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Pirate AE

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Posted on 08-05-04 08:11 AM, in Scientists in Sweden can disintegrate nanothreads. Link
Dammit, man, it seems like your country is getting better and better...
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Posted on 08-05-04 09:12 AM, in The Best of the Worst - Most Entertaining Banned Members Link
Originally posted by Clockworkz
...Does anyone remember Supreme-ario? From the old board?


I remember his name, but I can't remember what he did.

However, I do remember some quote about flaming llamas made by him being in Iggy Koopa's bio back in the day.
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Posted on 08-07-04 08:49 AM, in Free For All! Link
As GoldRush looks at its destroyed drum, it realizes that it's totally screwed and opens up a can of whoop-ass...

ON THE WORLD!

GoldRush begins to smash everything in its path as it crashes into the wall, which makes it spontaneously combust!

(Oh crap... Here goes another one!)

Spin, still thoroughly fried, throws another crystal into the air, and smashes it downward with his electrified sword at Green! The crystal reveals...


SHIV-A!

Shiv-A:
Description: Four-armed gangster-looking fellow, with a big white fedora. Its suit is also white, with some buttons down the middle. It has four big knives and a massive machine gun that is placed on the ground to fire. It is constantly dancing.

Stats:
HP:30
ATK:120
DEF:30
SPD:200
SP:ATK:120
SPEF:30

Moveset:
Krotchkaturian's Saber Dance
Funky Sword Maneuvers #1-#47
Machine Gun
Teleport (Same as GoldRush's)
Disco-Fever

Shiv-A sees Green, and runs off to where Spin is!

Shiv-A then sets its machine gun on the ground, and sets it to auto-fire! Laughing maniacally, it jumps into the air, leaving everyone to fight it out until it lands!

Machine-Gun: Like a normal machine gun, but it fires bolts of ki and fires willy-nilly. Can hit Spin, since he doesn't actually have control over the Critters; they're just loyal to him.
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Posted on 08-07-04 09:27 AM, in Free For All! Link
Shiv-A falls to the ground, cursing in Urdu all the while!

Spin shifts to Frigorific* Zograscope* stance, and his sword begins to scream! A chill wind races through the air as he raises his sword up high...

AND A MASSIVE, SEVEN FEET THICK SHELL OF ICE ENTOMBS HIM!

(Now, for my next trick, I shall need a volunteer...)

The Sword Of Chastity turns black, and Spin goes into Pridian* Destrier* stance, as the donnybrook* rages on...


*These are all real words. Don't ask how I found them.
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Posted on 08-07-04 09:14 PM, in Free For All! Link
OOC: I just think that the really silly names for Spin's various stances sound funny. That's why I use them.

(OH SHIT!)

Spin is severely damaged by the electricity, and the burst-bomb completely destroys his shell and burns Spin! Spin is pretty much at the end of his rope, and his sword fires a gargantuan black beam at whoever's closest to him!

Spin then launches the remaining seven of his crystals into the air, in the hopes that the beasts they summon will buy him enough time to win!
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Posted on 08-07-04 09:37 PM, in Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz Link
And it says that Cro-Magnon man did this sort of crap...

If they can chant that, why can't we?

(And I want a MIDI of this.)

EDIT: Several of my friends play guitar, drums, etc...

I wonder if with their combined talents they could play this.

(And what the hell is a sixty-sixth note? It says that one time is 1 sixty-sixth note and then it changes time to sixty-six whole notes...)


(edited by Pirate AE on 08-09-04 11:42 AM)
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Posted on 08-07-04 10:04 PM, in Free For All! Link
Spin IS at the end of his rope, but the first crystal falls to the ground!

It summons...

HARLEYQUIN!

Description: A big, black and white clown with a black and white jester's hat on a motorcycle with a bunch of flames and skulls on it. The clown has a leather jacket on, and carries around two chains, a crowbar, and a very big mallet.

Type: Dark

StatsOn motorcycle.)
HP:100
ATK:105
DEF:90
SPD:120
SP:ATK:80
SP: DEF:60

(Off motorcycle)
HP:100
ATK:105
DEF:90
SPD:70
SP:ATK:80
SP: DEF:60

Moveset:
Ram(Only on motorcycle)
Earthquake(Only off motorcycle)
Stranglehold
Boomerang(Is used with crowbar)
Lash
Terrorize

"WE'RE GOING FOR A RIDE!"
Harleyquin puts Spin and the now-free to move Shiv-A on his motorcycle, and they drive away from Green, while Harleyquin uses Boomerang, and throws his crowbar at APH Striker!

