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Seph2k4

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Posted on 10-06-04 05:39 AM, in Chronicles of Darkness 3: Resurrection Link
Sgt. Mayhem: *transmittion* "NEGATIVE! NEGATIVE! We are not authorized to carry out your request at this time. Alternative plan set and in action.*

Sgt. Mayhem then hung up on his walkie talkie...

He then turned to face the surrounding, yet swarming, NARC troops.

Sgt. Mayhem: "HOLD YOUR FIRE!"

The NARC troops aimed their crosshairs on their guns off of Death.

Sgt. Mayhem: "Death... you can forget I ever threatened to kill you... YET! Instead, you shall explain, to all of us, why you have chosen this path and, depending on your response, we will choose to either release or arrest you... so, let's hear it!"

(During this time, NARC HQ)

ZeroNumberX: "The firing of Death led to a gap on the FALCON/Hunter's roster, so I thought that, with her gone, that I'd assign a replacement... someone who is handy with technology, blacksmithing, scientific research and engineering... may I be proud to present our NEW blacksmith/technician... Headhunter, weapons and swords perfectionist! Unless Death has a good reason for "walking out" on us and thus, I would be forced to let her back in... let's wait to hear her response."

(During this time, Sands of Time)

Gradius: "If there's one word that describes both our actions, it's this...
misinterpretation. Yes, I do feel for Celebi/Death, and the many mistakes that have controlled and upheld her wretched past life... but then again, she's also been making the kind of mistakes here and there in her present life that are the very source of the current attack on Death. For instance, Death walking out on the fact that ZeroNumberX threatens to remove her of her job if she continues to do what he, himself, does not believe is right, just as you do for the rest of my allies... and that is helping their worst enemy... so much so, that they even created a Policy against it, and have printed it on Death's Hunters/FALCON contract before she signed it. That, and trying to tell the enemy of the FALCON's plans, which I could literally feel ZeroNumberX's pain he suffered from both his and Death's reaction to that. This is totally uncalled for, says me, Gradius, this is unnecessary, says the rest of the FALCONs to that. That is why ZeroNumberX has, despite the great things she has done for the Hunters, chosen to kick Death out of the Hunters club... and unfortunately, there is nothing you can do about it, because I get the feeling that you do not fully understand just how this 2-party organization works.... let me explain it for you."

Gradius stopped...

Gradius: "Unlike most joint organizations, where there is only one building, one boss, one chain, one community, there are a couple. There's ZeroNumberX, head of the FALCON party, and then there is, of course, you, head of the Hunters party. All FALCON and Hunters agents are employed by both, and each boss has equal power amongst both party's employers, yet no power against eachother... in other words, Zerodius, may you like it or not, you have no power to fire ZeroNumberX. As much as you want Death back in the Hunters, there is no way she can be rehired unless someone can somehow convince ZeroNumberX to rehire Death as well. Because, since this is a 2 party organization, recipitents must have their charter approved by both the Hunters and FALCONs in order to be hired/rehired to this club, which, in this case, Death's reemployment status would be approved by you, but rejected by ZeroNumberX, thus turning down her new job application unless he is convinced otherwise. Now, you should already know everything there is to know about the Hunters organization and their business habits, now let's talk the FALCONs'..."

Gradius paused.

Gradius: "The Hunters are sweet apple pie when it comes to business. The FALCONS, on the other hand, are an organization of strict business habits. They have rules for employment, rules that Death has, unfortunately, broken, thus leading to these events. Rules that, as strict as they may be, apply to both parties... even though Death was apart of the Hunters at the time, she could still, and infact, already has, gotten fired for voilating one of the policies of the other part, the FALCONs... the part of the Rules of Engagement which states that noone from either house shall cooperate with terrorists or clubs linked with terrorists in any way... you see, Death couldn't have any more seriously violated this clause if she tried. Not only did she free the UEN agents from the Velvet Underground without good clause and without paying bail for these crooks, another policy she violated, but now she's trying to let the UEN in on the FALCON's plan to bring them to justice once again for no apparent reason, which is another example of her violation of policies... the same one she was in violation of earlier. Like it or not, ZeroNumberX has the right, reserves the right, and has always had the right, to control business of both chains in this way, and it will always be that way for as long as he is apart of the FALCONs, which will, rest assured, be forever. More about Death..."

Gradius paused yet again.

Gradius: "Whatever the circumstances, I can change any and every aspect of Death I please, just as I can anyone else I feel the imminent desire for... including her own character. While she can't die now, I could easily change it so that she is not only mortal, but a mere human being... if I felt like it. I can also change the same aspects of the UEN agents just like... *snaps* that! Not to mention I can disrupt the Soulnet in a heartbeat in much the same way... which I won't do so because, while I want that Soulnet down as much as you do, I want to make sure the UEN suffer along with it, and that wouldn't be the case if I just shut it down by hand so... I'll just have the FALCONs, with the help of my urn, destroy it by attacking the UEN agents, every last one of them, from the soul. And with one of the FALCONs "secretly" in their presence, wielding the urn, their potential plans to possess anyone they please will come to an end in virtually any moment now. If Death could still come to the UEN's aid, the plan could easily be disrupted, but thanks to the impenitrable blockade set up by the NARC troops, she will be stopped before coming within several hundred acres of the UEN this time around, and there's nothing you, NeoBowser, or even I can do about it... after all, this is the FALCONs doing, and it is my job to interpret their actions and try not to be optomistic about them, but to understand them... me, I perfectly understand their reasoning behind all this."

(During this time, NeoBowser's location)

Death (clone): "Master NeoBowser... some news: Apparently, ZeroNumberX, #1 on your hit list, has fired me from my Hunters job for helping out you guys... "it's against policy" they say. So... now I'll take all my things I made specially for them that they took for granted against them... but first, allow me to elaborate on their so-called "plan" that they have in store for you..."

Death stopped and waited to hear NeoBowser's response, whatever it may be.

(During this time, Toad Town)

Seph: "Isn't there a shop around here? See if we can conjure up a list of essentials for later on in this mission, and stock up if needed!"
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Posted on 10-06-04 05:44 AM, in WWE Thread Link
Originally posted by Colleen
.....

Er... you know it's fake, right?

Although I'll agree with you there - the prospect of Heidenreich vs. UT at Survivor Series is WRONG.


Well, apparently, TPWW.net indicates otherwise...

According to them, they may continue on and reschedule UT vs JBL at SS, possibly due to Heidenreich's interfierence at No Mercy.

I personally don't care WHO defeats JBL and wins over his HW championship, just as long as it's made short and sweet, dammit!
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Posted on 10-07-04 06:38 AM, in Chronicles of Darkness 3: Resurrection Link
Off: BIG surprise coming this post... it looks as though NeoBowser had fallen into a trap... a very deadly one.
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ZeroNumberX: "So much emotion over nothing... in all honesty, I WAS gonna let Death go eventually, but after that speech, I can't believe I am about to do it... but nonetheless I am. The fact of the matter is: it's such lewdness like that which sparked the past rivalry between Ex Lightheart and Seph/Legion of Doom... that is what Gradius meant by "misinterpretation". You just look at us wrong... all of us. Sure at times we don't think before we act... yet also, you don't think before criticizing us much the same... so, what makes you any different from us in that respect? Not to be mean, but seriously, there's the old saying "don't judge a book by it's cover". I know it may sound childish, but relevant nonetheless. And you know, it doesn't have to be like this... if we REALLY wanted to, we could just quit the Hunters and do our own thing, but we won't for safety measures. As for NeoBowser, I get the feeling he's in for one hell of a surprise... feast your eyes!"

