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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 161/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 162/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot rolled his eyes and merely took a few steps from out from underneath the incoming clone. Teddylot armed his pencil and scribbled something into the air, an "F", which started flying towards the Mario's forehead. Teddylot: You get an "F" for a bad attack with too many loopholes. ---- The Jester stood still, unblinking and sweaty with a slight, annoying twitch in his left eye (which, amazingly and thanks to modern technology, reflected itself onto The Jester's blue and white mask.) Suddenly, a large rope dangled mysteriously next to the hero with a sign saying "pull me" attached to it. Jest eyed the rope peculiarly then didn't waste a minute pulling at it. A large anvil appeared right above the Luigi clone. The Jester: *tugs rope* Hey, where's the source of this thing? *looks up* |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 163/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| My school has an amazing AP program which provides students with the ability to take over *counts* possibly 20 AP tests. I'm a sophmore right now and have only taken one test, AP US History (4 or 5, don't know yet), so far. I plan on taking plenty of other APs my next two years in high school and hope to take a total of eight or so by the time I graduate. | |||
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 164/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot, following the group silently for once, had now moved up to one of the scottish terriers, stroking its back, and playing with that beard thing they have. Teddylot: Heh, I bet they all have scottish accents, like in the cartoons. *to Kefka* Dude, you talk to much. See, if you were talking to me, I'd probably would've zoned out by-- Hey, look, this one likes me! |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 165/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Well, the comic in the first place isn't that good. C'mon, the only thing it has is repetitive physical humor, bashes on Jon, and "OMG, I'm fat/lazy/whatever!" I enjoy reading it from time to time, but reading the same jokes in different formats just dulls your mind . . . like Cathy. As for the movie, I'm not too psyched about it, but it does take a turn from the regular strip. I mean, he's actually leaving that stupid counter for once. This just might open up some new horizon for Jim Davis, but I shouldn't really get my hopes up. I'm still going to see the movie, since I'm a die-hard comic fan and all. I just hope they did the fat cat some justice. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 166/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot was still bothering himself with the unwilling NPC guard. He climbed up onto the counter and began to talk to him. Teddylot: 'sup? Guard: You are not allowed to pass through here without an adult or until you are old enough to carry a weapon. Teddylot: Oh, so that's what you want. Teddylot reached into his pocket and immediately pulled out a fanciful, old school spear. He twirled it above his head and finally posed trying to show off his skills. Guard: . . . You are not allowed to pass through here without an adult or until you are old enough to carry a weapon. Teddylot: What does this look like? A flower? Guard: . . . You are not allowed to pass through here without an adult. A vein throbbed on the back of Teddylot's head while trying to keep his cool. He couldn't. The teddy lashed out on the guard booth causing the roof to collapse on the officer and his comrades. (edited by Teddylot on 05-13-04 03:38 PM) |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 167/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| The Jester: But, my friend, you have forgotten one of the most important rules of cartoony falling anvils . . . They never miss. Although the shadow was figured over where the Luigi was, the anvil had misteriously began to fall, once again, toward the clone. --- The flying fKitten Yiffer mark slowed down, and came to a booming halt just behind the clone . . . causing yet another grand explosion. Teddylot had known the afteraffects of the attack, so took one giant leap back. Teddylot: *explosion reflects off of Teddylot's beady eyes* Spiffed! *munches popcorn* |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 168/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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Teddylot took one small step away from Melvin.  Teddylot: . . . yeah . . . Well, let's get this show on the road. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 169/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| *cue theme song* Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen! Boys and Girls! Hacker and Neko Wannabees! One and all, welcome tooooooooooo MindTrap, *applause* and here's your host . . . Teddylot! A small bear around the size of two feet shuffled onto the stage from behind the red curtain. He waved to the audience, then made his way up to his custom designed podium, while using quite a few phonebooks to reach the microphone. Teddylot: Testing, Testing, one, two, four, sixty six, one hundred and twenty four. Can you all here me? Good! Hey, if you're hard of hearing, I'm Teddylot, your host. For those of you first joining us, welcome to MindTrap: a game of classic puzzles, murder mysteries, conundrums, (whatever that means) and trick questions that'll "Challenge the Way You Think!" Now, this is a game where everybody and anybody can participate, that is, except for those who are banned. *cue laughter* Anyway, here's the drill. I will give you a series of questions one by one, each one worth a certain amount of points. The questions will appear on this wonderful, gazillion inch, plasma screen TV. *red curtain moves away revealing the screen, while the audience "ooo"s and "awe"s over it* The goal of the game is to answer the questions I give you. Simple enough? Good! Here's the first quesion: Question 1: Gary Gladhand, the politician, was very tired after a long day of campaigning. He went to bed at 10 p.m., wound his alarm clock and set it for noon the next day. Since Gary fell asleep almost immediately, how many hours of sleep did he get before the alarm woke him? Teddylot: Sounds simple enough. Oh, and be aware, the name, description, questions, and catch phrase of this game are all copyrighted to Pressman Toy Corp. located in New York City, New York. Thanks Pressman! Let's take a small commercial break! Announcer: This show was written in the sanctity of Teddylot's home, and brought to by Mitsuchevy, "it's really just more than you need," the Grace Centers of Hope "We help people!", and readers like you. *air tampon commercial, and preview shows such as the possibly upcoming second Story Forum Survivor: Easter Island. Oh, and our sponsors' commercial as well* *cue theme song* Teddylot: Hey there everybody! Welcome back to MindTrap! Now, if you'd like to participate in this game, just post. Oh, and be sure to introduce yourself, so this show's readers can't get to know you better. For those of you just joining us, once again, here's the question: Question 1: Gary Gladhand, the politician, was very tired after a long day of campaigning. He went to bed at 10 p.m., wound his alarm clock and set it for noon the next day. Since Gary fell asleep almost immediately, how many hours of sleep did he get before the alarm woke him? |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 170/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot, while still keeping his television perfect smile in expert condition, walked over to Jarukoth's side and whacked him on the back of the head. Thus, he returned back! Teddylot: You wrong! Oh, and didn't I say I wanted an introduction, hmmm? Yeah, *checks* I thouhgt so. Announcer: Jarukoth is WRONG! Good job for trying though! Teddylot: He doesn't mean it. Anyway, I did forget a rule, however. Next time, try and provide a reason for your answer. Thank you. EDIT: Teddylot: No, these shinnana-whatevers are needed because I say so. Oh, and next time, try and answer the question. *mad* (edited by Teddylot on 05-15-04 02:49 PM) |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 171/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: . . . that's correct! DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! *confetti falls all over geeogree* Teddylot: Hmm, looks like no one's in a storying style mood today. Anyway, announcer how're the points coming along? Announcer: Well, Teddylot take a look at the big screen! Points: Geeogree -- 1 Point Teddylot: Wow! Isn't that something, folks? Well, anyway, that makes Geeogree the first one to break the zero-point barrier. Congratulations! Next question, then. Question 2: Professor Quantum was giving a lecture on 'The Life of the Aristocracy in the 19th Century'. "It was during a large festive gathering of nobility," began Quantum, "when a fairly common occurrence took place. The Queen suddenly attacked and killed the King. The crowd watched the entire scene and then casually continued the party. In what situation in the 19th century would a crowd be so casual about the Queen killing the King?" Teddylot: Hmm, good stuff. Well, come on peeps! Let's get to answering this question! Oh, and don't forget your intros next time. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 172/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Woah! We go out into the stratosphere with this far out reply. Nice thinking though . . . I guess. Announcer: NSNick is WRONG! Teddylot: That's right, but I liked the answer though. Anyway, these are actual people, not insects. Next answer, please. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 173/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Yay! *throws confetti around* We've got another point on the board. Announcer! Please do the honors! Announcer: *types* Points: Geeogree -- 1 Point NSNick -- 1 Point Announcer: And Just for the heck of it, those who tried, but failed. Screen of Shame: Kefka -- 0 Points Jarukoth -- 0 Points Teddylot: Looks like this game is coming along quite nicely. Now, announcer, pop that third question onto the board. Question 3: What substance weighs more in its liquid form than in its solid form? Teddylot: Looks like this question has to do with something you do or do not know. Well, buzz in if you know the answer. Announcer: And for those of you just now joining us, it is highly suggested that you introduce yourselves before giving your answers. Teddylot: Thank you. Announcer: No problem. Teddylot: Oh yes, don't forget to prove/explain your answer. =D (edited by Teddylot on 05-15-04 06:47 PM) |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 174/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: I'm sorry, Kirby ATW, but that question is . . . Announcer: WRONG! Teddylot: Exactly! These questions aren't really lateral thinking, ATW. There is only one substance whose liquid weighs more than its solid form. Oh, and this all has to take place on Earth. No stupid planets! |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 175/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Blah Blah Blah! Talk all you want ATW! Specifics are for squares! . . . Announcer! Announcer: Oh yeah, Kirby ATW is WRONG! Teddylot: Don't mess with me, sucker. I can have you removed from this game in a snap, for I have a security team made up of ex-professional wrestlers and guys with hammers and-- Announcer: Here's the question again: Question 3: What substance weighs more in its liquid form than in its solid form? Teddylot: *yawn* Where's NSNick when you need him? *looks around* |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 176/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| The comic strip and movie also target fat people, lazy people, and losers! =D I remember the cartoon, as well. I might not have seen that many episodes, but I always thought the voices fit their characters . . . except for Doc Boy, that is. |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 177/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Yes, yes you are. Announcer: WRONG! Teddylot: STOP IT! Announcer: Oh! Teddylot: Personally, I think this is getting pretty lame. I now enact, the TIME LIMITE RULE! *echo* Yes, the brand, shiny new, time limit rule. Basically, you all have two days from the point the question is asked, to answer it. If it is not answered by this time, it will be put in the reserve for another day. Announcer: Keep the answers rollin' though! |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 178/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: Score by Music Man, Jagori from Canada! *confetti* Announcer: Here are the current standings! Points: Geeogree -- 1 Point NSNick -- 1 Point Jagori -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Kefka -- 0 Points Jarukoth -- 0 Points Kirby ATW - 0 Points Teddylot: Remember everybody! Ice floats in water! Announcer: I don't think anybody would've thought of that! Teddylot: Who cares? On with the next question. Question 4: Miss Goodbody has a box of socks in her closet containing 24 red socks and 24 green socks. Since the closet is completely dark, what is the smallest number of socks she has to remove in order to be certain of getting two socks of different colours? Teddylot: Pfft, easy! If anybody guesses and gets this question wrong, I think I'll have to label him "stupid" or something! Yeesh! |
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 179/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| The farm is where Jon grew up. It focuses on the rest of Jon's family and the cooky critters that live on his family's farm. I'm not too sure why the producers went there, but I guess Garfield just ran out of overused jokes. | |||
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Teddylot It was a dark and stormy night ... Level: 44 Posts: 180/851 EXP: 606742 For next: 4543 Since: 03-15-04 From: Not today. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Teddylot: We seem to be on a role because . . . you're correct! *confetti* Announcer: Oop! Looks like time is running out until the next commercial! Teddylot: But I still think we can get one more question in. But first, the stats. Points: Geeogree -- 1 Point NSNick -- 1 Point Jagori -- 1 Point LostAuzzie -- 1 Point Screen of Shame: Kefka -- 0 Points Jarukoth -- 0 Points Kirby ATW -- 0 Points Teddylot: Looks like a quadruple tie to me. This is such a fierce game! Question 5: Duncan Drivel was asked how many ducks he had. "Well," he said, "they just walked down that path and I didn't actually count them, but I remember one duck in front of two ducks, another duck behind two ducks, and another duck between two ducks." How many ducks does Duncan have? Teddylot: Another easy one! Look out! It seems the harder ones are coming soon! *dun dun dun* |
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