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Jesper
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Posted on 12-08-04 02:27 AM Link | Quote
[ 23:08:04 ] [ Dig ] I'm gonna
[ 23:08:12 ] [ knuck ] ban him liek now
[ 23:08:27 ] [ Dig ] I'll warn him first
[ 23:08:32 ] [ Dig ] For abuse
[ 23:08:34 ]
Zem
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Posted on 12-09-04 01:19 PM Link | Quote
Nobody likes AIDS jokes. =(

<MonopolyMan> bullets cure aids
<Zem> I dropped my aids on the floor
<MonopolyMan> kill it with bullets
<Zem> do they have to be from a gun?
<MonopolyMan> just bullets
<MonopolyMan> throw them with force at the aids
<Zem> it made the aids angry
<Zem> oh no
<Zem> they were presidential aids!
<MonopolyMan> crap!
<Zem> I don't know where to go from here
<MonopolyMan> um
<MonopolyMan> try stabbing the aids with a knife
<Zem> okay
<Zem> I think it worked
<Zem> now I have some aids on my floor
<MonopolyMan> put it in the trash can
<MonopolyMan> and be rid of the aids!
<Zem> I think I should give the aids to someone else
<MonopolyMan> give them to a old lady
<MonopolyMan> nobody will care if you do that
<Zem> okay
<Zem> I will ship them for christmas
<Zem> and the accompanying card will read
<Zem> "you have aids"
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Posted on 12-13-04 11:15 PM Link | Quote
* Smallhacker has joined #acmlm
knuck> SMALLHACKER
knuck> LLOLOLOL
Ryan> what the hell is a small hacker
Ryan> a 2 year old with a computer attached to its head?
knuck> lmao
knuck> LMAo
knuck> fuck you Ryan
knuck> i'm laughing out loud
knuck

Hinox
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Posted on 12-14-04 03:31 AM Link | Quote
<knuck> calling isp right now
<knuck> and if they fucking tell me to restart my comp
<knuck> i'll tell them to go suck Kitten Yiffer's dogs
<Krel> "who's Kitten Yiffer?"
<Krel> "furry."
<Krel> "what's furry?"
<Krel> "Kitten Yiffer. now fix my intarweb, fuckers"
Kitten Yiffer

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Posted on 12-16-04 02:36 AM Link | Quote
<Jesper> I just noticed this
<Jesper> Paint Shop Pro 9 trial window
<Jesper> "Your creativity has no limits"
<Jesper> and right next to it a big fat "16 days left"
<Jesper> I'm going to have to let that sink in.
Jesper
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Posted on 12-16-04 09:22 PM Link | Quote
Two consecutive great quotes. (Lightly edited.)

[ 18:15:41 ]

(edited by Jesper on 12-16-04 12:24 PM)
windwaker

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WHY ALL THE MAYONNAISE HATE
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Posted on 12-17-04 06:19 AM Link | Quote
[18:24:15 PM] <Legion> Awww
[18:24:19 PM] <Legion> I made xkeeper cwy =(
[18:24:20 PM] <Legion> Again.
[18:24:32 PM] * Xkeeper (~please@stop.telling.me.that.aol.sucks.cox.net) has joined #acmlm
[18:24:37 PM] <Xkeeper> No, you didn't.
[18:24:38 PM] * Xkeeper (~please@stop.telling.me.that.aol.sucks.cox.net) has left #acmlm

(edited by windwaker on 12-16-04 09:48 PM)
(edited by windwaker on 12-16-04 09:48 PM)
Gavin

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Posted on 12-17-04 09:49 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by @windwaker
[18:24:15 PM] <Legion> Awww
[18:24:19 PM] <Legion> I made xkeeper cwy =(
[18:24:20 PM] <Legion> Again.
[18:24:32 PM] * Xkeeper (~please@stop.telling.me.that.aol.sucks.cox.net) has joined #acmlm
[18:24:37 PM] <Xkeeper> No, you didn't.
[18:24:38 PM] * Xkeeper (~please@stop.telling.me.that.aol.sucks.cox.net) has left #acmlm


that's only funny because xkeeper sucks cock.
Bogie

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Posted on 12-20-04 06:17 AM Link | Quote
irc stupidity at its best


Ryan> ICE CUBE IS A MAD MOTHAFUCKA.
Ryan> bad.
Legion> Check yourself foo.
Ryan> run yo pockets
Zem> you should check yourself prior to wrecking yourself
Legion> Hey Ryan, congratulations. You won.
Zem> it has been noted that shotgun bullets are bad for your health
Legion> THE WET T-SHIRT CONTEST MOTHER FUCKER!
Ryan> YAY
Legion> *blam blam blam blam blam*
* Ryan gets shot
Zem> gorillas gorillas
Zem> report to the mist
Legion> I had to wet him
Ryan> i thought *blam blam blam blam* was gun shots
Legion> Gorilla, straight from the mist

(edited by Bogie on 12-19-04 09:18 PM)
Zem
You can be civil without being flowery, dipshits.
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Posted on 12-21-04 04:08 PM Link | Quote
But it continued!