Unfortunately, that Eternum spell didn't kill the Death clone because it wasn't who he had suspected it would be...

The clone exploded upon impact and then, the true being finally showed itself!

BUM BUM BUM!

A yellow and blue ninjac being that has crossed Sub Zero and Scorpion (Mortal Kombat) together, both costumes, masks, and face! Half Sub Zero, half Scorpion... alias, Sub Scorpion.

Sub Scorpion: "Surprised to see me, NeoBowser? I am Sub Scorpion, the 2 Mortal Kombatants fused together to form one being, and a former incarnation of Seph, but like Mewthree, the FALCONs decided they wanted to recreate me, so I followed in Mewthree's footsteps... and here I am! And since I was created using both the FALCONs and your own UEN agents DNA, I can't be killed... just yet, anyway! Anyway, you can forget about that report, because I am here for one thing and one thing only... to bring my clan's fiercest rivals to justice!"

Sub Scorpion then uncoveted the blanket... and wielded out one hand, which was carrying none other than Gradius' urn! This was a god forsaken urn of holy power that is said to be the source of Gradius' power... there is not one being alive in this universe, not even NeoBowser, that can resist it's undisputably strong power.

Sub Scorpion: "NeoBowser... time to feel the pain... the pain we've suffered through your mixed emotions and relentless havok! You're the reason for all the hatred in this world, the reason for our passionate hatred towards the UEN and the Guardians... time to give in to the light!"

Gradius' urn then shun with so much power that it began to sink into NeoBowser's soul...

And then, in a matter of seconds, the urn started to glare orange and then, NeoBowser started to cringe in pain, standing on both knees. So much pain, infact, that the soul felt it could not take much more of it already!

Sub Scorpion: "Now let's show you, and the rest of the UEN, just how WE feel about you trying to take over US! Telling us that it is in our purpose to serve you... which is a lie. Look at Death. You told her that she was destined to serve you, and she did... but then again, you said the same of us and yet, not one of us are doing the same! If it were TRULY our destiny to serve you, both the FALCON clan and Hunters would've already done so a long time ago... and that obviously didn't happen, and it won't ever happen if I can help it! And don't bother waste any more energy from your already weakened soul and try to fire back at me with another one of your senseless babble... your conscience is telling you otherwise as I speak and, if you don't do as your conscience tells you, your soul will be sealed right into this urn... for all eternity!"

NeoBowser's conscience started to speak to NeoBowser's soul...

NeoBowser's conscience: "NeoBowser... don't fight back... you... will... die... horrible... painful... death! Your soul will become one with Gradius' urn... so, listen to me. Give into... the light... listen to Gradius.... stop the pain and suffering."

Suddenly, NeoBowser, tortured and wrecklessly weakened almost to death by such a powerful urn, heard a voice!

(Gradius's voice): "NeoBowser... listen to me... LISTEN TO ME, OR I WILL HAVE THE PLEASURE OF SEALING YOUR DECAYING SOUL INTO MY URN AND KEEPING IT... FOREVER!!! Do as I say, or I will gladly take out whatevers left of it's life force... as you can see, your soul won't last much longer at this rate... you can save it by following this order... shut down the Soulnet, every last bit of it, and then, and only then, shall the pain and suffering soon prosper. And believe me when I tell you that this is the ONLY way the relentless pain will flourish! And you know what else? You're not the ONLY one feeling this pain... look around you!"

Suddenly, all the other UEN agents were down and cringing as well.

As for them, Gradius was not speaking telepathically to them via the urn... instead, they literally knelt down and were bowing to it as if they were being possessed or something... so much so, infact, that they couldn't even control their own actions!

Fierce Diety: "The UEN are no longer necessary..."

Assassin: "I can't take it any more!"

Captain Dark: "WE ARE WORMS!"

Lt. Shadow: "No, not worms, but..."

Fierce Diety: "SLAVES!"

(ALL): "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

Suddenly, light energy particles started to commense from the urn and then, all of the UEN agents were sucked right into it's seal in the form of a laserlight! While they weren't dead, they were sealed into this urn until someone with the given power would decide to let them free.

Sub Scorpion: "There goes the UEN agents... we'll be storing them away for our own 'safe keeping'... anyways, NeoBowser, it's do or die for you! You can choose to live, shut down the Soul network, and forever be freed of this urn's influence, or you can choose to "have your own way", and let yourself fade into the darkness! And don't even think about trying your tricks on the keeper of this urn because, the second you call out Gradius' name and try to possess him, your soul will be sucked into this urn within .00000594 seconds of you possessing him. Death..."

Sub Scorpion turned around to face Death, urn in his hands...

Sub Scorpion: "Wrong place, wrong time, wrong person... may I point out that, when you tried to report to NeoBowser, you were falling into an obvious trap! I merely disguised myself as you to fool him! Thus, this place has been entirely arbitrated by none other than Gradius, meaning there is nothing you, the UEN agents, or even NeoBowser can do about it... make one mistake, and it will cost you dearly. Any which way you look at it... it's mission accomplished for us."
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Posted on 10-08-04 03:57 AM, in Chronicles of Darkness 3: Resurrection Link

ZeroNumberX *in reference to Zerodius's "stupid" remarks*: "Or so it would seem... fortunately, his whole plan will backfire! He doesn't understand the #1 Rule of Engagement: those who oppose the God shall suffer tremendously... Gradius isn't finished yet..."

The positive... the urn 'itself' was destroyed...

The negative... it's power, much like the Linxys, was soon recooperating (in short, whatever was left of the urn's magic reimplemented Gradius and thus, he DOES have another power source in his Linxys).

Particles were beginning to flow from the smashed urn... beginning rather slowly and then, fastening...

And as this was being done, Gradius started to feel more and more power...

Then, what was once Gradius' urn then took the form of a large hand... and then, it began to grab NeoBowser by the throat in much agony...

Gradius: "YOU FOOL! YOU FAIL TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOUR MERITLESS DEEDS ARE AS INSIGNIFICANT AS THE VERY THING THAT'S DRIVING YOU FROM DEEP INSIDE!!! You are NOONE's master, NOONE is or shall ever be your servant. As long as I am around, which will be forever, any and every attempt you make at taking me or my people over WILL fail, and that's not a threat; that's a promise! Infact, whether you know it or not, your attempts at taking me over just now never worked for a second! Those were mere illusions I created to trick you into thinking you little "plan" worked, which it hadn't by a mile! Now, since EVERYONE in this world who is NOT a UEN agent is absolutely tired of your act, I guess the right thing for me to do in this case... would be to put you to rest! I will tell you when you have served your time and you shall be rousted... but mark my words, Mr. "I'm everyone's master!" NeoBowser... if I have to go out of my way, leave my dimension, and warn you again... you WILL be killed, may you like it or not! Don't think I can't and/or won't do it just because you're you and everyone is just "puppets compared to you", as you so claim... alls I have to do is call out your name, snap my fingers like *THAT*"

Gradius snaps, though it doesn't do anything to NeoBowser... THIS time, anyways.

