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Posted on 03-25-04 01:42 AM, in i need help Link
i tried that, it dident work
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Posted on 03-25-04 02:58 AM, in 75 ways to order a pizza Link
haha, i actually got them from a site, but i did try a few of them
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Posted on 03-25-04 03:01 AM, in Definition of Globalization. Link
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!And this is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates' technology Which he enjoyed stealing from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal aliens, and finally sold to you.

That, my friend, is Globalization! Finally, an explanation in English



(edited by paradox on 03-24-04 06:01 PM)
(edited by paradox on 03-24-04 06:01 PM)
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Posted on 03-25-04 03:05 AM, in some very simple questions Link


If people from Poland are called Poles, why
aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered
what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would
be if it didn't zigzag?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards
is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?



(edited by paradox on 03-24-04 07:00 PM)
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Posted on 03-25-04 03:10 AM, in anyone mind? Link
alright, then can someone atleast give me a site url where i can make a really cool one? for free?
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Posted on 03-25-04 03:24 AM, in some very simple questions Link
dont be offended by the oriental joke because im not the ones who made these jokes
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Posted on 03-25-04 03:59 AM, in some very simple questions Link
sorry, i will edit it out before more people get offended
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Posted on 03-26-04 02:55 AM, in AGH crap cakes Link
well, i went to go see him yesterday, he died this morning, its weird, i wanted to cry but i couldent


(edited by HighSorceressDelial on 03-27-04 10:43 PM)
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Posted on 03-26-04 03:07 AM, in Postlayout help/request thread. Link
Alright, this is how much i got so far....now all i need is a white FADED border to surround my text

Edit: god im horrible at layouts! can anyone help me i want this in the background but it wont work and i also want a table around my text...what am i doing wrong besides everything


(edited by paradox on 03-25-04 06:27 PM)
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Posted on 03-26-04 03:24 AM, in 75 ways to order a pizza Link
lol, never greet the pizza delivery guy as if he is a guest, me and my g/f scared the crap out of ihm
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Posted on 03-27-04 12:25 AM, in Postlayout help/request thread. Link
does anyone think this background is alright?



(edited by paradox on 03-26-04 03:31 PM)
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Posted on 03-28-04 12:03 AM, in some very simple questions Link
ha im wondering the same thing


(edited by Kasumi-Astra on 03-27-04 04:02 PM)
(edited by Kasumi-Astra on 03-27-04 04:04 PM)
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Posted on 03-28-04 12:07 AM, in The 1K Thread Link
i like it better, exluding the part about our level resets
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Posted on 03-28-04 12:09 AM, in Favorite extreme sport...? Link
motorized or a razor? lol but anyway for all you extreme sport players who like taking extreme sports to the next level,,,what tricks do you like to do?
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Posted on 03-28-04 12:12 AM, in Wow, some weird pictures that will make you think.. Link
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Posted on 03-28-04 12:18 AM, in bypassing highschool computer retrictions Link
anyway im using win 200....i got in friday, he felt real stupid, i got weeks worth of detention
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Posted on 03-28-04 12:21 AM, in whew i think im in love!! Link
thanks everyone
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Posted on 03-28-04 12:34 AM, in AGH crap cakes Link
alright thanks everyone


(edited by HighSorceressDelial on 03-27-04 10:44 PM)
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Posted on 03-28-04 12:59 AM, in i need help Link
alright thanks....it dident work so i give up...
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Posted on 03-28-04 01:04 AM, in Whats the big deal with hentai? Link
wow, im surprized this thread got so many posts, but i do agree with those who said it was funny, it just doesent turn me on
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