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Yoshi Dude

XKEEPER STOLE MY CAR KEYS
Level: 79

Posts: 974/3271
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Since: 03-15-04
From: give me a number folks.

Since last post: 3 hours
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Posted on 06-20-04 11:30 AM Link | Quote
Why the hell not?

YoshiDude: now to sprite
YoshiDude: <3 havoks
knuck: sprite havoks
YoshiDude: ok
YoshiDude: `_`
YoshiDude: ASIAN LOL
||bass: lol
||bass: (`_
knuck

Hinox
Banned until 19-58-5815: trolling, flaming, spamming, being a general fucktard...
Level: 62

Posts: 382/1818
EXP: 1894574
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Since: 03-15-04

Since last post: 14 hours
Last activity: 9 hours
Posted on 06-20-04 11:36 AM Link | Quote
[02:52:56] <knuck> SOMEONE RATED ME BAD
[02:52:57] <knuck> i am really really sad
[02:53:05] <knuck> arr creates a fad
[02:53:09] <knuck> because Drag is a fag

(cutted out useless parts)

btw:
Yoshi-ARR: canadian bacon rox
Yiffy Kitten: if by "rox" you mean it sucks
Yoshi-ARR: I MEAN WOCKS
Yiffy Kitten: It's a shitty excuse for ham
Yoshi-ARR: but it's in a circle
Yoshi-ARR: a fucking circle
Yiffy Kitten: It's awful
Yoshi-ARR: it fits on my english muffin perfectly
Yoshi-ARR: a circle.
Yiffy Kitten: Who cares if it's in a circle
Yoshi-ARR: i do
Yoshi-ARR: i need my food in circles
Yoshi-ARR: that sounds like a song
Yoshi-ARR: I NEED MY FOOD IN CIRCLES
Yoshi-ARR: I NEED MY FOOD IN SQUARES
Yoshi-ARR: EXCEPT WHEN THEY ARE PEACHES
Yoshi-ARR: EXCEPT WHEN THEY ARE PEARS
Yoshi-ARR: !!!! that kicked ass
*** Yoshi-ARR was kicked off #acmlm by Yiffy Kitten (I NEED TO SLAY MORONS!)


(edited by knuck on 06-20-04 02:43 AM)
Toxic
in a sublime state of mind
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Posted on 06-20-04 04:17 PM Link | Quote
<Sain> [Now Playing] Microsoft Sam - I like men [0:01/0:03]
<Sain> oops


Hardy har har. Made me laugh


(edited by Yoshi Dude on 06-20-04 12:22 PM)
Yoshi Dude

XKEEPER STOLE MY CAR KEYS
Level: 79

Posts: 1013/3271
EXP: 4572680
For next: 6787

Since: 03-15-04
From: give me a number folks.

Since last post: 3 hours
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Posted on 06-21-04 06:08 AM Link | Quote
YoshiDude: what the fuck is wrong with you. do you know how small a cat is. I can like, step on it. splat.
Kitten Yiffer: Do you know how sharp claw cats have, I can like scratch you eyes... Your blind!
YoshiDude: I can hold a pistol with my opposible thumb and shoot you.. your dead!

(09:20) <@Jizuko> "The amount of feces that left my bowels was extravagant"


(edited by Yoshi Dude on 06-20-04 09:09 PM)
(edited by Yoshi Dude on 06-22-04 03:24 PM)
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

Sesshomaru
Tamaranian

Level: 118

Posts: 1147/8210
EXP: 18171887
For next: 211027

Since: 03-15-04
From: Canada, w00t!
LOL FAD

Since last post: 2 hours
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Posted on 06-25-04 02:47 PM Link | Quote
Not from #acmlm but funny anyway. Colour-coded for easy reading.
[edit] Trying to find some non-ugly colours...