Gradius: "And say the magical word "BEGONE!" and, voila! It's back to Hell's Graveyard for you... for all eternity! Now, I was once a peaceful, loving, and forgiving god, and still am somewhat, but it was YOU who have made me lose sight of that to a degree and made me become a little harsher on the supervision of the living world and it's many inhabitants... it was YOU who stepped up and decided that you wanted to act like everyone's saviur and thus, tried to rob them of their own free will... which is MORE than just an everday sin in my book! It was YOU who, when I merged to try and bring forth peace, only brought war, war... and more war! You are nothing BUT a wreckless, self-conceded, defiant, dishonest, thieving, disrespectful, sacreligious, no good bottom dwelling piece of scum! Truth is... everyone hates you... EVERYONE is absolutely fed up with you, EVERYONE'S patience for you has worn thin, EVERYONE is absolutely tired of hearing you run your big fat mouth about how you are their saviur, knowing they hate you with an unhealthy passion and thus, would rather die than serve you for merely 10 seconds... but none more than me! That said... BEGONE!"

Gradius then folded both hands and then, NeoBowser fell to the floor, in a temporary sleeping state. He would remain in this state UNTIL Gradius decides to awaken him... in the meantime, the UEN would have to do without him for a while.

He then teleported the resting NeoBowser inside of a tomb inside the Thousand Souls Mortuary, Gradius' very own morgue.

(Back on Hunter's HQ)

ZeroNumberX: "Oh, thank God!"

ZeroNumberX "phewed" at the sight of that...

ZeroNumberX: "Someone put that good-for-nothing NeoBowser in his place! I must say, I'm REAL tired of hearing him run his mouth!"

Suddenly, Sub Scorpion appeared...

Sub Scorpion: "He did us a favor..."

ZeroNumberX: "He did us ALL a favor... even you, Death! Think about it for one second: NeoBowser wanted to kill you for what you did... he wanted to sic you into the torture chamber... he looked at you the same way we did, and without knowing he was making a mistake in doing so, unlike us... eventually, at least. Infact, I wouldn't be surprised if he had an intention to fire you from your job as a UEN agent... well, okay, maybe not, but still, I get the feeling it was gonna get MIGHTY ugly between you and NeoBowser... thank God Gradius was there to break it up! He stepped up to the plate, and did what he did not only because NeoBowser pushed him too far, and believe me, he did... but also to stick up for Death, and to make up for the insupportination we've showed her earlier. It was because he realized that you are an ally of his; a "Double Agent", but an ally nonetheless, that he stood up and protected you from that horrible NeoBowser! And now, to answer your question, Zerodius..."

ZeroNumberX turned around to face Zerodius...

ZeroNumberX: "I do respect my Father, Seph... he is more than just a proud Father, protecting and serving his family, his clan, and his own dimension, to fight the threat known as the UEN... he is a legend. One would be surprised of the accomplishments he's made in the past... he's done the unthinkable, he's overcome one challenge after another... an avatar of Ex Lightheart, Dark Ex, Duke of Power, Arzeriel, 02, Mother Brain (sort of), Mewtwo, the list goes on and on. He's beaten a lot of people to determine supperiority... he almost did what, for so long, no one else could do... overcome the TRUE Ex Lightheart during the Fusion Battle in the previous timeline. Despite their differences, and despite the fact that it turned into a stalemate, it was one hell of an entertaining fight, or so one would think. Now, I'm sure we'd all like to have Ex back... but she's gone now, and we'll all just have to move on. Someday she may rise once again... but I don't see that happening in the near future. It may be to the peak of Zerodius' lifespan which we may see her again... and no disrespect to Ex. We all know how harsh her life has been, both of them... but it's the truth. Thank you, and have a nice day."


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Posted on 10-09-04 06:15 AM, in Chronicles of Darkness 3: Resurrection Link
Off: Gradius created illusions to fool NeoBowser PRIOR to him possessing Gradius, meaning he merely chained a MIRAGE on his back, "acting all powerful", because he knew NeoBowser would've attempted such an attack in the first place... and anyway, Gradius CAN'T be possessed no matter how powerful the character(s) or Soulnet are... infact, he can't be affected in ANY way... Gradius is a Gatekeeper God, much like all those before him... they were the ones who created the world, made life the way it is, gave life to everyone, gave them specific strengths and weaknesses. They had the FINAL say in "who is immunized to this" or "who is weak against that" or how the live, how they act, what is their nature, etc. The Gods themselves are just Spirit Entities, ghost forshadowments of their Immortal selves from another dimension. They are the Dimensional Anomalies themselves. NeoBowser CAN'T affect them in any way, no matter how powerful he or the Soulnet is... infact, it's the opposite. Since they were the ones who created the Virtual Rules of Engagement, they have the power to punish anyone they want, including NeoBowser. In that last post, NeoBowser HAD to shut down the Soulnet, or he would die... it was clearly a "do-or-die" situation.

Also, in NeoBowser's OWN form, he can't be affected by anything but the Dark Weapon, but Gradius' spell exchanged both Sub Scorpions AND NeoBowser's personas so that he COULD be killed in this way... and no matter who you are, no matter how powerful you may be, whatever you may be immune to, this spell ALWAYS works for it is a God-ONLY spell (in short, a spell that can be used ONLY by Gods, which NeoBowser is NOT one, might I add).

...But I guess I can ignore (most of) that and narrow that post down quite a bit... though NeoBowser DID piss Gradius off quite a bit last post and, seeing as he could kill him just by snapping his fingers if he wanted to, he would show him no mercy, whatever the action.

And I HAVE edited that last post... this edited form looks significantly different from the first post.


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Posted on 10-09-04 08:28 AM, in Chronicles of Darkness 3: Resurrection Link
Off: And NeoBowser "possessing" random people isn't god-modding, AND going against your excuses (and by "your", I can mean either Zerodius or NeoBowser) for why these "solutions" (ie: Linxys) shouldn't be effective? I know that may not have made much sense... let me explain:

You said that the Linxys must have used up much of Gradius' power when he made them, yet according to you, it didn't use up ANY of NeoBowser's power to create a "superior" Soulnet, which you claim is so powerful that it can "possess anyone he wants", EVEN and especially characters who are supposed to be immune to his effects! WTF?

The only characters I create that are as you described are indirect characters that I don't use in the story on a regular basis... hence needing an avatar, they are Spirit Entities! They are forshadowments of their former selves in their past lives... they technically are already "dead", in the same sense as an angel in Heaven... which is also why your characters shouldn't mess with them. I don't use them regularly for a reason you know, and when I do, I don't use them to fight/sim-battle like you do with your "invincible" characters... I think I already clarrified that for you. The UEN agents, on the other hand, are totally invincible as well and yet, DO have a direct role in the story and, at times, I've actually been forced to fight them (ie: the potential hijacking of the Lancer, with the FALCON agents attempting to nuke the engine)... that is the EPITOME of god-modding! In short, I introduced him to this story for a reason, and that is to serve as the solution to these cheap aspects of your own characters. You think my characters are just going to stand around and wait for NeoBowser to possess them? How else are they supposed to fight the UEN WITHOUT being possessed?


