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Danielle

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Posted on 11-14-04 08:46 AM Link
Haha windwaker, I love that song! But it is pretty weird. Reading the lyrics was nice, I never knew what was being said half the time.
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Posted on 11-14-04 11:50 PM Link
Originally posted by Abnormal Freak
Well, lately I've been really getting into Mr. Bungle, and they're just oddball through and through. A very filthy song of theirs is "The Girls of Porn". I'll just post the lyrics to entice you.





We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe




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XD! i love that cd but havent listened to it for a while, i think i'll listen to it sometime...


(edited by oniblade on 11-14-04 02:51 PM)
(edited by oniblade on 11-14-04 02:52 PM)
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Posted on 11-15-04 09:51 AM Link
"Closer" is a sweet love song, it's not that fucked up! It's almost touching! Someone should record a string-heavy ballady version of it or maybe an umtempo doo-wop arrangement. I'd suggest Johnny Cash take on the project but he has ceased to be.

An oldish Aussie noise band called 'Thug' have a song called 'Dad'. Basically it is white noise over a simple beat with the singer rasping over and over again: "FUCK YOUR DAD. DO IT NOW. FUCK YOUR DAD. DO IT NOW. FUCK YOUR FAAA-THER. FUCK YOUR DAD. DO IT NOW."

Finally and most importantly:

"Hey Mickey" is about anal sex. "Mickey" is a pretty gay man and it drives Toni Basil crazy because she wants him bad. So she says she'll even "take it like a man".

Every time you move I let a little more show
There's something you can use, so don't say no, Mickey

So come on and give it to me anyway you can
Anyway you want to do it, I'll take it like a man
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Posted on 11-15-04 04:23 PM Link
When it comes to fucked up songs, I prefer Scandinavian lyrics over English. It's a shame you guys don't understand Norwegian, or I'd introcude you to Bare Egil Band, which has some of the funniest lyrics I've ever heard.

Also, though it shames me to admit it, I like Bj
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Posted on 11-15-04 08:28 PM Link
Originally posted by Danielle
Haha windwaker, I love that song! But it is pretty weird. Reading the lyrics was nice, I never knew what was being said half the time.


Heh, neither did I until I got the lyrics .
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Posted on 11-16-04 01:00 PM Link
(drjayphd: Edited a closed thread because I'm anal.)


(edited by drjayphd on 10-17-05 10:11 PM)
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Posted on 11-16-04 02:20 PM Link
Ah, that's a good song, I love how he says "practical joke".
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Posted on 11-16-04 03:57 PM Link
I win!

TetrisF is my favorite, or Dr mario remix. Sure it's videogame but it's so funny and sexually inmature.

I love song parodies.
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Posted on 11-19-04 09:30 AM Link
Lords of Acid. Pussy is a good song.

I wanna see your pussy
Everybody says it
Bella

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Posted on 11-22-04 11:07 PM Link
2 disturbing/fucked up songs both by Eminem..on the same album too, they're "Kim" and "Kill You"..Kim is more disturbing though..he just talks about slitting her throat and all this other stuff..I only listented to that song once me no like that kinda stuff

"Kim"

[Eminem]
Aww look at daddy's baby girl
That's daddy baby
Little sleepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big?
Can't believe it now your two
Baby you're so precious
Daddy's so proud of you
Sit down bitch
If you move again I'll beat the shit out of you

[Eminem]
(Eminem as Kim)
(Okay)
Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you?
How could you?
Just leave me and love him out the blue
Oh, what's a matter Kim?
Am I too loud for you?
Too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I'm like all right
You wanna throw me out? That's fine!
But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at Kim
Look at your husband now!
(No!)
I said look at him!
He ain't so hot now is he?
Little punk!
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the fuck up!
(You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!)
You think I give a fuck!
Come on we're going for a ride bitch
(No!)
Sit up front
(Well I can't just leave Haley alone, what if she wakes up?)
We'll be right back
Well I will you'll be in the trunk

[1] - So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you



You really fucked me Kim
You really did a number on me
Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the slate clean
That's fucked up!
(I love you!)
Oh God my brain is racing
(I love you!)
What are you doing?
Change the station I hate this song!
Does this look like a big joke?
(No!)
There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat
In your living room, ha-ha
What you think I'm kiddin' you?
You loved him didn't you?
(No!)
Bullshit you bitch don't fucking lie to me
What the fuck's this guy's problem on the side of me?
Fuck you asshole, yeah bite me
Kim, KIM!
Why don't you like me?
You think I'm ugly don't you
(It's not that!)
No you think I'm ugly
(Baby)
Get the fuck away from me, don't touch me
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
How the fuck could you do this to me?
(Sorry!)
How the fuck could you do this to me?



Come on get out
(I can't I'm scared)
I said get out bitch!
(Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby)
(Please I love you, look we can just take Haley and leave)
Fuck you, you did this to us
You did it, it's your fault
Oh my God I'm crackin' up
Get a grip Marshall
Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
See it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced
(No!)
And while this is goin' on
His son just woke up and he just walks in
She panics and he gets his throat cut
(Oh my God!)
So now they both dead and you slash your own throat
So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note
I should have known better when you started to act weird
We could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!
You can't run from me Kim
It's just us, nobody else!
You're only making this harder on yourself
Ha! Ha! Got'cha!
(Ahh!)
Ha! Go ahead yell!
Here I'll scream with you!
AH SOMEBODY HELP!
Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you?
Now shut the fuck up and get what's comin to you
You were supposed to love me
{*Kim choking*}
NOW BLEED! BITCH BLEED!
BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED!

alte Hexe

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"But Joe you're ten years dead!"
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"I never died!" said he
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Posted on 11-23-04 08:56 AM Link
...I'd like to post the lyrics, but basically I'll give you a fair sampling of band names.

