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Old Zem

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Posted on 04-03-04 09:43 AM, in Paper Mario 2 Link
Is it me, or does that look like Queen Bean on the left?



Or something... it looks like SOMEONE familiar.
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Posted on 04-03-04 09:52 AM, in LT Poll: Board's Position Link
Originally posted by Valcion
Cause, as we all know, its one of the boards new trends, along with sex changes.
What is, bitching? Come to think of it, that makes sense.

It's pretty much the same as before, with different names. Why is multi-voting enabled?
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Posted on 04-03-04 12:33 PM, in What makes you happy? Link
Originally posted by MathOnNapkins
I like the smells of new things. For instance, I used to like the smell of Magic the Gathering expansion packs being opened. Who cares about the cards when you can have the smell? Kind of like new car smell. Impossible to describe but lovely.
The funny thing is that new car smell comes from all the toxic chemicals that are on the inside. For "new car smell" air freshener they just stick all the chemicals in a spray can.
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Posted on 04-03-04 01:59 PM, in I'm just not a giver Link
For example, I don't give a shit.

Here's an example. Every time I log on to hotmail, I get shit like this (ctrl-c ctrl-v):
Saturday
on MSN
Rumor: Britney to China
Break bad fitness habits
Simon Cowell: clueless?

Spotlight
What


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Posted on 04-03-04 02:11 PM, in Worms 3D Link
Originally posted by Uncle Elmo
ALso, if you've a console version, it's apparently impossible to geta Concrete Donkey, shame as I REALLY wanted to see it in 3D
That's kind of strange, since the Wormopedia makes several references to it and it's in like every other cutscene... oh well.
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Posted on 04-04-04 12:50 AM, in I'm just not a giver Link
See, that's the thing. I don't think of myself as smarter than everybody else, or more knowledgeable, or anything. I don't think I'm cool and everyone else is just a drooling moron who only cares about the latest celebrity crime. I think that most people fail to give a shit. We have a fairly mixed population on this board, yet all the responses to this thread (all three of them) have also been from non-shit-givers. So if there are so many "good little sheep" where are they, huh? I know a lot of different people who probably fit the description of "good little sheep" (out in the "real world")... even the most "tv-trained" among them care way more about their own lives than the bullshit going on with famous people on the magic picture box.

Now, I'm not talking about news here. No matter what your politics are a lot of that shit does affect you. I'm just talking about this hollywood shit.

I'm an optimist. I think that most people are above this crap, and those who do care aren't really to blame. I don't think there are as many sheep as some people despair about, and I don't think I'm special for not caring about Tom Cruise's sex life. Am I wrong? Because I have yet to meet anyone who admits to doing otherwise.

EDIT: HOT UPDATE:
Saturday
on MSN
Tabloid pics dismay royals



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Posted on 04-08-04 09:43 AM, in Will you be voting in the upcoming U.S. election? Read this. Link
Vote for Maddox. He kicks ass. Fuck these other politicians, only Maddox will make you get a license to have kids and then make them mine coal when you do. Remember, when you vote, write in "Maddox"... and kill everyone else who went to vote there so they can't water yours down with bullshit like Bush or Kerry. Seriously, what's wrong with people? Maddox is the only solution to the bullshit. Vote for kicking ass.
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Posted on 04-08-04 09:49 AM, in Will you be voting in the upcoming U.S. election? Read this. Link
Are you addressed in the title? Let's check it again.

Will you be voting in the upcoming U.S. election? Read this.

Hmm, it looks like you just wandered in to say that you shouldn't have bothered looking in the first place. I guess I'll have to wait for a real winner.
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Posted on 04-08-04 12:02 PM, in Will you be voting in the upcoming U.S. election? Read this. Link
I don't see the problem with either one of those things.
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Posted on 04-08-04 12:06 PM, in Flame me.... Link
Didn't shroomy do this? You're doing something someone else has done in the past, so obviously your head contains nothing but possibly a big pile of steaming shit. There might be maggots in there too. Let me be the first to tell you that your maggoty shitbrain head is really damn scary and should probably be given an "M" rating by the honorable ESRB.
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Posted on 04-09-04 12:39 PM, in Gontermanology Link
David Gonterman. Know who he is? If so, read on. If not, good for you (but if you're morbidly curious, check out an introduction, a good overview of the problem, and the rest in case you haven't had enough).

