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Posted on 11-11-04 03:38 PM Link
I like a lot of "odd" songs. The kind that are "weird" or "offensive" some of which are sexually themed, some just plain stupid, and others that are a "headfuck". In general, if I were to give them all a category, I'd call them "fucked up songs".

I can't be the only one that likes kinky, weird and oddball stuff, so I was wondering, what were your favorite "fucked up songs" ?

A lot of Regurgiator's stuff falls in this category. A lot of it is just plain weird, quite a lot is sexually themed (even the innocent sounding "Polyester Girl" is disturbing once you listen to the lyrics). As far as musical style goes, they can be quite hard to classify too.

Machine Gun Fellatio (not surprisingly, with that name) falls into that category too. Again, musical style is hard to really pigeonhole into a genre, and their songs are quite weird, and very sexually themed in places.

The Avalanches' "Frontier Psychiatrist" is fucked up, again musically hard to classify, and... frankly does a lot of people's heads in.

I can think of plenty more, but there's three groups, (All Aussies funnily enough) that make fucked up weird stuff that I like. They tend to be higher in the "fucked up" scale than some of the other groups I like...

What's your favorite weird stuff?
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Posted on 11-11-04 10:46 PM Link
Well, lately I've been really getting into Mr. Bungle, and they're just oddball through and through. A very filthy song of theirs is "The Girls of Porn". I'll just post the lyrics to entice you.

Okay, all you pus-sucking motherfuckers out there
It's time to win a chance to butt-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry ass to caller #666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to masturbate
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger...Ginger

My hand gets tired and my dick gets sore
But the girls of porn want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the jism fly

Yeah yeah yeah

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked whore
XXX video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy balls and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & bestiality too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to fuck your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

I was trained to fuck you baby...


Other than that, you know, there's lots of stuff, but none so much I feel like mentioning. That song does it all for me.
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Posted on 11-11-04 11:11 PM Link
There's this song called Sex and Violence by Carnivore (I think) and it's got this one part: "If you cant eat it! Or fuck it! Then kill it!"
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Posted on 11-12-04 12:37 AM Link
^ I was reading a segment on Wolverines a long time ago. It said that they take a shit on anything they can't eat/mate with. It's out of spite, so other things can't eat/mate with it.
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Posted on 11-12-04 01:17 AM Link
Okay, I'm going to have to applaud the animal kingdom for being more petty than most humans after reading that

There are few humans that would do that.

And that "Girls of Porn" song is fucked up.

Here's an exerpt from one of MANY fucked up Regurgitator songs:


welcome to the world of sleaze
pretty baby, we've got everything you need
you'll fit in it's such a breeze, pretty baby
happy living on your knees

cos there's dicks and cunts
and slut and butts, oh
pimps and ho's, yeah
plenty of those

there's no end to the things you can win
and i'll be your friend if you just spread your legs
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Posted on 11-12-04 01:35 AM Link
NOFX - Liza and Louise

Liza's had enough of men,
She says, she won't get burned again,
She says, they don't know how to fuck,
Her last boyfriend, the shmuck,
Shared with her a nice disease,
Kept her passive, on her knees,
Till one day she took his car,
And drove it to the city.

Liza had put down a few,
When she met this girl named Lou,
Who convinced her to go home with her,
She said, "My name's Louise,
Now would you take your clothes off please?
I wanna take you to the moon and back,
So get on your back."

With a flick of the tongue,
She made her scream,
She made her laugh ,
She made her dance,
She was happy for the first time,
And you know she wanted more.

Now with her legs spread wider,
She needed to have Louise inside her,
She said, "I'll never forget the first time you kissed me,
Now I want you to fist me."
Louise didn't need a second invitation,
She knew just what to do,
Yeah she knew just what to do.
Liza had cum a few times before,
But she had never even seen the door,
Into the world of pleasures of the flesh,
She felt just like 16,
And her life before now was a dream,
Or even a nightmare that's over and done,
Just like warm healing rays,
Shining from the sun.

They make her beam,
They make her laugh,
They make her dance.
She was happy for the first time,
And you know she wanted more.
You know she wanted more.
You know she wanted more.

Catchy tune though.
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Posted on 11-12-04 02:26 AM Link
Huh...I would've thought at least one person would've mentioned 'Happy Happy! Joy Joy!' by now. Psh...

Course then I guess most things from The Simpsons is also messed up...or South Park...or...[goes to think about it for an eternity]
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Posted on 11-12-04 04:39 AM Link
Oh, I didn't even mention Mr. Bungle's "Squeeze Me Macaroni"... Another wack job sex-driven song...with food.

