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Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-27-04 09:34 AM, in The Pit of 100 Trials (Current Floor; 39) Link
Ya know, those mystery items look pretty mysterious...

I'ma take ten!
Grey the Stampede

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And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-27-04 06:19 PM, in TR1 Dracoon vs Grey Link
Grey: "Bullshit! I'm a coward and Janus knows it!"

Red: "Grey, be honest: You're the only one among all of us that has any chance of winning this fight."

Grey: "So what about Janus? He can't win it?"

Blue: "It seems like he does not wish to fight..."

The crowd released another raucous cheer for Dracoon. Janus stood in the wings of the arena doors as Red, Green, Blue, and the Detective all argued over who was to take the white agent's place in the upcoming battle.

Grey: "Well, what the hell? Why not, Janus?"

Janus shifted a bit in place, and tossed Satchel up and down...

Janus: "I've fought Origin. I've fought Star. I've become quite good friends with both of them, but it's because I've fought them. Honestly, I don't see why I need to fight the third member of their trinity. If he's any bit as strong as the other two, I'll get my ass kicked! Right?"

Grey: "What's to say we won't? What's to say I won't?"

There was a slight twinkle in Janus' eye as he looked over at the coated man.

Janus: "I just have this feeling. Red, Green and Blue won't be able to do it. You will. Just go out there and give him hell. Oh, and try not to get hit."

He shoves Grey out into the arena to face Dracoon, and the bewildered detective nearly wets his pants when he sees the fearsome Reploid. The fact that the arena was covered in grass and resembled a peaceful meadow did absolutely nothing to quell Grey's terror. He dashed to a nearby tree, flung himself into its branches, and clutched a low-hanging branch tightly, cowering.

Grey: "I don't wanna die...."


(edited by Grey on 12-27-04 09:32 AM)
(edited by Grey on 12-27-04 09:33 AM)
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-27-04 06:25 PM, in Grey's RO Squad Matchup! Link
And THAT's when Kalar starts casting...

Kalar: "Fire Wall!!! Storm Gust!!! Jupiter Thunder!!!"

The three spells activate almost at once! As a wall of flames erupts from the ground around Kalar and Garro, blocking the chi blast, a cold wind swirls around them as well, sending massive shards of ice and water at Dracoon! The third spells aims a ball of thunder at him HER!

Garro: "Kalar, are you sure you want to keep casting like this? You're gonna run out of mana REALLY quickly if you do... Instacast or no instacast, you still are bound by the limits of your own magical abilities. And the faster you cast, the faster you'll run out of power!"

Kalar: "Relax! I know what I'm doing!"

Kalar, in fact, had no idea...


(edited by Grey on 12-27-04 09:26 AM)
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-28-04 03:18 AM, in The Quiz...gend of Zelda... Link
You have to use the spin attack to defeat him, but technically that's a Master Sword move. It's also helpful if you learn how to fight without Z-Targeting. Also, the horizontal slash (if you're dependent on Z-Targeting) is harder for him to block than a vertical slash.
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-28-04 06:36 AM, in TR1 Dracoon vs Grey Link
Snap! The branch Grey was on broke like a twig as he struggled to keep his balance, and the man plummeted toward the ground, hitting it hard! He scrambled to his feet, drew his gun, and pointed it at Dracoon, trembling like a scared beaver, as the crowd began to chant "Crush him! Crush him!" to the obviously overconfident Dracoon...

Grey: "I'm w-warning you! I'm armed!"

From out of nowhere, a hammer head pierced a ripple in time and space, and a portal opened in front of the barrel of Grey's magnum. Out stepped Janus, who immediately converted Satchel back to its bag form.

Janus: "Oh, Grey, sorry about that. Didn't mean to scare you."

Grey: "You mean you're gonna fight?"

Janus cracked a smile and almost burst into laughter...

Janus: "Me? Goodness no! I just wanted to give you this."

The look of relief Grey had on his face quickly turned to one of horror as he lowered his gun, sank to his butt, and began sobbing at his fate. It was then that Satchel landed on the ground beside him.

"Relax, Grey. Satchel said it was ok for you to use him. He'll let you pick him up."

Grey stopped sobbing for a moment, got to his feet, and stared downward at the bag. Janus was clearly insane, the bag had said nothing. Grey also knew full well that Satchel was too heavy for him to lift, he had tried once before, and marveled at how easily Janus used him.

"Go on... pick it up."

Grey's left eye twitched as he reached for the massive object. To his amazement, it felt as light as a feather! Janus must have taken everything out of it... But no, when Grey opened the bag's main pouch, he could see a near-endless supply of discs, strange artifacts, and other mysterious knick-knacks from Janus' travels. The bag was totally stocked, and yet it felt as though there were nothing in it!

Grey: "But... why?"

Satchel: "Because very much UNlike Janus, I realize that you're just a human!"