I won't give you all the background. (See above for that.) But I wanted to give a second opinion. First of all, I disagree with pretty much everything "Davey-kins" has ever done. But I sympathize with him, as do the friendly folks running the shrine. Sure, I'll make fun of his every move given the opportunity. But where I differ is that I don't think I'm as far from Gonterman as I'd like to think, and I don't think most people are.

Now, this is the controversial part. Sure, he puts himself in every one of his stories as the hero, and invariably has sex with a fawning woman (generally a robot or an animal, or both). Sure, he threatens people he doesn't like with "roboticization" or just puts them in a comic, kills them, and brags about winning the battle. Sure, he's drawn hundreds of comics with no tangible improvement in artistic ability (hell, I can draw better than he can). Sure, he demonstrates the worst varieties of racism and homophobia. But he was pretty much inevitable.

Now seriously, think about it for a second. Are you really surprised Gonterman exists? Of course not. While he's an extreme example of them, he only demonstrates traits that can be found in the people you know and claim to love all over the internet. People make a big deal out of him, but all of the same can be seen on virtually any message board (this one included). The fact that all of it is combined into one person is an inevitable fluke with the population numbers we have going now. Really, the only things unusual about Gonterman are his proliferation and his persistence.

Not long ago, I could easily have done the kinds of things Daveykins is infamous for. Of course, I don't share his prejudices, or his horrible writing style, or his spelling or grammar or terribly-drawn chicken-scratch artistic abilities. Also he's close to twice my age. Well, maybe I'm not that close to him. But all things considered, he's really not such a huge deviant.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that while it's easy to poke fun at him- isn't there a little Davey-kins in all of us?

God, what a horrible thought. I'm not an optimist anymore.


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Posted on 04-10-04 11:04 AM, in I hate all Caps. Link
I was going to play a stupid joke right after it was turned off, but I had to leave. That's why my name's like this, if you're wondering. And no, I'm not planning on changing it.

Acmlm was my co-conspirator
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Posted on 04-10-04 02:05 PM, in Gontermanology Link
I bet finding an animated gif to give your one-word post some artificial meat is almost as much work as typing a response. Use text asshole.


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Posted on 04-10-04 03:08 PM, in Ban witeasprinwow Link
Originally posted by Colleen
Either he actually wants to leave (and will inevitably come crawling back)
It's not inevitable. I mean, even Manda's gone for good, right? Finally?
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Posted on 04-10-04 03:13 PM, in Wordplay (Answers up) Link
2. Tenessee... I think I spelled that wrong, but you know.. the state.

8. Potato.


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Posted on 04-10-04 03:19 PM, in First ever Trojan horse virus found on Mac OS X Link
Wait... so, if I understand this right, they found a security hole and a method of exploiting it, so they put out a press release to tell everyone? I mean, I'm all for freedom of information, but doesn't that seem a bit.. self-depracating?
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Posted on 04-10-04 03:52 PM, in Astounding brand-new minipic Link
If you're wondering, it looks like this.

If you're having trouble seeing it because it's so small, here you go.


It took me about ten minutes to make. That might seem like a lot, but it took a lot of tweaking. It's a difficult concept to get across in 121 tiny pixels..
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Posted on 04-10-04 05:10 PM, in Astounding brand-new minipic Link
Well, naturally. The board doesn't need anything. It's a nice little package of php that can sit nicely on its own. Maybe the board shouldn't have more "things like that," but I don't care beyond making it, so I'll leave it up to the admins.



Oh well, I'll find out tomorrow.

Anyway, maybe you don't agree with the sentiment, or maybe you just don't like being flipped off by a gif. But I think it builds character.

By the way, you know you can put like color and bold tags or whatever in your header and footer, right? Instead of putting them in every post? It's a neat trick.

Don't think I'm ungrateful for the feedback. I gladly accept all types.
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Posted on 04-11-04 03:28 AM, in My Parents are going out... Link
If you need to ask what to do in your spare time, then porn until you snap out of it. Jesus god.

Otherwise, do whatever the hell you want. Suicide or something.


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Posted on 04-11-04 03:33 AM, in Ban witeasprinwow Link
As long as she's not having some sort of illicit affair with acmlm....
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