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Posted on 10-09-04 08:52 AM, in Chronicles of Darkness 3: Resurrection Link
Off: Which is why I don't use him for the same purposes as NeoBowser. And I wasn't gonna use him any more for a WHILE.... but it was NeoBowser who decided that he wanted to possess him so that he COULD continue to do cheap techs, which clearly goes against what you were saying earlier (about Gradius being "cheap")! Hence being "counterable", I had to use someone capable of doing "anything" to repel my characters from NeoBowser's Soul Bind (you even said in another MSN convo that the Soul Bind is a permanent spell, which perfectly demonstrates this)... and don't forget that Eternum spell, which also isn't counterable... I also had to use Gradius for that.

Summary: NeoBowser is a cheap character who just goes around acting all "H3H3H3 IM TH3 M@$T3R OF 3V3RYT#ING" and consistently runs his mouth about it TO MY OWN characters at many instinces in this story. Think again! ONLY a God has the right to declare themselves as being what NeoBowser proclaims, and we both know that he isn't! Gods try to bring peace, not war and slavery like NeoBowser.

As for that second part, you pretty much disregarded Seph's last saying several posts back (with them heading back to Toad Town).
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Posted on 10-10-04 04:04 AM, in Presidential Debate Rematch Link
And I have a question for you, the one-and-only Bushist.

How do you back this up? First, Bush said that the sanctions are working, and then a few minutes later, he said that the sanctions are NOT working, and when Kerry pointed that out, Bush had an angry look on his face and backfired with yet ANOTHER argument that he already repeated one billion ga gillion fa fillion shabedelulemillion times in the previous election.

Bush DID do better this time around (to a degree) than he did in the first presidential debate, but he was still the clear-cut loser in this one. Maybe if he would learn to GET HIS DAMN FACTS STRAIGHT and, for once, back them up like Kerry does, and stop repeating himself so much in his speeches, that he'd have a shot at winning, but so far, Bush being re-elected is out of the question, and I hope it remains that way come Election Day.

KERRY FOR PRES Y'ALL... I'M OUTIE! PEACE!


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Posted on 10-13-04 02:15 AM, in Presidential Debate Rematch Link
Originally posted by hhallahh
Originally posted by Seph2k4
Bush being re-elected is out of the question


Um, what? The race is close at the moment, but Kerry still needs to win the third debate and keep his momentum going in order to enjoy any kind of statistically significant lead.


Read my post again. I said SO FAR Bush being re-elected is out of the question as he is at a slight disadvantage in both the popular vote and the second debate (first was a blowout).
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Posted on 10-14-04 02:06 AM, in Presidential Debate Rematch Link
Some reasons to hate Bush...

1) His speeches. Oh, what pleasure it is to hear him say the word "uh" every 5 seconds and stuff he already repeated. He also needs to learn the English language.
2) The fact that he lied to his own people in order to start a pointless war... *coughIRAQWARcough*, and said it was the right one. You people still want this clown in office?
3) The fact that, now thanks to him, a LOT of the world hates us.
4) He NEVER takes into account the many mistakes he's made as President... ie: Iraq incident, turning his attention from Osama to Sadam in the midst of capturing him and Al Quida, legalizing automatic weapons (hint hint!), doing nothing to break all ties with nuclear weapons in the hands of terrorist networks, and I could go on forever.
5) He can't debate... hell, I wouldn't be surprised if someone on this board were to take his place in the debate and astoundingly did better than Bush... well, maybe not in terms of debating and getting his or her point across, but I'm sure they could do a better job of talking at least.
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Off: Rematch time! Mewtwo vs Mewthree... sim-battle rules... which means, NO INTERFIERING! Any one of your characters who interfiers with this match will be dealt with in a similar way, and for good reason.
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Gradius *hologram*: "Believe whatever you want to... if I go down, I guess I'll have to take someone with me... that said, I'm about to unveil a match that I've been edging to schedule ever since you showed up and had to screw it up with your little Soul Bind spell... but this time, there WILL be no interfiering for you! Since the program from which the fight shall be run a Matrix-run program, obviously only people chosen to be inserted shall join... continue to run your mouth, continue to brag all you want... that Soulnet WILL go down in flames, and someday, so shall you... one of my own clients have been waiting for this moment, and this time around, he has a plan for defeating his opponent! Prepare for the ultimate matchup... Mewtwo versus Mewthree!"

Gradius's hologram then gave ZeroNumberX the signal...

ZeroNumberX: "Ready to launch!"

ZeroNumberX then jacked the two into a Matrix-like program...

And as this was done, Mewtwo and Mewthree appeared before eachother inside of some baren, foggy meadow, and with the blink of an eye, Mewtwo could see a vengeful look on Mewthree's face... looks as though he would NOT take him lightly this time!

Mewthree: "Mewtwo... now... it's... personal! You took everything from us... and yet, it was only because your so-called "leader" interveined with that little "Soul Bind" trick of his in which you were able to get by me last time... but your friends, your arrogance, your big-mouth leader, your dark powers... can't help you now! No escape, no interfierence, nothing. The ONLY way this can end is if one of us captures the other inside this GS Ball, and then, and only then, can the successor escape. Until that happens, there's nowhere to run... nowhere to hide... noone to call for help! It's just you... and ME! Now... let's...get...it..on!"

Mewthree then got up, and a blue orb appeared appeared over him... looks like he was getting ready for battle!

ZeroNumberX then hurried out of his seat, and came to warn Zerodius...

ZeroNumberX: "Admiral Zerodius... it's on! Mewtwo and Mewthree are about to decide who is the true successor of Mew, one-on-one... no NeoBowser to interfier and give Mewtwo the upper hand this time... or any UEN agent for that matter! But that's not what I came to talk to you about! Apparently, NeoBowser and his troops are on to us... just as we were planning an attack on the Guardians that we've been striving to launch for so long, the UEN come and try another attack on our people... fortunately, I've got something for them... you see..."

ZeroNumberX moved closer towards Zerodius...

ZeroNumberX *whispers*: "I've hired someone... a very special "someone"... that's gonna help us do our dirty work. Their looks may be deceiving... as well as their attitude, but don't let that get to you... you'll see why later on."

(Back on UEN base)

(Unknown being): "UEN! Stop! We mean you no harm... infact, we are here to help. Listen... we have had close relations with the Legion of Doom. We can tell you anything you need to know about them... anything! And we will help you defeat them, too! Just watch as I will send them a harmful virus over to all their PCs, including the Head Computer. Now, go ready up the guards as I do my work!"

The unknown being waited as the UEN agent left the room... and then, he started to type some commands and codes on the PC of some sort...

(Unknown being): *thinks* "Suckers... boy can I not wait for them to see what's in store for them!"

During this time, on some sort of bank...

A guard, accompanied by numerous others, stood before a door with a keycard slot, and began to slip it through!

The door opened, and the guards appeared in a hallway leading into the safe.

(Guard?): "Alright, guys... let's do this..."