Hyp3rHax0r: I had an interesting dream last night
Hyp3rHax0r: there was a new version of lunar magic with weird options
MajinBlueDragon: like what? :o
Hyp3rHax0r: had like a schedule and calendar in it. O_o
MajinBlueDragon:
MajinBlueDragon: them damn n00bs cant do a damn thing by themself
MajinBlueDragon: ONO WUTS 2DAY FUSOYA MAEK A CALANDR IN LM
Hyp3rHax0r: LunarOS, the world's first OS based entirely around hacking SMW
MajinBlueDragon: hahhahaa
Hyp3rHax0r: and if you type 'FU IS MY GOD OMGLOLOLOLOLOLOL' it opens a DOS prompt. :p
MajinBlueDragon: lol, in LunarOS....not ctrl alt delete...but alt, right shift, lowercase P, numlock, f6, ampersand, prtscrn, down arrow, and the tiny red button behind the blue wire in the cdrom drive
Hyp3rHax0r: hehe
MajinBlueDragon: and you'd need to type chelsea to open my computer
Hyp3rHax0r: and it'd have to be the first thing you do when you turn the computer on
MajinBlueDragon: haha
MajinBlueDragon: and if you modifyed the computer, it would refuse to run
Hyp3rHax0r: lol! "Error: Hardware upgrade detected. Shutting down..."
MajinBlueDragon: hahha
MajinBlueDragon: floppy disks would be replaced with exgfx
Hyp3rHax0r: getting online has never been simpler! just press ctrl+alt+F4+power+g+y+~, click File -> Graphics -> Export to video card -> Secret Menu -> Connect, hold F18 for 10 seconds, open the CD-ROM drive, make a slice of toast, and click 'ok'
MajinBlueDragon: XD
MajinBlueDragon: youd also find weird stuff in your registry
MajinBlueDragon: like stuff about Relm, and fish, and unused icons
Hyp3rHax0r: like "I LOVE FISH.... LITERALLY"
MajinBlueDragon: :-p yea
MajinBlueDragon: paint would be replaced by an 8x8 tile editor
Hyp3rHax0r: and a palette editor
MajinBlueDragon: nah, you have to enable custom pallets in the control pannel
MajinBlueDragon: oh yeah, and all desktop bg's would be from smas :p
Hyp3rHax0r: :p
Hyp3rHax0r: or YI
MajinBlueDragon: yeah
Hyp3rHax0r: and the Solitare and Minesweeper games would be nearly impossible to win
MajinBlueDragon: and would be glitchy and have random tiles thrown about. or have wierd colors on the cards
Hyp3rHax0r: hehe
MajinBlueDragon: now if there was a pokemon community os....everything would be in german, none of the right DLL's would be and technical support will either hoard everything or have killed themself in frustration
Hyp3rHax0r: lol!
Hyp3rHax0r: and we could call it "GETJEGDSFRHERRRMANHEINZEROS"
MajinBlueDragon: rofl
MajinBlueDragon: yeah, and then like...thered be one main program, like a notepad, then everyone starts changing it slightly and releasing new versions under a different name
MajinBlueDragon: *cough*goldmap*cough*
Hyp3rHax0r: yeah, and to make a text file bigger with it, you'd have to manually find space on your HD, edit textfiles.ini, save it, and pray to God it saves right, and it'd take 200MB of RAM, but everyone'd still think it rules
MajinBlueDragon: lol!
Hyp3rHax0r: the 'Help' option would be one line of code:
MsgBox "Go figure it out yourself"
MajinBlueDragon: only it would be in german
Hyp3rHax0r: half german
MajinBlueDragon: there would also be a glitchy fan translation of the os. the icons would also be shit ms paint recolors of official os icons
Hyp3rHax0r: the documentation would be "plugenzer the modem cable into the ghornganhaxka"
MajinBlueDragon: XD
MajinBlueDragon: people would also rip off eachothers updates.
MajinBlueDragon: often times, the updates suck and dont change the system in the first place
Hyp3rHax0r: yeah, you'd have like 26 copies of a security patch, all with different names in the credits, that don't patch anything
Hyp3rHax0r: and it'd be an IPS with no instructions of what to patch it to
MajinBlueDragon: or it would change one thing and say its an entirely new update
Hyp3rHax0r: yeah
Hyp3rHax0r: it'd rename a DLL
MajinBlueDragon: "we fixed the word "notepad" to "Notepad". DOWNLOAD NOW."
MajinBlueDragon: and everyone would oogle over it
Hyp3rHax0r: "save a whole one byte of HD space by removing the 'e' in 'system.dll'
MajinBlueDragon: rofl
MajinBlueDragon: and the tech support would be an underaged inexperienced worker who rhymes too much
Hyp3rHax0r: XD


(edited by HyperHacker on 06-25-04 05:49 AM)
Zem
You can be civil without being flowery, dipshits.
Level: 49

Posts: 21/1107
EXP: 829398
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Since: 06-13-04

Since last post: 131 days
Last activity: 131 days
Posted on 06-25-04 03:19 PM Link | Quote
who likes long quotes? you? i hope so!

