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Clockworkz

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"Hoargh! Take your shoes off!"
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Posted on 04-05-04 05:35 AM, in Battle free-for all! Link
As Clock forces the fish back to his hand, one of Oin's larger shards nails Clock right in the crotch...
"OH, GOD!" *kneels... falls over* "urrrrrrghhhhhhh"...
Clock will be down for 3 turns...
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-05-04 06:00 AM, in Zerodius, I'm coming for you! Link
The Blasts rained down on Rock. The Skull shield absorbed some some of the hits, but the rest destroyed the shield. 2 hit Rockman. He was scratched up, but feeling relatively ok. Rock then flashed blue, then became bi color blue/white and fired Iceman's weapon: Ice Slasher! *If it's a successful hit, the enemy suffers no damage, but he becomes frozen for 1d4 turns **rolls die** (it's a 1) While frozen, the enemy can suffer damage, but only subdual damage, which means that if he has any armor at all where hit (or a natural armour bonus of 3 or more), he suffers no damage.* He fires 2 slashers directly at Zero...
Ice Slasher's AP drops from 100 to 92.
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-05-04 06:06 AM, in cpubasic13 is a tard Link
Die.... Slowly, painfully...
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-05-04 06:07 AM, in cpubasic13 is a tard Link
Christ, please die.
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-05-04 06:08 AM, in cpubasic13 is a tard Link
I cannot believe you will not die! Shit!
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-05-04 06:10 AM, in Ok, who's worse? "Ninja AE", or "Cpubasic13 is a 'Tard"? Link
Ninja, but the new guy's creepin' up fast...
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-05-04 05:33 PM, in Open Challenge! Link
Christ! Did you completely ignore my last attacks? God, read the threads!
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-05-04 05:51 PM, in Battle free-for all! Link
Oh, ow! Owww! I'm gonna need backup!
Clock opens up a communicator on his wrist.
"Rockman Ultimate! I need you to fight for me! I'm down!"
"I'm on my way."
*a blue beam of light flashes down on the war. Rockman shows up, and transports Clock away from danger. Check the profiles thread for Rockman Ultimate's info.*
"I'm your problem now, Oin", spoke the battle robot. He flashed light blue and fired Freezeman's Weapon: Freeze Cracker! *The weapon fires a huge ball of ice, that, when hitting anything, splits apart into many sharp shards that scatter everywhere.*
He fired it directly at Oin.
Freeze Cracker's Ammo Points (AP) dropped from 100 to 92.
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-06-04 01:53 AM, in Battle free-for all! Link
Off: What ever happened to the Ice Cracker, foo?

"Oh, please, Oin. I'm made out of synthetic man-made materials. No iron or shit like that went into any of me!"
Rock jumped nimbly out of the way.
He shone a Redish color, then turned into a deep red hue. He then fired Magnetman's weapon: Magnet Missle! It was aimed at Oin! *The weapon is in the shape of a horseshoe magnet. It homes into it's target, then explodes doing a high amount of damage.*
Magnet Missle's AP dropped from 100 to 96.
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-06-04 02:01 AM, in Zerodius, I'm coming for you! Link
Off: Zero = short for ZEROdius. And when I roll my dice, I never lie. I swear to God.

"Heh... I gotcha now!" He then glowed a firey orange and used Fireman's attack: Fireball! *A fireball is launched. Two other fireballs surround the user for the duration of the next turn, deflecting any melee or projectile attack. Saving throws may be rolled. When combined with any freezing attack, this attack may melt the ice and the opponent, as if he were encased in liquid nitrogen. This does not account for any creature with even a -1 or less resistance to cold. This will only happen on a critical strike (17-20). **rolls die** It's an 18.*
"Hope you got fire insurance!"
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-06-04 02:03 AM, in Open Challenge! Link
Well, Kefka? It's your move, pal.
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-06-04 02:08 AM, in What are you listening to? (PARAGRAPH, WITH DETAIL ABOUT THE SONG OR IT'S OVER) Link
Chevelle - Send the Pain Below... Wait... wait... now it's *changes song* The Darkness - I Believe in a Thing Called Love. Odd Combo, huh?
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-06-04 02:10 AM, in Should there be a Rocky VI? Link
Who says Stallone will be fightin'? I'm talkin' bout his son gettin in the ring and whoopin' some ass like a Marine filled with booze and crank! OOO-RAH!
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-06-04 02:14 AM, in Zerodius, I'm coming for you! Link
Off - in other words, are you resistant to cold, even a little bit? If you are, the melting will not affect you. If not, you will begin to melt; you and the ice; however, there is one turn time period in between when you can try and cancel out this effect with a spell or whatever. Sorry for not clearing this up.
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-06-04 02:22 AM, in Does anyone have Tech TV? If so Have You Ever Seen X Play? Link
Wow, are you kidding me? I'd do her in a second. Quote Carlin:
Sometimes, I'll find myself looking at the large, yet perfectly rounded breasts on the redhead *on X-Play*. Then my thoughts turn slightly romantic: "WOW! Look at the knobs on that one, man! What fuckin' knobs! Knob city USA, man! Hey; I think I'll go out and buy myself a weenie! Then, I'll conceal the weenie in my pants! Then, come the halftime activities, I'm whippin' out the weenie! Then, I'm gonna eat the weenie in front of her and force her ta watch!.... Nah, she prolly, wouldn't understand; that's just my way of askin' for a date"
...And I'd do just that, too! *runs*


(edited by Clockworkz on 04-05-04 05:22 PM)
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-06-04 02:26 AM, in Team battle Link
Rockman Ultimate: "Need some help with this little creep, LK?"
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-06-04 02:41 AM, in Games that should be made into movies Link
Games to be made into Movies:
Contra, Serious Sam, Metroid, Custer's Revenge, Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch: Make My Video, Steel Battilion, Crimson Skies, Kirby's Avalanche, Killer Instinct, Starcraft (that would be a helluva good movie), Mario & Luigi, Golden Sun, and The Legend of Zelda: OOT.
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-06-04 02:47 AM, in Howard Stern's April Fools joke... Link
AAAGH! BURN THE NON-BELIEVER! BURN HIM! He has besmerged the God of Radio Talk Shows! Burn, I say!
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-06-04 05:19 AM, in Zerodius, I'm coming for you! Link
"Well, thanks for not attacking, you boob!"
Rock flashed green, Then fired Toadman's weapon: Rain Flush! *torrents of acidic liquid fall from the sky, destroying eveything it touches. It does not damage the user. It deals high-extreme damage*
Rain Flush's AP dropped from 100 to 80.
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-06-04 05:40 AM, in Hotest girl ever! Link

Hey, it ain't porn!



(edited by Clockworkz on 04-05-04 08:42 PM)
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