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Colleen
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Posted on 12-23-04 08:35 AM Link | Quote
NSNick: Oh, perish the thought about me being sarcastic. I've only seen it happen in the movies, that's why I asked. *rolls eyes*

The problem with a porno plot is that if you add it, you've just turned it into a farce.
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Posted on 12-23-04 09:02 AM Link | Quote


It still stings, when I get an erection, it feels like being stabbed.

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Posted on 12-23-04 09:15 AM Link | Quote
Admit it, you caught your man hood in the zipper when you were "doing the deed" in your room when your mother walked in. haha

j/p
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Posted on 12-23-04 09:27 AM Link | Quote
I wish...

It's mostly that I'm too cheap to buy good underwear withOUT open hoods. My soldier fell ont he traintracks

THE PAIN IS IMMENSE.
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Posted on 12-23-04 08:51 PM Link | Quote
Hentai plots > regular pr0n plots. You know how often people get trapped in a broken elevator with sex ninjas.
Originally posted by MathOnNapkins
solution: velcro fly.

Sure, until something catches your eye, and all of a sudden *riiiiip*. The proper solution is just to not wear jeans.
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Posted on 12-23-04 08:55 PM Link | Quote
Hey, Ziff, don't feel bad.

It happens to me all the time. Literally.
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Posted on 12-23-04 10:59 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by HyperHacker
Hentai plots > regular pr0n plots. You know how often people get trapped in a broken elevator with sex ninjas.
Originally posted by MathOnNapkins
solution: velcro fly.

Sure, until something catches your eye, and all of a sudden *riiiiip*. The proper solution is just to not wear jeans.


Happened to me three times. Those damned sex ninjas!
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Posted on 12-24-04 02:15 AM Link | Quote
The only porn I have seen with decent plot is Hentai. I can name one manga that have a intresting story... hentai seems to have better story than western porn.

I mean, TV repairman comes repairs a tv and then the female pays back... that's how much storyline there is usually. XD
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Posted on 12-24-04 08:32 AM Link | Quote
No, have you ever seen Space Tits 4?

Poor soul. 1970s porno about how a women has to have CYBERNETIC IMPLANTS in her boobs in order to fight off horny space men. FROM PLANET LONGENMEMBER
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Posted on 12-24-04 08:40 AM Link | Quote
HH: I thought you were going to mention tentacles.

And I'm SURE there's been a porno involving tentacles or something along those lines but I don't even want to hear about it.

Ziff: ...Late '70's I'd imagine. No way they could come up with that stuff in the early '70's.
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Posted on 12-24-04 09:39 AM Link | Quote
Colleen, ever seen Evil Dead?
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Posted on 12-24-04 01:31 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kitten Yiffer

I mean, TV repairman comes repairs a tv and then the female pays back... that's how much storyline there is usually. XD


Its a good enough plot for me. All it really has to do is set the stage and thats it. haha
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Posted on 12-24-04 10:49 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ziffski


It's mostly that I'm too cheap to buy good underwear withOUT open hoods.


That
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Posted on 12-25-04 08:43 AM Link | Quote
Never seen Evil Dead but then again I don't think that's my kind of movie.

Hentai's hentai. Either you like it or you don't, I guess. Then again, hentai can range from being played for laughs to being totally sick and disgusting.
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Posted on 12-25-04 06:24 PM Link | Quote
I can say that the hentai I mentioned above DID involve tentacles. It also had a thing called "carnal powers". (Spelled that correctly?)

Evil Dead = Zombie movie?
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Posted on 12-25-04 06:58 PM Link | Quote
You mean like in the beginning of There's Something About Mary? Ouch. It looked very painful. It was very red.

I have to see that movie again.
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Posted on 12-25-04 07:32 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Christi
You mean like in the beginning of There's Something About Mary? Ouch. It looked very painful. It was very red.

I have to see that movie again.


Along those lines. But the frank and beans stayed damn well in place. It was kind of like having a really poor doctor attempt to circumsize me.
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Posted on 12-26-04 11:13 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Trapster
I can say that the hentai I mentioned above DID involve tentacles. It also had a thing called "carnal powers". (Spelled that correctly?)

Evil Dead = Zombie movie?
Yeah, but it has a scene where vines rape this chick. Maybe it was Evil Dead 2. Whichever.
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