness. Besides, I believe one may say the same thing of message boards period, particularly the practice of visiting and declaring faults.
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Posted on 03-16-04 08:41 AM, in Identity changes! (Original title: OMGOMGOMG IM SO KONFUZED) Link
Now, this is odd, because a little while ago both Rydain and Anya were "Rydain," but now everything seems to be normal again... and there were still new posts referring to double rydains. Evidently the phenomenon depends on the observer. Perhaps we should put a cat in a box and test this theory directly.
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Posted on 03-16-04 08:44 AM, in Trademark Smilely! Link
Back in the day, . Or, more commonly, the unrepresented =o.
But now I'm weaning myself, see.
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Posted on 03-16-04 08:47 AM, in Identity changes! (Original title: OMGOMGOMG IM SO KONFUZED) Link
Originally posted by Danicess:looks at witeasprinwow:: Why would *I* let Colleen post as *ME*? Get real.
"Last private message from Danicess." That's new. But there's no NEW message. And I was just corresponding with the name-stealer himself (I'm referring not to usernames here). Oh well, must be a glitch in the board.
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Posted on 03-16-04 08:50 AM, in Identity changes! (Original title: OMGOMGOMG IM SO KONFUZED) Link
Originally posted by Yiffy Kitten
It's like when everyone wanted to be Acmlm, or without a name all together.

You're just asking for it, Anya.
Then there was the onslaught of five or six Legions. I remained that way for a couple weeks, as I recall.
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Posted on 03-16-04 08:53 AM, in Identity changes! (Original title: OMGOMGOMG IM SO KONFUZED) Link
Originally posted by Rydain
Except only it's... FUNNY! narf!
I don't know... I think it got less funny when I stopped talking about my ass. I have this ass, you see.

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When I put on a bikini, it turns into an anvil-owl.

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