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Posted on 02-07-05 09:20 AM Link | Quote
Melvin is leaning up against a tree, telling his version of events to a few human-size, well-endowed women in those little mushroom hats.

Melvin: Right, so...

A large cloud appears above Melvin's head, filling the entire screen. A chibi-fied version of his head appears in the corner to serve as commentator.

Almost immediately, the view cuts to a large, beefy red dragon swinging his arms around, knocking Kirbynite and Jack around, then expelling a giant stream of fire at Grey and Teddylot, burning them both to crisps.

A leg comes into view, and a hand falls to the side of the leg, a giant green blade shooting out of the laser sword handle in it's grip. The camera swerves around, showing a much larger, more muscular Melvin, with a brilliant gleaming smile and one of those suave Flash Gordon-ish hairdos. He points towards the dragon, and bellows in a deep, macho voice.


Melvin: Vile fiend! I shall slay thee with this vorpal blade!

The dragon breathes more fire, beckoning him on.

Hooktail: Fool! You shall become my next meal!

Melvin dashes towards the dragon, shouting at the top of his lungs, holding the sword down low at his side with both hands. Hooktail swipes at him several times, and he effortlessly dodges. A searing stream of fire is easily evaded as well. When the dragon swings his tail towards Melvin, he plants a foot into it, then leaps off, holding his sword high, and --

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Back to reality, where Melvin pantomines his movements in thin air.

Melvin: Thwack! I severed his head in one cut!

Several of the women around him gasp and ooh, clinging to his arms. He looks up, to see several of the other party members glaring and raising their eyebrows at him.

Melvin: ... What?
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Posted on 02-07-05 09:49 AM Link | Quote
Kirby: Wow... It's one thing to layer a cake with some stuff that really doesn't belong.. But you've even changed the gender of the cake. *shakes head*

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Dani was now humming her favorite tunes while taking a lovely bath behind the shower curtains.
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Posted on 02-08-05 02:12 AM Link | Quote
When Dani returned to her room, she found the door on the far right side had not only unlocked, but also opened. On the other side was a long, empty coridor.

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Fem rolls her eyes at Melvin.

Fem: Come on, guys, we need to get going.

Jack: Bye Mom and Dad!

Martin1186 & Jen1186: Bye, Jack!

Fem: Bye Gramps and Granny!

Martin1186 & Jen1186: Er... Bye, Fem!

And with that, Jack and Fem headed back to the west, toward the pipe to Rogueport.
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Posted on 02-08-05 09:50 AM Link | Quote
Kirby brushes by Melvin.

Kirby: Y'know, I know people add unneeded layering to a cake, but you've just changed the cake's gender. *waves behind him* Nice meeting ya, Mr. and Mrs. Eleven Eighty Six.

Kirby ran off catch up with Fem and Jack.

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Dani quirks a brow as she fixes up her hair.

Dani - ... What do they want now?

The purple haired woman slowly walked to the door. She saw noone standing down the hallway. She took a step forward, and heard nothing but the echo of her heels clicking.

Dani - ... :: sigh :: Why not. :: marches down the hallway ::
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Posted on 02-09-05 12:46 AM Link | Quote
Grey claps Melvin on the back of the head as he passes by, and tosses off to Melvin before running to catch up with the travelling party...

Grey: "Her, Melvin. Her head. And it's kinda funny, but I remember her head being quite well-attached to her shoulders after your bout of fun. Better luck next time?"

He stopped short in front of the pipe, mumbled something about sewers, and entered alongside the group.
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(OOC: I've been planning this for quite a while. Since I've been interested in this RP for quite a bit now, so I think that I'll make a "SMOOTH" entry with this. Hope you guys don't mind an extra poster... )

Meanwhile, in the sewers... Two 2-foot creatures, complete with a red-and-yellow exterior and no mouths, are walking towards what seems to be the Thousand Year Old Door!

Creature with two eyes: DUN DUN DUN!

Creature with one, big eye: ...Why did you do that? Better question, how the HECK did you bring me here on my own freewill? You know how much I dislike you, yet my own two feet brought me here.

Creature with two eyes: Well, Waddler-Doh, it's simple. You wanted to help me in my goal here, remember? You want to get a piece of the glory that I have plenty of.

Waddler-Doh?: My name's not Waddler-Doh for the millionth time, you jerk. My name's W-

Creature with two eyes: Don't bother wasting 5 minutes to say it... I don't want to hear something I can't repeat, mainly because it's so DAMN LONG!

Waddler-Doh looks around, wondering what to take of this place that they're in, and slowly hating how he got dragged into the sewers, through a rotten town full of crime, and let alone being with this other creature...

Waddler-Doh: So, your plan was?

Other creature: It's simple, we're gonna wait until this "Kirbynite" guy to show up, just like that Professor ...uhhh... Dynamite said and we'll stop him from opening this door.

