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Posted on 03-25-04 12:47 AM, in who has the strangest username? Link
Test your own pencils? ha now that is weird
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Posted on 03-25-04 12:57 AM, in bypassing highschool computer retrictions Link
it would be even funnier to see his face when i get in
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Posted on 03-25-04 01:07 AM, in White or Chocolate? Link
chocolate milk is definatly the best drink ever
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Posted on 03-25-04 01:12 AM, in new Link
This site is very addictive, getting higher levels is fun (for some reason) i cant even sign off for 10 minutes without coming back on
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Posted on 03-25-04 01:14 AM, in anyone mind? Link
making a picture for me and my girlfriend? im not very good at it, i want a heart that says mark and jamie...i would do it myself but like i said im not good at all
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Posted on 03-25-04 01:16 AM, in Conan O'Brien Link
conan is god!
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Posted on 03-25-04 01:17 AM, in Clerks Link
with jay and silent bob, Doesent that cartoon rock?
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Posted on 03-25-04 01:18 AM, in Songs you hate Link
i hate Emo music too! GRR
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Posted on 03-25-04 01:20 AM, in Playing guitar Link
Guitar Tabs are Extremly easy to learn! thats how i got so good, i won battle of the band for waterford day (my town) 3 years in a row and 2 times in my high school, i also play lots of gigs,
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Posted on 03-25-04 01:22 AM, in AGH crap cakes Link
my uncle is in the hospital and he might die, i dident even know him that wow so i dont know how to feel about this, should i go see him and suffer, or stay away (i only talked to him 2-3 times in my whole life)
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Posted on 03-25-04 01:23 AM, in Twelve Kingdoms Link
i heard it was really good...but i never got to watch it, i think i will look for a dvd or somthing
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Posted on 03-25-04 01:24 AM, in Norwegian Dragon Ball.. it sucks. A lot. Link
lol, Dragon ball sucks everywhere, i still think Z and GT were the best,
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Posted on 03-25-04 01:26 AM, in Theme songs that suck Link
i would say the dragonball theme song
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Posted on 03-25-04 01:28 AM, in Wow, some weird pictures that will make you think.. Link
Look at this Image




Now look at the same image upside down

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Posted on 03-25-04 01:30 AM, in 75 ways to order a pizza Link
75 Fun Ways To Order A Pizza

1. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice.

8. Answer their questions with questions.

9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.

10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD.

11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.

12. Stutter on the letter "p."

13. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings.

14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."

15. Change your accent every three seconds.

16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.

17. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.

19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.

20. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" See how they respond.

21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up.

22. Imitate the order taker's voice.

23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead.

24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.

25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"

26. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound.

27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."

28. Eliminate verbs from your speech.

29. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.

30. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.

31. Ask to see a menu.

32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred."

33. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.

34. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay.

35. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that.

36. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.

37. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?"

38. Psychoanalyze the order taker.

39. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.

40. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

41. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.

42. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words."

43. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs.

44. Try to talk while drinking something.

45. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!"

46. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.

47. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.

48. Be vague in your order.

49. Use CB lingo where applicable.

50. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order.

51. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.

52. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."

53. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get.

54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

55. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.

56. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.

57. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.

58. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.

59. Put them on hold.

60. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.

61. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'."

62. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.

63. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

64. When you've given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."

65. Haggle.

66. Order a one-inch pizza.

67. Order term life insurance.

68. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"

69. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.

70. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed.

71. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word."

72. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired.

73. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you.

74. Ask if the pizza has had its shots.

75. Order a steamed pizza.

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Posted on 03-25-04 01:33 AM, in i need help Link
my little brother like playing roms, but i dont really want loads of roms on my computer, so i told him id find a way to put the emulator on his computer...the only problem is that he has a MAC Ox 8 or somthing like that and it doesent have the internet, how do i get a working emulator and roms on his computer?
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Posted on 03-25-04 01:34 AM, in Favorite extreme sport...? Link
mine would be skateboarding what about you?
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Posted on 03-25-04 01:35 AM, in Clerks Link
Lol, yea sorry about the mess up, i knew it was called Clerks i just added the in front of it for some reason, but anyway, they are making a movie? that rocks i cant wait
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Posted on 03-25-04 01:40 AM, in How old do you think Samus is? Link
well she has been out since NES and she was probably 20 then so now shes probably like... 39 Eek
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Posted on 03-25-04 01:41 AM, in Favorite megaman Link
whats your favorite megaman? mine would have to be mega man 2 for nes or mega man 7 for snes
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