<Sami> Fin.... your on my last nerves
<finneram> that is unfortunate, because I think we can make this relationship work
<finneram> maybe we need some time apart sami. =(
<finneram> but... one last kiss before we part..
<Sami> FUCK YOU!!
<finneram> I know, it's hard for me too.
<Sami> Arggghh
<finneram> but we'll make it through this together
<Sami> Go suck some nuts
<finneram> yours?
<Sami> I dont care who dammit!
<finneram> aids plz =(
<Sami> Choke on shit and DIE!
<finneram> i'm sorry it had to end this way. you were great in bed sami...
<Sami> Fin you dont know when to quit huh
<finneram> might as well face it i'm addicted to love
<Sami> whatever
* Joins: Law (~SamiRagek@ForgetIt-229EC1D5.fuse.net)
<Law> Hello
<finneram> i dropped my aids on the floor
<Sami> shut the fuck up
<Law> yeah
<finneram> you've changed sami
<Sami> whatever
<Sami> I havent changed
<finneram> it used to be so sweet...
<Sami> You keep messing with me over and over
<Law> FIN
<Law> leave him alone
<finneram> are you stealing my baby Law?
<finneram> you shameless harlot! This is between me and him!
<finneram> now, sami, I know you didn't mean the things you said..
<Sami> Law I'll talk to you in a minute
<Sami> peace
* Parts: Sami (~SamiRagek@ForgetIt-229EC1D5.fuse.net)
<finneram> oh well, that was entertaining.
<Law> Heh, that dude was crazy huh
<finneram> who the hell
<Law> Law, I AM THE LAW
<finneram> Law is ~SamiRagek@ForgetIt-229EC1D5.fuse.net * True advid gamer dammit!
<finneram> Sami was ~SamiRagek@ForgetIt-229EC1D5.fuse.net * True advid gamer dammit!
* Quits: Law (~SamiRagek@ForgetIt-229EC1D5.fuse.net) (Client exited)
<finneram> hmm.
* Joins: Kata (~Kata@ForgetIt-229EC1D5.fuse.net)
<knuck> wtf
<knuck> hi sami
<finneram> 229EC1D5
<finneram> dot fuse
<knuck> hi sami
<finneram> dot net
<Kata> whos Sami
<knuck> you
<Kata> i am kata
<knuck> and Sami
<Kata> who is sami?
<Kata> you mean esura
<knuck> eh
<knuck> ok
<finneram> lemme guess.. your brother?

it goes on, but it gets more depressing and less entertaining.
Prier

Archangel
Administrative Priestess.
NUCLEAR SUB WEEEOOOO
Level: 119

Posts: 1542/8392
EXP: 18790939
For next: 138352

Since: 03-15-04
From: Nerima Dist. - Tokyo, Japan

Since last post: 1 day
Last activity: 1 day
Posted on 06-26-04 03:43 AM Link | Quote
[17:37] <Lain> http://tekhacks.net/bored/thread.php?id=7593&page=1 Lazer kicked ther A***s.
[17:38] <Hox-Cadets> You beeped asses. The fuck?!
[17:38] <Hiryuu> worse...he didn't have enough *'s
[17:38] * Lain kicks Hiryuu!
[17:39] *** Kwan is now known as Kwan[Punkd]
[17:39] <Hox-Cadets> Yes he did..
[17:39] <YoshiDude> hiryuu: type !kick lain
[17:39] * Lain kicks Hiryuu!
[17:39] <Hiryuu> you mean like this
[17:39] <Hiryuu> !kick Lain
[17:39] <YoshiDude> since you're a mod, you got special privledges
[17:39] *** Lain has been kicked off channel #acmlm by YoshiDude (!kick comman used by hiryuu)
[17:39] <YoshiDude> XD
[17:39] <Hiryuu> cool
[17:39] <YoshiDude> and i spelled command wrong

>>>

A double whammy, my stupidity AND his. It works on so many levels.

>>>

[17:48] <Hiryuu> OMG F-BOMB
[17:48] <YoshiDude> fart'
[17:48] <YoshiDude> lozl
[17:48] <Hiryuu> seriously...who uses that
[17:48] <YoshiDude> lozl foshozl
[17:49] <YoshiDude> leg
[17:49] <YoshiDude> L-BOMB
[17:49] <Hiryuu> no his is L-BOMB
[17:49] <Hiryuu> L-BOMB > F-BOMB
[17:49] <YoshiDude> nobody uses F-BOMB
[17:49] <YoshiDude> you just made that up
[17:49] <Hiryuu> and not just alphabetically neither
[17:49] <Hiryuu> yes...I did...many years agooo
[17:49] <YoshiDude> you're a crazy person.
[17:49] <Hiryuu> you would know
[17:49] <YoshiDude> I sure would. bitch. >(
[17:50] <Hiryuu> you would kn...shu up
[17:50] <YoshiDude> i know you are but what am i :O>
[17:50] <Hiryuu> a garbageman
[17:50] <YoshiDude> THE GARBAGEMAN CAN, MARGE
[17:50] <Hiryuu> omg u bl0w j0k3 lamtatarddd
[17:50] <YoshiDude> the garbageman can.