One of the "guards" then placed some sort of tracking mechanism over the safe showing some numbers... this revealed the safe's code used to open it!

The guards then began to turn the nob over the safe several times...

CLANK!

Suddenly, the hatch opened! Revealing many large stacks of dollar bills... they didn't hesitate to gather up and take everything inside the safe, and placing it inside coffins.

(Guard?): "Now... obviously we're not gonna walk out the front door with all this money like a bunch of idiots! Instead..."

The guard then placed a C4 device over a wall, and waited a few seconds...

BOOM!

The wall exploded, and the "guards" hurried back out of it... they headed right towards a large army parked right outside the bank, and began to stuff the bed with all the coffins filled with money they had.

Then, the truck began to move, and... while in motion, as it drove some feet, it then teleported away!

(During this time, Toad Town...)

Seph: "Let's see what we need here... bodyarmor, potions, any weapons or other essentials we may need?"


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Mewthree: "Or so you think! There's the good Mew, evil Mewtwo, and then there's the neutralist Mewthree... that's what truly defines me... a Legendary Hybrid Poke'mon... So, yes, I DO serve a purpose.. those "versions" you saw of me were defective clones of you with critical design fKitten Yiffer, made in part by scientists who are too stupid to even put together a 1/10 version of Mewtwo... until they handed the job over to someone actually capable of unveiling such a project! IE: Death and the Hunters, who, infact, WERE INSPIRED by the Legion of Doom to do this! Those technicians were experiencing such genetic difficulties in creating you that 20% of your DNA strain was left over from the procreation, which "someone" thought was enough to make another, similar copy... but instead of creating a clone, they decided to create a Hybrid Poke'mon! I consist of 20% Mew, 20% Mewtwo, and the remaining 60% consist of the 3 Legendary Birds, the first of the flock, anyway! Zapdos, Moltres, Articuno, they're all genetically apart of me, too. That's what compensates me from you... I'm a hybrid, you're a solo... when you take several big things, and stack them together to create one ultimate being, instead of trying to replace the "next biggest thing", ie you, it'll come as a benefit to you in the long run! I mean, look at all the money they've been making off of this project, and that's not even the beginning of the Legion of Doom's top-dollar projects! And yet, Death was responsible for every last one of them. That's why we haven't fired her yet even though she sometimes helps us, and yet sometimes hits us from behind our backs! And, for the record..."

Mewthree stopped.

Mewthree: "You're right... there IS nothing *I* can do about it, but I know someone who can, and that is Seph... if and when she returns, she'll remember every last word NeoBowser and his people said to us, and in the end, those remarks WILL come back to haunt NeoBowser, mark my words! Oh, and here's a spell the Hunters taught me!"

COUNTER!

Mewthree took the hit... yet it did (practically) nothing!

Mewthree then returned the spell back to Mewtwo in the form of a storm of negative energy, which was doubly powerful as opposed to Mewtwo's original attack and yet didn't do much harm to Mewthree at all... this was the spell Zerodius was famous for mastering.

(During this time, Toad Town...)

Seph: "Sounds good... though I didn't come here to "buy" just yet... just get a list of the things we'll need for later! Anways, I don't know if we're yet strong enough to fight the stronger enemies for money, so let's start by attacking weaker targets, and we'll see from there... so, let's go!"

Seph hurried out of the shop...


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Mewthree: "I knew that spell wouldn't tickle your fancy... neither will this!"

TRANSMITION 1!

Mewthree, in his head, caculated the reaction time he had to counter this attack...

But instead of countering it, he waited until he picked up but a few seconds left before the attack would hit...

And then, he cast the spell... upon impact, Mewtwo and Mewthree swapped positions (not bodies, though)... whereas, instead, it was Mewthree who grabbed Mewtwo! Prior to unveiling, he waited and let Mewtwo throw his hand closer to Mewthree's throat until he would literally not have enough time to dodge the re-directed attack before swapping the two character's positions.

Mewthree: "Here's something for you..."

Mewthree then spat 3 essence balls out of his mouth.

And they each transformed into magic/spells... this was one of Mewthree's "special" ways of casting spells.

INVERT ELEMENT!
SOUL ROD!
COMBIN-ELEMENT!

-Invert Element: Turns the foe's elemental strengths into weaknesses (without affecting his other weaknesses)
-Soul Rod: In an attempt to make the caster's damage more critical, this spell makes the target's soul take the form of some sort of rod that, without harming it, makes the foe's soul conduct any and every attack used by the caster, thus doing even more serious damage than usual (especially against elements/attacks which the target is normally weak against!)
-Combin-element: Where Mewthree can combine any 2 elements and use them in one tech.

Mewthree: *still holding Mewtwo high in the air* "Now... I know you have the ability to constantly regenerate power in regards to your ability to draw power from negative feelings... but now since a spell that I had just casted had made you vulnerable towards Poison-elemental attacks (since Psychic poke'mon are normally immune towards the Poison element), time for me to hit you with the upper hand!"

Mewthree then took his grasp off of Mewtwo, and had raised both hands high in the air...

And as he was doing so, the clouds grew darker as precipitation started to fall from the sky!

...Only this wasn't any normal precipitation... this was acid rain! Sure to burn the skin of anything coming into contact with it; an efficient killer of bugs and plantlife... this was an attempt to constantly gradually bring Mewtwo's Life Force down (little-by-little for each droplet of acid rain) by the course of his Acid Rain spell!

He then began to focus...

(During this time, Toad Town)

Seph: "It's alright.... we don't HAVE to go there if you really don't want to, so... Goomba Villiage it is then! Let's go!"

Seph hurried on West towards the Goomba Villiage, hearing Goombario's footsteps behind her...
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Posted on 10-16-04 06:29 AM, in WWE Thread Link
Anyone else find this amusing (well, not to call it THAT! )

Carlito's "I spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool" entereance. For some reason, I find this so unamusing, yet funny in a stupid type of way. I'm not saying I like Carlito in any way... he had to cheat to win (and keep) the US title.
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However, Mewthree had something special planned for Mewtwo's next attack... and exploited it flawlessly!

As soon as Mewthree was finished focusing, his eyes began to glare as he trapped Mewtwo in an Aurora Field that sealed him inside of it... in short, Mewtwo hit nothing but pure field energy and it ended up hurting Mewtwo a *little*.

Mewthree: "Mewtwo, Mewtwo... I truly do not think you have any understanding of my past. When Death created me, they found that a similar Poke'mon of unknown origin existed long before you did... a Poke'mon with no true alias, no given element, and many it's stats and powers remained unknown to the Poke'dex... called the Misingno. The Hunters, who wanted to conduct tests on this Poke'mon glitch, captured it and took it to the HQ for genetic research... and when they entered the data stream shown on the anonymous Poke'mon creature into the Head Computer, they found that this Poke'glitch truly belonged to the Mew family... they extracted all this information, and combined it with that of the Legendary Birds to supress it's elemental flaws prior to my procreation... that's how I was created! While this WAS going to be what can only be described as the original Mewtwo project... a Mewtwo already existed, so instead they created a Mewtwo lookalike using this information and named me Mewthree, the prequel to the Mews. If you look closely at your forehead, you'll find that you were born with the same special birthmark as I, which tells you one thing... believe it or not, Mewtwo..."