Boomerang
In Harleyquin's case, he throws his crowbar very far and it comes back to him eventually. It picks up speed (And attacking power) as it moves along.
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Posted on 08-08-04 09:08 AM, in Free For All! Link
"OH SHIT BOSS!"
Harleyquin jumps in front of the beam and daggers, as the motorcycle loses balance! Shiv-A gets sent flying into the wall feet-first, and gets up nearly unscathed...

As for Harleyquin and Spin...

"WE'RE GONNA CRASH!"
"ABANDON SHIP!"
Harleyquin jumps off of the motorcycle, nearly dead, and begins to smash his hammer into the ground! The ground looks like it's rippling, and shockwaves begin to emanate from the place that the hammer strikes!

Earthquake:
*Despite the fact that Handwavium-42 is indestructible, the attack still works. However, it doesn't make cracks in the ground; it just makes shockwaves.*
Earthquake is pretty much what it sounds like.

Harleyquin falls over dead from his exertion, and Spin and his motorcycle are flying in the air!

Shiv-A is getting really pissed off at the moment, and does Funky Sword Maneuver #30!

Funky Sword Maneuver #30:
Shiv-A begins to spin around like a demented top with his swords sticking out. Damage done to Shiv-A is greatly reduced while he does this.

Another crystal falls, but it goes into Spin's hand! Spin throws it down, and a new Critter shows up!

Yodi:
Desc: A very tall, very thin, green creature in white robes. Has big, pointy ears, big eyes, a small mouth, no nose, very long hands and feet, a tail with a barbed end to it, and a big staff with a crystal orb at both ends. Looks quite feminine.

Stats:
HP:70
ATK: 50
DEF:60
SPD: 80
SP:ATK:140
SP: DEF:130

Moveset:
Psycrasher
Telekinesis
Barrier
Levitate
Toxic

Yodi uses Levitate to float up to Spin's flying motorcycle as the remaining crystals are destroyed!
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Posted on 08-09-04 08:38 PM, in Free For All! Link
"No, but I think four of us could..."

Yodi jumps off of the flying motorcycle and uses Barrier to protect herself from Nijote's attack!

Barrier:

An extremely durable wall a hundred feet long(It stretches out left to right, not to the front and to the back.) and a hundred feet tall is set up in front of the user. The attack is signature to Sol Man(It's used with his other signature move, Bounce Beam), but can be bred onto others.

As the wall is set in place, Yodi turns an odd shade of purple.
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Posted on 08-10-04 10:00 AM, in Free For All! Link
OOC: Harleyquin jumped in front of everything, and fell off of the bike. This caused the motorcycle to lose balance and Shiv-A fell off, leaving nobody on the bike besides Spin, and Spin then summoned Yodi....

Spin gets kicked in the head, and loses control of the bike for a moment! As this happens, he heads straight for Red, Green, Blue, Yodi and Nijote!

Meanwhile, Shiv-A dashes over to Korra and Ami with a proposal...

"Psst... I'll join your team..."

"I HEARD THAT YOU JACKASS! FOR YOUR INSOLENCE, YOU SHALL DIE!"

"Gotta run! Bye!"

Shiv-A and Yodi are busy kicking the crap out of each other in a nice, secluded area, and Spin goes into Kamahameha-Sutra stance! His sword begins to fly above him, spinning, as he rides up the barrier, gets to the top, and goes backwards upside-down, and finally lands ten feet away from the battle that he was about to crash into!
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Posted on 08-11-04 11:23 PM, in Free For All! Link
OOC: Oh....
Didn't notice that....


(CHAOS-LOVER?

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS A CHAOS-LOVER?)

Spin jumps off of the bike as he gets hit by the beam and daggers! Meanwhile, Spin's motorcycle explodes, and Spin's sword finally uses the attack it was chargins up!

Kamahamaha-Sutra:

A large ball flies up into the air. As it comes down, it splits apart , and while it doesn't home in on stuff, it has a large area of effect and does moderate damage.


On the other side of the wall...