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll fuck it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
Fuckin' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat


Besides the lyrical content being wacked, it's also insanely well executed.


(edited by Abnormal Freak on 11-11-04 07:39 PM)
Tarale
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Posted on 11-12-04 06:00 AM Link
That's something I've noticed about a lot of wacky songs.

They ARE frequently well executed. The crazies that write this stuff are frequently very talented crazies.
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Posted on 11-12-04 02:23 PM Link
Taryn - You should known that Fucked up is RIGHT up my alley. I have absolutely loads of messed up songs like that. Oh and I ADORE "Frontier Psychiatrist" Love the video too....

Hmm.. most of E-Rotic's putput is pretty messed up, they're all Trance songs about sex, Prophylactics, threesomes, phone sex, premature ejaculation e.t.c

I also have a few joke songs like Tenacious D's "I'm the Only Gay eskimo" (or anything from their abum really).

"I'm my own Grandpa" from this country and western singer, and one I got from the DDR Tournamix 4 Soungpack, called the "Truck Drving song" which is about Transvestiteism.. whilst driving a truck.

A more conventionsl and less silly messed up song is "Sweet 16" by Feeder. I like the story this song says.
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Posted on 11-12-04 02:54 PM Link
Hey, Tenacious D is actually good. Fuck her gently, anyone?

LOL, we listened to E-rotic when we had a party with my old class long ago...

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Posted on 11-12-04 03:45 PM Link
Okay, I've just listened to a song that has won today's award for "Song I felt most awkward listening to".

Sick of the Taste (of Truckers Come) by Machine Gun Fellatio. The song, if you're wondering, is sung by a man.

... I feel disturbed and dirty.
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Posted on 11-12-04 10:49 PM Link
Trapster - Yes! I need to go and order some food from Zanzibar

Of course Tribute's my fave song, but it's not nearly messed up enough for this thread. I'll have to find some lyrics.
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Posted on 11-13-04 09:21 AM Link
The song "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails goes with this pretty nicely.

you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
help me I broke apart my insides, help me I


(edited by Dark Vampriel on 11-13-04 12:31 AM)
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Originally posted by Dark Vampriel
The song "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails goes with this pretty nicely.
I was thinking of that very song when I opened the thread this time. Crazy...

Anyway, another good one is from AC/DC:

I
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Yeah that's what I thought of when I first opened this thread. Also, I think Limp Bizkit owns everybody with the most f-words in a song.


ladies and gentlemen
introducing the chocolate starfish and the hot dog-flavored water
bring it on get the fuck up yeah check one,
two listen up listen up here we go it's a fucked up world
a fucked up place everybody's judged by their fucked up face
fucked up dreams fucked up life a fucked up kid
with a fucked up knife fucked up moms and fucked up dads
a fucked up cop with a fucked up badge fucked up job
with fucked up pay and a fucked up boss is a fucked up day
fucked up press and fucked up lies while lethal's in the back
with fucked up eyes hey, it's on everybody knows it's on hey,
it's on everybody knows it's on ain't it a shame
that you can't say fuck fuck's just a word and it's all fucked up
like a fucked up punk with a fucked up mouth
a nine-inch nail - get knocked the fuck out fucked up aids
from fucked up sex fake-assed titties on a fucked up chest
we're all fucked up so, what cha wanna do?
with fucked up me and fucked up you you wanna fuck me
like an animal you like to burn me on the inside you
like to think i'm a perfect drug just know that nothing you do
will bring you closer to me ain't life a bitch a fucked up ditch
a fucked up sore with a fucked up stitch a fucked up head is
a fucked up shame swingin' on my nuts
it's a fucked up gamejealously thrills up a fucked mind
it's real fucked up like a fucked up crime
if i say fuck two more times that's 46 fucks in this fucked up rhyme hey,
it's on everybody knows it's on hey,
it's on everybody knows it's on you wanna fuck me like an animal
you like to burn me from the inside you like to think
i'm a perfect drug just know that nothing you do will bring you closer to me
you can't bring me down i don't think
so you better check yourself before you wreck yourself kiss my starfish my,
chocolate starfish, punk kiss my starfish my,
chocolate starfish you want to fuck me like an animal you want
to burn me from the inside you like to think i'm a perfect drug
just know that nothing you do will bring you closer to me
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Posted on 11-13-04 11:43 PM Link
I really only need one, small, quote (D12: Fight Music):

You know why my hands are so numb? (No)
Cause my grandmother sucked my dick and I didn't cum (Oh)



But other than that...