Mewthree paused for a brief moment.

Mewthree: "I am your brother! Your older brother... but unlike you, I wasn't born with the Power of Hatred, meaning I don't have the ability to draw power from negative feelings like you do... however, I have significant elemental advantages over you as I am a Poke'mon of unknown element and thus, have no strengths or weaknesses. The first ever, and problably the last, Hybrid Poke'mon! Time for me to show you the pertinence of containing all elements within one's data stream..."

Suddenly, the 4 corners of the Aurora Field beam started to form...

And then, they all started to shoot beams of Lightning, Ice, Fire, and Psychic energy at the Aurora Field, conducting enormous temperatures of energy... the Aurora Field's defenses grew stronger with all 4 beams! And so did the damage it was dealing to Mewtwo, especially the Psychic beam since he is now vulnerable to Psychic-elemental.

Mewthree: "How do you like this? An Anti-Energy field created from your own negative feelings and from the power of the Legendary Birds and Mew used against those feelings, keeping your attacks from passing while letting every other attack pass through... soon, all of your negative feelings, and the power drawn by them, will be sealed in this powerful force field... the more you try and resist, the more painful this experience becomes! Good luck breaking out of it... little brother!"

Mewthree then began to meditate some more...

(During this time, Hunters HQ)

ZeroNumberX: "Zerodius, Death... listen to this!"

ZeroNumberX stopped and turned his head to look out the window, with both hands folded behind his back.

ZeroNumberX: "According to reports, NeoBowser is trying to regain access to the heart of Xavior... fortunately, a program of ours has forbidden him access to the city and locked all gates and teleportaion fields he may use for access... for now, at least. This program... the Passportal, a program created by our criminal-masterminds-in-command the Teamkillers that streams the data of anyone they have close connections with, and controls places they can and can't go, things they can and can't do, abilities they can and can't use... very efficient program... unfortunately, it wasn't created with a "keep NeoBowser from running his mouth" feature, which you know he WILL do if we allow him access the city and reach Hunter's soil! That's what he does... that's ALL he does, is annoy us with his big mouth! And for anyone who cares..."

ZeroNumberX cleared his throat...

ZeroNumberX: "Apparently, Mewthree is winning right now... I don't know how much longer Mewtwo can put up with these little tricks of his before going absolute gonzo and pulling off his ultimate attacks... but Mewthree has a strategy for winning that he just told me, and right now, it seems to be working! Keep it up!"

(During this time, UEN base/Hunters HQ...)

(Random agent #1) [Hunters HQ] *transmition*: "Did you guys hijack the UEN weapons arsenal and funding corps. yet?"

(Random agent #2) [UEN base] *transmition*: "Yes sir! Not one cent was left behind!"

(Random agent #1) *transmition*: "Admirable!"

(Random agent #2) *transmition*: "Yes indeed! We are about to send a message to NeoBowser and his armies... HE IS NOT WELCOME HERE!!! Not only are all the big UEN corportations bankrupt, but also we've managed to hijack some volitle nuclear weapons and transport vehicles from their army bases, and have shut down every UEN training camp/program with the help of our Passportal network... the UEN will soon be ours for the taking!"

(Random Agent #1) *transmition*: "Splendid! They are about to see for themselves what gives us the name "Teamkillers"! And now thanks to the Passportal program, Double Agent Death won't be able to disrupt the FALCON clan's original plan to "capture them" by putting them out of harms way like last time... and she can't talk to us from the UEN's side of the fight, either! ONLY on the Hunter's base can she do so... and the Hunter HQ's Board of Directors will get mad at and fire/suspend her for threatening people who are on her own side, so she can't do that, either! Hahahahahahaha.... Guardians, with the UEN soon out of the question... prepare to suffer!!"

(During this time, Goomba Village)

Seph: "Indeed... while coming in large packs, they shouldn't be too hard to find or defeat... this is great training grounds for us. Now, let's go..."

Seph headed South of the Goomba Villiage, on the lookout for goomba legions.
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Posted on 10-18-04 06:34 AM, in Chronicles of Darkness 3: Resurrection Link
Unfortunately, as soon as Mewtwo decapitated the force field, it generated a GIANT explosion from around Mewtwo, which seriously damaged him while making him dizzy. Not only that, but also the fact that Mewtwo stopped his meditation doubled the number of spells Mewthree can use every turn (from 3 to a grossing 6! Do anything like that again, and he can use 12 spells every turn, and that would NOT be good! I can tell you that much.)

Mewthree: "Fool... little did you know that if that force field were to be destroyed, it would let up in a bang, thus taking you down and eating up more Life Force than you could chew! But... time for you to discover the TRUE nature of pain!"

QUAD DAMAGE!
X2
TRI ATTACK!
NO SPOON!
NIGHSHADE!
MELTDOWN!
HURRICANE!
AVALANCHE!
IMMITATE!

-Quad Damage: Every spell/attack's HD (Hit Damage) is multiplied by 4 (quadroupled)
-X2: Doubles the number of spells/techs Mewtwo can use in one combo. Can be used with one of 3 spells Mewthree cast (Mewthree used it on the Tri-Attack, making the Tri-Attack become a Hex-Attack)
-Tri Attack: Mewthree can take any 3 spells/attacks and use them in one combo; works ONLY for that combo (in short, Mewthree has to keep calling out this attack's name if he wants to use it again)
-No Spoon: Mewthree's finishing move. A stronger version of Mewtwo's Psychic blast, this spell twists the target's body and soul around while continuously dealing legitimate damage every second, reduces the target's stats by 3 for each Hit Point of damage dealt to the target. In addition, this spell subtracts the target's Power Level by 20 for every 5 Hit Points of damage (thankfully, on the power scale, Mewtwo's PL is so high it's not even measurable). Other symptoms include a *permanent* Confusion spell on the target (as in NOTHING can allow the target to recover from this negative status change), and losing touch with the soul (even IF the target fails to attack itself in it's confusion, there is yet another 50/50 gamble [will be decided by a flip of a coin by MY decree! Heads: Caster carries out spell as directed, but Tails: the suggested attack fails] that, while TRYING to attack the caster, may actually do nothing during his turn). Extremely lethal, and a TOTAL pain to have to suffer through!
-Nightshade: Ghost-elemental attack; cannot easily be described by words, but really efficient to use against Psychic poke'mon (since they are weak against Ghost-elemental attacks).
-Meltdown: The evolution of Poison-elemental poke'techs, an attack based off of and carries out the environmental disaster. HUGONGOUS storms of Poison and acid are scattered all around the target. Extremely harmful against Insect poke'mon (or anything vulnerable to Poison-elemental), and inflicts a deadly poison status change upon him that, each turn, takes out 5% to 10% of it's remaining health.
-Hurricane: Creates gusting trillion mile an hour winds that eventually cause HUGE tidal waves to commense, burying the target in nonstop tidal wave currents and dealing tremendous damage.
-Avalanche: Like the above spell description states, a spell based off of and happens in a way that noone would confuse with the real disaster. Large hills of snow form all around the target until the storm builds enough to form a large mountain of snow. Then, the spell comes and burries the target in snow from everywhere, impaling him. There is also a 50/50 chance that the target will be infected by a frozen status.
-Immitate: Allows the caster to take the form of any character of his choice. However, that character's HP, MP, Power Level, and attack set become his while in this form.

