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paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 104/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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i tried that, it dident work | |||
paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 105/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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haha, i actually got them from a site, but i did try a few of them | |||
paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 106/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization? Answer: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines!And this is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gates' technology Which he enjoyed stealing from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese-made chips, and Korean-made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, trucked by Mexican illegal aliens, and finally sold to you. That, my friend, is Globalization! Finally, an explanation in English (edited by paradox on 03-24-04 06:01 PM) (edited by paradox on 03-24-04 06:01 PM) |
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paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 107/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one? Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G? Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does that mean the fifth one enjoys it? (edited by paradox on 03-24-04 07:00 PM) |
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paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 108/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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alright, then can someone atleast give me a site url where i can make a really cool one? for free? | |||
paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 109/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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dont be offended by the oriental joke because im not the ones who made these jokes | |||
paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 110/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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sorry, i will edit it out before more people get offended | |||
paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 111/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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well, i went to go see him yesterday, he died this morning, its weird, i wanted to cry but i couldent (edited by HighSorceressDelial on 03-27-04 10:43 PM) |
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paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 112/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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Alright, this is how much i got so far....now all i need is a white FADED border to surround my text Edit: god im horrible at layouts! can anyone help me i want this in the background but it wont work and i also want a table around my text...what am i doing wrong besides everything (edited by paradox on 03-25-04 06:27 PM) |
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paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 113/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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lol, never greet the pizza delivery guy as if he is a guest, me and my g/f scared the crap out of ihm | |||
paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 114/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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(edited by paradox on 03-26-04 03:31 PM) |
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paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 115/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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ha im wondering the same thing (edited by Kasumi-Astra on 03-27-04 04:02 PM) (edited by Kasumi-Astra on 03-27-04 04:04 PM) |
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paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 116/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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i like it better, exluding the part about our level resets | |||
paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 117/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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motorized or a razor? lol but anyway for all you extreme sport players who like taking extreme sports to the next level,,,what tricks do you like to do? | |||
paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 118/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 120/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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anyway im using win 200....i got in friday, he felt real stupid, i got weeks worth of detention | |||
paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 125/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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thanks everyone | |||
paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 145/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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alright thanks everyone (edited by HighSorceressDelial on 03-27-04 10:44 PM) |
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paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 175/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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alright thanks....it dident work so i give up... | |||
paradox Spike Level: 41 Posts: 176/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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wow, im surprized this thread got so many posts, but i do agree with those who said it was funny, it just doesent turn me on |
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