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Magikoopa Myster

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Posted on 10-29-05 04:54 AM Link | Quote
What would it be? Put the Name, Function, and Description of Appearance. Mine is:

Name) Biggifier
Function) It makes something bigger. You could make something shorter or taller, wider or thinner. It can also make something 2x, 3x, or even 4x it's original size.
Description of Appearance) A big metallic machine with a door, and a big chamber inside and a conveyor belt that leads outside a huge opening. You put something in, and press the appropriate buttons, then pull the switch. The object in it's new size will come out. Even people can be used!

What about you?
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Posted on 10-29-05 06:05 AM Link | Quote
Feminizer rifle?


It's just the embodiment of one of the many buttons I've used on this board before, and it's almost my trademark as far as "hacking Acmlm's Board" goes.
TapTap

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Posted on 10-29-05 06:08 AM Link | Quote
Name) Mind Ray
Function) You can make people obey your commands, or forget something.
*Makes Acmlm give me 1,000,000 posts and make me Admin* MUAHAHAHAHA!!!![/kidding]
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Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 10-29-05 06:43 AM Link | Quote
No one would ever fall for that, TapTap. It'd be all, you use it, but they duck the ray and then uppercut you and you burst in to flames from their super powers. Or at least, that's what I'D do.

My invention would be the Hatshoe Crusher. When activated, it destroys every hat and left shoe in the world. Y'know, to annoy people. It'd look like a big metal box with a button and a satellite dish on it.


(edited by Alastor the Stylish on 10-28-05 09:43 PM)
KATW

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Posted on 10-29-05 07:10 AM Link | Quote
The Deja vu button...

Forces people to go back in time one hour with no memory of what happened (Except for the one pressing)

Great for when people do something stupid and you want to get it on film
Danielle

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Posted on 10-29-05 08:56 AM Link | Quote
A machine that could sleep for me, but give me the energy still.
Or a machine that could do my homework, but have me still learn it.
Or a machine that could bag the damn groceries at work. >8(
Xkeeper 2.0

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Posted on 10-29-05 09:10 AM Link | Quote
A machine to go to school for me, yet I'd gain the knowledge, and be able to sleep in at home!
Magikoopa Myster

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Posted on 10-29-05 09:11 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish
My invention would be the Hatshoe Crusher. When activated, it destroys every hat and left shoe in the world. Y'know, to annoy people. It'd look like a big metal box with a button and a satellite dish on it.

That sounds oddly familiar... like from this one episode of Bonus Stage... .
Tamarin Calanis

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Posted on 10-29-05 09:14 AM Link | Quote
A machine to stab people in the face over the internet. That'd be fun.

But then other people might get it, and I've pissed a few people off, so maybe it wouldn't be so fun.


A Defeminizer Pistol. Just in case Xk misses or "misses".
Alexa
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Posted on 10-29-05 09:18 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Tamarin Calanis
A machine to stab people in the face over the internet. That'd be fun.

But then other people might get it, and I've pissed a few people off, so maybe it wouldn't be so fun.


A Defeminizer Pistol. Just in case Xk misses or "misses".
Your wordplay amuses me.
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Posted on 10-29-05 01:57 PM Link | Quote
A time machine that can make you go maximum a week back in time. It'd be perfect if you did something horribly stupid, and wanted to undo it.

That'd be awesome to have right now..

Or perhaps a device that could tell you where items you've lost are. Or just where the HELL you were last night.
Smallhacker

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Posted on 10-29-05 03:14 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Jack-O-Myster
Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish
My invention would be the Hatshoe Crusher. When activated, it destroys every hat and left shoe in the world. Y'know, to annoy people. It'd look like a big metal box with a button and a satellite dish on it.

That sounds oddly familiar... like from this one episode of Bonus Stage... .


EVIL: What? Anymoo, I’m doing the convention circuit, showing off my latest scheme: The Hat Laser! With this device I will destroy all the hats in the world! Everyone’s heads will cold in the winter! Body temperatures will drop by a half-degree or so! It’ll be sheer inconvenience! AHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Coincedence? Nah.
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

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Posted on 10-29-05 03:15 PM Link | Quote
I could certainly go for a machine that lets me control the flow of time. However, I think I'd have to stick with the stab-people-in-face-over-Internet idea.

Alastor the Stylish
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Posted on 10-29-05 07:52 PM Link | Quote
Heeeey. That IP doesn't exist. You must have faked that screenshot.
Magikoopa Myster

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Posted on 10-29-05 08:59 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by HyperHacker
I could certainly go for a machine that lets me control the flow of time. However, I think I'd have to stick with the stab-people-in-face-over-Internet idea.



You're a great big PHONEY! Hey everyone! This guy's a PHONEY!
Xkeeper 2.0

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Posted on 10-30-05 12:33 AM Link | Quote
That machine would cause half the poplulation to die. :|
DarkSlaya
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Posted on 10-30-05 12:35 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Bloodstar
That machine would cause half the poplulation to die. :|


What's wrong with that?
TapTap

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Posted on 10-30-05 12:35 AM Link | Quote
If he's such a phoney, how did he make MarioWorldReconfigurator?
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

Sesshomaru
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Posted on 10-30-05 12:36 AM Link | Quote
Earth is too crowded anyway.
Originally posted by Alastor the Stylish
Heeeey. That IP doesn't exist. You must have faked that screenshot.

Well if I put a real IP in, whoever has it would yell at me, and I didn't feel like finding an unused real one.
Tamarin Calanis

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Posted on 10-30-05 01:46 AM Link | Quote
They wouldn't yell at you if you picked a stupid person who doesn't even know how to check their IP.
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