Mewthree: "Good luck continuing on once every last spell is through, Mewtwo!"

NO SPOON!

Mewtwo's body was hit with a Psychic attack so strong it continued to twist his body and soul inside out while doing VERY serious damage to him while bringing his Power Level and stats down by a certain percent of the total damage done to him by this spell. He was also infected with an everlasting confusion spell and, every turn, may lose touch with his soul.

Considering the fact that Mewtwo's soul conducts this spell, does 4 times the damage it normally does, and has a weakness to it's element, this spell was so harmful to him that words cannot describe!

Mewthree: "Okay, you did better than I expected, but it's not gonna be enough! Survive through THIS!!"

Mewthree's eyes began to glare...

Then, in ways that cannot be described, Mewtwo was attacked with some Ghost-elemental attack that, under these conditions, while not nearly as deadly as the No Spoon tech, still did very critical damage to him being that he has a weakness to Ghost-elemental attacks.

Mewthree: "Still haven't had enough? Okay, then... stand through this!"

Mewthree raised both hands high into the air as he began to glare an acid green aurora.

Then, enormous dimensional rifts started to build from all over the arena and around Mewtwo's feet that he could literally feel the devastating current generated by this tech! Then, LARGE clouds of acid started to shoot out from everywhere, raising the temperatures so high that it would gradually bring Mewtwo's life down, and would even do so for Mewthree... if he could be harmed by his own spells! Not only that but, for the same reasons listed above, this should do extremely serious damage to him.

Mewthree: "What? You've STILL got game even AFTER all that?!?! Okay, then, so be it!"

As Mewthree waived his hands...

Winds gusted so strong that both characters were being blown backwards several feet! Then, overgrown tidal waves started to pour out from everywhere all around Mewtwo... they started to get bigger...

And then, they all came down...

WHAM!!!!

Mewtwo was leveled by these tides, burried right underneath it's unbearably strong current.

Mewthree: "Okay, I've got to hand it to you... you're more persistant than I thought! Well, here comes the grand finale!!!"

Mewthree waived both hands in the air a second time...

This time, forming large mountains of snow that cornered Mewtwo from every angle, and attacked him in much the same way as the Hurricane spell! This time, Mewtwo lay at the bottom of a 50 foot snow bed, possibly frozen by it's force underneath.

Mewthree: "Okay, in assuming you are still somehow alive after ALL that, I'm going to hit you with a surprise attack!"

IMMITATE... SUB SCORPION!

Mewthree then took the form of Sub Scorpion... he was now a half blue, half yellow ninjac character from the MK games, with a rather vengeful look on his face.

(Mewthree): "GET OVER HERE!"

Mewthree then waved one hand over to Mewtwo, wanting him to come to him. As he was doing this, the chains began to spin on his wrists as he was preparing Sub Scorpion's "Fatality" move!

(During this time, Goomba Village)

Seph: "And what about it? Are you saying we made a mistake going here? What?!"
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OFF: EDITED FOR CONTENT... anything else... well, I pretty much summed that up in the reply I sent to one of your PMs.
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Mewthree: "Fool... you do not know what you are up against!"

PERMA-INVERSE!!

Suddenly, Golden Mewtwo's health meter went WAY down, back to what it was before he used Recover... while what very little of Mewthree's health that was drained earlier was fully replenished. Not only that, but also this was a spell that lasted the whole rest of the battle instead of just one turn, meaning that, EVERY time Mewtwo uses the Recover spell, it will work in reverse and drain health rather than replenish it.

Mewthree: "HA! How do you like this? Now, your health meter had been changed back to what it was before you used recover, while MY Life Force was brought back full! Not only that, but also you can't use the Recover spell, anymore, for each time you use it, it will work in reverse! You didn't HONESTLY think you could cheat your way to victory like last time, did you? Also, you're attacking the wrong person!"

The Dynamite Punch hit Mewthree... or so it seemed!

However, Golden Mewtwo could guess there was something terribly awkward about the target's reaction to the hit... when hit, Golden Mewtwo's arm was seen going clear through the skin with the target standing there as if he didn't even feel the hit... infact, little did Golden Mewtwo know that this "Mewthree" mirage was really a....???

(Ghost Poke'mon): "HAUNTER! Haunt haunt haunt-er!"

Haunter Poke'mon?!?!

Golden Mewtwo then heard a creepy voice...

DESTINY BOND!

As soon as Golden Mewtwo hit the Haunter, it's skin de-materialized, and Golden Mewtwo looked as if he had no time to react.

Not only that, but also, when it had hit, Golden Mewtwo could not move for merely a few second and, while both his arms remained intact, his main body was KOed by the force of the attack.

While, at the same time, the Ghost vanished... while Golden Mewtwo stood, looking as though he were sleep walking or something, and the real Mewthree was nowhere in sight... or so it seemed.

Mewthree: "Pikabo!"

Suddenly, a large snakehead shot at Golden Mewtwo's back...

Mewtwo had very little time to react to it...

(During this time, Goomba Village)

Seph quickly ducked away from the Goomba, and quickly drew out the Dark Weapon!

Seph: "Onguard!"

Seph then got in a battle stance, ready to make his move.

Seph: "I must say... you sure surprised me... not like you're a match for either of us, but still..."

Seph unsheeted the Dark Weapon, lept and tried to stab the Goomba with it (uncharged, that is).


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Posted on 10-21-04 04:44 AM, in Chronicles of Darkness 3: Resurrection Link
The attack would've worked on Mewthree... if not for one small flaw...

Mewthree is completely immune to negative status changes as he has no strengths or weaknesses, no given element (he's classified as a Hybrid Poke'mon; all elements), and isn't really good nor evil.

Mewthree: "Impressive... but may I point out I am immune to negative status change spells... unlike you, I was designed to resist those, you know! But anyways, fighting your Hyper character using my normal form is quite unfair... but I can fix that!"

Mewthree raised one hand high in the air...

Suddenly, a dimensional rift...

He began to glare with so much essence it was as if he were ready to implode with energy... too much for the average mortal to handle.

Until, suddenly, the eseence discipated and Mewthree was shown in his evolved form, Platinum Mewthree. He looked a little like before, only grayish black, had a rod over his head, and carried a visor.

Platinum Mewthree: "Impressed? Now, I am equiped with many of your special Golden Mewtwo abilties and more!"

Platinum Mewthree began to scan Golden Mewtwo...

As he had done so, he was given a handful of special abilities.

Auto-Aim: A special ability of Platinum Mewthree with lock on-like capabilities, only it has one slight advantage and disadvantage over it. Once enabled, Platinum Mewthree's visor completely lock it's aim dead on the target by planting heat-seeking crosshairs over it. Once this has been done, the user's attack(s) can't miss as long as it's used within 10 feet of the target. Otherwise, this ability's attack set becomes dodgeable-but-swift homing attacks.

Element Disrupt: Once locked on his target, Platinum Mewthree can change the nature of his target and his attacks at will in order to keep the advantage on the target. However, to disrupt the target's element, he must first shut down his Force Shield.

