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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 241/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: If you take a look to your right, you'll noticed two words, both being the same. This word his known as "played"! As you can deduct, its infinitive is "to play" and it is currently in the "past tense". Therefore, you can, once again, deduct that all seven games have passed. Announcer: Basically . . . try again. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 242/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: What?! It's not my fault this guy's a nutter! Besides, *looks at watch* the tranquilizer dart I hit him with should be kicking in right about now. | |||
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 243/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Sorry JJ## but Kirby All The Way got it before you did. Announcer: Hmm, if this continues, I feel that NSNick's prized lead might be threatened. Screen of Points: NSNick -- 15 Points Jagori -- 9 Points Kefka -- 6 Points Kirby ATW -- 5 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Emptyeye -- 2 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point Felix -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Xkeeper -- 0 Points ETG -- 0 Points JJ64 -- 0 Points Teddylot: *goes to check on the computers in the control room* Hmm, everything seems to be running smoothly. *turns out lights and exits* Computer: *red glowy eyes* Question 44: While working out with weights, Ari Gant had his personal trainer put a 25 pound weight on each end of the bar, a 10 pound weight on each end, and then three two pound weights on each end. Ari then took over and lifted the bar above his head. How much did Ari lift all together? Note: The FIVE point bonus is still free for all. See page 8 (This is on the default, 20 posts/page.) If no one has answered it by page 10, it'll be gone . . . forever . . . because I'll give out the answer . . . Booga! Note2: There are another 4 Bonus Points available. See page 9 (Default 20 posts/page). |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 244/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 245/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| The Jester stood there . . . gazing at the oncoming anvil and not attempting to dodge it. It was headed straight for him. That is until Teddylot came back to the rescue. The teddy bear peeked up from an adjacent manhole, dragged Jest down with him, and then spun the manhole cover back in its place. Of course, being his wily self, the teddy left a little "booming" surprise on the top of it. Down in the sewers . . . Teddylot: 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . .-- Jest: Aw nuts, my jeans are soggy. Teddylot: Well so am I, so stop complaining and be on the lookout for more of those annoying clones while I finish counting down. Jest: . . . Teddylot: . . . 0 KABLOOIE! ((Sorry for the delay. Took me a while to think of a comeback. =P)) |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 246/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Announcer: Well, since the answer we were looking for was 82 lbs. plus the bar, then I guess we could give it to you. Teddylot: Oh, and now for a little insight to my mind. The answer to the FIVE point bonus question is . . . wait a minute, I'm getting something from the show's producer through my ear thingy . . . Hmm . . . Okies! Well, in the show's best interest I will give everybody a chance to poke a few last guesses at the FIVE point bonus question. If nobody gets the answer by the time I post tommorow, then I'll give away the answer. Screen of Points: NSNick -- 15 Points Jagori -- 9 Points Kefka -- 6 Points Kirby ATW -- 6 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Emptyeye -- 2 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point Felix -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Xkeeper -- 0 Points ETG -- 0 Points JJ64 -- 0 Points Question 45: The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States has the same mother and the same father, but were not brothers. How could this be possible? Announcer: Okay, when answering this question, DO NOT go looking for the answer using search engines. Teddylot: Or whatnot. Announcer: It's not playing fair. Note: You have until tommorow when I post to answer the FIVE point bonus. See page 8 for details. (Default page settings) Teddylot: Booga! Note2: There are another 4 Bonus Points available. See page 9 (Default 20 posts/page). You have until Friday at 6:00 p.m. to figure them out. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 247/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Woah, ATW, you're wandering off a bit there. Announcer: And NSNick takes the cake with his historically acurate answer. =D Screen of Points: NSNick -- 16 Points Jagori -- 9 Points Kefka -- 6 Points Kirby ATW -- 6 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Emptyeye -- 2 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point Felix -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Xkeeper -- 0 Points ETG -- 0 Points JJ64 -- 0 Points Question 46: Which would be worth more, a pound of $10 pure gold coins or half a pound of $20 pure gold coins; or would they be worth the same amount? Explain. Teddylot: I know the answer! Announcer: Boy, that's a first. Note: You have until tommorow when I post to answer the FIVE point bonus. See page 8 for details. (Default page settings) Note2: There are another 4 Bonus Points available. See page 9 (Default 20 posts/page). You have until Friday at 6:00 p.m. to figure them out. (edited by Teddylot on 06-07-04 08:09 PM) |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 248/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Announcer: This one goes to JJ64. This finally puts him on the important board. Teddylot: But he'll have to get a few more points to actually matter in this game. Screen of Points: NSNick -- 16 Points Jagori -- 9 Points Kefka -- 6 Points Kirby ATW -- 6 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Emptyeye -- 2 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point Felix -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point JJ64 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Xkeeper -- 0 Points ETG -- 0 Points Teddylot: Alrighty then, umm, next question. Question 47: Archduke Francis Ferdinand of Austria was shot on June 28, 1914. When the attendants rushed over to him, they could not get him out of his uniform. Consequently, he bled to death. The problem they had encountered was that they could not unbutton or unzip his uniform. Why? Teddylot: Historical! Note: You have until tommorow when I post to answer the FIVE point bonus. See page 8 for details. (Default page settings) Note2: There are another 4 Bonus Points available. See page 9 (Default 20 posts/page). You have until Friday at 6:00 p.m. to figure them out. Announcer: Come on, guys! Try and give these a whirl. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 249/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: . . . Holy Bonus Points! *looks at the announcer* Felix just got the bonus right! . . . Nutty! Announcer: Well, I guess your mind wasn't as intricate as you boasted, Teddylot. Oh, and I'll be giving the mainstream point to Kirby ATW, since he gave the answer I was looking for. Teddylot: Oh, but Apple did point out that the Archduke was sewn into his uniform, so he will not be visiting the dreaded Screen of Shame. Instead, he will reinstate the Screen of Valiant Effort. Good job! Screen of Points: NSNick -- 16 Points Jagori -- 9 Points Kirby All The Way -- 7 Points Kefka -- 6 Points Felix -- 6 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Emptyeye -- 2 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point JJ64 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Xkeeper -- 0 Points ETG -- 0 Points Screen of Valiant Effort: Apple -- 0 Points Teddylot: Now, for the next question. Question 48: The Isle of Begile is a place where the natives always lie, and the visitors always tell the truth. Shadow is interviewing prospective candidates for police work, the requirements being that the person must be a truth teller. While interviewing a young man for the job, the applicant suddenly volunteers that the woman in line behind him had confided that she is a native. Is the young man in the interview qualified for the job? Explain. Teddylot: Hmm, good thing I'm a visitor. Note2: There are another 4 Bonus Points available. See page 9 (Default 20 posts/page). You have until Friday at 6:00 p.m. to figure them out. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 250/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| >.> Clockworkz: Dude, do you know humor? (Don't answer that it's rhetorical.) Garfield simply pounded his hand onto the counter and, in doing so, hurt it. Sheesh. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 251/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Emptyeye has it. Screen of Points: NSNick -- 16 Points Jagori -- 9 Points Kirby All The Way -- 7 Points Kefka -- 6 Points Felix -- 6 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Emptyeye -- 3 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point JJ64 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Xkeeper -- 0 Points ETG -- 0 Points *screen goes all static-y, yet is still legible* Teddylot: Hmm, that's odd. Some punk must be messing with the computers in the control room. I'll go give it a look. Announcer: In the meantime, on with the next question. Question 49: Based on the laws of the U.S. Constitution, there are five requirements a person must meet in order to become President of the United States: The candidate must: -must be at least 35 years old -must be a citizen of the United States -must have resided in the United States for at least 14 years -must have been born in the United States. There is one more requirement. What is it? Announcer: Hmm, where's Teddylot when you need him to say something quirky. >.> Note: There are another 4 Bonus Points available. See page 9 (Default 20 posts/page). You have until Friday at 6:00 p.m. to figure them out. Announcer: *taps foot* Dang it, where's Teddylot? *dun dun dun* |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 252/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| *theme music on* Announcer: Hey there and welcome to "Presidents 411", the second Teddylot game show production. Now, here's your host . . . Teddylot. A small, two foot tall teddy bear came trudging down the aisle in between the audience. In his descent, he shook as many of his admiring fans' hands as possible. Teddylot mounted the stage and made his way to his desk where he took a sip of his pre-made hot cocoa. He picked up the papers that were neatly stacked out his desk, scanned them, and then threw them in the trash. Teddylot: Hey there folks! I'm your host, Teddylot. You may remember me from a passed game show production or even some Story Forum stories, such as the classic, "Of Machines and Magik" or the ongoing "The Evil Reign: Remixed". In this game, I will simply give you a list of questions pertaining to the presidents in United States history. Some may be easy to answer, some tricksy, and others . . . just plain difficult. Unlike my other current show, this game is much shorter and I will give you all of the questions in one go. Announcer: Thank God! Oh, and in this game, there are a few rules. *rules appear on screen* 1) NO LOOKING UP THE ANSWERS! This is the single, most important rule. If you break it, and we find out. You'll be severely punished. (If it's a bonus question you may look it up.) 2) You may answer as many questions as you want in one post, but you can only give one answer per question per post. (i.e.: Question 3 Billion: It's either Him or Her. I'm not too sure.) 3) Bwaha! There is no three! Teddylot: Each question is worth one point unless stated otherwise. Now, *shuffles his index cards* let's begin. Questions: 1) 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10) 11) 12) 13) 14) 15) 16) 17) 18) 19) 20) Who were the only former presidents to serve in the Senate? 