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Acmlm's Board - I2 Archive - - Posts by ErkDog |
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ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 22/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?"). "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am", he replied, and left. MORAL: NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO READS. IT'S LIKELY SHE CAN ALSO THINK. (restricted) |
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 24/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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yes we STILL know it's broken..... |
so I guess that makes us even... close please ?
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 25/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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Just wanted to create a poll about the new server..... which *cough* someone I *cough* know runs..... |
If you'd like to show your support for Acmlm's forum, please use http://www.fiftypounds.com For your future or current webhosting needs. It's the customers who subsidise the server, and allow me to in turn, host Acmlm's board for free. Our cheapest plan is $5 a month for 500 Megs of harddrive space. and 15 Gigs of bandwidth. Don't let these providers who go OMG Unlimited bandwidth and OMG 98734783 Gigs of bandwidth fool you. They only offer it to you, cause they KNOW you won't use it, and most people think "More is better". Acmlm had Unlimited Bandwidth on Overclocked.org but I don't think any of us could maintain that Overclocked.org is a better host than Fiftypounds.com... now could we ??
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 26/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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any of you that voted for not seeing a speed difference |
are most likely on Dialup so you wouldn't notice if you bother to look at the very bottom of the page every now and then though you'd see plainly..... that.... the page generation times are usually under 1 second..... the average page gen time on Overclocked was probably about 2+ seconds.... Average here would be about .... .4 seconds
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 27/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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well most likely OC.org kept throwing more and more stuff on their free servers.... |
my board has 140,000 posts and the load times on all pages are slightly above this..... but I'm doing alot more SQL on most of my pages too... so it makes sense.....
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 28/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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lol yes X... we all know how much you love me.... |
I'm sure you didn't probably make that number up..... and of course ... in certain situations certain pages may take... a little longer to run than others..... but on the whole.... nobody can dispute the fact... that on the average.... the page generation times are -signifigantly- faster than they were before...
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 29/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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lol Colleen nice "undecisive" reply..... |
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 30/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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nope everyone starts from scratch again... |
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 31/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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Jesper... no we wouldn't.... |
note.... unsupported..... end note.... I had no "migration" script from 1.8a to 1.9 I simply looked at the new database structure looked at the old database structure and figured it out.... and alot of people, would probably just use a public 1.9 release, as an excuse to just restart their board....
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 32/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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My webhost is currently experiencing connectivity Issues with one of their uplinks... |
specifically ALGX.net if you experience trouble connecting to the board, please contact someone online NOT in your area to see if they are having trouble as well This recent ALGX downtime was fixed within the hour..... Thanks....
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 33/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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why do I need to be an admin ?? |
1) there are already like 8 admins 2) if something uber hardcore urgent comes up and magically one of the EIGHT admins aren't around... I'm sure Acmlm / Emuz trust me enough to handle it in a manner they would agree with other than that.... I don't really participate on this board enough, to be an admin
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 34/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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1.92 is definitely hardcore far superior to 1.8a |
Acmlm would be doing the community a large favor to say the least, by publically releasing 1.92 and the SQL Strucutre, with no Upgrade / Migration scripts
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 35/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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yeah I know they can |
but anyody good w/ PHP / SQL is just ognna plain upgrade their DB, not mess around with making a migration script
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 36/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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put the link in your SIGNATURE |
that's wher eit belongs Header is for setting up tables and the like if you want to "promote your friends art" promtoe it in your Sig... where it belongs.....
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 37/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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Originally posted by Colleen Blizzard will only select the beta testers when... - The servers are up and running. - The game files are posted. - The beta CD's are ready to be mailed off. Signs are pointing to sometime within the week, but Blizzard always waits until things are perfect. if they waited till things were "perfect" then there would be no beta, considering as that's why it exists in the first place is to test for bugs and gameplay inbalances which all chip away at "perfection" lol but I know what you mean Colleen
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 38/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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Mike... your posts makes no sense..... |
you HAVE to have a linux distro.... I seriously doubt... you downloaded the Linux Kernel source.... and created your OWN Distro of Linux.....
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 39/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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hahahah Drag remember when I kept harassing you for it on IRC ? |
ErkDog |
Fuzz Ball Level: 47 Posts: 40/982 EXP: 752190 For next: 14013 Since: 03-15-04 From: Richmond, VA Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 19 days
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*sigh* |
1) buying an account on ANOTHER Webhost doesn't help Subsidise Acmlm's board CyMORON 2) there is no cache server 3) I'm glad none of you know how SQL Works..... My board is the EXACT same speed as this one right now.... and I have MORE SQL Queries and my Database is like 60 times the total size..... Having a big ass database only makes certain tasks take longer thread.php newreply.php index.php and forum.php profile.php etc..... are not any of those tasks..... the thing that directly affects those pages..... is server load..... I asked Jesper to make a logo... but he didn't... so one of my investors did.... Acmlm could just as easily make a new Powered by logo as I can have one 45 tall made.... Emuz's Paypal image won't match either Mine OR the Acmlm image, unless he manufactures his own..... |
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