A voice with a strong East Indian accent bellows:

"AND FOR THE LAST TIME, MIND YOUR OWN DAMN BUSINESS!"

And Yodi gets thrown over to Spin's side of the wall!

"You hurt?"
(Do I LOOK O.K to you?)
"No..."

The air around Yodi begins to glow purple, and Shiv-A uses Krotchkaturian's Sabre Dance!

Krotchkaturian's Sabre Dance: Shiv-A dances around at an amazing speed, and this creates several holograms of himself to confuse opponents.

Spin is ready to collapse!
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Posted on 08-14-04 12:10 AM, in Free For All! Link
The ground underneath Yodi is turning purple, and Yodi wonders why nothing seems to be trying to attack her. Certain that something is amiss, Yodi plays it safe and finally uses Psycrasher!

Psycrasher:
Yodi's signature move.

How the attack works:Yodi can charge the move up for an indefinite period of time, but if she's attacked while doing so, the move backfires and will probably kill her. Since this is Yodi's only attacking move, this presents a bit of a problem and is only charged when Spin's opponents are being idiots.

What it does: Psycrasher releases a ball of energy that increases in size and power as Yodi charges the thing up. The exception to the rule is if Yodi uses it without charging; then it is just a burst of energy pellets.

The sphere that Yodi releases is about as big as an SUV and is hurtling towards Jarukoth at about a hundred kilometres an hour, incinerating everything in its path!

(OY VEY!)
Spin leaps to the left of him as he tries (And fails) to avoid the shot! It grazes his right side, and lights his trenchcoat on fire! Spin throws it off, and this act reveals the Crystal Armor that he actually wears!
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Posted on 08-14-04 12:11 AM, in Profiles Link
Originally posted by Pirate AE
Name: Spin-Temperance(Temperance's stats are the second ones in each set.)
Gender: Male-Female
Clothes: Crystal Armor, Necklace of Virtue-Robes of Purity, Bracelet of Hope
Job: Beastmaster-Beastmaster
Equipment: Sword Of Chastity,Magic Sign-Whip of Vengeance
DoB: XX XX 21112-XX XX 21110

Appearance(Spin): Spin is a normal-sized fellow with gigantic eyes(He, like all characters in Critters, are anime-styled) and a massive, spiky green hairdo. He wears a lot of light armor, and is quite skinny. He has very pale skin and green eyes, and he carries a huge sword and several crystals on his belt, for he is a Critter Tamer...(More on them later). His element is Light.
(Temperance)
Temperance looks a bit like Kaolla Su from Love Hina, but differs from her in several ways. First, her hair is sable, and she's dressed in stereotypical Ancient Egyptian garb, that is black and red. Her skin is a bit, but not much, lighter, she's shorter, has freaky-ass eyes without pupils in them,carries a bunch of knives, and has the requisite crystals on a belt for all Critter Tamers. Her element is Darkness.

Family(Spin): All immediate family is dead, but he has a ridiculously large extended family whos members are typically in positions of immense power (His uncle is Captain AAARG of the Interplanetary Armada and his cousin is Don Giovanni, 22nd Don of Jupiterian(Satellites included) Mafia...). However, while Spin is fighting for justice, his family tends to just try and screw him over.
(Temperance)
Temperance lives in complete isolation, and is the last surviving Non-Twatsitusi(She's a cross between East Indian and Egyptian) (All races officially became one race, the Twatsitusi, in 13143. Temperance's family was locked in the Temple of Fire, which, after several renovations, became the Temple of Darkness, and this results in Temperance being considered an inhuman/Twatsitusi infidel pigdog, albeit a sexy one, since she's not Twatsitusi in the slightest (She's East Indian....)

Friends/Allies: Spin is very charismatic, and most people he meets tend to try and help him along. Besides his family, of course, they hate his ****in' guts.
(Temperance) Spin, and their respective Critters. She's loathed by everyone else.