>>>

Additionally...


(edited by Ranko on 06-25-04 06:44 PM)
(edited by Ranko on 06-25-04 06:56 PM)
Yoshi Dude

XKEEPER STOLE MY CAR KEYS
Level: 79

Posts: 1117/3271
EXP: 4572680
For next: 6787

Since: 03-15-04
From: give me a number folks.

Since last post: 3 hours
Last activity: 2 hours
Posted on 07-02-04 03:13 AM Link | Quote
"Not from #acmlm but funny anyway."
"#acmlm: Good Time Quotes "
you lose.

*** windwaker101 (~windwaker@ForgetIt-80360D3.client.comcast.net) has joined #uma
knuck: wtf
*** knuck has banned *!*@ForgetIt-80360D3.client.comcast.net on #uma
*** knuck has kicked windwaker101 off #uma (thx arr)
knuck: he was getting in my nerves
knuck: ROFl
knuck: [19:06:26] <windwaker101> I'm going to call your ISP
knuck: [19:07:08] <windwaker101> because you've evaded legal premesises
knuck: [19:07:17] <knuck> when
knuck: [19:07:22] <windwaker101> when?'
knuck: [19:07:30] <windwaker101> well, I might call tomorrow
knuck: [19:07:38] <windwaker101> * Added knuck!*@* to ignore list
knuck: XD
knuck: I CANT BAN IN A CHANNEL WHERE I AM OP
knuck: BECAUSE HE IS GOING TO CALL MY ISP
knuck: IN BRAZEEL

(useless stuff edited out)


(edited by Yoshi Dude on 07-18-04 04:17 PM)
Sephiroth

Red Goomba
Level: 12

Posts: 26/46
EXP: 6909
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Since: 06-30-04
From: Hallow Bastion

Since last post: 476 days
Last activity: 339 days
Posted on 07-02-04 07:41 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Yoshi Dude
Why the hell not?

YoshiDude: now to sprite
YoshiDude: <3 havoks
knuck: sprite havoks
YoshiDude: ok
YoshiDude: `_`
YoshiDude: ASIAN LOL
||bass: lol
||bass: (`_
Jesper
Busy, busy, busy.
Level: 69

Posts: 499/2390
EXP: 2856000
For next: 13743

Since: 03-15-04
From: Sweden.

Since last post: 176 days
Last activity: 79 days
Posted on 07-02-04 07:56 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Sephiroth
Bush can Blow me Sideway's.
That's not only nice but also terribly off-topic. Consider this a warning.
Iggy Koopa

Red Cheep-cheep
Level: 24

Posts: 143/214
EXP: 76441
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Since: 03-16-04

Since last post: 66 days
Last activity: 12 days
Posted on 07-04-04 05:19 AM Link | Quote
<witeasprinwow> people would castrate themselves to get an acmlms board most
Kwan
Doesn't have a valid sized userpic. ||bass will be pissed :((((((((
Level: 50

Posts: 707/1137
EXP: 937111
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Since: 03-15-04
From: Durkadurkastan!

Since last post: 22 days
Last activity: 2 days
Posted on 07-04-04 05:30 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Iggy Koopa
<witeasprinwow> people would castrate themselves to get an acmlms board most


I think it worked for me.

My lowered sex drive
Yoshi Dude

XKEEPER STOLE MY CAR KEYS
Level: 79

Posts: 1141/3271
EXP: 4572680
For next: 6787

Since: 03-15-04
From: give me a number folks.

Since last post: 3 hours
Last activity: 2 hours
Posted on 07-07-04 12:14 PM Link | Quote
kiwibonga: how do you say "not capitalized"?
Ranko: undercase
kiwibonga: lowercase?
Ranko: that too
||bass: undercase? wtf?
||bass: that was a joke right?
||bass: cause if that wasnt a joke, you should be killed
Ranko: my brain's in my other shirt pocket
Ranko: in other words, shut up
||bass: where's natural selection when you need it?
Reid

Hardhat Beetle
Level 50 Bitches.
Level: 37

Posts: 287/558
EXP: 322182
For next: 16071

Since: 03-15-04

Since last post: 6 days
Last activity: 2 hours
Posted on 07-07-04 11:10 PM Link | Quote
<MonopolyMan> babies should be the worlds only food sourece
<MonopolyMan> well, babies and pizza
<MonopolyMan> so you can have PIZZA WITH BABIES ON TOP!
<StRiFe> you've gone to far
<MonopolyMan> pizza is great with babies dude
<MonopolyMan> great pizza + tangy zip of babies = win
<Legion> XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<Legion> Great, now I'm starving.