D12: Nasty Minds

Intro: [girl giggling] Stop!
You want me to do what? What are those?
You want me to stick those in your what?

[Chorus: Bizarre + Truth Hurts]
What is on yo' nasty mind (nasty mind, nasty mind)
Don't you wanna get fucked from behind (from behind, from behind)
Then treat me like a dirty slave (dirty slave, dirty slave)
And beat me like I won't behave - I just wanna get freaky baby!

[Swifty McVay]
Huh, I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
You don't know me, see I ain't gotta front or play the role
I'm an O.G., I know when you bein phony
See you probably bonin' them officers just to pull up on me
That's why sixty percent of women is lonely
They get in my mix only, then try to creep slowly because they nosy
I ain't listen to what, my momma told me
I fuck 'em and pass to my homies (right)
Then he fuck 'em and pass 'em to the homies (take her)
I'm a nasty-ass macaroni; you flashin fast money
you can pass a Roley FUCK a alimony
If you want me, and ain't out screamin about your monthly
I'll be stickin yo' pretty ass until you turn ugly (damn!)
You suddenly see stars when fuckin' me
Ain't no menages, I want 'em in threes, release your garments (trick)
It ain't even me to hold back, I fucked yo' moms quick
Have her runnin around this bitch screamin, "That's my dick!"

[Kuniva]
Yo I know I'm dogmatic, but yo' pussy walls done had it (that's right)
It's evident that you've been fuckin like a jackrabbit
But I stay focused, so I acted like I didn't notice (mm-hmm)
And fucked her with no baby lotion and bust in the soapdish
Hoe you can quote this - your breath is smellin like
you done sucked a senior citizen's old dick in goat spit (god damn!)
You gon' get choked quick, talkin all that hoe shit
All aggressive askin for a slow kiss, no bitch! (the fuck outta here)
You like freakin', see you every night creepin'
Suckin' off the nice deacons, slut you made his wife leave him (cunt)
So keep slurpin I'll be down to the fullest
But forget it bitch, yo' nipples look like AK bullets

[Chorus]

[Kon Artis]
Yo - I'm tearin down whatever you built, your marriage is through
cause I answered your wife's door naked wrapped in a quilt
Hoes say, "Kon Artis got a dick so big!"
Man I can persuade any bitch to have eight of my kids, shit
Beeitch, I should be locked up for havin honies legs cocked up
in the back of my pops truck
I'm not fucked up, I just got a fetish for shootin'
Cum in coochie to the pussy is pootin' it back out
I sixty-nined this one bitch and she bled in my mouth (shit)
Kicked her out, cleaned the couch out, and beat up my crouch(?)
I don't gotta creep in hotels, I cheat at my house
See I'm a dog, I don't need to keep a secret hideout (nahh)

[Bizarre]
All night I've been snortin [sniffs]
Your age and where you from - it's just not important (nahh)
You look like one of my mistresses
On welfare, ten kids like the rest of my bitches
Dreams of fuckin' a handicapped bitch
Suck my dick while your teeth start to grit (whore)
And a slave, that's how I want you to treat me
I ain't into S&M, but I love when you beat me (ahhh!)
I told you I was a horny-ass freak
While I'm beatin my meat, your daughter actin' like she asleep
(Yeah right) My love is like thunder and lightning
After it's over, I'm lookin like I got my ass kicked by Tyson

[Chorus]

[Bizarre]
I just wanna get freaky baby [repeat 4X]
Freaky baby, he he
I wanna get freaky with you
D-12.. in your area
And remember, if you lookin for Bizarre
Dial 1-900-BEAT-ME


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Posted on 11-14-04 03:16 AM Link
Im surprised that nobody thought to put an Eminem song here. Thats what I immediately thought of. Here is one called "Kill You." hmm.

When I just a little baby boy,
My momma used to tell me these crazy things
She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man,
She used to tell me he hated me
But then I got a little bit older
And I realized, she was the crazy one
But there was nothin I could do or say to try to change it
Cause that
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Posted on 11-14-04 07:51 AM Link
Should I really bother putting up Bohemian Rhapsody? Okay.

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
I
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Posted on 11-14-04 08:44 AM Link
stinkfist by tool was weird, and yeah, sexually themed

and i think the song is called "The End" by the doors where it says"Father, i want to kill you, and mother, i want to fuck you"
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