Waddler-Doh: What's the point? You could just join him-

The other creature shoots a vicious look of anger at his, reflecting in Waddler-Doh's cyclop-ness.

Other creature: Don't you EVER suggest me teaming up with somebody that's named... Kirby or... Kirbyson or even Kirbynite! I HATE THAT NAME AND I HATE PEOPLE WHO HAVE THAT NAME!

Waddler-Doh: ...You're fricking crazy, you know that?

Other creature: No, I'm not! Kirby is the reason why my kind was basically a sweet treat to him. Instead of ignoring us like most people do, he decides to "Hey, let's suck up this innocent Waddle Dee and eat him for breakfast! Mmmm... tastes like MARSHMALLOWS! Let's go eat some more and be all pink now..." You think I enjoy a murderer like that!?

Waddler-Doh: But... *Sigh* Never mind, I won't ask anymore.

The Waddle Dee grunts as straighten his red and white cap, then he stormed off behind a pillar or anything that would be deemed "hiding place" and waves his partner in... something over.

PO'ed Waddle Dee: Get your one-eyed ass over here! If they spot you, what point is this ambush gonna be?

Waddler-Doh slowly drags him to the Waddle Dee's position and hides along with him, in his mind saying to himself silently, "I hate you... I really hate you!"


(edited by Tamias on 02-08-05 10:32 PM)
(edited by Tamias on 02-08-05 11:17 PM)
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Posted on 02-11-05 11:31 AM Link | Quote
((Argh... I can't believe what I was typing got deleted and then replaced by gibberish during my sleep. I need to put my keyboard further away from my bed. ;; ))

Kirby was ahead of Jack and Fem. He felt his motivation flowing through his veins again. Hooktail was sure to have lied, he thought. But Schala still would have been somewhere else. Maybe if he took the map back to the pedestal, the map would tell him where to go next...

Kirby: Ugh, I just remembered how much junk there was littered here....

The spikey headed lad entered the room with the Thousand Year Old Door. He let out a sigh as he walked towards the center pedestal.


(edited by Kirbynite on 02-11-05 07:44 PM)
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Posted on 02-12-05 12:03 AM Link | Quote
Silently, the pair of red and yellow creatures hide behind the pillar, as they heard a voice and footsteps from the center of the room. Slowly, the Waddle Dee slowly pokes his head out, noticing a spikey-haired bloke walking towards the center pedestal. The Waddle Dee quickly turns to Waddler-Doh and nods. Suddenly, they jump out of their hiding spot!

Waddle Dee: Hey, what the heck are you doing here, kid? This place ain't safe, or did you notice the bunch of monsters you just obliviously passed back there?

Before he goes on to shoo him away, he stops and thinks for a second.

Waddle Dee: No wait, I have a better idea. If you can help us out here, I'll give you something real nice, like some gold. So... what's your name?

Waddler-Doh: I have a bad feeling about this... It looks like he didn't come here to explore.

Waddle Dee: Shush! We need all the help we can get right now. If Kirbynite is who I think he is, fighting a thing that is like Kirby will require all the help we can get!
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Kirby gave out a very dull look at the Waddle Dee.

Kirby: Normally, I'd start questioning why there are Dreamlanders in a strange dungeon like this, and ask why you want to fight me...

He hopped onto the pedestal, and rummaged his jacket for a map.

Kirby: But I've got more important things to do.

As before, lights began to shoot out in unusual formations around the pedestal as Kirby held the map infront of him.
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The Waddle Dee's two eyes slowly went from hopefulness to confusion, and then anger...

Waddle Dee: I see how it is... While I can't get it out of my head that you're Kirbynite or claiming, and then you actually had the nerve to shrug me off like this!

The small creature slowly starts to turn red in the face, and his tip of his stubby arms have started to turn more red than his skin.

Waddler-Doh: What... should I do?

Waddle Dee: You... just guard the... entrance! This punk posing as Kirbynite... is mine...

Waddler-Doh stays silent and quickly dashes to the entrance of the room, knowing that if he said anything, he might lose his only eye shortly after. Suddenly, Waddle Dee's stubby arms start to ignite into two balls of flame, as he starts to storm towards the spikey-haired guy. His senses so focused on seeing this pester wiped out.

Waddle Dee: As much as I hate being disregarded like so, and that I hate Kirby beyond all reason. I hate when people go about CLAIMING they're some form of Kirby! You insolent brat of a human being, prepare to learn the true power of us Dreamlanders!

In a blind fit of rage, he charges toward Kirby and leaps into the air, aiming for one of his fiery punches to connect with his face. He closes in, and swings...
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Kirby stuck his long leg out, and practically stopped the Waddle Dee in mid-air with a boot to the forehead.