Force shield: When Platinum Mewthree succeed in locking his aim on foes, his shield goes online. The shield carefully scan the target's model of construction, DNA, attack and defense capabilities and then adapt itself into an unbreakable barrier that cannot be broken by any direct or indirect attack, physical, magical, or anything else. The only way to break the shield is either to disrupt Platinum Mewthree's aim or drain the shield's energy by hitting it enough. In short, as long as the Force Field is active, it was as if Platinum Mewthree had double the amount of HP he normally has.

Illusion: Once Platinum Mewthree has locked his aim dead on the target(s), he is enabled a special Dark-elemental illusions spell used to trick his foes. Until this ability is shut down, either by disrupting Platinum Mewthree's Auto-Aim ability or by draining his Force Field, he continuously creates mirages of enemy characters that act to attack the target from everywhere. While this is used, it feels and looks as though the target is being attacked by various illusional fiends Platinum Mewthree uses to fool the enemy, but in actuallity, there's really nothing there.

Data Stream: When enabled, Platinum Mewthree's sheild goes online, downloads the entire data stream filled with everyone's persona data, and then, and only then, is Platinum Mewthree equipped with every attack set possible. In short, as long as certain conditions aren't met, he is entitled to use spells/techs he normally doesn't know.

Stat Dispensor: Each turn, Platinum Mewthree has the option to deplete one stat point/ability of the target. However, to do this, Platinum Mewthree must first give up some MPs each time he uses this ability.

Platinum Mewthree: "Now, prepare for the worst, Mewtwo!"

Platinum Mewthree tried locking Golden Mewtwo on using his visor...

(During this time, Goomba Village)

Seph: "Goombario... give me your hand!"

Seph then grabbed Goombario by whatever part of him she could, and launched his body at the Goomba, trying to get Goombario to land a Missile Drop Kick on the Goomba.

Seph: "Nice day for a fight, eh? Unfortunately, I have no time for little pests like you!"

Seph then turned around, and started to shoot uncharged (in short... rather weak) beams of energy from her Dark Weapon at whatever Goombas there were that weren't in range of Goombario's attack.


(edited by Seph2k4 on 10-20-04 09:09 PM)
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Posted on 10-22-04 03:49 AM, in Chronicles of Darkness 3: Resurrection Link
Suddenly...

Platinum Mewthree's visor was scrambled! His auto-aim had been knocked off of Golden Mewtwo in an instant, taking out most of the additional features that came with the lock on capability! Fortunately, there were still two additional features still handy that didn't require the visor's help to operate...

Platinum Mewthree: "Hmph! I must say, you really are more persistant than I thought... but you are still no match for this!"

[Computer]: "AK3293J329VE3... insertion code in progress...."

Platinum Mewthree, realizing that he couldn't type in the codes using his visor, instead entered the codes with his mind...

Platinum Mewthree: "Now, to recoop what I lost..."

RELOAD!

Suddenly, Platinum Mewthree's visor was once again intact... only to go online and download a handful of essentials using the Data Stream ability before shutting it back down...

Once onlline, Platinum Mewthree downloaded: Headhunter's XR9 Precision Sniper Riffle (has x10, x20, x50, or even x100 zoom in capabilities, has lock on features, can fit any microweapon or bullet type in the gun barrel; in short, can fire anything), ZeroNumberX's S.U.I.T. (Securely Undestroyable Inorganic Tissue; basically a stronger version of Platinum Mewthree's current armor), Ziodius' Headbager's Blade (doesn't HAVE to hit the target to affect it, so you should REALLY watch out for this if he uses it to attack you with it!), and Havok's Death ability (finishing move that he used to "defeat" Ex Lightheart, making it such a feared move; fortunately, it wouldn't inflict instant death since Mewtwo can't be killed by anything, but it would still do EXTREMELY lethal damage, if not KO him, especially since it is a Dark-elemental spell, and Golden Mewtwo is weak against those kinds of spells)...

Platinum Mewthree: "Fool... you are making the same mistake many athose before you did... as you have learned from previous battles, the FALCON agents respond VERY harshly to death threats such as these in the midst of battle, and instead it is none other than the opponent who gets defeated, thinking they had him by the balls with the Ultimate tech o' doom they had been preparing... I hope you've learned from your mistake... if you're still conscious after this, that is!"

DEATH!

Golden Mewtwo, defenses down and all, watched as Platinum Mewthree then raised one hand high in the air...

Suddenly, a flashbang of light!

A portal opened beneath Golden Mewtwo's feet, and Golden Mewtwo was suddenly warped on a metalic platform above the night skies, nothing surrounding it but stars and galaxies... and a gigantic force field of dark matter, leaving not one milimeter of platform for Mewtwo to talk on.

And, look! It's a bird, it's a plane, its...

20 large raining dark energy daggers! They came and landed and, in a heartbeat, they came and impaled the entire dark energy force field, which ignited the field's Dark Deception powers by infusing it with ALL of Mewtwo's elemental weaknesses. It was also used to charge the grand finale of the tech...

For a while, a large dark moon appeared from far out, and the Dark Deception field continued to keep the target pinned right to the platform, the very source of the attack, with no means of escape, not even teleportation, until the moon hit and took out the platform... and everything on it!

For a while, Mewtwo saw the moon get closer and, as it came closer to him, he also saw that it got much larger in size... until...

WHOOSH!!

Golden Mewtwo could see it up close and personal, when it was at within merely a few inches of the platform. With Golden Mewtwo completely helpless, and with Platinum Mewthree out of sight, there are very minimal chances that Mewtwo could withstand the spell... even slimer chances of him countering it in some way as to get him out of this "losing" situation seeing how Mewthree was nowhere in sight (and out of this program's timeline, meaning he can't just "lure" Mewthree into it!)

Platinum Mewthree stood on the battle ground they were in before this tech was used, wondering if Golden Mewtwo would've withstood that ultrapowerful tech or not.

Platinum Mewthree *thinks*: "This should do it... if not, then Mewtwo should be pretty close to beaten, and seeing how he is without that wretched Recover spell, he'll have very little left in him if he is, infact, alive!"

(During this time, Goomba Village)

Seph, knowing they were trying to attack him on foot, found one very simple weakness in their attack strategy... free, open air to dodge to!

...And so she did! Seph literally jumped high in the air seconds before the first headbonk would hit...

While airborne, Seph continued to fire at as many goombas as she could with her Blaster cannon while she was waiting for her Concentration meter to fullfill, trying to fire away from Goombario AND hoping he would not walk into her line of fire in doing this!

Seph *thinks*: "You goombas are a mere annoyance to us... we can dish you guys out easily... all 500 or so of you!"


(edited by Seph2k4 on 10-21-04 06:52 PM)
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Posted on 10-22-04 03:55 AM, in GTA San Andreas Leaked Link
Originally posted by Hiryuu
Hell even some of the most unknown games get that...I mean it's not like some of these people have anything better to do.


In that case... expect there to be yet another Gamespot article saying how Dead or Alive: Ultimate just got leaked despite it's due out in less than a week (same day as San Andreas actually; not like it can compete with it in terms of sales, but nonetheless, I'm still picking it up for Xbox when it's out).
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