(edited by Yoshi Dude on 07-07-04 02:39 PM)
The SomerZ
Summer, yay!
Level: 45

Posts: 428/862
EXP: 618182
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Since: 03-15-04
From: Norway

Since last post: 2 days
Last activity: 3 hours
Posted on 07-09-04 05:55 AM Link | Quote
<knuck> http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/zoeken.html
<knuck> XD
<woSalmon> knuck: ARE YOU FREAKING TRYING TO KILL ME?
<knuck> XD
<woSalmon> It's 2:55 AM, I'm Wearing headphones cranked up to LOUD!


(edited by The SomerZ on 07-08-04 08:56 PM)
Lilmario

Hoarder
crappy custom title!
Level: 31

Posts: 108/367
EXP: 171741
For next: 13622

Since: 03-15-04
From: The land of Leprachauns <3

Since last post: 9 hours
Last activity: 8 hours
Posted on 07-15-04 02:24 AM Link | Quote
Lilmario: I need to do something with the computer over the summer, like learn something new...Any ideas?
YoshiDude: peel me a grape
YoshiDude: i lost my glasses
Lilmario: XD
* Lilmario peels the grape, realising he can't give it to YD, because she's on the OTHER DAMN SIDE OF THE WORLD
Lilmario:


(edited by Lilmario on 07-14-04 05:25 PM)
Silvey

Rope
Level: 18

Posts: 83/106
EXP: 24970
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Since: 05-28-04
From: Nottinghamshire

Since last post: 314 days
Last activity: 7 days
Posted on 07-18-04 11:37 PM Link | Quote
[23:17:42] * Leigon (~kcscript@ForgetIt-27507F39.hr.hr.cox.net) has joined #acmlm
[23:17:43] <Leigon> Scotty doesn't know.
[23:17:47] <Leigon> wtf?
[23:18:29] <Cymoro> What?
[23:18:31] <Iggy_Koopa> ?
[23:18:46] <Leigon> No nickserv.
[23:18:57] <Cymoro> What?
[23:19:07] <Cymoro> It works for me
[23:19:18] <Leigon> No.
[23:19:19] <Cymoro> Go into #uma
[23:20:10] <Leigon> Hell no.
[23:20:32] <Leigon> ...
[23:20:32] <@Jizuko> omg it's leg
[23:20:34] <Leigon> wait
[23:20:39] <Leigon> Wait a minute
[23:20:41] <Leigon> XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[23:20:49] <Leigon> I SPELLED MY OWN FUCKING NAME WRONG!
[23:20:51] * Leigon is now known as Legion
[23:20:56] <@Jizuko> XDDD
[23:20:56] * AcmlmBot sets mode: +h Legion

Har har.
Prier

Archangel
Administrative Priestess.
NUCLEAR SUB WEEEOOOO
Level: 119

Posts: 2282/8392
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Since: 03-15-04
From: Nerima Dist. - Tokyo, Japan

Since last post: 1 day
Last activity: 1 day
Posted on 07-19-04 12:47 AM Link | Quote
It's like his Japanese name or something...Lei gon.
Legion
banning people for no reason sure is fun
Level: 101

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EXP: 10399737
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Since: 03-15-04
From: The Crossroads is under attack!

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Posted on 07-19-04 12:57 AM Link | Quote
Lei Gon! I'm so hawt!

Yeah, when I connected, instead of doing /join #acmlm I tried to change my nick instead. Wasn't thinking and was so used to /name Legion

I guess I typed it too fast or something.
Dylan
Devil Trumpets and Angel Trombones ~
Level: 54

Posts: 389/1407
EXP: 1181697
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Since: 06-19-04
From: Ottawa, Canada.

Since last post: 1 day
Last activity: 6 hours
Posted on 07-24-04 03:05 AM Link | Quote
<YoshiDude>I have played this game hundreds of times
<YoshiDude>and it always works
<YoshiDude>ok?
<GbBoy>OK
<GbBoy>ok
<GbBoy>No need to get hostile
*SquashMonster jumps out from behind a bush and waves a knife at GbBoy!
<SquashMonster>Oh you said to NOT be hostile




(edited by Gb boy on 07-23-04 06:07 PM)
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