Grey: "Whaaa!!!"

He dropped the bag to the ground and immediately picked it back up again.

Satchel: "Thank you. Now then, leave this one to me! Just do exactly what I tell you to, and you'll be fine! I'll protect you if you really need it."

Janus: "See? He said it was ok. I'm not crazy, he really does talk. Heh. Well, I gotta go. Your fight, after all. But... one last thing."

Janus pointed to the small pouch on the front of Satchel, facing away from Grey...

"DO NOT, under any circumstance except for one of life and death, open that particular pouch and use what is inside. It was a 100000th birthday gift for me from the Grim Reaper, and I'd rather nobody use it unwisely. Got that?"

Grey: "Y-yeah...."

Satchel: "Alright then, let's kick some ass!"

The bag jerked itself forward, and forced Grey into a fighting stance, however awkward it may seem. Janus stepped back into his portal, and Satchel closed it for him...

Janus: "Good luck, Grey. You're gonna need it."
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-28-04 06:45 AM, in Grey's RO Squad Matchup! Link
Garro: "Kyrie Elison!!!"

A green light flowed around Kalar as a physical barrier protected him from the brunt of Dracoon's assault! Meanwhile, Kalar kept casting rapidly!

Kalar: "StormGustJupiterThunderMeteorSto--"

The ice and lightning managed to fling themselves at Dracoon, but the meteors sorta got fizzled out as Kalar was casting their spell. It was about then that his mana stores ran out...

Kalar: "Well, shit."

Rather than risk being annihilated by Dracoon's assault, Kalar set himself sprawling on the ground, and played dead.

Garro: "Ah, crap. I guess that leaves just me... And Grey..."

Grey: "....."
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-28-04 06:15 PM, in TR1 Dracoon vs Grey Link
Satchel: "Satchel's Absorption!!!"

As the crowd cheered and Grey screamed, the bag moved between Grey and the blast, and absorbed the shot directly into itself!

"I told you I'd protect you! Now.... Satchel's Supercharge!!!"

Acting like some kind of crazed cloth battery, Satchel channeled the energy within itself directly into Grey's body, multiplying his physical abilities!

"Quickly, while you're temporarily powerful! Open me!"

Grey: "W-which pocket? What the hell's going on?"

Satchel: "I'm absorbing his energy and using it to power you up! Just open the top pouch, there's bound to be something you can use in there!"

Grey: "A-alright...."

As he said this, he unzipped the main pouch of the bag, and reached his hand in. He felt a myriad of strange things, fuzzy things, hard things, soft things, and finally closed his hands around one of them. Whipping it out of his bag, he finally was able to lay eyes on...

"The Proto-Shield?"

Satchel: "No, not the real thing, just a copy, but just as potent! Use it to protect yourself from those power shots when I can't absorb them in time!"

The rounded red shield ended up strapped to Grey's back several seconds later, as he turned to the side to face Dracoon...

Grey: "Ha, now you can't hurt me if I'm running away!"

He turns on his heels, and runs screaming as far to the other side of the arena as he can.

Satchel: "Hey! What are you doing? Get back there and fight him!!!"
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-28-04 06:20 PM, in Grey's RO Squad Matchup! Link
All that stood before her was Garro, who had been quite troublesome thus far, and the ever-silent Grey, with Birdon perched upon his shoulder. Grey took a step back, and Garro moaned hopelessly.

Garro: "Figures... What do I do?"

He takes out a small purple wand and disheartedly waves it in the air, casting several spells on himself...

"Blessing... Increase Agility... Kyrie Elison... Magnificat... Assumptio... There, you happy?"

He looks back at Grey, who smiles and nods.

Garro: *sigh*

A splitsecond later, Garro is behind Dracoon, swinging his wand in a blackjack to the head!
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-28-04 06:26 PM, in The Pit of 100 Trials (Current Floor; 39) Link
Grey pops open one of his extremely mysterious mystery items and jumps to square 11!


(edited by Grey on 12-28-04 09:28 AM)
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-28-04 06:30 PM, in Abbreviation game! (Acronym: BUSY) Link
Intelligent Logs Take Wooden Oaths...
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Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-28-04 06:35 PM, in Jobs Link
I work at an unknown restaurant in the town next to the one I live in. In it I learned how to do pretty much everything the restaurant business demands: I currently am the dishwasher, busboy, prep cook, line cook, courier, and probably accountant too, all on different days of the week.

I can't bring myself to quit. Today I'm on bus.
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-28-04 06:37 PM, in Spicy Food? Link
Go spicy food! I usually like it just because it tastes good, rather than because it burns my mouth. A lot of stuff just doesn't burn my mouth. It's kinda fun seeing how hot "too hot" is!
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-28-04 06:40 PM, in Now that's classic. Link
I think I need to watch the Ebay lines a bit more often if stuff like this pops up...
Grey the Stampede

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Posted on 12-28-04 06:42 PM, in How often do you format your PC? Link
I haven't needed to. Most of my PC's problems I can solve by doing a bit of spelunking and occasionally asking my friends what's wrong.
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

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Posted on 12-28-04 06:46 PM, in Do You Cheat? Link
Originally posted by Zem
Originally posted by HyperHacker
Codes that make fun disco-like textures or other such things are also great.