<Legion> Ryan, it was
<Legion> But I don't miss when it comes to this
<Zem> listen to my big black boots as I step
<Legion> No! >:
<Legion>
* Legion uses his steel toes as a weapon.
<Zem> plz
<Ryan> yo this shits crazy
<Ryan> i just smoked 4 bat packs to my head
<Ryan> of white widow
<Zem> today I didn't even have to use my AK
<Legion> No one cares about your whorish activities.
<Zem> I have to say it was a good day
<Legion> I gotta say it was
<Legion> Damn you!
<Ryan> report to the pleasure dome immediately.
<Zem> one two three and I come with the wicked
<Zem> style
<Zem> to get some respect we had to tear this mothafucka up
Legion
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Posted on 12-27-04 04:22 AM Link | Quote
-19:20:00-
Danielle

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Posted on 12-27-04 07:23 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by |+Legion+|
-19:20:00-
Jesper
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Posted on 01-04-05 10:00 PM Link | Quote
[ 18:58:47 ] [ KaOSoFt ] Kwan: how do you type the Euro symbol?
[ 18:58:51 ] [ @Jizuko ] HIKARI!
[ 18:58:56 ] [ %Kwan ]

(edited by Jesper on 01-04-05 01:10 PM)
(edited by Jesper on 01-09-05 10:59 AM)
knuck

Hinox
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Posted on 01-23-05 12:16 AM Link | Quote
<blackhole89> I think we have about two or three "real" females in here
<blackhole89> maybe another one (knuck) who is physically a male, but acts, writes and probably also thinks like a female (can these be counted the latter already?)

It's not a good quote, but it's about the awesomest person ever and this thread was dead.
Zem
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Posted on 01-28-05 10:23 AM Link | Quote
<+Zem> the honey nut cheerios bee is the worst mascot
<@YoshiDude> I HATE THA TBEE
<@YoshiDude> FUCK HIM
<@YoshiDude> FUCK HIM
<@YoshiDude> FUCK HIM
<@YoshiDude> WHAT A BITCH
<+Zem> yeah
<@YoshiDude> HATE
<+Zem> bee sux
<+Zem> on this box
<@YoshiDude> thats the best slogan ever
<+Zem> they're playing baseball
<@YoshiDude> "bee sux"
<@YoshiDude> bee sux
<+Zem> and the bee is on the bench
<+Zem> and he's eating honey
<+Zem> and they're like PITCH FOR US BUZZ (I guess his name is buzz, which sucks too)
<+Zem> and he's like MY HANDS ARE STICKY FROM THE HONEY
<+Zem> and they're like fuck you do it anyway
<+Zem> so he throws the ball
<+Zem> it's stuck to the honey
<+Zem> so it stretches and comes back
<+Zem> when the batter swings
<+Zem> and they give him an out
<+Zem> and then buzz says something gay
<+Zem> and then I eat his cereal
<@YoshiDude> you know who's awesome
<@YoshiDude> Tucan Sam
<@YoshiDude> there was this box of fruit loops right
<@YoshiDude> and he had no color
<@YoshiDude> and he was like "EEK MY COLOR"
<@YoshiDude> or something
<@YoshiDude> and it was tite

<Kyouji_Craw> "It's the Legend of Zelda and it's really rad! Those creatures from Ganon are pretty bad! Octoroks, Tektites, and Leevers too, but with your help our hero pulls through.
<Zem> I hope you just forgot the second quotation mark
<Zem> and that ends right there
<Kyouji_Craw> Yeah! Go Link! Yeah! Get some!"
<Zem> you have chosen poorly.

EDIT: also
<+Drag> There's a better way to make a bash quote
<+Drag> Ok, watch this
<+Drag> *ahem*
<+Drag> LOL LOL WTF WUT DUZ DELETR YES *_* DO???????????????????????
<+Zem> DRAG
<+Zem> TYPELIKE
<+Zem> DELTREE
<+Zem> CEE
<+Drag> LOLLERZ DONT TIEP TAD
<+Zem> COLON
<+Zem> ENTER
<+Drag> LOLLOERZ
<+Zem> OMG ITS SCANNING
* Quits: +Drag (zazzal22@pcp0010696089pcs.manass01.va.comcast.net) (Quit: CONNECTION RESET BY PEER BECUASE IM A DUMBASS LOL)
<+Zem> OMG I TOTLY KILLED HIM LOALO

EDIT: even more!
<Apophis> ENTERPRISE IS CANCELLED!
<Apophis> I'm so sad, I'm not even going to classes tomorrow.
<Zem> what's cancelled?
<Apophis> Enterprise
<Zem> yeah
<Zem> what's that?
<Apophis> Star Trek.
<Zem> oh
<Zem> neat
<Apophis> Next year is going to be the first time since I was 3 that there won't be a new season of ST.
* Apophis is in mourning
<Zem> does that mean star trek in its entirety will be cancelled forever?
* Apophis is now known as NX01Forver
<NX01Forver> possiblt
<NX01Forver> *possibly
<Zem> neat
<Zem> maybe they can remove it from the past too
* Quits: NX01Forver (~LJWal@moo-D27B52DC.resnet.wm.edu) (Quit: <censored> ZEM!!!)
<Zem> that's what your mom said, cock jockey

Note: in fairness to Apophis, this network actually does censor certain words in quit messages. I know it does with "penis." So Apophis probably actually typed out "fuck," not "<censored>."