Absurd.
Nokturnal Mortum
Aryan Terrorism
Aryan Front
Chaos 88
Skrewdriver
Gestapo SS
Spear of Longinus
RAHOWA
Odin's Legion
Vaginal Jesus
The list goes on <.<
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Posted on 10-16-05 11:19 PM Link
Anarchist Rebel, by The Anarchist Rebel

You laugh at me cos I'm different
I laugh at you cos you're all the same
But I'm different because I'm insane
You laugh now, but you're dead later
When you're caught near a bomb and end up in a crator
Here I am, a traitor
Picture a bullet to the brain
Then imagine the pain of
Being insane like me
Then give up the taint
Wash the stain of faith
Until all you worship is me
Clean out your heads
'Til you're as good as dead
And all you see is me
Try it now, kids
Parents hate it?
Throw a fit
'Til what they like is me

Here's your Anarchist Rebel
Come to warp your minds
I'll show you life and death
Until your brain is like mine
Fuck all those who oppose
And try to ban my shows
Fuck God, I am God.
Or am I just a fraud?
No, I'm the anarchist rebel
Here to cause you trouble
Forgive me lord for what I'm about do
But guess what? FUCK YOU

Now, you'll all think I'm just fucked
But you're all the ones gonna get in the butt
Whoops, did I say butt? I meant ass
Ya know, the place where you pass gas
But it really doesn't matter
Cause my mind has shattered
Now I'm the true Mad Hatter
Picture a bullet to the brain
Then imagine the pain of
Being insane like me
Then give up the taint
Wash the stain of faith
Until all you worship is me
Clean out your heads
'Til you're as good as dead
And all you see is me
Try it now, kids
Parents hate it?
Throw a fit
'Til what they like is me

Here's your Anarchist Rebel
Come to warp your minds
I'll show you life and death
Until your brain is just like mine
Fuck all those who oppose
And try to ban my shows
Fuck God, I am God.
Or am I just a fraud?
No, I'm the anarchist rebel
Here to cause you trouble
Forgive me lord for what I'm about do
But guess what? FUCK YOU

What you all need now is a gun
Load up the kids in your truck
Find the nearest church and shoot it to fuck
Head to a school and blow it up
I am the Anarchist Rebel, but call me Reb
Not that Reb, he's dead
With a smirk, I'll finish his work
Convince a new generation to go berserk
Thanks to freedom of speech, I can repeat
The words he never could speak.
Fuck the world and all it's flaws
C'mon kids, grab a shotgun and a saw
Cut off the end and march on
Leave your old life as pawns
Because soon a new world will dawn


Here's your Anarchist Rebel
Come to warp your minds
I'll show you life and death
Until your brain is just like mine
Fuck all those who oppose
And try to ban my shows
Fuck God, I AM God.


More songs from Anarchist Rebel, IM me on AIM at DeathCanBeBloody! Email at theanarchistrebel@yahoo.com (Muhaha, got it before anyone else could since he's not that known yet!) And you all know who Reb is, right? The nickname of Eric Harris who was one of the shooters at Columbine in 1999! He's pretty fucking awesome though, right? Wanna know more about him? Email meeee pleaasseee?! You'll be my bestest friend!
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Posted on 10-17-05 03:17 AM Link
(Jamo)
You ain't gotta say too much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck

(Mercedes)
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too

(Jamo)
No, No, No you ain't gotta say to much
From the look in your eyes
I can tell you wanna fuck

(Mercedes)
And you ain't gotta call me ya boo
Just as bad as you wanna fuck
I wanna fuck too

(Mac)
Now you ain't gotta say much cuz I was peepin you
Lookin at yo hips got me thinkin bout how deep
In you I'm tryin to go
You heard about No Limit Soldiers?
We get up in it and hit it harder then De La Hoya
I thought I told you soldier draws
Cover my balls, I'm known for rippin the pussy walls
I heard you got that kill
I can see all in yo grill
Can you ride me like a black Mercedes?
And make me do that shit I never did with other ladies?
I got a woman so i'm not lookin for love
I just wanna fit yo glove
Get a couple a uh-uh's
And I'm out just like a thug
And uh, hit me on my pager if you want it
Its soldier passion
So get up on it if you want it WHOA-WHOA!!!

(Chorus)

(Mercedes)
Put me on the counter in the kitchen
Now baby rub my body with some ice cream
Lick me from head to toe bendin me ova
69'll be the next thing
I wanna taste your body all night long
From sun up to sun down I wanna make you moan

(Chorus)

(Jamo)
Can I light a candle?
And kiss you in the places light won't show
I'll take my time and do it slow
I'll do my oral exercises
Right between your thighs and
It's all very pleasurable
I'll go places he won't go
Lets keep it on the low-low
So he won't know
Now lets take it to the floooor

(Chorus)
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Posted on 10-17-05 03:25 AM Link
an almost -YEAR- bump....for lyrics....

way to go team.
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