Kirby: Turn on the captions, why don't ya? I've got Kirby for a name. And while you're at it, learn how to use moves more effectively, or atleast use a weapon with more range than a typical Dreamlander arm.

A forest began to form on Kirby's map. The lighting effects slowly died down. Kirby hops off the pedestal.

Kirby: I'm sure someone on Neo Grape Gardens could provide you with something useful, or something.
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Surprisingly, the Waddle Dee recovered this insulting move by landing on his feet. Shaking his head, he lets out a loud yell of barbaric frustration.

Waddle Dee: ...I was only going to tap your sorry self on the cheek, but you're asking for something much worse than a stay at a hospital, you... you...

The Waddle Dee calms down as if the rage within him suffered a sudden death, as the flames on his tips of his arms exhausted themselves. The red tint on his face fading into its normal yellowish-tan shade...

Waddle Dee: Heheheh... If this is the case that you ARE Kirbynite, I don't suppose that you could prove this fact. Hmmm?

He slowly pulls off his red and white cap and puts it down to his side, placing it upside down. From the looks, the hat is a lot bigger on the inside than it seems, as the odd creature pulls out a glass bottle of a brown liquid.

Waddle Dee: Hey, look at this! Does this remind you of anything?

Oddly enough, it seems that the Waddle Dee's mood has flipped around like mad, possibly suggesting that he might actually be crazy. He starts to shake the bottle madly with his right stubby arm. The carbonation of the drink caused to bottle to swell and shockingly, the bottle was starting to crack from the pressure inside... He laughs as he flings the bottle over Kirbynite's head and it lands a few feet in front of him, exploding at his feet. Unfortunately, this explosion wasn't something to ignore, as it sprayed glass with a small radius, due to the pressure from inside.
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At the end of the corridor, Dani found a room that was mostly empty, except for a large robot. While it didn't look as advanced as, say, Melvin's reploids or Gutsman, its technology seemed otherworldly. Though she couldn't determine why, something told Dani that it might have come from Kirby's home planet, Popstar. Its head is clearly identical to the camera seen earlier, in Edgar's office. Several bolts kept the robot attached to the floor, and many wires connected the robot to the wall. In front of it set a large white keyboard with a combination of gray and dark red keys, clearly reading "FAMILY COMPUTER" on the front.

Suddenly, an electronic voice came from the speakers in the room's ceiling.


Voice: Hello, Queen Dani.

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Jack and Fem fly into the room of the Thousand Year Door, not even noticing Waddler-Doh, much less being stopped by him.

Jack flew around to behind Kirby, where he landed, looking at the map.


Jack: Boggly Woods, eh? That's somewhat north of here.

Fem: The Professor should know a quick route.


(edited by JDavis on 02-11-05 11:28 PM)
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Dani looks up and sees, but sees no one.

Dani - ....Where are you, who ever you are? :: blink :: And why have you led me here?

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Kirby looks down at the bottle, that shattered the second it hit the floor. A random piece of glass lands a foot away from Kirby, well within the "small radius".

Kirby: ... you know, I don't think even Ma can Shake Shake soda fast enough to keep it from exploding out the only loose end... *looks at Fem* Hopefully he's not busy.. I really want to get there now.

Kirby stepped on top of a bottle cap and continued towards the exit.
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Voice: I am right here.

The torso of the robot started to move up and down.

Voice: I am Robotic Operating Buddy, model number HVC-012. You can call me ROB. Currently, I am acting as this research facility's main computer. I am the most perfect artificial intellegence on this planet. It was Edgar's genius that created me.


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Dani gave out a little sign of irritibility.

Dani - I didn't ask for your life story. :: snort :: Why did you lead me here, hm?
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Melvin walked up to Kirby, his arms crossed.

Melvin: So. What now? We don't really have any leads to go on as to where Schala is...
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Kirby holds up the map with a big smile.

Kirby: See? There's a star over where a forest is. All we gotta do is go to Professor Gyromite, and he can tell us a shortcut to reach the place. *nod nod* And Schala must be wherever the next star is. *nod nod*
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Melvin snatches the map out of Kirbynite's hand, and examines it closely.

Melvin: With our luck, Schala's going to turn up at the last star on the map we go to. Typically the one farthest from our position.
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Kirby: But.. according to this map, we're dead center of everything.

The spikey headed lad begins tracing around random lines on the map.

Kirby: See? We're underneath Rogueport.. And Rogueport is in the center of all the towns and villages on this map.. The only part this thing isn't the center of is probably the big ocean at the bottom with the scary looking nibbler fish *shudders* and all those twinkly stars and moon at the top. Oh wait.. it's in the center of those two, too...

Kirby takes the map back and folds it up. He lets out a sigh as he continues walking towards the Warp Pipe back to the surface.

Kirby: But it's not like we can skip to the last star. It looks like only one star appears at a time...
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