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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 21/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| This is a fad. Also, my ass is a fad. See? (_v_) If you need something else, how about mood rings? |
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 22/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| Naw, this fad lasts forever. See, they're going to make a new user rank... for 100,000 posts. It'll be called "Zem's ass" (thanks to Colleen) and it'll just be this. (_v_) Then, at 1,000,000 posts, you get "Zem's ass in all its purity". (_|_) And what the hell, it can sing, too. (_()_) EDIT: This will be the last post concerning my ass. Sorry, Rydain. Ass ass ass. I'm making the best of a bad situation, okay?  (edited by Zem on 03-16-04 12:01 AM) |
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 23/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| All gone. The bit of anatomy in question will no longer be mentioned. No more inspired child nightmares. We will instead move onto the subject of mood rings. Mood rings. They change color. If it's cold outside, the little booklet that comes with them says you're ready for suicide. If it's bright and sunny, you're having an emotional orgasm. It's all written down on a cheaply printed piece of paper that comes with a little piece of metal attached to some "fickle foam" which they sell you for three dollars. Now this is a fad! (edited by Zem on 03-16-04 12:06 AM) |
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 24/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| I remember simbattles. "HWAH! I DISEMBOWEL YOUR BOWELS! YOU DIE! I SSJ64WIN U SUX!" Did I do that right? |
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 25/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| I'm just venting because I bought one earlier today. I knew I would regret it as I was buying it. I can keep my internal consumer suppressed most of the time.... I guess if it only comes out in three-dollar mood ring purchases, it's not so bad. Hoor of Babylon. EDIT: Lots of posts came up. Wow. This was in reference to mood rings, not Yiffy Kittens. (edited by Zem on 03-16-04 12:11 AM) |
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 26/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| Unfortunately, many cynical bastard legacies were lost to the void. So many legends we could have referenced... (edited by Zem on 03-16-04 12:13 AM) |
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 27/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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Originally posted by Akane-chan Class, here's simple equation! Lack of homework + low GPA = Age 37 saying "Hello, welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?"  Hah hah... despite what your TV might tell you, that's... er, not true. As a very, VERY loose rule of thumb... maybe. It's more the reverse... people who WILL be in burger king at age 37 are probably more likely to drop out of school. It doesn't follow the other way. |
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 28/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| Last halloween, I painted black whiskers on my face and blackened my nose, got up at the stage (we had a sort of contest thing every halloween), announced "I'm a pussy" in front of the entire school, and won best costume for my grade level. I got a basket of candy, which I had instead of lunch. | |||
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 29/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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Originally posted by Anya's Pet ... *explodes again* How much longer can you possibly do this?  Fifteen to twenty pages is probably a reasonable estimate. (w/ 20 posts per page) I don't know who you are... did you see the sex change threads? Yeah. (edited by Zem on 03-16-04 12:22 AM) |
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 30/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| Maybe I'm buying into the paranoia too much, but Colleen doesn't usually make typos (or leave them)... Hmm. | |||
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 31/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| I'm Acmlm, and Acmlm is OUTLAW_X. Someone needs to correct the power levels. | |||
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 32/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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Originally posted by Ultimanium *a concrete wall appears magically in Xeogred's path* There's the sim-battle coming up. Now watch, Xeogred will teleport through it and magically turn you into an owl. Then there'll be an anvil. (edited by Zem on 03-16-04 12:31 AM) |
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 33/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| Ha. I can't promise anything, Legion, but I do have an internet connection of sorts now at my house. To the best of my knowledge. I do have e-mail, you know. | |||
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 34/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| Hi! I am in the same room at you right now, yet I am typing a reply to your thread! That is wacky! | |||
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 35/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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Originally posted by Legion Dude, you were like, one of the coolest people on this board. Ever. Of all time. It sucks when we lose people like you full time.  But other than that, how are things going in your life? C'mon man, you know what hype does. Anyway, things are cool.. I'll tell you what's been going on later. But everything... is... all... good. Yep. Hi, Gabe. |
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 36/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| Dude, did you ever read the comics? Wart kicked ass! He was like, a mattress salesman. And he had glasses, and he stuffed this dude into a bag. It was awesome. | |||
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 37/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| || [___] (_|_) See? Photographic proof. When did you last kick ass? Last week? The week before? Well, I'm kicking ass AS WE SPEAK. That's right. |
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 38/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| Lemme see. 1570 - 280 = 1290 Right... math.. worky. Brain. I think... this isn't saying stuff... thinky. |
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 39/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| Okay.... it's taken a lot of thinking... but I've narrowed it down between Akira and Ghost. So, let's see. ... I'ma have to go with Ghost. You know, the plot. It's brain-thinky. |
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 40/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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| Buzzy beetles. You can't get rid of them, unless you drop them down a hole, and you know that just puts them EXACTLY WHERE THEY WANT TO BE. And they're coated in asbestos. You know what that means. |
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