That reminds me, the Turok 1 cheats were massive fun. Like disco mode and the weird horrible ugly ones that altered the looks of everything.

Those weren't cheat codes, Zem.


(edited by Grey on 12-28-04 09:46 AM)
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-29-04 05:48 AM, in Sim-Battle Tournament Sign Up! Link
Janus: "I think that'd be perfect, personally. Especially---"

A loud explosion can be heard outside as the battle/massacre between Detective Grey and Dracoon rages on!

....Well, not really
rages....

"---For people like my good friend the Detective..."
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-29-04 06:03 AM, in TR1 Dracoon vs Grey Link
Grey was thrown violently into the air, and Satchel "caught" him underneath itself, staying suspended in the air to give the trenchcoated coward a bit of a pep-talk...

Satchel: "What the hell are you doing? Get back in there and fight him or else he's gonna keep doing stuff like this! I can't watch your back ALL the time, you know!"

Grey: "But---"

Satchel: "No buts, Brit-boy! Janus wanted YOU to fight, and there's gotta be some kind of damn good reason for it! If you don't fight, I'm gonna kick your ass, and believe me, you don't want that! Now, I'm gonna set you on the ground. Reach inside me, and for god's sake, pull out something USEFUL!"

Grey: "F-fine..."

As Grey drops to the grass in a heap, he picks himself up and unzips the top pouch of Satchel, who remains suspended in the air in front of him. Again, a crazy feeling envelops his hand, and a few odd artifacts pass by his hand as he reaches in, graps something cold, and pulls out...

Grey: "What the bloody hell is this thing?"

In his hands was an oddly familiar green gun... It looked surprisingly like a Desert Eagle, .38 caliber... But green. Why green? Grey had no idea. In any case, it had no ammunition, and Grey would need to look through his coat for .38 caliber bullets, for sure. He knew he had some, but of course now was not the time.

Satchel: "Oh, shit.... Put that back! PUT THAT THING BACK!!! THAT'S NOT A REQUEST, PUT THE GUN BACK IN THE POUCH!"

(thinking) 'Janus, he found it... He found the lightning materia Deagle...'

Janus: 'What? I thought I threw that thing out after I fought Shadow? That was 500000 years ago!'

Satchel: 'Nope, it's alive and well...'

Janus: 'Well, it doesn't matter, it's got no ammunition left in it anyway. I know I threw that out.'

Satchel: 'Isn't Grey a handgun expert, though? He'd have a case of .38 caliber on him somewhere...'

Janus: 'Oh, shit. God dammit, trouble THIS early in the tournament? Look, I can't be there right now, I can't open a portal without you with me! Just make sure he doesn't use it! Make sure above all else that Grey does not use that gun!'

Satchel: 'Got it...'

Grey (speaking): "Put it back? From what you're saying it seems pretty useful... I think I have some .38 in here somewhere..."

Grey reaches into his coat and begins searching around, but soon turns his attention toward Dracoon.

"Oh, I forgot about him. Hey, what else can I do with you?"

Satchel: "Umm....... This!"

Grey: "Whaaa!"

In an attempt to keep Grey busy, Satchel straps himself to Grey and hurls himself at Dracoon, making it look like Grey is attacking him!
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-29-04 08:31 AM, in TR1 Dracoon vs Grey Link
OOC: Bag tackle = Hammer hit from Janus. The bag IS the hammer...

Grey: "Oh, yes, let's MAKE HIM ANGRY, shall we?"

Satchel: "You'll see... Third grab?"

Grey: "You know what? Screw this, I'm just gonna sit here and accept my fate. I am going to die. Right? Damned if you do, damned if you don't? In fact--"

Grey reaches into his coat and instantly pulls out a cartridge of .38 caliber magnum bullets...

"--I could probably fire a billion of these at him and not even put a dent in that armor! Why should I try?"

Satchel's cloth interior tingled with fear at the brandishing of the ammo cartridge. He had known Grey was famous for his brilliant luck, but he had no clue how potent it really was...

"Wait a second... These are .38 caliber!"

Satchel: "No Grey! DON'T!!!"

Grey brandishes the pistol, slams the cartridge into the ammo stock, and points the pistol at Dracoon...

Grey: "Say, Satchel, what does this thing DO, anyway?"

Satchel: "Uh...."
Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 12-29-04 08:37 AM, in Free-For-All (done right) Link
OOC: Schwa, you missed a spot. Check my last post.
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