Originally posted by Graviteh

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I wrote this review a while ago:

That was the BEST sleep of my life.

Running Length: Forever
Rating: PG for Pretty Gay.

If you plan on actually watching the movie, then prepared for a neck breakingly boring experience. The movie was about as exciting as sliding down a slide made out of razor blades and into a pool of iodine. The movie gave me more seizures than playing opposing force.

The movie starts with two jedis flying around for NO FUCKING REASON and landing inside the enemy ship to kill a bunch of droids who come from NO WHERE! then, they go into an elevator. I forgot the rest, but I fell asleep.

When I woke up, obi wan was on some lizard and was going to kill someone, who reminded me much of Snoop Dogg. I thought this guy was going to beat obi-Wan down with his 1337 rapping skillz but instead fought him. I fell asleep.

When I woke up, they were all in a volcano. This confirmed my prediction of the movie being cinematic hell. Supposedly Anakin became Darth Vader. I dunno. I fell asleep until the credits, where I came home and watched a fish drown. It was the highlight of the day. Little fishy drowning.

Acting: They act too hard
Direction: Lucas does a good job of directing us to the theater to waste 2.5 hours of our life

Overall rating: 2 hands down.

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Originally posted by Grey

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Ladies and gents, Pichu.

Why? Because I can. He's so weak, that just saying you're capable of beating people with him shows enough.

Other than that, I can be seen using Marth, Kid Link, Kirby, and on occasion I'll be adventurous and use Luigi. He was Kung Fu fighting.

I do not, however, wavedash. I don't know how to, and I don't care because I'm still able to beat Phil (though he got me last time because I actually haven't picked up the game in four months).

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