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HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

Sesshomaru
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Posted on 10-22-05 12:56 PM Link
Originally posted by Clockworkz
Get cancer, please, Shyguy. Thank you, and have a nice day

Cancer's too slow.
Tamarin Calanis

We exist. Earth exists. The universe exists. Do we really need to know why?
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Posted on 10-22-05 09:35 PM Link
Originally posted by Santa Claus
Originally posted by Clockworkz
Get cancer, please, Shyguy. Thank you, and have a nice day

Cancer's too slow.
Well, of course. You don't want it to be a quick, painless death, do you?

Edit: Fuck. Quick, not Quiet. WTF was I thinking?


(edited by Tamarin Calanis on 10-22-05 12:44 PM)
Magikoopa Myster

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Posted on 10-22-05 10:30 PM Link
Actually, Alastor, I went into the Official Cool People Club, (OCPC) and I found out that you're a half-donkey, half-toilet paper roll, PWN.
Clockworkz

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Posted on 10-23-05 12:16 AM Link
That made no sense. As a result, I'll pay you the two bits required for payment to lick a hooker's ass, so your penis will fall off, and you expire, due to AIDS, or other VDs (or a common cold, for that matter).
Magikoopa Myster

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Posted on 10-23-05 12:53 AM Link
Originally posted by Clockworkz
That made no sense. As a result, I'll pay you the two bits required for payment to lick a hooker's ass, so your penis will fall off, and you expire, due to AIDS, or other VDs (or a common cold, for that matter).

HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

Sesshomaru
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Posted on 10-23-05 01:26 AM Link
Originally posted by Tamarin Calanis
Originally posted by Santa Claus
Originally posted by Clockworkz
Get cancer, please, Shyguy. Thank you, and have a nice day

Cancer's too slow.
Well, of course. You don't want it to be a quick, painless death, do you?

Edit: Fuck. Quick, not Quiet. WTF was I thinking?

Well consider that until he's actually dead, he's still around.
Tamarin Calanis

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Posted on 10-23-05 02:26 AM Link
Around, but suffering.

Which is more fun to watch than dead and buried.
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

Sesshomaru
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Posted on 10-23-05 10:23 AM Link
But he'd whine.
Captain moneybags

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Posted on 10-23-05 11:56 AM Link
*Glues mms mouth shut*

Now he wont whine.
Riku

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Posted on 10-23-05 06:45 PM Link
So reality should kill Shyguy. Shoving a burning cigar down his lungs might give him the fastest cancer. Then repeat till his lungs can't take it. MUHAHAHA!!!
Clockworkz

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Posted on 10-24-05 01:35 AM Link
I was thinking more along the lines of forcing him into ingesting a malignant tumor, but whatever works.
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 10-24-05 02:36 AM Link
Y'know Clocky. That kinda. Wouldn't do anything.

Well, it might be uncomfortable, but...

Aaaanyway. I'm more for just walking up and cutting his head off. It's easy, and it's pretty guaranteed to kill him.
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Posted on 10-24-05 03:04 AM Link
Think about the stomach viruses from eating a rancid tumor, man! Tumors need to be eaten within a week of dismemberment.
Riku

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Posted on 10-24-05 03:23 AM Link
Cutting his head off is all good and all, but you want him to twist in pain as much as possible. Maybe a swift cut through the chest as he staggers on the floor twisted in pain. Leave the sword.
Shyguy
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Posted on 10-24-05 04:04 AM Link
What? I'm awaiting a death penalty?
Clockworkz

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Posted on 10-24-05 04:55 AM Link
"Ladies an gentlemen, there's one ticket left on the Amazing Pod Shot to the Sun! Shyguy! you're our grand prize winner! Get on board, you!" *shoots pod to said sun, as promised*
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 10-24-05 05:55 AM Link
No, no, no. I know we hate him, but the more prolonged his death, the more time he has to be rescued somehow.
Shyguy
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Posted on 10-24-05 05:59 AM Link
(Blows up the sun and returns to Earth using a spiffy space car)

I got something that will definately work. I'll make an example......

(performs the Deep Freeze Fatality Move on Clockworkz.)
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 10-24-05 06:01 AM Link
WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

WHAT THE

FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK

MAKE SOME SENSE

GOD DAMMIT

DON'T TALK

JUST

DON'T TALK

EVER
Shyguy
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Posted on 10-24-05 06:06 AM Link
Alastor the Stylish has officially lost it.
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