21) Teddylot: Oh man, I'm loving this. 22) 23) 24) 25) Announcer: Well, there you have it. Go out and answer those questions. Teddylot: And remember . . . Don't drink and drive! Announcer: And don't look up the answers either. (edited by Teddylot on 07-29-04 07:01 PM) (edited by Teddylot on 07-30-04 03:17 PM) (edited by Teddylot on 08-02-04 01:51 PM) (edited by Teddylot on 08-02-04 04:33 PM) |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 253/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Announcer: And yes, Kirby All The Way gets the point there. Screen of Points: NSNick -- 16 Points Jagori -- 9 Points Kirby All The Way -- 8 Points Kefka -- 6 Points Felix -- 6 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Emptyeye -- 3 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point JJ64 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Xkeeper -- 0 Points ETG -- 0 Points Announcer: . . . You know . . . It kinda sucks not having anybody to talk with. Question 50: Mr. and Mrs. Payload were walking home from the shopping mall with their purchases when Mr. Payload began to complain that his load was too heavy. Mrs. Payload turned to her husband and said, "I don't know what you're complaining about because if you gave me one of your parcels, I would have twice as many as you, and if I gave you just one of mine, we would have equal loads." How many parcels were each carrying? Announcer: . . . yeah. Note: There are another 4 Bonus Points available. See page 9 (Default 20 posts/page). You have until Friday at 6:00 p.m. to figure them out. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 254/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| NSNick's Answers: 4) Correct. 6) Correct. 6 Bonus) False. 16) Correct. Teddylot: Heh, we just had this in the other game show. 21) You forgot to answer the other half of the question. 23) Correct. 24) Correct. 25) False. Emptyeye's Answers: 2) Correct. 7) Correct. 7 Bonus) Not Quite. 11) Correct. 15) False. Teddylot: Dude, he didn't live long enough to even become president. =P 18) False. Teddylot: You know. I thought that'd be easy for you guys. (edited by Teddylot on 06-08-04 10:51 PM) |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 255/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Hmm, new participants. neotransotaku Answer's: 1) Wrong. 13) Correct. 14) Correct. 15) Correct. Teddylot: Now, most people, well, scratch that, most educated people would think that Garfield was the first assassinated president since he was shot on the tracks. However, in fact, he had a different cause of death other than his bullet wound. Pneumonia or something along those lines. wolfman2000's Answers: 2) . . . Erm *goes to check* Yes it was. 21) Correct. Announcer: Ouch. And wolfman2K steals NSNick's prospective point. Teddylot: *sniff* I love that story. Jarukoth's Answers: 8) Wrong. 9) Wrong. Teddylot: Well, I guess your guesses aren't good enough for the big leagues, son. (edited by Teddylot on 06-09-04 05:44 PM) |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 256/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 257/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Actually . . . they're all wrong. >.> Announcer: The question implies that they were part of the House/Senate after their presidency. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 258/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| neotransotaku's Answers: 5) Correct. 5 Bonus) Correct. 9) Uber False. Teddylot: Sorry, but your answer is way off. Coolidge was a president in the late twenties, correct? And you have to be 35 to be a president, correct? You do the math. 18) True Heian-794's Answers: 10) Correct. wolfman2000's Answers: 1) Wrong again. Announcer: Hmm, I thought these questions would go a lot quicker. >.> Oh well. Teddylot: Sorry . . ., umm, *re-reads cue card* I'm sorry I can't pronounce your name. Anyway, there's no color for you, so you'll have to just stick with blue. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 259/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| >.> Garfield's birthday is on June 19th. I remember reading the birthday strip (or series in this case) last year. It was a change (since he met his old self), but still didn't please comically. *puts his two cents into the thought jar* See, what I'd like to see come back to the dry, old strip is fun. After going over my "Garfield's Twentieth Anniversary Collection," I noticed that there was more to Garfield besides his weight and there was more to the strip besides that stupid counter.  Garfield used to go on vacations, have other, alternate identities (i.e. Banana Peal Man), and sometimes, I know I shouldn't say it but, he was somewhat, remotely funny. Now, when it comes to humor, he may have never been able to achieve the greatness of "Pearls before Swine" or "The Boondocks," but he could entertain at times. The thing is . . . Garfield and the strip have lost their dimension. Now, if only Jim Davis (who is 58 years of age, so we have several more years left of that fat cat) would take him off the counter and put him in different situations much like the ones Kasumi thought up (except the Odie becoming pregnant one,) the strip may just regain its edge.. . . Yes, I'm done. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 260/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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The secret to sine/cosine/tangent is . . . sohcahtoa!!! Remember the "h"'s! They're silent.   Anyway, I've been trucking through my finals all week long. Not breaking into a sweat, crumbling under the constant pressure to do well, or anything like that. I've been pretty much taking it easy. You know, like not studying for over thirty minutes and constantly taking breaks. Tomorrow's my last one, and I get home at 9:30 . . . in the morning! =D *thumbs up + onomatopoeia * Note: sohcahtoa soh: sine = opposite/hypotenuse cah: cosine = adjacent/hypotenuse toa: tangent = opposite/adjacent You can pretty much base everything off of that. <.< (edited by Teddylot on 06-10-04 09:14 PM) |
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