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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 201/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: *eyes LostAuzzie suspiciously* And I thought you were smart. Announcer: For a note, your answer is physcially impossible. The answer we are looking for is physically possible. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 202/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Hmm, looks like NSNick had the right idea all along. Announcer: And it was that Jagori was right. Screen of Points: Jagori -- 7 Points NSNick -- 4 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Kefka -- 2 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Kirby ATW -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point Felix -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Teddylot: *sigh* Jagori is running away with the game . . . *shakes NSNick* WHERE'S THE COMPETITION I WAS EXPECTING FROM YOU??? Question 23: It is impossible for anyone to survive longer than one week without drinking, yet Abdullah managed a ten day desert crossing without finding water or bringing any along. How was this possible? |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 203/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: . . . AWESOME! A new crew member! Now . . . where to put you. The captain teddy glanced around the room until he found something that would be of some use. He picked it up, difficultly as it was bigger than he, and dropped it at the newcomer's feet. Teddylot: Alrighty, you get to swab the deck until we actually get to going somewhere. Teddylot then took the stairs back up to the main deck. He squinted as the sun reflected off of his beady eyes. Once he could clearly guide himself around, he noticed his struggling first mate trying to get the attention of the new, disorderly crew. The captain walked up to his good friend and snatched away the megaphone. Teddylot: *to Zap* You need to work on your peoples skills. Now, look at me do my best. *to the crew* LISTEN, YOU BLOWHARDS!!! I don't want ANY trouble on this ship, ya hear? I want everybody to call to attention on this filthy boat or you won |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 204/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: *turns back to new contestant* We were expecting you . . . *turns around* with a right answer, and unfortunately, yours was wrong. Soooo, just keep pummeling us with those other ideas of yours or you just might end up on that dreaded Screen of Shame. Your reputation as a mastermind at brain teasers may be at risk. Announcer: Welcome back to the board, Emptyeye. Teddylot: Yeah, that too. I remember reading about you in Acmlm Board History Books.  |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 205/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Good answer, but no. Abdullah is human. Oh, and there is nothing special about him. He's just a regular guy. | |||
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 206/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: I like acidic water, too, NSNick. Anyway, Kefka got it right. And he answered it quite thouroughly, which just makes you want to scrath your chin. Screen of Points: Jagori -- 7 Points NSNick -- 4 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Kefka -- 3 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Kirby ATW -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point Felix -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Emptyeye -- 0 Points (This thing must be broken or something.) Teddylot: *whistles* Interesting predicament! Question 24: Suppose you have an open topped box that is 5cm x 5cm x 5cm. (capacity: 125: 125 cubic centimeters) Inside the box is a steel ball-bearing that is 25 cubic centimeters in size. Next to the box is a two liter pail filled with mercury. How many cubic centimeters of mercury would you have to pour into the box to completely submerge the ball bearing? |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 207/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Announcer: Like not to make useless posts. Teddylot: Hey, that makes two things that Kefka has learned today. Screen of Points: Jagori -- 7 Points NSNick -- 5 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Kefka -- 3 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Kirby ATW -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point Felix -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Emptyeye -- 0 Points Teddylot: You know, I figured NSNick was going to get this one right. Anyway, toward the next question. Question 25: It was in the fall of 1962 that a man went to town with $50 in his pocket, but he returned at night with $150. He bought a hat at a clothing store and some apples at the market. Then he had his eyes tested. He gets paid every Thursday by cheque. The banks are only open on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays. The eye doctor is closed on Saturday. The market stays closed on Thursday and Friday. On what day did the man go to town? |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 208/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| I'm not too psyched about the movie, but I am planning on watching it with my friends. Personally, the trailor was a bit iffy for me. It was probably just my acute senses, but I couldn't take any of the actors seriously when they tried to be serious. (i.e. Hermione punching Malfoy, Harry on Sirius Black.) Maybe it's just because they're just tiny clips. *shrugs* Uncle Elmo: They were originally planning on doing Book Four in two volumes, but then, I guess, they were able to cut enough of the original story out in order to make it fit a la Lord of the Rings. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 209/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Kefka has it! Screen of Points: Jagori -- 7 Points NSNick -- 5 Points Kefka -- 4 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Kirby ATW -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point Felix -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Emptyeye -- 0 Points Teddylot: Hmm, this is getting interesting. NSNick, look out! That "n00b" is catching up to you. Question 26: Dee Septor, the famous mind reader, says his job description can be summed up using just three letters of the alphabet. What letters are they? Teddylot: *looks at script* When do more hard questions come up? |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 210/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: I was expecting this to be answered quickly and by you, Kefka! Screen of Points: Jagori -- 7 Points NSNick -- 5 Points Kefka -- 5 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Kirby ATW -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point Felix -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Emptyeye -- 0 Points Teddylot: Now, for something not-so-easy. Question 26: Neon Slick adjusted his sunglasses as he sped down the winding mountain road into town. Being very nearsighted, he required corrective lenses. Arriving at the optician's, he tried on his new lenses, and since he could now see perfectly, decided to wear them home. On his way back, Neon saw his brother-in-law, Sid Shady. He stopped and a violent argument ensued. Sid picked up a rock and smashed it on Neon's forehead, killing him. Sid then put the dead body into the car. Seeing Neon's sunglasses on the passenger seat he slipped them on Neon and then pushed the car off the road down a steep ravine. When Shadow examined the body he declared that it was no accident but a heinous murder. Why was Shadow convinced that Neon was murdered? |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 211/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Out of all of you, Xkeep has the closest answer. He's just missing one small detail that'll give him the points. Announcer: Kirby ATW wasn't that close, and NSNick was way off. Remember, Shadow didn't know that Slick went to the optometrist's. Therefore, to Shadow, Neon could've been murdered at any time during the day. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 212/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Nice try, audience man, but no guacamole! Announcer: Hmm, if you all read Xkeeper's answer, you just might be enlightened. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 213/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Announcer: NSNick gets this one right. The man's new lenses were contacts, so he had two perscriptioned eyewares on at the same time. That sucks for driving, you know. Teddylot: Plus, we're giving him the points because it's his birthday. Happy Birthday NSNick. Stay cool! Screen of Points: Jagori -- 7 Points NSNick -- 6 Points Kefka -- 5 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Kirby ATW -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point Felix -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Emptyeye -- 0 Points Xkeeper -- 0 Points ETG -- 0 Points Teddylot: NSNick, it'd be great if you got this one right as well. Then, you could say that I gave you two presents. That just makes me two times cooler. =D Question 27: A worm is at the bottom of a forty meter hole. It can crawl upwards at the rate of four meters in one day, but at night, it slips back three meters. At this rate, how long will it take the worm to crawl out of the hole? |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 214/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: . . . *points to the announcer* Announcer: What?! Screen of Points: Jagori -- 7 Points NSNick -- 6 Points Kefka -- 6 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Kirby ATW -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point Felix -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Emptyeye -- 0 Points Xkeeper -- 0 Points ETG -- 0 Points Teddylot: Curse you, Kefka. How dare you answer a question that was meant to be NSNick's present! Question 28: Forward I'm heavy, backward I'm not. What am I? Teddylot: Dun dun dun! |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 215/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Announcer: To answer the PM Kefka sent me, yes, the answer is "ton"! Teddylot: Clever. Screen of Points: Jagori -- 8 Points NSNick -- 6 Points Kefka -- 6 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Kirby ATW -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point Felix -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Emptyeye -- 0 Points Xkeeper -- 0 Points ETG -- 0 Points Teddylot: Hmm, Jagori, I thought you left or something. Question 29: If 3 plums are worth 2 apples, how many apples are 24 plums worth? Announcer: Psssht, I should just give this point away. Teddylot: And Kefka, you don't get the point because it wasn't your birthday. Announcer: And we were looking for the perscription sunglasses you left out. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 216/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Yep, we do that just to spite you NSNick. Screen of Points: Jagori -- 9 Points NSNick -- 6 Points Kefka -- 6 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Kirby ATW -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point Felix -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Emptyeye -- 0 Points Xkeeper -- 0 Points ETG -- 0 Points Teddylot: Hmm, the vacations should be able to give the slackers a chance to catch back up. Question 30: Dan Manly was revisiting his home town when an old friend called, "Hey Dan, how have you been? It must be 15 years since we last saw each other." "At least that," replied Dan. "I've been keeping well, but tell me about yourself." Dan's friend answered, "I'm married now but to someone that you wouldn't know. By the way, this is my daughter." Dan looked down at the little girl and asked her name. "It's the same as my mother's," the little girl replied. "Then I bet your name is Susan," said Dan. How could he know? |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 217/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Honestly, do you have selective reading impairement? Announcer: And we were looking for the perscription sunglasses you left out. As for me, I was just playing my character. Very well, might I add. Announcer: And no, we aren't whatever-ing you. If you want to complain about a question being too easy, don't. You've gotten your fair share, as well. Also, NO CURSING IN THIS THREAD. I don't care if you censor it. 1) It still doesn't change the meaning of what you said. 2) Most people know the two missing letters you left out. It's no mystery. Next time, hold your tongue. Teddylot: Besides, cursing is for people who can't express themselves in actual words. *nods* Now, where's Dani's clipboard when you need it? Screen of Points: Jagori -- 9 Points NSNick -- 7 Points Kefka -- 6 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Kirby ATW -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point Felix -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Emptyeye -- 0 Points Xkeeper -- 0 Points ETG -- 0 Points Teddylot: Now, guys, please do stop butting heads. It may be good for ratings, but not good for reputation. Question 31: In Hawaii, if you drop a steel ball weighing five pounds from a height of 45 inches, will it fall more rapidly through water at 20 degrees Fahrenheit or water at 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Or will it make no difference? Teddylot: Now, kiddies, play nice. (edited by Teddylot on 05-27-04 10:47 PM) |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 218/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: And the champ makes the board with his first point. Screen of Points: Jagori -- 9 Points NSNick -- 7 Points Kefka -- 6 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Kirby ATW -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point Felix -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point Emptyeye -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Xkeeper -- 0 Points ETG -- 0 Points Teddylot: So . . . *goes up to the contestant section of the game show arena* Why don't you tell us a bit about yourselves before you give your response, heh? It'll give the audience and those reading at home the ability to relate with you all. Therefore, giving us higher ratings. Anyone? Question 32: At 7 a.m. a train moving 90 kph leaves Montreal heading for Toronto. At 8 a.m. a train running 110 kph leaves Toronto heading for Montreal. Which train will be closer to Montreal when they meet? Announcer: And to make things more interesting, you have to tell something about yourself in your next post or your answer will be ignored. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 219/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| I remember hearing that Jim Carrey was continually pestered by medical organizations for making the movie. Apparently, he didn't portray schizophrenia the way it really is, therefore, giving the general public a false perception on the disorder. Schizo n. Any of a group of psychotic disorders usually characterized by withdrawal from reality, illogical patterns of thinking, delusions, and hallucinations, and accompanied in varying degrees by other emotional, behavioral, or intellectual disturbances. Schizophrenia is associated with dopamine imbalances in the brain and defects of the frontal lobe and is caused by genetic, other biological, and psychosocial factors. dictionary.com See, nothing really having to do with split personalities.  . . . I'm not a big fan of the movie myself.  |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 220/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Announcer: Heh, looks like Kefka's too scared to show up after I showed him who was boss. Teddylot: And you did a very nice job of it, too. *looks around* Now, you can go show that rampaging dinosaur that just escaped from Doctor Demented's lab and is currently coming to destroy our stage who's boss. Announcer: *chest puffed up* Bring on the sucker! *puts on boxing gloves* Teddylot: Take him out, Rocky! Screen of Points: Jagori -- 9 Points NSNick -- 7 Points Kefka -- 6 Points LostAuzzie -- 3 Points Kirby ATW -- 2 Points Geeogree -- 1 Point Ultimanium -- 1 Point Felix -- 1 Point neotransotaku -- 1 Point wolfman2000 -- 1 Point Emptyeye -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Jarukoth -- 0 Points Edsgravy0 -- 0 Points Xkeeper -- 0 Points ETG -- 0 Points Teddylot: . . . *rings bell* Round 1 Begins! From outside . . . Announcer: Come on you over-grown piece of revitalized DNA! I'm gonna send you back to your momma! Dino: RAWR! Question 33: A particular pumpkin weighs 3/4 of a kilogram plus 3/4 of a pumpkin. How much does this pumpkin weigh? Teddylot: And please, do note that the previously mentioned rule is still in use. And make it better than Kirby ATW's. I know it won't be too hard. From outside . . . Announcer: Gwaaah! Bystanders: Oooooh! Some guy: Ouch, that one hurt him! |
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