Origin: Saturn(Satellites included. He was actually born on Mimas in Herschel Crater.)
(Temperance)
Earth

Biopin is a man on a mission, and his mission is to save the Solar System from the Albrecht(An alien race, more on them later). Like all people above the age of nine who aren't severely handicapped, Spin has several Critters, a group of non-sentient(But intelligent. Like chimpanzees, but freaky.) aliens that range from cute to ungodly monstrous. Spin is completely mute, but his Critters can do the speaking for him, or, if he must, he can use a sign that can say anything he wishes to say. He met Temperance while trying to find the 10 Ethereal Badges (I know this is like Pokemon. Bear with me.), and beats her in a fight. As he appears to be the only person who didn't try to hurt/rape Temperance when they beat her, she immediately fell in love with him, and decided to follow him around on his quest. Later, it turned out that Temperance's Temple of Darkness was a fake Temple of Darkness(The real one was on Venus(It was terraformed)), and this royally screws up Spin. As it turns out, the only Temple that's not fake on Earth was the Temple of Light, and they kicked Spin's ass when he tried to fight them. Unfortunately, every temple Spin went to was on Earth, which makes his quest to destroy the Albrecht that much longer.

After a while, he got to the Albrecht System, killed most of them, realized that these monsters were actually a failed human experiment in eternal youth (Albrecht look like twelve-year old kids, but they're all geniuses, very strong and very violent when trying to get their way(The Albrecht-Human war started over them trying to buy South America...)suffers an attack of conscience from killing another human, makes peace with the Albrecht(Although the occasional skirmish rises up between the two races) and created Mordecai's Disk,(A disk about the size of our Solar System that houses a crapload of alien races), and his acts form the basis for the Starslinger tales.

(Temperance)
Her story is almost identical to Spin's. She ends up being mythologized as the Disk Resident's version of Eve.

Abilities:
Both Spin and Temperance are experts in hand-to-hand combat, but they don't use it often. Rather, they use Critters to do their dirty work, and the Critters they use vary depending on the battle.

They are also both at the pinnacle of human physical strength, flexibility, pain tolerance, etc.
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Posted on 08-14-04 12:16 AM, in Progress on my SMW hack Link
Originally posted by Gywall
Originally posted by Terror-Zombone
I have an idea. Why don't you add an object and show it?


someone explain that to me in English, and not American English


I think he wants you to make some custom blocks for your hack.
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Posted on 08-14-04 08:09 AM, in Free For All! Link
Two voices sing in harmony:
"Raindrops keep falling on my head..."
Shiv-A jumps in front of Yodi, and uses his machine gun again! The clones begin to swarm around him, Yodi and Spin as he does this!
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Posted on 08-15-04 10:23 PM, in Free For All! Link
"You... Fucking... Suck..."
Shiv-A uses Funky Sword Maneuver #5 on MBK!
The Shiv-A holograms (They can't attack. They only serve to make it difficult to figure out where stuff is, and they can be killed), all 1000 of them, begin to make a box formation around Shiv-A as he jumps back!

OOC:Funky Sword Maneuver #5: Shiv-A's swords (And arms) converge on one another until Shiv-A has one big tentacle sticking out of his stomach and a gigantic sword sticking out of the tentacle. He then stabs the opponent.



Shiv-A appears to be out of breath, and the holograms disappear.
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Posted on 08-16-04 08:37 AM, in Free For All! Link
"EEE-YOUCH!"

Shiv-A is nearly dead, and decides pull the last ace up his sleeve before he dies.

DISCO-FEVER!

Disco-Fever: While the effects of this attack are nil at the beginning of the move, the move will become absolutely unbearable as the fight progresses.

What happens is that the air temperature in ten parts in the arena will double each turn until the temperature is that of the temperature of the outside of the sun.

The parts are easy to see, because they are squares that are a hundred square feet in area, but the problem is that the height of the squares stretches out to infinity.

*The arena is 20 degrees Celsius.

**I'm not sure if this is cheap, because it'll take a while for the attack to actually work, and I'm not sure if my explanation is correct...

Shiv-A falls dead, and Yodi is Spin's last Critter!

"You know, I'm gonna miss that guy. He was a lying, conniving asshole, but he told good jokes."
(Yeah.)
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Posted on 08-16-04 09:26 PM, in Free For All! Link
"Screw you!"

Yodi begins to charge up another attack, and Spin stands guard to make sure she isn't hit...
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Posted on 08-18-04 01:10 AM, in Free For All! Link
"Big deal."
Spin stands in front of the shockwave for a moment...

And the shockwave returns to APH!

Spin goes into Ry
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Posted on 08-22-04 01:40 AM, in Super Smash Bros. Melee Link
I like Pikachu.

No idea why.

However, the best character in the game is Sheik.
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