Another edit: I'll throw in a couple more for kicks. Because no one else cares about this thread.
<MonopolyMan> fucking stupid wow almost crashing my machine damnit
<KirbyATW> Crashing is bad
<MonopolyMan> no shit
<KirbyATW> typical response
<MonopolyMan> no shit
<KirbyATW> ...
<KirbyATW> so what happened
<MonopolyMan> shit
<KirbyATW> Oh, THATS real descriptive
<MonopolyMan> shit yeah

<MonopolyMan> why do people always want "smellovision" for tvs or whatever
<MonopolyMan> what if the stars cut one and it's a silent killer
<MonopolyMan> what then
<Zem> EVERYBODY DIES
<MonopolyMan> yeah dude
<MonopolyMan> or like terrorists would use it to propogate anthrax or whatever
<MonopolyMan> you're watching family guy
<MonopolyMan> and then ANTHRAX
<MonopolyMan> and you die

(edited by Zem on 01-28-05 01:34 AM)
(edited by Zem on 02-03-05 04:40 AM)
(edited by Zem on 02-03-05 05:05 AM)
Jesper
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Posted on 02-03-05 06:27 PM Link | Quote
[ 15:28:26 ] [ @Jesper ] !8ball is Jizzy drunk?
[ 15:28:27 ] [ wootbot ] Ask Again Later
[ 15:28:28 ] [ @Jesper ] !8ball is Jizzy drunk?
[ 15:28:29 ] [ wootbot ] Cannot Predict Now
[ 15:28:30 ] [ @Jesper ] !8ball is Jizzy drunk?
[ 15:28:31 ] [ wootbot ] Better Not Tell You Now
[ 15:28:37 ] [ @Jesper ] HE'S EVADING
[ 15:28:38 ] [ @Jizuko ] XD
[ 15:28:38 ] [ @Jesper ] !8ball is Jizzy drunk?
[ 15:28:39 ] [ wootbot ] Outlook Good
[ 15:28:44 ] [ @Jizuko ] hahaha
[ 15:28:47 ] [ @Jesper ] !8ball so Jizzy IS drunk
[ 15:28:48 ] [ wootbot ] As I See It, Yes
Kitten Yiffer

Purple wand
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Posted on 02-04-05 07:56 PM Link | Quote
<||bass> i remember, i think it was altec lansing, have these speakers.... only 1/2 an inch thick
<||bass> and LOUD
<jman2050> ah
<||bass> the whole speaker was the size of a deck of cards
<||bass> and it was like "BLAM!!! IM A LOUD MOTHERFUCKING SPEAKER!"
<Jesper> ooh
<Jesper> that tourette bundled?
Kwan
Doesn't have a valid sized userpic. ||bass will be pissed :((((((((
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Posted on 02-12-05 11:27 PM Link | Quote
<where> where did dex go
<Kwan> dex went for sex
<Kwan> with a tyrannosaurus rex
<where> that was beautiful
<where> it was like poetry
* Joins: Admires_Sex (russ@libera-me.co.uk)
Zem
You can be civil without being flowery, dipshits.
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Posted on 02-13-05 04:50 AM Link | Quote
Slightly older one, but needs to be immortalized.

<MonopolyMan> no vagina?
<%Kwan> hm
<MonopolyMan> oh wait night elves don't have vaginas
<MonopolyMan> they reproduce by being gay
<MonopolyMan> :(
<%Kwan> get me some gnome pictures
<MonopolyMan> http://www.isc.tamu.edu/~lewing/gallery/gnome/gnome-sit-dark.10.jpg
<%Kwan> that sucks
<%Kwan> you suck
<MonopolyMan> http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/classes/images/mage/cutouts/c03.gif
<&||bass> hey
<&||bass> be thankful mm didnt send you gnome hentai when you asked for gnomes
<MonopolyMan> max is avoiding bass
<&||bass> he has plenty im sure
<MonopolyMan> if I could find it
<MonopolyMan> it'd be sent faster then goatse can open his ass
Prier

Archangel
Administrative Priestess.
NUCLEAR SUB WEEEOOOO
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Posted on 02-14-05 12:03 AM Link | Quote
[14:03] <@Phil> alright im gonna go and get some LUNCH
[14:03] <@Phil> TO THE SKIES!
[14:03] <+Hiryuu> TEAM LASER EXPLOSION
[14:03] <+Hiryuu> and isn't it a bit late for that?
[14:04] <@Phil> eh
[14:04] <@Phil> i had a late brekfast
[14:04] <+Hiryuu> you're late for life :\
[14:04] <@Phil> That's what your mother said last night
[14:04] <@Phil> OH FUCK
[14:05] <@Phil> SHIT THAT INSULTS ME
[14:05] <@Phil> FUCK
[14:05] <@Phil> FUCK
[14:05] <+Hiryuu> XDDDDD
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